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                                            1.
                                            "Oh, hey there Anon! Welcome back to Sugarcube Corner! It's always super-great to see you here! So, what can I get you?"
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                                            2.
                                            >Pinkie Pie is as exuberant as ever
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                                            3.
                                            >you smile and put down your menu
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                                            4.
                                            "Oh, I don't know. Everything here is good. Why don't you surprise me?"
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                                            5.
                                            >Pinkie's eyes light up
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                                            6.
                                            "Oh, a surprise eh? How about a super-hot-fudge-extra-rainbow sundae with caramel and cookie sprinkles with sugar-coated-suzy-cream-cheese-deluxe-cake-batter surprise sauce...."
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                                            7.
                                            >she drones on, yammering autistically about some insane pastry
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                                            8.
                                            >it sounds like diabetes-fuel but you like her enthusiasm
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                                            9.
                                            >you smile and cut her off gently
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                                            10.
                                            "Yes, Pinkie, that sounds delicious. But since you told me everything about it it's not technically a surprise."
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                                            11.
                                            >her eyes widen in astonishment
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                                            12.
                                            "You're right!! I'm going to have to change the cake-sprinkles to neon-pink sugar-caramelized hot fudge!"
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                                            13.
                                            >she looks from side to side to make sure nopony is listening, then leans in and whispers confidentially:
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                                            14.
                                            "...but don't tell anypony. It's a surprise!"
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                                            15.
                                            >you smile indulgently at her and she darts off into the kitchen
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                                            16.
                                            "Oh, and I'll have..."
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                                            17.
                                            >you glance over to the other seat at the table
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                                            18.
                                            >the green pony raises her hoof slightly to place her order, but Pinkie has already left
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                                            19.
                                            >she trails off and stares dejectedly down at the menu
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                                            20.
                                            >you smile at her
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                                            21.
                                            "I'm sorry Wallflower, did you want to order something?"
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                                            22.
                                            >her neck is still angled down at the table, but she lifts her eyes slightly to meet your gaze
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                                            23.
                                            "Oh, um, well, yes, I was kind of hoping to get this..."
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                                            24.
                                            >she points at an item on the menu with her hoof
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                                            25.
                                            >you glance casually down at the menu
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                                            26.
                                            >it's some kind of special birthday cupcake that comes with your name written in frosting
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                                            27.
                                            >you raise an inquisitive eyebrow, and she reddens slightly
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                                            28.
                                            "Yeah, it's...uh....it's my birthday today."
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                                            29.
                                            >you reach over and give her a playful scratch behind the ears
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                                            30.
                                            "Don't worry, we'll tell her when she comes back."
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                                            31.
                                            >you hear furtive whispers and glance around
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                                            32.
                                            >you turn to look and see a table full of mares looking in your direction
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                                            33.
                                            >you smile and wave, and they all immediately blush and look away
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                                            34.
                                            >you can hear them whispering and giggling to each other
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                                            35.
                                            >the only part of their conversation you can make out is "I can't believe Anon eats here!"
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                                            36.
                                            >you smile to yourself
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                                            37.
                                            >everyone is so nice here
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                                            38.
                                            >and as the only human in town you've become kind of a local celebrity
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                                            39.
                                            "ah....AAH!"
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                                            40.
                                            >you glance back at Wallflower
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                                            41.
                                            >she notices you looking and reddens, shifting uncomfortably in her chair
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                                            42.
                                            "Something the matter, Wallflower?" you ask politely
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                                            43.
                                            >she shifts again
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                                            44.
                                            >you can hear a slight buzzing coming from underneath her seat
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                                            45.
                                            "It's just...uh..."
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                                            46.
                                            >her blush deepens
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                                            47.
                                            "Any chance I could...uh...you know..."
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                                            48.
                                            >you pretend not to know what she's talking about and continue to stare politely at her
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                                            49.
                                            "...any chance I could..."
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                                            50.
                                            >she glances up and meets your gaze
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                                            51.
                                            "...take them out...?"
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                                            52.
                                            >you frown, and she looks quickly back down at the table
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                                            53.
                                            "Wallflower, you know the rules."
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                                            54.
                                            >she slumps down into her chair, appearing to almost physically shrink
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                                            55.
                                            "...yes."
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                                            56.
                                            "And what are the rules?"
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                                            57.
                                            >she slumps further into her chair
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                                            58.
                                            >she's blushing so hard her green coat almost turns red
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                                            59.
                                            >a few strands of her shaggy mane droops down, covering her eyes
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                                            60.
                                            >you reach forward and brush them aside
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                                            61.
                                            >her eyes look up dejectedly at you
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                                            62.
                                            "What are the rules?" you repeat
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                                            63.
                                            "...if I take them out you won't bring me here anymore."
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                                            64.
                                            >you smile and scratch her behind the ears again
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                                            65.
                                            "That's right."
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                                            66.
                                            >you decide she needs a little reminder, so you reach into your pocket
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                                            67.
                                            >the little remote control has two dials, one for each device
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                                            68.
                                            >the speeds can be synced with each other
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                                            69.
                                            >right now, you've got it on a pulse setting, with the one in her anus and the one in her vagina pulsing at alternating intervals
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                                            70.
                                            >Twilight makes some pretty weird stuff on her free time
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                                            71.
                                            >you twist both dials and increase the speed
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                                            72.
                                            "AAAH!"
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                                            73.
                                            >Wallflower cries out, and instantly covers her mouth with both hooves
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                                            74.
                                            >she glances around the dining room, absolutely mortified
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                                            75.
                                            >but of course nopony notices her
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                                            76.
                                            >you smile, and turn the dials again
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                                            77.
                                            >the buzzing under her seat increases, and she shifts uncomfortably again
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                                            78.
                                            >she tries to stifle it, but eventually she lets out a soft groan
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                                            79.
                                            >you smile and ruffle her mane
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                                            80.
                                            "You like that, don't you, Wallflower?"
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                                            81.
                                            >she stares at the table
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                                            82.
                                            "...yes." she says meekly
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                                            83.
                                            "Oh hey Anon, your surprise is ready! Sorry, we're all out of industrial-carmelized-pudding-sauce, so I took butter-cream-soaked-cookie-batter and fused it with powered-pancake-donut-sprinkles. Hope that's okay!"
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                                            84.
                                            >you look at the gigantic sugar-coated monstrosity the pink pony sets down in front of you
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                                            85.
                                            >back home this would give you a heart attack in seconds, but somehow in this world you can eat stuff like this daily and not even gain weight
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                                            86.
                                            >you smile indulgently and give the pink pony an affectionate pat on the head
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                                            87.
                                            "This looks wonderful, thank you."
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                                            88.
                                            >she beams with pride
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                                            89.
                                            "Well, enjoy your treat, Anon!"
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                                            90.
                                            >she turns to go, and Wallflower clears her throat
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                                            91.
                                            >you glance in her direction, and then turn back to Pinkie
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                                            92.
                                            "Wait, Pinkie."
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                                            93.
                                            >the pink pony returns to the table, an inquisitive look on her face
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                                            94.
                                            >you gesture towards the green pony seated across from you
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                                            95.
                                            "My friend would like to order something, too."
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                                            96.
                                            >Pinkie blinks in confusion
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                                            97.
                                            "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't notice you there. Did you just come in?"
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                                            98.
                                            "I've been here the whole time," mutters Wallflower, shifting uncomfortably
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                                            99.
                                            >Pinkie's ears prick up as she seems to notice a slight buzzing sound
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                                            100.
                                            "I think there's a fly in here..." she says distractedly, glancing around
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                                            101.
                                            >she turns to go
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                                            102.
                                            "Uh, Pinkie?"
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                                            103.
                                            >she stops and looks back at you, a puzzled expression on her face
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                                            104.
                                            >you gesture towards Wallflower again
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                                            105.
                                            >Pinkie blinks, and then suddenly remembers
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                                            106.
                                            "Oh, that's right! I'm sorry. Did you want to order something?"
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                                            107.
                                            "Yes, please."
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                                            108.
                                            >Wallflower points to the birthday cupcake
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                                            109.
                                            >Pinkie's eyes light up when she sees what she's pointing at
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                                            110.
                                            "Ooooh! Is it somepony's birthday today?"
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                                            111.
                                            >Wallflower smiles prettily and reddens a little
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                                            112.
                                            >she nods
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                                            113.
                                            >there is an uncomfortable silence as Pinkie continues to stare at her with a giant smile on her face
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                                            114.
                                            "Whose is it?" she finally asks
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                                            115.
                                            >Wallflower's smile fades
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                                            116.
                                            >she stares back down at the table
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                                            117.
                                            "mine," she says quietly.
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                                            118.
                                            >Pinkie blinks, looking around
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                                            119.
                                            "There's that fly again..." she mutters, her eyes darting about, trying to find the source of the buzzing
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                                            120.
                                            >you stifle a laugh, and turn the dials in your pocket a little
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                                            121.
                                            >Wallflower groans softly
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                                            122.
                                            >Pinkie shrugs
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                                            123.
                                            "Well, be sure to tell them Happy Birthday for me!" she says cheerfully, and turns to go
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                                            124.
                                            >you clear your throat, and Pinkie turns
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                                            125.
                                            >for a second she looks confused, and then she notices Wallflower again
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                                            126.
                                            "Oh, that's right. What did you want to order again?"
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                                            127.
                                            >Wallflower points at the birthday cupcake on the menu
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                                            128.
                                            >Pinkie glances at where she's pointing
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                                            129.
                                            "Oh! Well, that's our super-special birthday surprise cupcake! It comes with the birthday pony's name written in frosting! What's the name of the lucky birthday pony?"
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                                            130.
                                            >Wallflower shifts uncomfortably again
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                                            131.
                                            >Pinkie's eyes dart suspiciously about, searching for the fly
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                                            132.
                                            "Wallflower Blush."
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                                            133.
                                            >Pinkie blinks and looks back
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                                            134.
                                            "I'm sorry, what?"
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                                            135.
                                            "Wallflower Blush. The cupcake is for me. My name is Wallflower Blush."
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                                            136.
                                            >Pinkie blinks, and then a second later she comprehends
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                                            137.
                                            "Oooh, okay! Sorry, I'm just distracted trying to find this fly...."
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                                            138.
                                            >she returns her attention to the task at hand
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                                            139.
                                            "I don't think I've seen you around before. Are you new in town? Welcome to Ponyville!"
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                                            140.
                                            >Wallflower stares at the table
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                                            141.
                                            "I've lived here my whole life," she mutters
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                                            142.
                                            "Really?"
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                                            143.
                                            >Pinkie's face scrunches up as she searches her memories
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                                            144.
                                            "Do you live in East Ponyville? I'm not sure I've seen you around before..."
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                                            145.
                                            "We went to school together."
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                                            146.
                                            >Pinkie stares blankly
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                                            147.
                                            "We sat next to each other."
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                                            148.
                                            >Pinkie stares blankly
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                                            149.
                                            "I was your lab partner in botany."
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                                            150.
                                            >Pinkie stares blankly
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                                            151.
                                            >a minute later, she shrugs
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                                            152.
                                            "Sorry, I guess I'm drawing a blanky-blank. Anyway, I'll be right back with your cupcake. What was the name again?"
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                                            153.
                                            "Wallflower Blush."
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                                            154.
                                            "Oh, that's right! Be back in a jiffy!"
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                                            155.
                                            >she trots away, singing happily to herself
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                                            156.
                                            "Who says 'back in a jiffy' in this day and age?" you muse aloud
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                                            157.
                                            >you hear a sharp, hissing intake of breath
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                                            158.
                                            >you turn to see Wallflower grinding her pelvis uncomfortably against the seat
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                                            159.
                                            >you smile pleasantly at her
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                                            160.
                                            "Are you having a fun birthday, my dear?"
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                                            161.
                                            >her eyes dart up angrily at that
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                                            162.
                                            "You didn't even know it was my birthday..." she mutters
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                                            163.
                                            >you frown
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                                            164.
                                            "You've got kind of an attitude today. If you keep that up I'm going to start thinking we're not friends anymore."
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                                            165.
                                            >her eyes widen as an expression of unfathomable terror comes over her face
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                                            166.
                                            "No..." she mutters, reaching a hoof out toward you. "I'm sorry, I'm just...AAAH!"
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                                            167.
                                            >as she leans forward, the thing inside her shifts and touches a sweet spot
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                                            168.
                                            >her entire body convulses
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                                            169.
                                            >her eyes squeeze shut and she throws her head back
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                                            170.
                                            "AAAAAH!"
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                                            171.
                                            >several ponies turn around and glance at your table
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                                            172.
                                            >a thick, musky smell fills the air as Wallflower's juices erupt all over her seat
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                                            173.
                                            "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
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                                            174.
                                            >she cries out, even louder
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                                            175.
                                            >the entire restaurant is looking at her now
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                                            176.
                                            >her body shakes and quivers
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                                            177.
                                            >her orgasm causes her to lose control of her body, and you hear a loud patter as her piss squirts out and pools on the floor
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                                            178.
                                            >several of the mares who were whispering before wrinkle their noses in disgust
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                                            179.
                                            >they begin whispering again
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                                            180.
                                            "...who is she..."
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                                            181.
                                            "...never seen her before..."
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                                            182.
                                            "...she's really gross..."
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                                            183.
                                            "aahahaahahahahahaaaaa...."
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                                            184.
                                            >Wallflower is still groaning
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                                            185.
                                            >she looks like she's about to fall out of the chair, so you grab her still-outstretched hoof to steady her
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                                            186.
                                            >her entire body is quaking
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                                            187.
                                            "aah!"
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                                            188.
                                            >she gives one last, final groan, and seems to regain consciousness
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                                            189.
                                            >she looks around
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                                            190.
                                            >literally every single eye in Sugarcube Corner is turned toward her
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                                            191.
                                            >the room is dead silent, except for a conspicuous buzzing sound that could probably be heard from Canterlot
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                                            192.
                                            >Wallflower turns a deep crimson
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                                            193.
                                            >Bon-Bon, who was in the process of giving Pinkie her order before the commotion started, clears her throat
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                                            194.
                                            "I'll have what she's hav--wait a minute. Who is she, anyway?"
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                                            195.
                                            >she turns to Lyra, who shrugs
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                                            196.
                                            "Never seen her before."
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                                            197.
                                            >murmurs begin to circulate through the room, most of them concerning the identity of the mystery mare sitting with Anon
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                                            198.
                                            >Wallflower shrinks down into her seat
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                                            199.
                                            "...can we go please?"
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                                            200.
                                            >she stares up at you
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                                            201.
                                            >her tear-filled eyes are pleading with you
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                                            202.
                                            >you smile indulgently and stroke her hoof
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                                            203.
                                            "Don't you want to wait for your birthday cupcake?"
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                                            204.
                                            >she shakes her head
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                                            205.
                                            >sparkling tears fly from her eyes and splash into the love-puddle she made on the floor
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                                            206.
                                            "...n-no. Please, Anon. I just want to go home."
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                                            207.
                                            >you give her mane a reassuring tussle
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                                            208.
                                            "Of course, Wallflower. Let's go home."
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                                            209.
                                            >you stand up, but she remains seated
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                                            210.
                                            >you glance downward, frowning
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                                            211.
                                            >she glances at you, then looks down again
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                                            212.
                                            "...um...can you...um..."
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                                            213.
                                            >she trails off, but you pretend you don't know what she's talking about
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                                            214.
                                            >you stare pleasantly at her, forcing her to finish the sentence
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                                            215.
                                            "...can you shut it off please?" she mumbles finally
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                                            216.
                                            >you tussle her mane again
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                                            217.
                                            "No, dear, you know the rules."
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                                            218.
                                            "o-okay."
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                                            219.
                                            >she stands to leave
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                                            220.
                                            >the eyes of everypony in Sugarcube Corner are on her as the two of you leave the restaurant
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                                            221.
                                            >Wallflower walks with an uncomfortable gait
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                                            222.
                                            >a conspicuous buzzing sound follows her out the door
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                                            223.
                                            >you both can hear faint murmurs of disgust fading away as the two of you exit
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                                            224.
                                            >the little bell tingles as the door swings shut
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                                            228.
                                            >several hours later
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                                            229.
                                            >the sun is dipping below the horizon
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                                            230.
                                            >Pinkie grabs the "open" sign in her mouth and flips it around to "closed"
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                                            231.
                                            >she nudges the lock with her nose, and begins to clean up for the day
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                                            232.
                                            >at one table, she notices a sour smell wafting up
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                                            233.
                                            >she frowns, leaning in closer
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                                            234.
                                            "Hey, this chair is all wet..."
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                                            235.
                                            >she sniffs, and her nose immediately wrinkles
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                                            236.
                                            >she knows what it is, she's just confused as to how it got there
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                                            237.
                                            >wasn't this the table that Anon was sitting at?
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                                            238.
                                            "...but I'm positive there wasn't anypony sitting in this chair..."
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                                            239.
                                            >she sniffs again
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                                            240.
                                            >yep, definitely smells like pee-pee
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                                            241.
                                            >pee-pee and you-know-what
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                                            242.
                                            >naughty juices
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                                            243.
                                            >from a mare
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                                            244.
                                            "Was Anon doing the hanky-pony-panky with somepony while I wasn't looking?" she muses
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                                            245.
                                            "No, Anon wouldn't do that. Not at Sugarcube Corner. He's waaaaaay too nice to do something like that!"
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                                            246.
                                            >she shrugs, and trots off to get something to clean it up with
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                                            247.
                                            >on the way through the kitchen, she pauses
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                                            248.
                                            >there's a cupcake sitting on the counter
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                                            249.
                                            >the frosting has gotten all hard, it looks like it's been sitting there for hours
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                                            250.
                                            >she frowns, leaning in to look at it
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                                            251.
                                            >it's a birthday cupcake
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                                            252.
                                            >she doesn't remember making any of these today
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                                            253.
                                            >then again, she was pretty busy, she might have just forgotten
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                                            254.
                                            >her brow wrinkles as she reads the writing on the icing
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                                            255.
                                            >it's definitely her writing
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                                            256.
                                            "Hmm, maybe I just made it and forgot! Maybe they didn't want it because I got the name wrong. There sure isn't anypony in town with a name like that!"
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                                            257.
                                            >she shrugs, and trots merrily away, singing to herself
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                                            258.
                                            >a short while later, she closes the shop up for good
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                                            259.
                                            >in the kitchen, a last ray of fading sunlight falls upon a forgotten cupcake on the counter
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                                            260.
                                            >the hardened icing has begun to crumble, but the letters can still be read
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                                            261.
                                            "Happy Birthday Wallflower"
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                                            ~ FIN ~
 
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