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Wassup My Jigga

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Created: 2026-05-03 03:06:05
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    wassup my jigga
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    wassup my jigga
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    wassup my jigga
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    wassup my jigga
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    checkout my new ride
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    it's an open top hay cart
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    I ain't got nothing to hide
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    it's got puzzle piece spinners
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    a drawfriend painted on the side
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    with a wide stance slammed so low
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    and under glow from strips of fireflies
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    this sweet filly's just born to glide
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    it's time to get in friendo
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    we're cruisin' for maers
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    put on your puzzle shades
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    we don't wanna look like a bunch a' squares
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    we're all taking turns
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    while ridin' anons check out mare shawty snowpities
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    by pulling the cart in groups of pairs
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    because nothing else compares to the power of mares
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    wassup my jigga
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    wassup my jigga
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    wassup my jigga
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    wassup my jigga
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    yo, turn up the gramophone stereo
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    blasting out beats of a sick Canterlot concerto
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    get an anon to bounce up and down in time
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    adding hydraulics to our pimped out hay ride
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    we now heading on over
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    to check out the mares on Ponyville's west side
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    because we all know
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    those mare's shawtypities are just fine
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    play it cool passing the pony po-po
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    don't want no attention from the royal five oh
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    nod outta respect to the dripped out princess
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    be checkin' out her bling
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    she's the Oh-Jay, the original jigga with the rep that brings
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    my jigga pulls down his shades sayin' out loud
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    pour me out a glass of that fine ass sunny D
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    while we all nodding along to beats one and three
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    wassup my jigga
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    rollin' by the neutral ground
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    of boutique threads
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    a tricked out straw cart is waitin' outside
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    we don't talk to those jiggas
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    'cause they east side jiggas
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    east side jiggas into sapphire shore's lame ass beats
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    those jiggas representin' princess Luna,
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    her nighttime neets
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    we stoppin' in the pony ghetto
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    makin' it rain with puzzle pieces over mares
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    when those east side jiggas be doin' a drive by jiggin'
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    west side jiggas diving for cover as puzzle pieces fly everywhere
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    my jigga caught in the fire be laying on the floor, coughing up his guts
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    I get down to hear what words he gotta say to me
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    I ask him wassup my jigga, he say
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    avenge me my jigga, they mildly inconvenienced me
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    wassup my jigga
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    [spoken]
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    pour one out for my ponybro
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    my jigga
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    rest with jiggie pieces
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    my jigga
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    my jigga

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