GREEN   780   2
   7972 44.33 KB    914

Dash Mom Chapter 2

By wingedanon
Created: 2026-04-07 02:51:07
Updated: 2026-04-18 01:50:12
Expiry: Never
rainbow dashanonstallion

  1. 1.
    >Be Scootaloo, president and founder of the Rainbow Dash fan club.
  2. 2.
    >This has been the best meeting of this group since the founding.
  3. 3.
    >Her parents are here!
  4. 4.
    >Windy and Bow are incredible.
  5. 5.
    >"That concludes our presentation of all the articles of Rainbow Dash and her exploits to save the world from Eternal Night!"
  6. 6.
    "Amazing! I knew I could count on you two to get every article about her."
  7. 7.
    >All the members holler in appreciation.
  8. 8.
    >The newspaper from Cloudsdale was really interesting to read.
  9. 9.
    >Calling out that storm of the century she made to fight that big shadowy monster.
  10. 10.
    >Epic stuff for sure.
  11. 11.
    "Now, we need to archive these into the vault so that future appreciators of Rainbow Dash will have these historic artifacts for all time."
  12. 12.
    >Bow picks up another bundle of papers.
  13. 13.
    >"That's why we got three copies!"
  14. 14.
    >Shed a single tear at the beauty of their dedication.
  15. 15.
    >Still tempted at burning the one article from Stalliongrad, they said she should be thrown in jail for stirring up tornadoes like that.
  16. 16.
    >Please, she's a professional and too cool to lose control.
  17. 17.
    >That Griffonstone one was really weird.
  18. 18.
    >Said it was all fake.
  19. 19.
    >Like, come on, look at the moon.
  20. 20.
    >"We also have some articles about our grandson, Anondash."
  21. 21.
    >Oh yeah, him.
  22. 22.
    >Immediately hooves start stomping in the crowd.
  23. 23.
    >"Do it, do it!"
  24. 24.
    "Hey now, one presentation is enough."
  25. 25.
    >"We can do another one!"
  26. 26.
    >Windy loudly exclaims.
  27. 27.
    "But this is the Rainbow Dash club. Yeah sure, Anon was kind of cool that night, but we're here to appreciate the spectacular Rainbow Dash."
  28. 28.
    >Stomp the podium in an effort to make your point.
  29. 29.
    >Just then a pile of papers just as big as their first slam on the table.
  30. 30.
    >Bow just laughs.
  31. 31.
    >"We found just as much about our baby grandcolt."
  32. 32.
    >First one on top has a headline saying 'Princesses Put Colt in Danger. Down with the Monarchy'.
  33. 33.
    >Windy quickly pulls that one away and sets it on fire in the clubhouse.
  34. 34.
    >"Oops, forgot to burn this one. Oh those opinionated ponies saying heretical things about Princess Celestia."
  35. 35.
    >The warm glow certainly leaves an impression.
  36. 36.
    >Noi raises her hoof.
  37. 37.
    >"Come on Scootaloo, just this one time. It's a special event. He's basically an extension of her."
  38. 38.
    >All the members nod.
  39. 39.
    >Sigh with a defeated head drop.
  40. 40.
    "Fine. Let's hear what Windy and Bow have to say."
  41. 41.
    >On cue, they go into a blaze of excitement in this presentation.
  42. 42.
    >Guess it is neat that a school mate is getting world-wide recognition.
  43. 43.
    >You do notice that the group isn't cheering as much as they Rainbow Dash presentation.
  44. 44.
    >A few of them are thinking real hard about something.
  45. 45.
    >Except for Snips and Snails.
  46. 46.
    >They're really into this one too.
  47. 47.
    >A win for the colts you guess.
  48. 48.
    >Then you can hear some of the fillies grumbling with each other.
  49. 49.
    >Noi, Piña Colada, and Aura whisper to each other.
  50. 50.
    >Lean in to hear.
  51. 51.
    >"It totally isn't fair."
  52. 52.
    >"What is?"
  53. 53.
    >"You know. Her. Diamond Tiara."
  54. 54.
    >Why are they talking about her?
  55. 55.
    >Figures the moment Anon comes up he ruins everything.
  56. 56.
     
  57. 57.
    >Diamond Tiara is already a real annoying filly to deal with at school.
  58. 58.
    >Mostly bothers that Apple filly.
  59. 59.
    >Sweetie Bell thinks we should initiate her into the group.
  60. 60.
    >We'll see.
  61. 61.
    >"You know all she's going to do is lord over us about having a coltfriend."
  62. 62.
    >"As if she doesn't need anything else giving her a big head."
  63. 63.
    >"Or is it giving big head? Mom was kind of drunk when I asked her about coltfriends."
  64. 64.
    >Dear Celestia, they're talking nonsense!
  65. 65.
    "Hey, we got a presentation we're listening to."
  66. 66.
    >That was louder than intended.
  67. 67.
    >Bow and Whistle stop their story and look at you fillies.
  68. 68.
    >Whistle tilts her head at you all.
  69. 69.
    >"Whatcha talkin' about fillies?"
  70. 70.
    >Before you can divert this, Noi jumps up.
  71. 71.
    >"We're talking about how unfair it is that Diamond Tiara is making Anon her coltfriend."
  72. 72.
    >The adults in the room all share a look of amusement.
  73. 73.
    >Bow chuckles at that.
  74. 74.
    >"Hey now, ain't no finer coltfriend then our boy."
  75. 75.
    >Noi just digs deeper.
  76. 76.
    >"That isn't it. Diamond Tiara is a jerk!"
  77. 77.
    >That elicits a gasp from all of you.
  78. 78.
    >A mean word.
  79. 79.
    >Snips and Snails even 'oooh' at that.
  80. 80.
    >"Oh come on, you all know I'm not wrong."
  81. 81.
    "Why does it matter? Diamond always gets what she wants."
  82. 82.
    >Noi stomps a determine hoof down.
  83. 83.
    >"What if she doesn't. Just this once."
  84. 84.
    >Piña Colada nods in agreement.
  85. 85.
    >"Not like Anon is just some pushover. We all saw him, he didn't even care that she wants him."
  86. 86.
    "Well he was saying Celestia was going to throw him in a dungeon."
  87. 87.
    >Windy immediately steps in.
  88. 88.
    >"Our Grace Celestia wouldn't do something like that. She's our great Monarch after all."
  89. 89.
    "Yeah, we know. It was a joke. He used it to throw Diamond off."
  90. 90.
    >Noi snorts.
  91. 91.
    >Would probably sound serious if she wasn't such a tiny filly.
  92. 92.
    >"When he gets home she snatches him."
  93. 93.
    >Aura frowns deeply.
  94. 94.
    >"Then she won't shut up about it forever! Recess is going to be even more annoying."
  95. 95.
    "So what are you saying?"
  96. 96.
    >"We beat Diamond Tiara and her goon at their goal. One of us will be Anon's fillyfriend."
  97. 97.
    >The thousand yard stare from you answers her.
  98. 98.
    >Noi points at Rainbow's parents.
  99. 99.
    >"What does Anon like? I'm going to woo him."
  100. 100.
    >"No I will. I want to shove it to Diamond."
  101. 101.
    "You're all wasting your time. Anon doesn't like fillies."
  102. 102.
    >Then Snips joins in much to your surprise.
  103. 103.
    >"Yeah, I think he has a crush on Cheerilee."
  104. 104.
    "The teacher?"
  105. 105.
    >Snail laughs annoyingly.
  106. 106.
    >"Mumbling snowpity or something funny. He tells us we'll understand when we're older."
  107. 107.
    >Noi shakes her head.
  108. 108.
    >"That bully won't accept that, and neither will I. Mrs. Windy, what does Anon like?"
  109. 109.
    >Windy and Bow look at each other and think.
  110. 110.
    >"I mean, we figured Scootaloo would be a good fillyfriend. Just as athletic, and also loves Rainbow Dash."
  111. 111.
    "No. I tried to be his friend."
  112. 112.
    >"What happened?"
  113. 113.
    "He told me I would be happier with Sweetie Bell and Applebloom. Like what kind of answer is that?"
  114. 114.
    >Piña Colada taps her hooves.
  115. 115.
    >"Maybe fillies scare him. Most colts are a bunch of goofs around fillies."
  116. 116.
    >All of you look at Snip and Snails.
  117. 117.
     
  118. 118.
    >Back to being Anon, train rides are pretty fun.
  119. 119.
    "Figures you would have turned a date into a competition. Didn't know you played pool."
  120. 120.
    >Dash looks proud of herself.
  121. 121.
    >"Well kiddo, turns out I'm just really good at practically everything worthwhile."
  122. 122.
    "Well, did you enjoy it? I teased him the whole way to the train yard, but you didn't give me your gold bit."
  123. 123.
    >"He's fun. I wouldn't say no to a second date. What do you think of him?"
  124. 124.
    "Royal Guard? Don't know him. Seems friendly enough. He did say you were hot."
  125. 125.
    >"Yeah and water is wet."
  126. 126.
    >Geez, what an ego.
  127. 127.
    >Then again, Rainbow Dash.
  128. 128.
    >Ego is her natural state.
  129. 129.
    >She then gets a more serious look.
  130. 130.
    >"So, what are you planning now? 'Cause I'm not going to let you just do stuff on your own like that. We're going to talk about it."
  131. 131.
    >Not going to beat around the bush.
  132. 132.
    "The main stuff? That's up to Celestia. I can't save the Tree of Harmony or the other stuff by myself. The small stuff? Not sure yet. I need to figure out what's important."
  133. 133.
    >Tap your chin.
  134. 134.
    "Could make a trip out to the badlands."
  135. 135.
    >"No."
  136. 136.
    >Pout like a spoiled child.
  137. 137.
    >"Wait, were you serious? What could possibly want out there?"
  138. 138.
    "Honestly, I'm probably going to need Aunt Fluttershy's help. Though I'm unsure how good her worm word-fu is. Got to walk without rhythm."
  139. 139.
    >"I really wish you wouldn't speak in riddles."
  140. 140.
    >Oh, riddles.
  141. 141.
    >When does Zecroa show up?
  142. 142.
    >You want to be first in line for alchemy lessons.
  143. 143.
    >All you have to go by is what the library has to offer.
  144. 144.
    >Wonder if Twilight brought new books with her.
  145. 145.
    >The choo of the train sounds as we finally come to a stop.
  146. 146.
    >Good to be home.
  147. 147.
    >Hopefully you can get right back to work figuring out this world changing shenanigans.
  148. 148.
    >So much for keeping to the canon.
  149. 149.
    >Guess you'll just figure out what's best as you go.
  150. 150.
    >A familiar face is waiting for you at the station.
  151. 151.
    >"Anon, my boy! Dashie-poo!"
  152. 152.
    "Hi Zephyr."
  153. 153.
    >Dash wacks you upside the head with her wing.
  154. 154.
    "Hi Dad."
  155. 155.
    >"Better. Hey Zephyr, don't call me that again. How's it hanging?"
  156. 156.
    >"Happy to see you two again. Guess what."
  157. 157.
    >Out of his feathers like trick cards, Zephyr produces two golden tickets.
  158. 158.
    >"I got for you tickets for the Grand Galloping Gala. Interested?"
  159. 159.
    >Dash's jaw drops as those shiny tickets glow in her eyes.
  160. 160.
    >"How did you get those!? That's an exclusive party. The Wonderbolts go to that party!"
  161. 161.
    >Zephyr has a cheeky grin.
  162. 162.
    >"Oh I have my ways."
  163. 163.
    >Rainbow looks so impressed.
  164. 164.
    "You got them from Twilight and Spike."
  165. 165.
    >Like he was just punched in the gut, his head drops down to your eye level and just stares.
  166. 166.
    >He's basically mouthing 'How did you know' mentally.
  167. 167.
    "Celestia gave them to her."
  168. 168.
    >Dash glares at him unimpressed.
  169. 169.
    >Quite the 180.
  170. 170.
    >"Did Celestia tell you when you two were talking?"
  171. 171.
    >Just shrug.
  172. 172.
    "I'm not interested in going. You two can have fun."
  173. 173.
    >Taking the tickets from his grasp, Dash shakes her head.
  174. 174.
    >"I'll think about it."
  175. 175.
    >Zephyr sighs as he straightens up.
  176. 176.
    >"Sis and the rest of your friends got tickets too."
  177. 177.
     
  178. 178.
    >"Right, so we do need to talk later. Princess Celestia helped out our situation, but I don't want to just blab about it in public."
  179. 179.
    >As mom talks, you notice ears poking out of a bush.
  180. 180.
    >A filly dressed in camo paint on the roof.
  181. 181.
    >And is that Scootaloo watching with binoculars?
  182. 182.
    >Are you about to get pranked?
  183. 183.
    >"Also Anon is going to be joining my workout routine as part of his grounding."
  184. 184.
    >Zephyr gives you a pained sympathetic look, then pauses.
  185. 185.
    >"Really?"
  186. 186.
    >"Our little guy was doing some real dangerous stunts, so I feel it's appropriate to let him know his limits through serious training. Burn that excess energy off."
  187. 187.
    "Make me too tired for school."
  188. 188.
    >"If that becomes an issue I'll adjust."
  189. 189.
    >"I can join."
  190. 190.
    >Slowly, both Dash and you turn to Zephyr.
  191. 191.
    >Don't say anything, just wait for the punchline.
  192. 192.
    >"I'm serious. It'll be good for all of us to get some real bonding going."
  193. 193.
    >Dash shakes her head trying to not sound too mocking.
  194. 194.
    >"Dude, you live in Cloudsdale. You would have to get up even earlier to meet up."
  195. 195.
    >Hold on a moment, those fillies are stalking you.
  196. 196.
    >No wait, they're watching Dash.
  197. 197.
    >They're all in her club.
  198. 198.
    >No need to panic.
  199. 199.
    >Kind of odd to trot past your grandparents.
  200. 200.
    >Why are they hiding with cameras ready?
  201. 201.
    >Poor Rainbow Dash.
  202. 202.
    >She's about to get jumped.
  203. 203.
    >"Maybe I could stay at your house. Would help out."
  204. 204.
    >Dash snorts.
  205. 205.
    >"No. We're not doing that again. Unless you want me to get angry at you and kick you out a week later."
  206. 206.
    "Could stay at Aunt Fluttershy."
  207. 207.
    >Kind of want to see how long he lasts on a Dash workout.
  208. 208.
    >Any kind of workout.
  209. 209.
    >Dad thinks on that suggestion.
  210. 210.
    >"Yeah that could work. I'll ask her. Don't worry Anon, my boy. Old dad is going to be the positive role model and cheerleader against mom's oppressive punishment."
  211. 211.
    "Here's to our survi--Um, hi?"
  212. 212.
    >Standing in your way is Noi.
  213. 213.
    >Blushing really hard.
  214. 214.
    >"Say the lines, Noi."
  215. 215.
    >You think you hear Scootaloo in a nearby bush.
  216. 216.
    >"Hey, I don't like your girlfriend!"
  217. 217.
    >What?
  218. 218.
    >"I think you need a new one!"
  219. 219.
    >What!?
  220. 220.
    >Aura comes up behind you.
  221. 221.
    >"I could be your fillyfriend."
  222. 222.
    >Did you stumble into a Lavigne song?
  223. 223.
    >Oh crap.
  224. 224.
    >Noi quickly grabs your attention with the next verse.
  225. 225.
    >"Hey, I know that you like me!"
  226. 226.
    >No way, no way.
  227. 227.
    >"We know it's not a secret."
  228. 228.
    >Aura practically belts out the next part.
  229. 229.
    >"Hey you, I want to be your fillyfriend."
  230. 230.
    >Danger!
  231. 231.
    >You're in real danger!
  232. 232.
    >Don't know where Piña Colada came from, but she's broken the personal bubble layer.
  233. 233.
    >"You're so fine, I want you mine."
  234. 234.
    >You jump like a cat around cucumbers.
  235. 235.
    >Crash into a low hanging cloud and just sit on top of it.
  236. 236.
    >All three fillies stare up at you, really annoyed that you just left.
  237. 237.
    >Zephyr looks like a man dying in a desert watching another man drown in the ocean.
  238. 238.
    >Dash just looks confused.
  239. 239.
    >"Ok, ok fillies. What's all this about?"
  240. 240.
    >Piña Colada produces a mug.
  241. 241.
    >"I will give you apple cider if I can have Anon as my coltfriend."
  242. 242.
    >"Deal."
  243. 243.
    "Mom! That belongs to Berry. She'll never give it to you."
  244. 244.
     
  245. 245.
     
  246. 246.
    "No, seriously, what do you all want?"
  247. 247.
    >"Anon, fly down here and talk to them before I drag you down here."
  248. 248.
    >Thanks mom.
  249. 249.
    >Groan exasperatingly as you float down.
  250. 250.
    "What's this all about? This feels like it happened overnight."
  251. 251.
    >Noi shuffles on her hooves as she chews her lip.
  252. 252.
    >"Nothing's changed. Why would it? You'll be a great coltfriend."
  253. 253.
    "Thanks."
  254. 254.
    >You say flatly.
  255. 255.
    >Aura skitters up next to Noi.
  256. 256.
    >"We can sit together during lunch time. Play on the swing set. Scheme together."
  257. 257.
    >What was that last part?
  258. 258.
    >Piña Colada puts her front hooves together to make a heart shape.
  259. 259.
    >"Come on, it'll be fun."
  260. 260.
    "So how does Scootaloo fall into all this?"
  261. 261.
    >"Ignore me!"
  262. 262.
    >Dash jerks her head to the bush.
  263. 263.
    >"Scoots!? What are you doing there?"
  264. 264.
    >Sighing, Scootaloo scrambles her way out of her hiding place.
  265. 265.
    >"Just trying to help them out. I'm not interested."
  266. 266.
    >At least someone is sane.
  267. 267.
    >"Unless he asks me."
  268. 268.
    >You're wrong.
  269. 269.
    >The world has gone insane.
  270. 270.
    >This is the kind of fimfiction nonsense that you threw in the trash.
  271. 271.
    >Isekai wish fulfillment bullshit.
  272. 272.
    >Oh look at you, the OC that gets all the mares.
  273. 273.
    "Grandma! Grandpa! Get out here please."
  274. 274.
    >"Have you decided on your first fillyfriend? My vote is Scootaloo."
  275. 275.
    >"I think they all have great taste."
  276. 276.
    >Bow and Windy hover bounce out of their hiding spot.
  277. 277.
    "Why is this happening? Did you give my classmates the idea?"
  278. 278.
    >They look a little nervous at that accusation.
  279. 279.
    >Surprisingly, it's Scootaloo who answers you.
  280. 280.
    >"Do you always have to over analyze everything? Fine."
  281. 281.
    >Notice that the three fillies are shaking their heads no in their own exaggerated way.
  282. 282.
    >Scootaloo doesn't care.
  283. 283.
    >"We want to stick it to Diamond Tiara."
  284. 284.
    "DT?"
  285. 285.
    >...
  286. 286.
    >Oh.
  287. 287.
    "I forgot about that."
  288. 288.
    >"Dang, Anon. Pulling that many fillies from school."
  289. 289.
    >Dash nudges you with a proud grin.
  290. 290.
    >Noi objects quickly.
  291. 291.
    >"Diamond is a bully. She's just going to take him as a colt-toy to show off. She doesn't actually care about him."
  292. 292.
    "Do any of you care about me? This whole thing seems to be about her."
  293. 293.
    >They all look away, kicking dust, one of them coughs.
  294. 294.
    >Except Scootaloo.
  295. 295.
    >"Well, are you going to say no to her? How do you think that's going to go?"
  296. 296.
    "I'll think of something. Besides, she'll be angry if I got a fillyfriend when she already asked to be mine."
  297. 297.
    >"Well you could always lie. You're really good at that."
  298. 298.
    >Buck you.
  299. 299.
    "Then I'll just tell her no. There. You all happy?"
  300. 300.
    >They all shake their heads no.
  301. 301.
    >A picture is taken.
  302. 302.
    >"Our grandcolt is rejecting four fillies at once. What a lady killer. Dashie was a real heart breaker in school too."
  303. 303.
    >"Yeah, my heart!"
  304. 304.
    >Thanks dad.
  305. 305.
    "I can't believe I go from talking to Celestia about the future to school yard soap operas."
  306. 306.
    >Banalities of real life doesn't stop just because you're on a life mission.
  307. 307.
    "Great. Really looking forward to school tomorrow when all of this comes to a head."
  308. 308.
    >Look up to Dash.
  309. 309.
    "Can I call in sick?"
  310. 310.
    >"No."
  311. 311.
    >Turn back to the fillies.
  312. 312.
    "Is it really that bad if I'm Diamond's coltfriend?"
  313. 313.
    >"Yes."
  314. 314.
     
  315. 315.
    >You've seen this game.
  316. 316.
    >The only winning move is to not play.
  317. 317.
    >Too bad someone has handed you a controller mid-tournament.
  318. 318.
    >Look at all of these fillies.
  319. 319.
    >Do you throw a fit?
  320. 320.
    >Play hard to get?
  321. 321.
    >Come one, Anon.
  322. 322.
    >Use that big human brain of yours.
  323. 323.
    "All well and easy doing this behind Diamond's back. Do any of you actually have a backbone when she approaches me as school tomorrow? Or am I going to be hanged out to dry when you all retreat with your tails between your legs?"
  324. 324.
    >They all give you determined looks in the face.
  325. 325.
    >"No way."
  326. 326.
    >Scootaloo seems to take more offense to that.
  327. 327.
    >"I ain't scared of her. That filly has got nothing on me."
  328. 328.
    "Blank."
  329. 329.
    >...
  330. 330.
    "You know what comes next."
  331. 331.
    >"Why are you so mean."
  332. 332.
    >That wasn't even a question from her, just a statement.
  333. 333.
    "What do you think she's going to do!? To all of you. Then she's going to get mad at me and I don't really want to deal with that sassy pink brat and her silver stooge."
  334. 334.
    >"So what, you're scared of her?"
  335. 335.
    "Way to miss the entire point."
  336. 336.
    >Miss fingers right now.
  337. 337.
    >So you can massage your temples.
  338. 338.
    >Oh wait, you have wings.
  339. 339.
    >Sometimes pegasi do finger-like things with feathers even though they really shouldn't.
  340. 340.
    "I dunno. Have a competition? Kind of weird to go this route. If you can beat her at it, Diamond will have to accept that she lost."
  341. 341.
    >Noi, Piña Colada, and Aura look at each other.
  342. 342.
    >"Like the Sister Hooves Social?"
  343. 343.
    "Maybe."
  344. 344.
    >Scootaloo jumps on her ride, and starts to buzz her wings.
  345. 345.
    >"We can work with that. Fillies, I'm going to the Foal Free Press. If Anon is going to be so hard headed about this, might as well have some fun with it."
  346. 346.
    "Just don't go overboard. Last thing we need is to make this into a whole episode."
  347. 347.
    >Noi just shrugs.
  348. 348.
    >"Could've just said yes to me. Everything after this is all on you."
  349. 349.
    "No it isn't!? Don't run away now!"
  350. 350.
    >Feel like the butt of a joke as the fillies flee.
  351. 351.
    >Dash just pats you on the back.
  352. 352.
    "I really hope this doesn't escalate."
  353. 353.
    >"Well, what filly do you like?"
  354. 354.
    "I don't know!? I never thought about it."
  355. 355.
    >You, ah, do like fillies right? Not that I would have a problem if you preferred colts."
  356. 356.
    "No, I don't swing that way."
  357. 357.
    >"Oh thank Celestia."
  358. 358.
    >Dad doesn't seem to be jealous.
  359. 359.
    >"Anon, how do you say no to four cute fillies like that?"
  360. 360.
    >Not jealous, but bewildered.
  361. 361.
    "Weren't you listening? They don't like me. They just hate another filly more."
  362. 362.
    >"Actually Noi has quite the fan shrine to you."
  363. 363.
    >Stare blankly at Grandma Whistle.
  364. 364.
    >"Right next to the Rainbow Dash shrine. Really impressive."
  365. 365.
    >You're never staying in the same room with her alone.
  366. 366.
    >Ponies like that are all insane.
  367. 367.
    >Dear Princess Luna, if this is a nightmare please wake me up now.
  368. 368.
    "I think I just signed my life away. I'm. I'm going to have a fillyfriend. I didn't ask for this."
  369. 369.
    >Wait.
  370. 370.
    >What if?
  371. 371.
    >...
  372. 372.
    >There is one filly who can be really helpful.
  373. 373.
    >Doctor Hooves is always on the ball.
  374. 374.
    >Trying to get into his lab is difficult.
  375. 375.
    >Is he seeing Derpy now?
  376. 376.
    >If Dinky competes.
  377. 377.
     
  378. 378.
    >An unholy beep wakes you.
  379. 379.
    >You knew this was going to happen, you tried to prepare for it.
  380. 380.
    >Getting up early is going to be a chore.
  381. 381.
    >Like a zombie, you rise from your bed and slam the alarm silent.
  382. 382.
    >Crawl out and open the door of your room and see Dash is waiting for you.
  383. 383.
    >"Good, don't have to drag you out. Come on."
  384. 384.
    >Mumbling some kind of acknowledgement.
  385. 385.
    >Yup, still dark this morning.
  386. 386.
    >Rainbow flings open the front door and just shoots off into the darkness.
  387. 387.
    >Follow behind her until you reach a field.
  388. 388.
    >"We're going to be doing some stretching then do basic Wonderbolt maneuvers to warm up."
  389. 389.
    >Both of you look around.
  390. 390.
    "I don't see him."
  391. 391.
    >Dash shakes her head.
  392. 392.
    >"I'm not surprised. Your dad likes to sleep."
  393. 393.
    >She then goes to stretch in the classic pose.
  394. 394.
    >Don't say it.
  395. 395.
    >That's your mom.
  396. 396.
    >"There you are."
  397. 397.
    "Oh, morning Fluttershy."
  398. 398.
    >"Good morning young colt. Zephyr get over here."
  399. 399.
    >"I'm coming. Sorry, I slept through my alarm."
  400. 400.
    >Fluttershy rolls her eyes and mutters under her breath.
  401. 401.
    >"Kicking and screaming out of the bed and the house."
  402. 402.
    >Rainbow sighs as she finishes her stretches.
  403. 403.
    >"You didn't have to."
  404. 404.
    >"He needs to keep his word. I want him to bond with Anon at the least."
  405. 405.
    >Zephyr trots up next to you and tries to mimic your stretching.
  406. 406.
    "Morning."
  407. 407.
    >"Not a good morning, champ?"
  408. 408.
    "We both hate getting up this early."
  409. 409.
    >He nods sadly.
  410. 410.
    >"It is a cruel misery. Don't worry Anon, I'll be with you so we can suffer together."
  411. 411.
    >The girls chat briefly before Fluttershy waves.
  412. 412.
    >"Stay strong you two. Zephyr, try to look for a job before getting home."
  413. 413.
    >"But breakfast!"
  414. 414.
    >Fluttershy hesitates, then crumbles.
  415. 415.
    >"Ok, you can get breakfast, but you need to go out to find a job."
  416. 416.
    >Dash shakes her head, but doesn't address that.
  417. 417.
    >"Fine. Come on boys. Get into gear. This is only the first morning."
  418. 418.
    >---
  419. 419.
    >That wasn't terrible, but still don't enjoy getting up so early.
  420. 420.
    >The morning sun had risen some time at the tail end of the workout.
  421. 421.
    >Dad is on the ground, heaving with his entire body just to breath.
  422. 422.
    >Dash gives you a large glass of orange juice.
  423. 423.
    "I won't tell AJ."
  424. 424.
    >"Har har, just drink it. At the end of the week I'll get us some chocolate milk."
  425. 425.
    "Not the protein shakes?"
  426. 426.
    >"That stuff is for way more specific training, we're just doing a normal routine also you're too young to drink that."
  427. 427.
    >"W-would it, <weeze>, help, <cough>, help me? I need so much help."
  428. 428.
    >Poor Zephyr really struggled at the end there.
  429. 429.
    >"Dude, you barely did half. Water is your friend."
  430. 430.
    "So what about training for the Best Young Flyers' Competition?
  431. 431.
    >Rainbow looks up at the sky, probably thinking about work.
  432. 432.
    >"I can fit it between cloud kicking."
  433. 433.
    "No mid-work naps?"
  434. 434.
    >"Fewer power naps you cheeky colt."
  435. 435.
    >Whew, you're sweaty.
  436. 436.
    >Shake your mane and let it fly free.
  437. 437.
    >Air out your wings by letting them stretch out as far as possible.
  438. 438.
    >A camera snap goes off.
  439. 439.
    "What?"
  440. 440.
    >"And there he is folks! Looking real good after his morning workout."
  441. 441.
    >Pinkie Pie of all ponies just yell out in a megaphone.
  442. 442.
     
  443. 443.
    >Pinkie is showing off her pearly white grin as she bounces.
  444. 444.
    >"He certainly shows off, doesn't he fillies! Let's get this party started?"
  445. 445.
    >Where did they show up!?
  446. 446.
    >Mares and stallions are in bleachers as they all stomp in approval.
  447. 447.
    >There is a podium where you watch Mayor Mare stand proudly.
  448. 448.
    >"Ladies and gentlefolks, it has been a while since the last time we've had an event like this. This time we have several fillies pining for a colt."
  449. 449.
    >Then she turns aside and slightly lowers her voice.
  450. 450.
    >"Like every other time. We need more stallions in this town."
  451. 451.
    "What's going on?"
  452. 452.
    >Pinkie saddles up next to you and just presents this event to you.
  453. 453.
    >"Silly billy--"
  454. 454.
    "I'm not a goat."
  455. 455.
    >"True! This is the Grand Heart's Winning. An event to help love bloom on the battlefield."
  456. 456.
    >This is some real small town nonsense.
  457. 457.
    "There's no way Cheerilee is ok with this."
  458. 458.
    >"Whew! Go fillies go!"
  459. 459.
    >Never mind, there she is with her cheerleader outfit.
  460. 460.
    >The rest of the class are sitting on the bleachers with their parents.
  461. 461.
    >Look over to a prep pin where several more fillies are stretching out.
  462. 462.
    >Several of their parents are coaching them.
  463. 463.
    >Except for Scootaloo, she's by herself.
  464. 464.
    >You're about to remedy that, just restrain yourself from strangling her.
  465. 465.
    "Scootaloo are you crazy!? What did you do?"
  466. 466.
    >"What do you mean what did I do? You decided to be hardheaded."
  467. 467.
    >She slams her head against yours as you both just glare eye to eye.
  468. 468.
    "Don't play coy. Who did you talk to?"
  469. 469.
    >"Wasn't my fault! I just ran into Diamond Tiara and we started arguing."
  470. 470.
    "Where!? In the middle of Ponyville?"
  471. 471.
    >"She sure did!"
  472. 472.
    >Pinkie helpfully adds as she bounces by.
  473. 473.
    "I should have stayed in Cloudsdale."
  474. 474.
    >"Yeah well, can't run from this."
  475. 475.
    >"Well well, looks you came anyway blank flank."
  476. 476.
    >Orange chicken and you turn to see the filly of the hour.
  477. 477.
    >Dressed to the nines with a workout outfit and an oversized energy drink is Diamond Tiara.
  478. 478.
    >Scootaloo huffs trying to brush off the insult.
  479. 479.
    >"Only so I can beat that smug look on your face."
  480. 480.
    >"Smug implies a level of superiority, which I am."
  481. 481.
    >Diamond looks you over.
  482. 482.
    >"Hmph, well no cutie mark aside, at least you look good."
  483. 483.
    >Did?
  484. 484.
    >Did she just compliment you?
  485. 485.
    >What a weird feeling.
  486. 486.
    >"Ha, got you to blush. Silver, we got this one in the bag."
  487. 487.
    >As she turns away, she gives you a side glance.
  488. 488.
    >"Then I'll teach you to Bump! Bump! Sugar-lump, rump!"
  489. 489.
    >Watch as she trots away, straight to her mother.
  490. 490.
    >Oh great, her.
  491. 491.
    >Strain your ears to hear what Spoiled Rich says.
  492. 492.
    >"Good work. You did exactly as I told you."
  493. 493.
    "This town is crazy."
  494. 494.
    >Look over to see who's all competing.
  495. 495.
    >Surprised at how many there are.
  496. 496.
    >They have to be doing this for the fun of it, or to skip class.
  497. 497.
    >Float over to Cheerilee.
  498. 498.
    "Teacher please call this off."
  499. 499.
    >With a mischievous grin she pats you on the head.
  500. 500.
    >"Nope."
  501. 501.
    "But why?"
  502. 502.
    >She gets a far away look in her eye.
  503. 503.
    >"I remember my first event. It'll be good for the fillies who lost. Just like me."
  504. 504.
    "That's a good thing?"
  505. 505.
    >"It's an important lesson."
  506. 506.
     
  507. 507.
    >You know, Cheerilee did have her strange moments on the show.
  508. 508.
    >Ignoring bullying right in front of her, then laying down the law the next moment.
  509. 509.
    >It's more consistent when you live in the same town as her student.
  510. 510.
    >Still really annoying when she lets stuff slide.
  511. 511.
    "It's that annoying feeling when you feel adults are useless."
  512. 512.
    >Cheerilee rolls her eyes.
  513. 513.
    >"No need to be dramatic."
  514. 514.
    >Look over to the fillies again, and your blood freezes.
  515. 515.
    >Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom are talking to each other.
  516. 516.
    >Way before they should be meeting.
  517. 517.
    >Why are they all here!?
  518. 518.
    >Fly your way to the filly pin only to get snatched by rope.
  519. 519.
    >"Whoa there fly-colt. Ain't no use complaining to them about this."
  520. 520.
    >Applejack pulls you down next to her and Rarity.
  521. 521.
    "Really!? Both of you? Why are your sisters here?"
  522. 522.
    >Applejack shrugs as she rolls up her rope.
  523. 523.
    >"Applebloom has that competitive spirit in her."
  524. 524.
    >Don't even buy that for a moment.
  525. 525.
    "Really."
  526. 526.
    >"And she wants to get a cutie mark."
  527. 527.
    >Now that makes more sense.
  528. 528.
    "A cutie mark in coltfriend making?"
  529. 529.
    >Applejack chuckles at that.
  530. 530.
    >"She'll try anything. I doubt she'll get one here. Can't rush it after all.
  531. 531.
    >Rarity pats you on the head.
  532. 532.
    >"Now Anon, a young stallion like yourself should be honored to be pined for by so many beautiful fillies."
  533. 533.
    "They all want to do it to put mud in Diamond's eye."
  534. 534.
    >"Not me!"
  535. 535.
    "Noi, you have a shrine of me in your closet. That scares me!"
  536. 536.
    >Rarity pulls you in and just throws her hoof out like a theater presenter.
  537. 537.
    >"War and love are often held hoof in hoof. Think of it, electric thrills of winning the heart. For the glory of defeating your foe with clever words and choice tactics. As brilliant as you are, you have to see that."
  538. 538.
    "Do you see that with your sister?"
  539. 539.
    >Rarity grimaces and whispers.
  540. 540.
    >"I don't think you have to worry about her winning."
  541. 541.
    >Once again you have unintentionally ruined everything.
  542. 542.
    >Timeline is going to be a mess.
  543. 543.
    >If they're friends early that shouldn't be a problem right?
  544. 544.
    >Butterfly effect is a bitch.
  545. 545.
    >Make everything harder and harder to control.
  546. 546.
    >At this point, all you can do is go with the flow and try to recover this.
  547. 547.
    >Figure out the rules, and get a fillyfriend that doesn't matter in the overall story.
  548. 548.
    "So if Diamond wins, what does that say about your war and love fantasy?"
  549. 549.
    >Rarity shrugs.
  550. 550.
    >"Sometimes darling, the heel wins. Not the end of the world."
  551. 551.
    >Don't see Dinky, so much for that plan.
  552. 552.
    >See a few background fillies.
  553. 553.
    >Those will be safe.
  554. 554.
    >Wait, is that Twist?
  555. 555.
    >Why is she here?
  556. 556.
    >Ok, you can work with these choices.
  557. 557.
    >Figure out the rules to this shindig clown show and get the most out of it.
  558. 558.
    >Pinkie and Mayor Mare are chatting at the podium.
  559. 559.
    >Perfect, time to get answers.
  560. 560.
    >As you approach, you feel something heavy.
  561. 561.
    >It stops you short, then you look up.
  562. 562.
    >A blur crashes in front of you.
  563. 563.
    >The explosion throws up clouds of dust, forcing you to land and start coughing.
  564. 564.
    >The ground has split apart.
  565. 565.
    >The flower mares are screaming.
  566. 566.
     
  567. 567.
    >All the ponies lean closer in anticipation of this new arrival.
  568. 568.
    >Mayor Mare is calling for order.
  569. 569.
    >Pinkie just looks excited.
  570. 570.
    >You see a shape, a pony with large wings.
  571. 571.
    >It looks around, before it focuses straight at you.
  572. 572.
    >A glow of magic shines in the darkness.
  573. 573.
    >A wind blows away the dust and dirt to reveal who it is.
  574. 574.
    >[spoiler]”Hi Anon!”[/spoiler]
  575. 575.
    >What!?
  576. 576.
     
  577. 577.
    ><Moments before impact>
  578. 578.
    >Be Rainbow Dash, one awesome mare.
  579. 579.
    >Just got done exercising with Anon.
  580. 580.
    >And Zephyr.
  581. 581.
    >He tried.
  582. 582.
    >As Applejack would say, bless his little heart he tried.
  583. 583.
    >This, however, has been quite the change of events.
  584. 584.
    >Ponyville has gotten together for another wild event.
  585. 585.
    >All over your boy no less.
  586. 586.
    >Poor colt looks like he's losing his head with all the running around he's doing.
  587. 587.
    >Turns out exercise doesn't bleed much energy from him.
  588. 588.
    >Just like you.
  589. 589.
    >Look down at the heap of Zephyr.
  590. 590.
    "You gonna get up?"
  591. 591.
    >"Find me a necromancer and I will."
  592. 592.
    >Drag his limp corpse up the bleachers, and find the perfect spot.
  593. 593.
    >A cloud above the bleachers.
  594. 594.
    >Pegasi always have the best seat in the house.
  595. 595.
    "Make way, coming through. The mom of the hour is here. Derpy! There you are."
  596. 596.
    >Sit down next to her, only to find your rump just squashed somepony.
  597. 597.
    >An 'eep' tells you who quickly.
  598. 598.
    "Fluttershy? Really?"
  599. 599.
    >Her yellow head pokes out of the clouds.
  600. 600.
    >"It's a big crowd, and I know somepony is going to be asking the family members very personal questions for the paper."
  601. 601.
    "Then why did you come?"
  602. 602.
    >"Pinkie invited me. Then told me I better support my nephew or he'll cry."
  603. 603.
    "No he wouldn't."
  604. 604.
    >"No, but she did and it made me uncomfortable enough to say yes."
  605. 605.
    >Derpy clears her throat to get your attention.
  606. 606.
    >"Dash, did you by chance get to read the morning paper? I've been delivering it and it's about your colt."
  607. 607.
    >Pick it off her and quickly glaze it.
  608. 608.
    "Let's see. Yup, that's us in that picture when we left the train station. 'Small Town Foal Makes Fool of Celestia's Finest.' Wow, front page. Hold on."
  609. 609.
    >Look down into the crowd.
  610. 610.
    >They're all reading that paper, and gossiping.
  611. 611.
    >"Is any of that true?"
  612. 612.
    "Yeah. Leaving out a few details, but it's spot on."
  613. 613.
    >"Give me that!"
  614. 614.
    >Zephyr tries to snatch it, fails, then you slowly give it to him.
  615. 615.
    >He reads it very quickly.
  616. 616.
    >"You went on a date! With the Royal Guard."
  617. 617.
    "Not the Royal Guard, He's Royal Guard."
  618. 618.
    >"That's what I said."
  619. 619.
    "He's a Royal Guard named Royal Guard."
  620. 620.
    >The mares 'ahh' when they finally understand.
  621. 621.
    >The stallion is just shocked.
  622. 622.
    "What? It was a plan to see what Anon was up to. He offered a reasonable way for me to be out of the way for Anon to make his attempt."
  623. 623.
    >"Reasonable!?"
  624. 624.
    "Why are you focusing on that? The story was about Anon and what he did."
  625. 625.
    >"But, you, I, we!? HIM!?"
  626. 626.
    >Fluttershy smacks him over the head with her wing.
  627. 627.
    >"She's allowed to date anypony that interests her."
  628. 628.
    "Thanks Fluttershy. Now I have my own reading material I want to share."
  629. 629.
    >Pulling out of your pocket, you show them a small book.
  630. 630.
    >On it is Celestia comforting a small foal.
  631. 631.
    >'So your Foal Can See the Future - And other Strange Things To Learn for Adults'
  632. 632.
    "Good news. I know what Anon's problem is."
  633. 633.
    >Derpy squints at the material.
  634. 634.
    >"He's got Precognition Clairvoyance?"
  635. 635.
    >The three of you just stare at her spouting that one out.
  636. 636.
    "Yeah. Got it in one."
  637. 637.
    >"Dinky has been reading about spell types for homework."
  638. 638.
     
  639. 639.
    "So why isn't Dinky competing?"
  640. 640.
    >Derpy gives you a sly grin.
  641. 641.
    >"Aw, do you want to see our foals going out? That's really sweet of you Dashie."
  642. 642.
    "Oh come on, not like that. They seemed to get along just fine."
  643. 643.
    >She rolls her gaze down to behind the bleachers, where Dinky was reading a book.
  644. 644.
    >"I told her not to do it. Said that he needs a real friend right now, and a better time would be to approach him afterwards."
  645. 645.
    >Rub the back of your head, slightly embarrassed.
  646. 646.
    "Yeah, that's probably for the best. I really need to tell him to actually make friends. Twilight could help me out with that."
  647. 647.
    >Shake your head, you open up the small book.
  648. 648.
    >Oh nice, pictures.
  649. 649.
    "Let's see here. 'Some ponies can see visions of the future, yadayada. Some don't come to past, a few have.' Yeah, I guess that makes sense."
  650. 650.
    >Fluttershy looks over your shoulder.
  651. 651.
    >"So Princess Celestia thinks that's what is going on with Anon?"
  652. 652.
    >Oh right, she wasn't there for the breakfast.
  653. 653.
    "I mean, yeah. When we met with Celestia, Anon basically spilled everything."
  654. 654.
    >Eyes go wide with realization.
  655. 655.
    "Oh dang, he said a lot of stuff. Do I have to tell Twilight and the others? It's all pretty important."
  656. 656.
    >Zephyr tilts his head with curiosity.
  657. 657.
    >"Like what?"
  658. 658.
    "Ancient heroes, magic crystal trees, other villains. I napped through some of it, but the drawing he did was pretty clear. By the way Fluttershy, he said he used your animal friends to go into the Everfree forest."
  659. 659.
    >Flutteshy facepalms, then slowly drags her hooves down her face.
  660. 660.
    >"That colt and Angel do get up to trouble together."
  661. 661.
    "I thought they didn't like each other."
  662. 662.
    >"They act more like kid brothers to each other. Harry has a terrible habit of never saying no."
  663. 663.
    >Back to the book.
  664. 664.
    "Right, so if your child has changes in moods, it might be due to such visions of the future. Most of the time it is a one time thing, but there have been cases of repeated exposure. The magical nature of such visions is still mostly a mystery."
  665. 665.
    >"Hmm, that's interesting."
  666. 666.
    >Zephyr taps his hooves.
  667. 667.
    >"I haven't noticed a behavior change in our colt. He's always been, him."
  668. 668.
    "Maybe he saw them early on. Explains how he's had so much time to prepare for Nightmare Moon."
  669. 669.
    >Fluttershy suddenly looks really uncomfortable.
  670. 670.
    >"Oh. Oh dear."
  671. 671.
    "What?"
  672. 672.
    >"I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't say. Never mind, it's nothing."
  673. 673.
    >Roll your eyes.
  674. 674.
    "Spill mare."
  675. 675.
    >"Just don't jump to conclusions. I'm probably wrong."
  676. 676.
    >Geeze, just drive up the suspense why don't ya.
  677. 677.
    >"So you know how Anon, um, feels. Saying that you."
  678. 678.
    >Fluttershy is basically whispering at this point.
  679. 679.
    >"About not being born thing."
  680. 680.
    "What about it?"
  681. 681.
    >"What if, and I'm just saying, he saw you die."
  682. 682.
    >Whew, where did that cold breeze come from?
  683. 683.
    "Saw me die? Because I had a foal?"
  684. 684.
    >"Because you had a foal, you were too slow. Maybe, you were going to die when Nightmare Moon attacked."
  685. 685.
    "Oh."
  686. 686.
    >Oh buck.
  687. 687.
    >Could that have happened?
  688. 688.
    >Quickly reread the book.
  689. 689.
    >'Behavior changes, they can be extreme.'
  690. 690.
    "That makes way too much sense."
  691. 691.
     
  692. 692.
    >Zephyr throws a stray hoof, blowing it off.
  693. 693.
    >"No way, Anon is way too smart for that."
  694. 694.
    >Derpy is very quick to respond.
  695. 695.
    >"It doesn't matter how smart you are. Your baby colt watched his mom die. It does make too much sense. It's his driving force. Everything he does is because of what he saw."
  696. 696.
    >Fluttershy waves her hooves in a panic.
  697. 697.
    >"I said it was just an idea."
  698. 698.
    "An idea that has way too much merit to ignore. Given everything I know, I think you're spot on Fluttershy."
  699. 699.
    >Close the book and stare at it.
  700. 700.
    >How many parents had to deal with this?
  701. 701.
    >Look down at your body.
  702. 702.
    >You're lean, yeah, but you're still recovering.
  703. 703.
    >Practice this morning might have been light, but your body needs that right now.
  704. 704.
    >If you didn't have a foal, it would be easier to bounce back.
  705. 705.
    >And Anon knows that.
  706. 706.
    >Join the Wonderbolts.
  707. 707.
    >He wants you to do that.
  708. 708.
    "Ok."
  709. 709.
    >The three look at you.
  710. 710.
    "My boy is very dodgy about what he sees, but he's been way more open with me than I thought."
  711. 711.
    >"What do you mean?"
  712. 712.
    "I need to be fast. Strong. Powerful. He wants me to be a Wonderbolt."
  713. 713.
    >They nod as you continue.
  714. 714.
    "Then I'll do it. For him. I can be the best dang Wonderbolt that has ever been. Come that competition, I'm going to blow them all away. For my name is Rainbow Dash. I'm Celestia blessed awesome and I'm going to get way more awesomer."
  715. 715.
    >Fluttershy brushes off a tear.
  716. 716.
    >Zephyr still has that dumb look on his face.
  717. 717.
    >Derpy looks curious.
  718. 718.
    >"Could you do the Sonic Rainboom again? You did it once."
  719. 719.
    "Yeah. My body recognizes the kinetic magic so it'll be easier each time I use it. Just not too soon."
  720. 720.
    >Gotta heal, then work hard again.
  721. 721.
    >Then you feel it, a change in the air pressure.
  722. 722.
    "What's that?"
  723. 723.
    >Derpy looks up as well.
  724. 724.
    >"Not sure."
  725. 725.
    >Fluttershy and Zephyr look confused.
  726. 726.
    >"What's what?"
  727. 727.
    "How can you not feel that? You two aren't earth ponies. Don't you read the air?"
  728. 728.
    >Their dumb looks make you roll your eyes.
  729. 729.
    "Somepony is coming. Flying really hard and displacing the air. Got big wings."
  730. 730.
    >Derpy is squinting and trying to focus her eyes.
  731. 731.
    >"Can't really tell who. Those are some really strange wings."
  732. 732.
    >Then you see it, a blur.
  733. 733.
    >Wow they're going fast!
  734. 734.
    >Who is that!?
  735. 735.
    >They crash hooves first into the ground, and earth is kicked up.
  736. 736.
    >Stand up on your hooves when you see just how close Anon was to that impact.
  737. 737.
    >Ponies are all yelling and causing a commotion.
  738. 738.
    >Anon looks confused.
  739. 739.
    >Pinkie is doing something Pinkie.
  740. 740.
    >Mayor Mare is trying to call for order.
  741. 741.
    >The wings flap, and the dust is thrown aside.
  742. 742.
    >And you see her.
  743. 743.
    >"Hi, Anon!"
  744. 744.
    "Princess Cadance!?"
  745. 745.
     
  746. 746.
    >Be the utterly confused (and trolled) Anon.
  747. 747.
    >Princess Cadance, has shown up in season 1.
  748. 748.
    >You'd be crucified alongside Josh Haber for this.
  749. 749.
    >Don't panic!
  750. 750.
    >Maybe this is just a weirdo off screen event.
  751. 751.
    >"Just the colt I'm looking for!"
  752. 752.
    >Looming over you with sheer pink princess pony pleasure, Princess Cadance smiles brightly.
  753. 753.
    >"You have the answers I need."
  754. 754.
    >Oh no!
  755. 755.
    >Before you could process how screwed you were, a savior comes to your rescue.
  756. 756.
    >Pinkie Pie, in all of her spastic glory, doesn't contain herself.
  757. 757.
    >"Oh wow! That makes three princesses in a role! Bingo! Speaking of bingo, howdy howdy Princess Cadance! Welcome to Ponyville! Just in time for this event to win the heart of this young colt, and you just so happen to be the Princess of Hearts, and cards, and those delicious heart shaped boxes with the chocolate variety that I can't help myself when I just eat the whole thing all at once. Whew, really mixes up the flavors. Anyway, since this is a local flair thingy, you can consider this a love theme welcome party where we all watch these lovely fillies learn the art, war, and despair of looooove!"
  758. 758.
    >Pinkie gives you a pear.
  759. 759.
    >Cadance blinks as she takes all of that in.
  760. 760.
    >She looks around at this little goofy town shindig.
  761. 761.
    >"You are hosting what now?"
  762. 762.
    >Mayor Mare, who is giddy to get in the graces of another princess, slides---
  763. 763.
    >No wait, she just butts Pinkie out of frame with her rump.
  764. 764.
    >"Princess Cadance! What a surprise. Well, here in Ponyville we have our ways to handle certain disputes. Like in this case, to be Anon's fillyfriend."
  765. 765.
    >Pausing at that information, Cadance beholds the glee of the little fillies who have all gathered close by to see her.
  766. 766.
    >"That's a really strange way to form couples. Are you all serious?"
  767. 767.
    >Mayor Mare laughs nervously.
  768. 768.
    >"Well we have a bit of a gender imbalance in this town, so to stop mares from doing irresponsible things we have made it into a public spectacle. It's fun for the whole family!"
  769. 769.
    >Cadance looks at you then at the fillies.
  770. 770.
    >"Interesting. I can feel the curiosity about love from them. So they have to be a couple?"
  771. 771.
    >Mayor Mare flicks her ears behind her to the crowd whispering loudly.
  772. 772.
    >"To prevent bad actors, the winner has to go on at least three dates, or stay together for a month. So that's the show."
  773. 773.
    >"I see. I'm competing then."
  774. 774.
    >Everyone, and you mean everyone just gasps.
  775. 775.
    >Pinkie, the crowd, the fillies, you, Pinkie, the birds watching.
  776. 776.
    "Can she do that!? How is that fair? Why would you!?"
  777. 777.
    >"Well I oversee 'love' I suppose then I should compete."
  778. 778.
    >Bullshit.
  779. 779.
    >"It won't be fair."
  780. 780.
    >Bullshit!
  781. 781.
    >"And I saw my aunt looking at something really interesting about something called the Crystal Empire. The visions that she got from YOU. I want to know more."
  782. 782.
    >Your eyes shrink to pinpricks.
  783. 783.
    >Muscles tense like iron rods.
  784. 784.
    "Celestia let you see those?"
  785. 785.
    >"Yes."
  786. 786.
    >...She just outright lied to your face.
  787. 787.
    >Oh you silly ponies, when will you ever learn that you all suck at lying.
  788. 788.
    >You bolt.
  789. 789.
     
  790. 790.
    >Granny Smith yells out over her own megaphone.
  791. 791.
    >"Woo-wee, we got a live one folks. I was hoping the little fritter had some fire in him. The game has changed fillies! He's a galloper. You have to catch him then hold him for ten seconds. Well, whatcha waitin' for? Get your tails moving!"
  792. 792.
    >A dust cloud forms behind you.
  793. 793.
    >Fillies upon fillies thundering after you.
  794. 794.
    >Fly up to avoid the swarm, only for a shadow to overlap you.
  795. 795.
    >"Got you!"
  796. 796.
    >Cadance goes in for a quick lunge, which you dodge deftly.
  797. 797.
    >Way too close for comfort.
  798. 798.
    >Tuck and roll through an open window and out another one.
  799. 799.
    >Eat window bush in the process.
  800. 800.
    >Don't stop as you spit out leaves.
  801. 801.
    >"Wow, I thought she had you there for a moment!"
  802. 802.
    >Speeding alongside you, is Pinkie Pie wearing a referee shirt.
  803. 803.
    >Perfect, you can use her.
  804. 804.
    >Cadance teleports on top of you.
  805. 805.
    >"Clever, but I got you now."
  806. 806.
    >Need to break line of sight.
  807. 807.
    >So you stick your hoof into Pinkie's mane.
  808. 808.
    >"Hey!"
  809. 809.
    >Then just throw everything you can grab in her mane at Cadance.
  810. 810.
    >She squeaks in surprise as a pie is thrown at her.
  811. 811.
    >Cadance dodges it, followed by a rubber ball, a rubber chicken, then a large shadow eclipses her.
  812. 812.
    >"Oh Bu--"
  813. 813.
    >You hear a harpsichord crash.
  814. 814.
    >"No! I just tuned that!"
  815. 815.
    >Pinkie stops to inspect her mangled instrument on the heap that was Princess Cadance.
  816. 816.
    >Loony Tunes antics aside, you can work with this.
  817. 817.
    >Jump into a dark alley, slink through the shadows, then hop into a hedge.
  818. 818.
    >Right, you need to reach the library.
  819. 819.
    >Can't fly high, Cadance rules the skies.
  820. 820.
    >You can't keep getting lucky.
  821. 821.
    >"He went down this way?"
  822. 822.
    >"I think so."
  823. 823.
    >A few fillies bounce their way past you.
  824. 824.
    >"How is he so fast!?"
  825. 825.
    >Look at what's around you.
  826. 826.
    >Stacks of hay blocks, classic.
  827. 827.
    >Pinkie might have stashed a few gimmick objects too.
  828. 828.
    >When the fillies look away, you fly straight into a hay block.
  829. 829.
    >Glasses, a party hat, and noise makers.
  830. 830.
    >Not the best find.
  831. 831.
    >Freeze when you see Cadance fly overhead in a random direction.
  832. 832.
    >Breath again.
  833. 833.
    >You and a few others.
  834. 834.
    >"Wow, she was close."
  835. 835.
    >Ah, you're not alone.
  836. 836.
    >"Sweetie Belle!"
  837. 837.
    >"Sorry!"
  838. 838.
    >Jump back as Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo surround you.
  839. 839.
    "Hey now, why do any of you want to do this? None of you like me."
  840. 840.
    >"At this point, I just want to beat you."
  841. 841.
    >"I want to show Rarity how to treat a coltfriend. She needs pointers."
  842. 842.
    >"I want a cutie mark."
  843. 843.
    "In what!? My face on your rump?"
  844. 844.
    >Applebloom gets a dangerous grin.
  845. 845.
    >"Catching hooligans."
  846. 846.
    >Grab Sweetie Belle, she squeaks as you whirl her around and throw her straight into Applebloom.
  847. 847.
    >Scootaloo tackles you, but you roll with it.
  848. 848.
    >Roll and roll until you use the momentum to kick launch her off you.
  849. 849.
    >Kicking up dust, you bounce to your hooves.
  850. 850.
    >Several fillies have seen you now.
  851. 851.
    >Unhelpfully, Pinkie appears next to you.
  852. 852.
    >"He's right he--"
  853. 853.
    >Slap her party hat over her mouth with a noise maker.
  854. 854.
    >A muffled 'spitz' is heard.
  855. 855.
    >The water fountain!
  856. 856.
    >You jump into it and start to work as the horde gets closer.
  857. 857.
     
  858. 858.
    >Moments earlier, be Diamond Tiara.
  859. 859.
    >This is the worst possible outcome, this throws out all of your plans.
  860. 860.
    >The entire filly school class is chasing after him.
  861. 861.
    >"Wow, he is crazy fast. His cutie mark should be some kind of dashing bolt or something."
  862. 862.
    "I know Silver Spoon."
  863. 863.
    >Look over to your mom.
  864. 864.
    >Spoiled Rich isn't even looking at you, just shaking her head in disappointment.
  865. 865.
    >Both of you know that you don't have the physical acumen to pull this off.
  866. 866.
    >Even if both Silver and you got your hooves on Anon, he'd just overpower you.
  867. 867.
    >"So what do we do now?"
  868. 868.
    "We're not out of this yet. Come on, I might have a slim chance."
  869. 869.
    >Just need to use the talents that you have.
  870. 870.
    >Gallop after the herd, round a house and you find Princess Cadance under a piano.
  871. 871.
    >Stars dance around her noggin.
  872. 872.
    "Come on, let's help her."
  873. 873.
    >"What? Why?"
  874. 874.
    "Just do it!"
  875. 875.
    >Run up next to it and try to push it off her.
  876. 876.
    "Pinkie Pie, please help us."
  877. 877.
    >"Oh right, better be quick. Got to catch that sneaky colt."
  878. 878.
    >It's easily shoved off her the moment the adult finally does something.
  879. 879.
    >"I'll fix it later, have fun girls."
  880. 880.
    >Pinkie vanishes, like she always does.
  881. 881.
    >Pat Princess Cadance's face gently.
  882. 882.
    "Princess, are you ok?"
  883. 883.
    >Fix her pretty crown back on her head.
  884. 884.
    >Then with Silver's help, push her up off her side.
  885. 885.
    >"Ow, did anypony get the license of that harpsichord?"
  886. 886.
    "Princess Cadance, I was so worried!"
  887. 887.
    >She shakes her head, then looks around.
  888. 888.
    >"Did not see that coming. Thank you, young filly."
  889. 889.
    "I'm Diamond Tiara."
  890. 890.
    >"Aw, thank you Diamond Tiara. Did you see where Anon went?"
  891. 891.
    "No, we were behind the herd. But, can I ask you something?"
  892. 892.
    >"Please be quick."
  893. 893.
    "I was the filly who approached Anon first to be my coltfriend. This whole thing started because other fillies were jealous."
  894. 894.
    >Then you start to lay it on thick.
  895. 895.
    >Big eyes, tears, Silver playing a small violin.
  896. 896.
    "They said mean things. That I don't deserve to have one. They just want to win to bully me!"
  897. 897.
    >Cadance holds her hooves to her mouth.
  898. 898.
    >Hook, line, and almost sinker.
  899. 899.
    "So they argued with me in front of the whole town, setting off this cruel event. I know I can't catch him. He's strong. The other fillies are also fast and strong. I have no hope."
  900. 900.
    >Hold your tail and slowly rub it.
  901. 901.
    "When you win. Can you, give him to me? After your dates of course."
  902. 902.
    >Cadance puts a reassuring hoof on your shoulder.
  903. 903.
    >"Young filly, your story touches me. All I need is enough time to talk to Anon. I will give him to you."
  904. 904.
    >Her wings erupt outstretched from her side.
  905. 905.
    >She rises like an angelic being.
  906. 906.
    >"Fear not, for your budding curiosity of young love will be rewarded"
  907. 907.
    >With speed greater than Anon's, Cadance rises and jets off over town.
  908. 908.
    >And you smile wickedly.
  909. 909.
    "Hook, line, and sinker."
  910. 910.
    >"Good work, Diamond."
  911. 911.
    "I know. Brilliant as always."
  912. 912.
    >"What's the first thing we should do when we have Anon?"
  913. 913.
    "Bump, bump, sugarlump, rump, with him between our rumps."
  914. 914.
    >Muhahaha!

Anon Artemis

by wingedanon

AnonBravo Ruins the Setting

by wingedanon

Shallow Mare

by wingedanon

FR x RGRE

by wingedanon

Shallow vs Tall

by wingedanon