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Married to a Eldritch horror
By TLACreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-08 01:44:36
Expiry: Never
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                                            >You are Anon, and you are standing on something.
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                                            >Or are you under something?
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                                            >Perhaps you are in something?
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                                            >Bah who care where you are in a physical sense, all that matters is you are Anon.
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                                            >Taking a look around to at least figure out where you were.
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                                            >You see you are in space with nothing else around.
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                                            >And don’t mean outer space.
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                                            >You’re just in space.
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                                            >The only thing of note is that said space constantly changes color, from red to yellow, orange to green, blue to white, then back again.
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                                            >You suddenly feel a strong itch on your head.
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                                            >Moving your arm to scratch it, you feel it still there, but now that itch is stronger.
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                                            >No matter how long, or how hard you scratch your head.
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                                            >The itch never goes away, and instead grows in intensity.
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                                            >Until you feel that the itch is not on your head, but inside it.
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                                            >Like there is a rash on your brain, and your earlier actions have irritated it causing it to spread.
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                                            >Then there was a pull.
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                                            >Gently at first, but then it was fierce tug that sent you fly towards an unknown location.
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                                            >While you are soaring, your eyes could finally something in this empty space.
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                                            >But maybe because you’ moving too fast that you couldn’t get a good look at anything.
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                                            >Any attempts have end with you seeing white Shapeless things.
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                                            >No they have shapes to them they just keep changing.
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                                            >And are they always white?
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                                            >Trying to make heads or tails of what your eyes are seeing only makes the itch worse.
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                                            >Suddenly you are sharply pulled downward.
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                                            >Your body jerking in response to the change of direction.
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                                            >You now see that you are heading towards what looks like a venom green ocean.
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                                            >But when you break its surface, there was no splash, no force of impacts, and there was no change in resistance.
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                                            >As you continue on your journey, you start to see other shapes.
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                                            >All of them in a never ending cycle of deconstruction and reconstruction.
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                                            >Before you could linger on the oddities around you, you start hearing a song.
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                                            >This song seem to come from everywhere possible.
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                                            >It loved to change its decibel.
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                                            >Sometimes being louder than a rocket taking off.
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                                            >Sometimes there is total silence.
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                                            >But even if there is silence, you can feel the song vibrate through with words you couldn’t possibly hope to understand.
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                                            >Then all of that ceases, and the shape stop showing themselves.
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                                            >But that doesn’t matter because all that you are is focusing something else.
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                                            >A large black hole comes into view, but can feel that there is more to it than that.
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                                            >You also realize this is where you being lead to this entire time.
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                                            >As you get closer to the hole, your body is enveloped in a warmth you’re intimately familiar with.
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                                            >A Shape which you perceive as a tendril emerges from the hole, colorless as the void.
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                                            >Now you were no longer being lead, now you are actively moving towards the hole.
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                                            >The warmth became an inferno, the blistering sensation you feel is overwhelming.
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                                            >Which is a good thing too as your head hurts and the itch becomes unbearable.
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                                            >But you don’t care you want to feel the tendril’s embrace, no you need to feel its embrace.
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                                            >As you inch closer you hear a faint voice.
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                                            >”Anon” it says your name a soft and loving tone.
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                                            >*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
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                                            >Your eyes flash open to be greeted by a blue ceiling fan, and you’re dry heave, and covered in cold sweat.
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                                            >But worse of all you need to vomit.
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                                            >Untangling yourself from the covers, you quickly stumble your way to the bathroom.
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                                            >Thanking the gods above that the door is open, as you go through the doorway and collapse in front if the toilet.
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                                            >Vomiting whatever in your stomach into the bowl.
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                                            >Please be chucky and green, you wish to yourself, as you open your eyes.
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                                            >Nope that white and has no chunks in it.
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                                            >Shit Iggy’s influence must have spread again.
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                                            >”Anon breakfast is ready”
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                                            >Speaking of the devil
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                                            >You hear the bedroom door open, and hear movement in the room.
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                                            >”Anon?” Iggy’s said in confusion.
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                                            “In here Iggy” you call out to her.
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                                            >”No not again.” She says as she canters to the bathroom.
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                                            “Hey Iggy” you with a weak smile and a little wave.
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                                            >Her frown only deepens as she see you on your knees.
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                                            >”Sorry I leaked again.”
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                                            “Pfft, nah don’t worry about it nothing happened.” You tell her in a cheery tone, feeling your strength return to you.
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                                            “I mean it could be worse with you know all the chanting and drawing on the walls.”
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                                            >That got giggle out of her at least.
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                                            >Standing up, you flush the toilet and move to the sink.
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                                            >”You sure you’re okay Anon”? “We could take another break.”
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                                            “What you just got back, no I’m okay besides it's going to take more than one dream to make me lose my sanity.
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                                            >You turn on the faucet, cup your hands under the falling water, and splash your face a couple of times.
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                                            >Grabbing a washcloth from the ring, you wipe your face, before turning to your wife.
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                                            “See good as new.” You smile at your wife.
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                                            >Oh she changed her appearance again
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                                            >She used to be a brown pegasus.
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                                            >Now she is a grey unicorn.
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                                            >With a black mane styled into a ponytail.
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                                            >Though no cutie mark.
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                                            >She stop bothering because she kept changing forms so often.
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                                            >Oh and Iggy isn’t her real name.
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                                            >She probably told you her real name at some point.
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                                            >But you don’t remember it, you also don’t remember the first five months of your marriage either.
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                                            >But you do remember her name has the letters i and g
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                                            >So you stuck to calling her Iggy, because Ig is a terrible name.
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                                            >”Alright fine you win” she says with a small grin.
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                                            >Haha the madmen said it couldn’t be done, but you prove them wrong!
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                                            >You’ve have done the impossible!
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                                            >You’ve defeated an Eldritch Horror!
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                                            >You’re the Eldritch Slayer!
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                                            > “No you didn’t “Eldritch Slayer” I just don’t want breakfast to get cold.”
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                                            >She turns and leave the bathroom.
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                                            “Hey we agreed my waking thoughts were off limits”. You call out to her, as you follow behind.
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                                            >”I never agreed to that, all I agree to was eating you first”
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                                            >Eh you thought with a shrug.
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                                            >There are worse things that could happen than Iggy reading your mind.
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                                            >And truth be told you would power through them all.
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                                            >Because Iggy is a wonderful wife, and you couldn’t be happier without your inconceivable nightmare.
 
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