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Xcom; Struggle Snuggle

By ComfysPlace
Created: 2020-12-18 03:31:21
Expiry: Never

anonymous xcom

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>Enjoying a cup of orange juice as you need off that caffeine teat.
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>Hear a rapid knocking on the door.
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>"Mare you bucked up!"
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>"Why did you knock on the door!?"
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>"It's polite!"
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>Open the door expecting cute little pones.
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>Instead find nothing there, though your hedges have suddenly grown four times in size.
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>How odd.
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"Welp I guess since no one's here, might as well enjoy the sun shine."
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>One of your hedges shivers before you hear a click and mumbling.
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>"....praises sun...possible convergence evoulution?"
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>"Neighlen! Shut that off! We can't study it if it kills us first!"
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>"Science!"
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>Right then.
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>Stepping over to the now talking bush you spread open the leaves and see two ponies in what looks like battle harnesses with cute little camo patterns and army helmets.
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>The duo before you freeze.
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>They slowly turn to look at you.
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>You smile at them friendly like.
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"Sup?"
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>"CONTACT! XRAY FLANKING ME ON THE SIDES!"
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>"NOT THE PROBES!"
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>One drops the recorder and scrambles away the other pulls out a thermos looking thing and aims it at you.
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>Before you can pull back it makes a wuffump and soon you hit the ground.
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>Instead of the burning sensation of lead or anything really.
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>You feel warm, soft fluffiness around you.
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>Sniffing it smells like fresh laundered blankets...
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>Oddly enough you're actually quite comfortable right now.
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>"Holy Celestia, did you get it?"
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>"I-I think? Better check it!"
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>"You check it you napped it!"
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>"Nuhuh you guys didn't even help!"
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>You were so close to going back to sleep too.
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>Sitting up you pull the blanket off your head.
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"Hey you mind be-"
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>"IT'S AWAKE!"
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>"Shoot him! Shoot him!"
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Waffump! Waffump! Waffump!
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>You blink buried under the blankets before hearing the sound of hooves clacking together.
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>"Aw yeah! X-ray down!"
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>"Whoohoo! Drinks are on me!"
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>"This is Struggle Snuggle to base area is secured, need a bedroll to bring the goods back."
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>These ponies are crazy...though they make really good blankets
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>You let out a sleepy yawn and smack your lips.
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>Scratching at your crotch for that itch every guy gets you freeze when you hear rapid scribbling.
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>Wait a minute...
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>You remember getting tagged with a blanket, no, three blankets at that.
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>Peeking through the covers you soon find yourself staring through the wall of a fish tank.
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>Well more the size of those big fancy fish tanks really.
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>Outside it you think you can see one of Twilight's friends, Moon Chaser? Moon Prancer?
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>"Interesting, species shows signs of awakening from struggle snuggles much like normal colts...even follows same behavior of morning ritual, must observe more."
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"I can hear you."
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>"CONTAINMENT!"
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>Slapping a button what looks like cardboard slams into place over the glass and the top as well.
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>"Phew that was close who knows what that thing could have done!"
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>Did this bitch just toss a box over you?
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>Giving the box a couple of pokes you do confirm that it is infact a cardboard box.
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>"Specimen is able to rattle Appleloosian grade cardboard, must look into thicker sheets, possibly ship in from Saddle Arabia?"
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>Oh this'll be good.
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>You crouch down and pop the box off!
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"RAAAAAWR!"
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>The unicorn lets out a shriek glasses falling off her snout and her bun coming undone as she scrambles towards a door, "CONTAINMENT BREACH! ACTIVATE PROTOCOL NAP TIME!"
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>Oh no you don't!
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>Tossing the box you watch as it lands atop of the mare and it quickly shuffles in place with muted thudding.
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>[Panicked Horse Noises]
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>Snickering you start to climb out of the fish tank when there is a glow inside the box and with a pop Moon something or another appears outside it eyes wide with fright.
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>"WHERE'S MY SECURITY!"
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"Oh, don't worry Moonie, you've found out that God exists, he's right here."
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>Leaning over the mare as she quakes you grin wide.
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"And he's fresh out of mercy!"
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>"Moon Dancer! Down!"
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>Wha-
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>WAFFUMP!
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>WAFFUMP!
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>WAFFUMP!
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>A blanket wraps around your head and then things go dark again.
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>You of course not being a bitch nigga yank the blanket off making your hair go wild.
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>"Oh crap, it's frills are displayed!"
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>"MAX DISTANCE! GO! GO! GO!"
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>Staring after the ponies you give a screech of your people.
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>That sends the ponies pell mell into a panicked stampede as they flee down the hallway.
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>You however, instead of chasing them decide to go through the other door.
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>Lo and behold there's an exit sign!
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>Humming merely to yourself you soon find an elevator that leads to the top floor.
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>Once you reach it you find about twenty little ponies just messing around with little consoles and cute adorable headsets on.
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>One little pony makes her way past you reading a piece of paper in her magic.
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>She continues onwards then she looks up from her paper.
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>Turning around she searches for what she saw.
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>You, having seen plenty of action adventure movies are already hidden.
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>Shrugging the mare continues onwards.
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>Sneakily you clamber off the top of the locker.
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>What, you expected to be able to hang off the ceiling like some spider monkey?
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>That's Racist.
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>Moving on!
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>Humming the mission impossible theme song under your breath you soon make your way to what looks like a big door.
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>Big doors are great for exits right?
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>Right before you reach it however everything starts to go off in an air raid siren.
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>"ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL, X-RAY HAS ESCAPED FROM THE PRISONER CELLS! SHOOT ON SIGHT! FULL TACTICAL SNUGGLE USE IS AUTHORIZED! FIND THAT X-RAY!"
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>Fug
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>Taking off like the police were after your green ass, which in a way is true, you book it for the door.
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>"S-STOP A-ALIEN SCUM!"
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>Daw that adorable pone is trying to be fierce, what's that heavy thing in her hooves?
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>Brrr-TZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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>Silly string cannons?!
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>Whoa!
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>Seeing the crate behind you become covered in the stuff you can only spare a glance to see it looks harder than normal silly string!
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>Crazy pone land!