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                                            1.
                                            > Be Principal Celestia
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                                            2.
                                            > You thought after the demon, the sirens, and the god-transfer-student, you were prepared for anything
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                                            3.
                                            > You were wrong
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                                            4.
                                            > "Good morning, Miss Celestia. Might I say your hair is looking quite lustrous today?"
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                                            5.
                                            > You smile mildly at Anonymous F. Aggot, struggling to remain professionally distant
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                                            6.
                                            "Thank you, a-"
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                                            7.
                                            > You catch yourself
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                                            8.
                                            "Mr. Aggot. Is there a particular reason why you are waiting outside my office?"
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                                            9.
                                            > He gazes at you with a very earnest expression
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                                            10.
                                            > "Yes, I was hoping to get your impressions on a club I want to set up. I know you are very busy, but it shouldn't take too much time."
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                                            11.
                                            > Anonymous absently tugs at the hem of his shirt, pulling it taught across his lithe muscular torso
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                                            12.
                                            > You tear your eyes away from the spectacle, focusing on unlocking your door
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                                            13.
                                            "I suppose I can spare some time."
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                                            14.
                                            > You glance to either side, the hallway is vacant except for the two of you
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                                            15.
                                            > You open the door, holding it for him
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                                            16.
                                            "Lords first."
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                                            17.
                                            > He smiles at that, and slips into your office with a beguiling sway to his hips
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                                            18.
                                            > You close the door behind you, feeling a little nervous at the prospect of being alone in a room with the nubile young man
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                                            19.
                                            > You stride forcefully behind your desk and get settled, skimming a note you had left to yourself the day before, and moving some paperwork to the side
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                                            20.
                                            > Only then did you meet his eyes again
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                                            21.
                                            "Now, what is your idea for a club?"
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                                            22.
                                            > He leans forward, elbows on his knees
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                                            23.
                                            > The neckline of his unbuttoned polo shirt hangs loose, offering tantalizing glimpses of his pectoral muscles
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                                            24.
                                            > "It's too easy nowadays to fall into unhealthy habits, be that eating, exercise, or what have you."
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                                            25.
                                            > Anonymous clasps his hands together, the subtle chords in his forearms flexing
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                                            26.
                                            > Your eyes jerk back to his earnest, impassioned face
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                                            27.
                                            > You nod encouragingly, ignoring the bloom of heat in your stomach
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                                            28.
                                            > "And while the physical education and health classes do teach good principles, they do too little to train good habits. What I propose is a life fitness club, with both a comprehensive curriculum and regular activities to cultivate a healthier lifestyle."
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                                            29.
                                            > You lean back, considering the prospect
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                                            30.
                                            "So, exercise, cooking, positive thinking, that sort of thing?"
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                                            31.
                                            > He smiles
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                                            32.
                                            > "Indeed. I was also thinking that there could be a sharing time, where we talk about what has been working for us. It'll help bring us all closer together."
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                                            33.
                                            > What a typically boyish idea, but there is nothing wrong with it
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                                            34.
                                            "It sounds like you have really thought this through. Do you have any prospective members, or do you need time to recruit?"
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                                            35.
                                            > Anonymous pulls a paper from his backpack and sets it on your desk
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                                            36.
                                            > "I believe the minimum requirement is five members, counting myself?"
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                                            37.
                                            > You glance across the signatures
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                                            38.
                                            > Rainbow Dash and Applejack, no surprise there
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                                            39.
                                            > Big Mac, isn't he a senior?
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                                            40.
                                            > The boy has some decent growth on him, you suppose he would be a good example for the group
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                                            41.
                                            > Rarity, though, you have some suspicions about her motives
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                                            42.
                                            > Well, it's not like you were completely innocent when you were their age
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                                            43.
                                            > You set the paper aside and smile at the young man
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                                            44.
                                            "Everything seems to be in order. We'll let you know by the end of the day what rooms and times are available after school. One last thing, do you have a club councilor in mind?"
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                                            45.
                                            > Anonymous smiles shyly at you
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                                            46.
                                            > "Honestly, I wish you could take that position. I've always admired how fit and toned your body is. I suppose I could ask coach Spitfire, but I know she has a lot of sports clubs to handle."
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                                            47.
                                            > You are suddenly very aware of your body, and the way Anonymous' gaze is drifting
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                                            48.
                                            > You lick your lips, crossing and uncrossing your legs under the desk
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                                            49.
                                            "I'm afraid both she and I have little enough time for this sort of thing. Think about it, and I'll see if a faculty member will volunteer."
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                                            50.
                                            > You stand up, your arm starting to swing forward for a handshake
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                                            51.
                                            > In a fit of boyish whimsy, Anonymous stands and embraces you, his arms clasped behind your back, your now sensitive breasts pressed against the firm planes of his chest
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                                            52.
                                            > "Thank you so much, Principal Celestia!"
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                                            53.
                                            > You awkwardly pat him on the back, desperately hoping no one sees this compromising display
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                                            54.
                                            "You are welcome, Anonymous."
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                                            55.
                                            > He gives you a little squeeze, his warmth melting into yours for a brief moment
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                                            56.
                                            > Then he pulls away, leaving you both warm and oddly cold, and unsteady
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                                            57.
                                            > "Thank you once again for meeting with me. Have a nice day!"
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                                            58.
                                            > You nod
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                                            59.
                                            "It's no trouble. A good day to you too."
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                                            60.
                                            > Anonymous grins and walks away, swaying a bit more noticeably than before
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                                            61.
                                            > You sink into your chair, feeling loose and warm in all the right ways
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                                            62.
                                            > No, you were not prepared for this
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                                            63.
                                            
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                                            64.
                                            > The afternoon sunlight drifts lazily through your office window, dust motes floating in its amber beams
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                                            65.
                                            > The school is nice and quiet, once most of the students have left
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                                            66.
                                            > You can feel yourself drowsing in your chair, the urge to take a nap rising
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                                            67.
                                            > With a surge of will, you stand up and stride out of your office
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                                            68.
                                            > You might as well check on the clubs, see how they are doing
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                                            69.
                                            > The halls echo with the faint voices of students laughing and working
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                                            70.
                                            > You smile at the sound, a reminder of why you come to work every day
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                                            71.
                                            > One by one, you slip into classrooms and make small talk if the advisor isn't busy instructing
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                                            72.
                                            > There are the occasional requisition forms and the like, and a proud demonstration or two
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                                            73.
                                            > Inevitably, the physics club has fused with the paranormal club, and you sign off on their new charter
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                                            74.
                                            > You pause outside the third floor music room
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                                            75.
                                            > You see Anonymous worriedly checking his watch through the window in the door
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                                            76.
                                            > He glances up and sags in relief
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                                            77.
                                            > Before you can react, he opens the door and pulls you in
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                                            78.
                                            > You find yourself facing nearly a dozen students, boys and girls
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                                            79.
                                            > Anon beams at you
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                                            80.
                                            > Too cute
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                                            81.
                                            > "Thank goodness you're here, our guest speaker hasn't shown up, and we only have so much time for this part. Would you mind telling us about how you stay healthy?"
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                                            82.
                                            > You shrug
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                                            83.
                                            "There's not much to say. Eat slowly so you know when you're full, try to get all the food groups, things like that. Well, there is one thing. I like to take a walking break when I get too tired from working."
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                                            84.
                                            > There is some polite applause, and you nod graciously
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                                            85.
                                            > You move to leave, but Anon tugs on your sleeve
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                                            86.
                                            > "Do you mind if I point some things out that you missed?"
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                                            87.
                                            > You suddenly feel uneasy, but you aren't sure why
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                                            88.
                                            > Still, what is the harm in staying just a little longer?
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                                            89.
                                            "If you think it'll help, I don't mind."
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                                            90.
                                            > Anonymous crouches down by your feet
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                                            91.
                                            > A hand presses upward against the back of your knee and you stifle a squeak
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                                            92.
                                            > Anonymous gestures towards your raised foot
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                                            93.
                                            > "Note how she is wearing a short heeled shoe. When you are walking all day, it is important to have comfortable footwear with enough support."
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                                            94.
                                            > He lowers your leg and stands up, startlingly close to you
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                                            95.
                                            > He grasps your upper arm and turns you around
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                                            96.
                                            "Mr. Aggot?"
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                                            97.
                                            > You don't want to protest too much if he has a legitimate reason, however...
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                                            98.
                                            > "Pardon me, Principal Celestia. Now girls, this is a good example of why high heels aren't essential for every outfit."
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                                            99.
                                            > Rarity calls out,
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                                            100.
                                            > "Nonsense Darling, the lift is essential for true fashion!"
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                                            101.
                                            > You peer over your shoulder at the good natured laughter of the students
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                                            102.
                                            > Perhaps this won't be too bad
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                                            103.
                                            > Anonymous clears his throat
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                                            104.
                                            > "In moderation, Rarity. Everyone, look at Miss Celestia's legs. Notice how the slight tension in her calf,"
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                                            105.
                                            > Fingertips trail up your calf, leaving tingling in their wake even through your slacks
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                                            106.
                                            > "and thigh muscles, and just the right amount of perk to the posterior."
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                                            107.
                                            > You bolt away before his touch slides any higher
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                                            108.
                                            > You scowl at the young man, your face flushed
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                                            109.
                                            > Rarity wolf whistles and her neighbor elbows her
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                                            110.
                                            "Mr. Aggot, that was quite inappropriate. I hope this sort of thing isn't the club's usual activities."
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                                            111.
                                            > He raises his hands in surrender
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                                            112.
                                            > "Sorry about that, I just got caught up in the moment. I assure you, this is a wholesome club, aside from Rarity."
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                                            113.
                                            > "Please, I am the soul of propriety."
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                                            114.
                                            > You frown at the assembled students
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                                            115.
                                            "We shall see. I don't want to hear anymore of this sort of thing in the future, do I make myself clear?"
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                                            116.
                                            > Anonymous bows his head contritely
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                                            117.
                                            > "Yes ma'am."
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                                            118.
                                            > You make eye contact with Mrs. Cake and jerk your head towards the door
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                                            119.
                                            > She joins you out in the hallway
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                                            120.
                                            "Does he usually do these sorts of hands on demonstrations?"
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                                            121.
                                            > She smiles a little, before sobering up
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                                            122.
                                            > "Not in this sense, no. Usually it's just cooking tutorials or modeling proper exercise posture and so on."
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                                            123.
                                            > You sigh
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                                            124.
                                            > You are beginning to have a suspicion, and you see Mrs. Cake shares it
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                                            125.
                                            "Keep an eye on him anyways. Let me know if things get out of hand."
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                                            126.
                                            > She nods, then pats you on the shoulder
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                                            127.
                                            > "I'm sure it's just a harmless crush, it'll pass."
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                                            128.
                                            "If only this sort of thing happened with men my age..."
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                                            129.
                                            > The married woman chuckles
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                                            130.
                                            > "I wasn't much younger than you when I got hitched. Give it time, you'll find someone."
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                                            131.
                                            > You sigh once again
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                                            132.
                                            "Perhaps. Well, until then I have my paperwork to keep me company, and I'll let you get back to the club."
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                                            133.
                                            > She gives your shoulder a quick squeeze, then turns back to the classroom
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                                            134.
                                            > You walk back to your office, trying to forget Anonymous' touch
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                                            136.
                                            > Be Principal Celestia, who forgot her umbrella
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                                            137.
                                            > The weather had been beautiful for most of the day, which made the afternoon rain a bit of a betrayal
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                                            138.
                                            > You sigh, staring out from the entrance of Canterlot High
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                                            139.
                                            > You can just see your car out in the parking lot, but it feels so far away
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                                            140.
                                            > Bracing yourself, you push the door open and dash out into the rain
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                                            141.
                                            > It's just as cold as you thought it would be
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                                            142.
                                            > You're shivering in the car now, letting the heater work its magic
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                                            143.
                                            > Once you can feel your extremities again, you pull out of the parking lot and cruise onto the mostly empty roads
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                                            144.
                                            > Rain patters against your windshield, and you keep an eye out for deer
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                                            145.
                                            > Goodness knows that's the last thing you need on a rain-slick road
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                                            146.
                                            > You don't see any, but there is someone walking on the side of the street, huddled under a hoodie
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                                            147.
                                            > From the backpack they are wearing, it's probably a student
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                                            148.
                                            > A principal's job is never done, you suppose
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                                            149.
                                            > You slow down beside the figure and roll down the passenger window
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                                            150.
                                            "Do you need a ride? I'd rather not have one of my students catch a cold."
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                                            151.
                                            > The kid turns to you, pulling back his hood slightly
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                                            152.
                                            > Anonymous smiles in relief
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                                            153.
                                            > "Oh yes, thank you, Principal Celestia."
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                                            154.
                                            > Oh dear
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                                            155.
                                            > He opens the door and clambers in, tucking his backpack between his legs
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                                            156.
                                            > You try not to look at his buldge, prominently displayed in such a way
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                                            157.
                                            > You roll the window up, and he quickly shucks off his soaked hoodie
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                                            158.
                                            "Mr. Aggot!"
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                                            159.
                                            > He just looks a little mystified as he pulls the seatbelt across a thin white T-shirt that clings to his every muscle
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                                            160.
                                            > "Isn't that what you are supposed to do? Wet clothes only make it harder to warm up."
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                                            161.
                                            > You gaze fixedly at the road as you put your foot on the gas pedal
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                                            162.
                                            "That may be true, but you should be more modest, especially around women."
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                                            163.
                                            > He pats you on the knee, the warmth of his hand awakening a different kind of warmth within you
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                                            164.
                                            > Stars and void, you are getting hot and bothered from just this?
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                                            165.
                                            > You have been single for too long
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                                            166.
                                            > "It's alright, Principal Celestia. I trust you."
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                                            167.
                                            > You glance at him, his earnest eyes, his warm smile, his damp hair
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                                            168.
                                            > You snap your attention back to the road
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                                            169.
                                            "Let's just get you home, alright? You'll have to tell me the way."
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                                            170.
                                            > "Sounds good to me. Keep going straight, then turn right on South Street."
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                                            171.
                                            > You keep the talking to a minimum on the way to his home, not wanting to encourage his crush
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                                            172.
                                            > You pull into his driveway and come to a stop
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                                            173.
                                            > He gathers up his things and smiles at you again
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                                            174.
                                            > "Thanks for the lift, Ms. Celestia. See you at school."
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                                            175.
                                            "I'm glad I could help. Do remember an umbrella next time, though."
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                                            176.
                                            > He laughs at that, and gets out of your car
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                                            177.
                                            > You wait for him to safely get inside, noticing that his parent's car isn't in the driveway
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                                            178.
                                            > Anonymous tries to open the door to the house, but something seems to be wrong
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                                            179.
                                            > Your heart sinks a little as he sheepishly approaches the passenger window
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                                            180.
                                            > You roll it down, and he tentatively smiles
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                                            181.
                                            > "I forgot my keys inside this morning, so I'll be locked out for a few more hours until Dad gets home."
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                                            182.
                                            > He's already shivering, but trying to look brave
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                                            183.
                                            > You should not be doing this
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                                            184.
                                            > You really should not be doing this
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                                            185.
                                            "How about you stay at my place until your father comes back from work?"
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                                            186.
                                            > He sags with relief and gets in
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                                            187.
                                            > "Thank you, Ms. Celestia. I wasn't looking forward to waiting outside until eight."
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                                            188.
                                            > You back out of the driveway
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                                            189.
                                            "Eight? Where does your father work?"
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                                            190.
                                            > "At a survey center downtown. The only shift he could get started at noon."
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                                            191.
                                            > You feel pretty good about yourself right now, you haven't glanced at his pectorals at all
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                                            192.
                                            > And this is normal, teacher-student conversation
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                                            193.
                                            "That's too bad. What do you usually do for dinner?"
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                                            194.
                                            > "I make it, or eat some leftovers. Um, I can wait until dad gets back to eat, you don't have to worry about it."
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                                            195.
                                            > You look at the clock
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                                            196.
                                            > 5:28
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                                            197.
                                            > Anonymous' stomach growls
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                                            198.
                                            > You chuckle
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                                            199.
                                            "Let's not add starvation to hypothermia. Don't worry, I may be a woman, but I know how to cook."
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                                            200.
                                            > You drive home without incident, and open the door to your house
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                                            201.
                                            > A gust of warm air billows around you
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                                            202.
                                            > "Ohhh yeah, that feels good."
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                                            203.
                                            > You really did not need to hear those noises from one of your male students
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                                            204.
                                            > You stride inside, hanging up your blazer and dropping your purse on a nearby table
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                                            205.
                                            > Anonymous follows soon after, taking in your living room
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                                            206.
                                            > You are proud to note that it is completely clean, unlike a certain sister's house
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                                            207.
                                            > "You have a beautiful home, Ms. Celestia."
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                                            208.
                                            > You smile
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                                            209.
                                            "Thank you, Mr. Aggot."
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                                            210.
                                            > He shivers again
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                                            211.
                                            > "Um, would it be alright if I take a shower? I really need to warm up, and these clothes aren't helping."
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                                            212.
                                            > You choke, trying not to think lewd thoughts
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                                            213.
                                            "Ah, of course. Down the hall, second door on the left."
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                                            214.
                                            > He smiles gratefully at you
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                                            215.
                                            > "I'll leave my clothes outside the door, so you can put them in the dryer. No peeking, alright?"
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                                            216.
                                            > He winks at you and sashays towards the bathroom
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                                            217.
                                            > You bite your lip, trying to ignore the growing heat of your womanhood
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                                            218.
                                            > You need a distraction
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                                            219.
                                            > Dinner! Yes, you need to make dinner!
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                                            220.
                                            > You almost run to the kitchen and start pulling ingredients out of the cupboards and fridge, valiantly ignoring the fact that a nubile young man is getting naked in your house
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                                            221.
                                            > "Alright, I'm done, you can put them in the dryer now."
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                                            222.
                                            > Right, forgot about that
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                                            223.
                                            > You feel unaccountably nervous, walking down that hallway
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                                            224.
                                            > No reason for it, just gonna pick up some clothes, open the dryer, not think about naked boys
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                                            225.
                                            > Damn it
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                                            226.
                                            > Well, two out of three isn't bad
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                                            227.
                                            > You pause, looking at the boy clothes in the dryer
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                                            228.
                                            > You glance at the bathroom door, suddenly very aware of the hiss of water
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                                            229.
                                            > You lick your lips and reach down into the machine
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                                            230.
                                            > You pluck the boxers from Anon's clothes
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                                            231.
                                            > So soft and silky, why are mens' clothes always more comfortable?
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                                            232.
                                            > You feel like you are 13 again, looking at a Victor's Secret catalog
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                                            233.
                                            > You rub your thighs together, an unconscious reaction to the blooming heat of your nethers
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                                            234.
                                            > You really shouldn't be doing this
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                                            235.
                                            > The boxers drop from your fingers, and you close the lid
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                                            236.
                                            > A few button presses later, and you are in the kitchen, making chicken pot pie
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                                            237.
                                            > It's good to be doing something, to let your arousal die down
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                                            238.
                                            > You did say you can cook, after all
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                                            239.
                                            > To be fair, almost everything in the recipe comes from a can, but a quick, warm dinner is best for days like today
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                                            240.
                                            > You lay out the last of the biscuits on top of the soupy filling, and slide the whole pan into the oven
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                                            241.
                                            > That leaves you with fifteen minutes to set the table you suppose
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                                            242.
                                            > It's strange, setting another place at your lonely little dining room table
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                                            243.
                                            > Abruptly, the sound of running water stops
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                                            244.
                                            > A few seconds later, Anon walks into view wearing only a towel around his waist
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                                            245.
                                            > Sweet Mother, that washboard, those perky pecs, those arms, unf
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                                            246.
                                            > When you finally make eye contact, Anonymous is smirking
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                                            247.
                                            > "If you are done checking me out, about how much longer until my clothes are dry?"
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                                            248.
                                            > You cough, averting your eyes
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                                            249.
                                            "Should be about ten more minutes. Mr. Aggot, would you please wear the bathrobe? It is not proper for a young man to show that much skin."
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                                            250.
                                            > He grins
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                                            251.
                                            > "Whatever you say, Ms. Celestia."
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                                            252.
                                            > This boy is going to be the death of you, you know it
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                                            253.
                                            
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                                            254.
                                            > For all his whimsy, Anonymous is almost well behaved during dinner
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                                            255.
                                            > Just the occasional moan of appreciation that borders on the risque
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                                            256.
                                            > The conversation is pleasant, and he laughs at a few of your jokes
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                                            257.
                                            > You knew when you got the job that you wouldn't meet a lot of single people your age
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                                            258.
                                            > You had more or less resigned yourself to spinsterhood
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                                            259.
                                            > Now, you find yourself keenly aware of how long it's been since a guy has shown interest
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                                            260.
                                            > You glance at the clock, it reads 7:10
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                                            261.
                                            > You find yourself a little glad Anon doesn't have to leave just yet
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                                            262.
                                            > That's bad, right?
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                                            263.
                                            > You shouldn't be thinking this way
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                                            264.
                                            > You stand up, grabbing your plate and glass, bringing them to the sink
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                                            265.
                                            > Hmm, you forgot about the other dishes
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                                            266.
                                            > You set the hot water running and pour in some soap
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                                            267.
                                            > Anon dutifully puts his dishes in, then stands beside you, ready and waiting
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                                            268.
                                            "You know, you don't have to help with the dishes, you are a guest."
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                                            269.
                                            > He smiles up at you
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                                            270.
                                            > "But I want to help you. You've been very kind to me, it's the least I can do."
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                                            271.
                                            > This kid
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                                            272.
                                            > You sigh
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                                            273.
                                            "Alright, suit yourself."
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                                            274.
                                            > The two of you fall into a little domestic rhythm, washing rinsing and drying
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                                            275.
                                            > It feels nice, his quiet warmth right beside you, your elbows occasionally touching
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                                            277.
                                            > The dryer buzzes just as the last plate is put away
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                                            278.
                                            "Alright, let's get your clothes."
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                                            279.
                                            > Anon nods, happily following you to the machine
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                                            280.
                                            > You open the door and pass them to him, trying to ignore the feeling you get when you handle his boxers again
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                                            281.
                                            > "Thanks, Ms. Celestia."
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                                            282.
                                            > He closes the bathroom door behind him and you can hear the rustle of cloth
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                                            283.
                                            > You check your watch
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                                            284.
                                            > 7:47
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                                            285.
                                            > Anon opens the door, looking pretty comfy in his hoodie
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                                            286.
                                            > He beams at you
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                                            287.
                                            > "Ahhhh, this feels really good. I'm nice and warm all over."
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                                            288.
                                            > You bet
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                                            289.
                                            "Well, it's about time we got you home, we wouldn't want your father to worry about you."
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                                            290.
                                            > He sighs
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                                            291.
                                            > "All good things must end, I guess. Let me get my backpack, then."
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                                            292.
                                            > You stride over to where you left your purse, and put on your jacket
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                                            293.
                                            > The drive back is pretty quiet, with the rain little more than a drizzle pattering against the windshield
 - 
                                            294.
                                            > It seems Mr. Aggot Sr. Has returned, by the car parked in the open garage
 - 
                                            295.
                                            > Anon clears his throat as you pull into the driveway
 - 
                                            296.
                                            > "I had a lot of fun, Ms. Celestia. You have a great home."
 - 
                                            297.
                                            > You smile
 - 
                                            298.
                                            "Thank you, Anon. As good a guest as you are, let's not make a habit of getting caught in the rain, alright?"
 - 
                                            299.
                                            > He laughs
 - 
                                            300.
                                            > "Alright. See you tomorrow."
 - 
                                            301.
                                            "Until then."
 - 
                                            302.
                                            > He gets out of your car and jogs over to his door, giving you a wave before going inside
 - 
                                            303.
                                            > You wave back, a slight smile on your face
 - 
                                            304.
                                            > Boys are cute
 - 
                                            305.
                                            > Once he is safely inside the house, you back out and drive home
 - 
                                            306.
                                            
 - 
                                            307.
                                            > You stare at the towel and bathrobe
 - 
                                            308.
                                            > They are still a little damp, and smell slightly of boy
 - 
                                            309.
                                            > You need to wash them
 - 
                                            310.
                                            > You should just put them into the washing machine
 - 
                                            311.
                                            > The house is quiet, and your mind is filled with all the little suggestive movements Anon made
 - 
                                            312.
                                            > How firm his chest was
 - 
                                            313.
                                            > You are going to Tartarus for this
 - 
                                            314.
                                            > You scoop them up and bring them to your bedroom
 - 
                                            315.
                                            > You lay them on your bed, your heart beating fast at the thought of what you are going to do
 - 
                                            316.
                                            > You strip your clothes off quickly, nipples already hard and sensitive
 - 
                                            317.
                                            > You lay down on the towel, keenly aware of the damp places where it touched his body now touching yours
 - 
                                            318.
                                            > You drag the bathrobe over you, the soft fabric stimulating your almost painfully sensitive breasts
 - 
                                            319.
                                            > You bring the collar to your nose, inhaling his faint scent
 - 
                                            320.
                                            > Your other hand slides down your belly, to the heat of your loins
 - 
                                            321.
                                            > You writhe as your fingers tease at your lower lips, grazing your clit
 - 
                                            322.
                                            > You moan, imagining Anon naked and erect, sultry and sweet
 - 
                                            323.
                                            > You let go of the bathrobe collar, instead mashing it against your breasts, imagining two eager hands playing with your body
 - 
                                            324.
                                            > Your mind is in a feverish haze, your fingers dipping into your womanhood with increasing fervor
 - 
                                            325.
                                            > You imagine Anon on top of you, heavy, tender, firm, his cock sliding into your depths
 - 
                                            326.
                                            > This is so wrong
 - 
                                            327.
                                            > Your pussy clenches around your fingers
 - 
                                            328.
                                            > You moan, hips bucking
 - 
                                            329.
                                            > You squeeze your breast almost painfully, heat and pleasure building within you
 - 
                                            330.
                                            > You imagine Anon's sweet voice groaning in pleasure as he kisses your neck
 - 
                                            331.
                                            > You pump your fingers in and out of your pussy, only partly filling the hunger for his dick
 - 
                                            332.
                                            > Your breath hitches, and you imagine Anon thrusting, twitching inside you, unable to contain himself any longer
 - 
                                            333.
                                            > Your legs clamp around your hand as pleasure floods your mind and body
 - 
                                            334.
                                            > Your eyes roll back as the orgasm shakes you to your core, far more intensely than any you have had before
 - 
                                            335.
                                            > You collapse limply back into the bed, spent
 - 
                                            336.
                                            > As you stare the ceiling, you realize two things
 - 
                                            337.
                                            > You are going to a special circle of Tartarus
 - 
                                            338.
                                            > And you don't know how you are going to look Anon in the face tomorrow
 - 
                                            339.
                                            
 - 
                                            340.
                                            > Be Vice Principal Luna
 - 
                                            341.
                                            > It's pretty great being the Batwoman of the school, striking fear into the hearts of wrong-doers
 - 
                                            342.
                                            > You hear all the rumors through your contacts in the student body
 - 
                                            343.
                                            > They span a range of topics from the mundane "who likes who" to the more esoteric rumors about the true magical nature of the new student
 - 
                                            344.
                                            > You would be worried about how the students are viewing transfer students as likely villains, but they seem to enjoy being part of weird magical events
 - 
                                            345.
                                            > An acquired taste, you suppose
 - 
                                            346.
                                            > You have heard a rather amusing rumor that has you visiting your sister's sunny office
 - 
                                            347.
                                            > You find her frowning at her computer, no doubt sifting through the many e-mails that come her way
 - 
                                            348.
                                            > Not for the first time, you are glad you are only the vice-principal, and thus less a target for influence
 - 
                                            349.
                                            > Celly looks up as you enter, giving you a weak smile
 - 
                                            350.
                                            > "Volunteering to take over for me again?"
 - 
                                            351.
                                            > You shudder
 - 
                                            352.
                                            > You tried that once, and once was enough
 - 
                                            353.
                                            "I'm afraid not. I just thought I'd pass on some amusing bits of gossip."
 - 
                                            354.
                                            > She leans back in her chair, relaxing somewhat
 - 
                                            355.
                                            > "And what are the kids saying?"
 - 
                                            356.
                                            > You sit on the edge of her desk, a place she always keeps clear for you
 - 
                                            357.
                                            "They say Anonymous is actually an incubus, seducing the female student body with cooking and muscles. They expect a bid for world domination by the next dance."
 - 
                                            358.
                                            > That gets a chuckle out of her
 - 
                                            359.
                                            > "I would have thought they would be more creative than that. That was more or less Sunset Summer's plan."
 - 
                                            360.
                                            > You shrug
 - 
                                            361.
                                            "What's more interesting is that they think he isn't interested in any of the girls."
 - 
                                            362.
                                            > Celly raises an eyebrow
 - 
                                            363.
                                            > "They think he's gay?"
 - 
                                            364.
                                            "The think he has a thing for you, if you can believe it. Well, it wouldn't be the first time a boy was attracted to an older powerful woman."
 - 
                                            365.
                                            > She forces a laugh
 - 
                                            366.
                                            > "Haha, yes that is hard to believe."
 - 
                                            367.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            368.
                                            > You raise an eyebrow at your sister
 - 
                                            369.
                                            "Is there something to this rumor after all?"
 - 
                                            370.
                                            > She buries her face in her hands
 - 
                                            371.
                                            > "He does like me."
 - 
                                            372.
                                            > Well
 - 
                                            373.
                                            "That sounds like a story. Should I be looking forward to a niece or nephew in the next nine months or so?"
 - 
                                            374.
                                            > Celly glares at you
 - 
                                            375.
                                            > "Give me some credit. It's entirely unrequited."
 - 
                                            376.
                                            > Something about the way she said it...
 - 
                                            377.
                                            > You hop off the desk and crouch by her, resting a comforting hand on her shoulder
 - 
                                            378.
                                            "It's okay to feel flattered by the attention of young men. Goodness knows I have a little fan club feeding my ego as well."
 - 
                                            379.
                                            > Your sister smiles wryly
 - 
                                            380.
                                            > "It's your own fault for playing the scary and stern older woman. But..."
 - 
                                            381.
                                            > She groans
 - 
                                            382.
                                            > "I can't believe I'm telling you this... did you ever masturbate while thinking about them?"
 - 
                                            383.
                                            > Oh
 - 
                                            384.
                                            > Well, truth be told
 - 
                                            385.
                                            "I've always wanted to be the center of a male gangbang, but it's easier to keep that kind of fantasy separate. Well, Anonymous is a senior, so you only have to wait about seven months before you can indulge in some nice young cock."
 - 
                                            386.
                                            > "Luna! Don't tell me you've really..."
 - 
                                            387.
                                            > You laugh
 - 
                                            388.
                                            "Not right after they graduate, but sometimes I meet one in a bar a couple years later."
 - 
                                            389.
                                            > Celly sighs in exasperation
 - 
                                            390.
                                            > "You really are such a man-eater. Meanwhile your poor sister is so loaded down with paperwork and board meetings that she can't even go to a bar in the evenings."
 - 
                                            391.
                                            > You scoff
 - 
                                            392.
                                            "More like if you do get drunk, you turn into an embarrassing lecher of a woman. Didn't you grope the bartender's pec's last time you went out?"
 - 
                                            393.
                                            > She groans, covering her face again
 - 
                                            394.
                                            > "Don't remind me. I'm just glad he didn't press charges."
 - 
                                            395.
                                            > What was it you were talking about?
 - 
                                            396.
                                            > Oh yes
 - 
                                            397.
                                            "Going back, it's fine if you fantasize about the students. Just keep it separate from reality."
 - 
                                            398.
                                            > Celly rests her hands in her lap and gives you a little smile
 - 
                                            399.
                                            > "Thanks, Sis."
 - 
                                            400.
                                            "Anytime. Well, I better get back to scaring the students and giving the unsuspecting masochists awkward boners."
 - 
                                            401.
                                            > Your sister laughs, shaking her head
 - 
                                            402.
                                            > "Pervert. At least do some real work while you're here."
 - 
                                            403.
                                            > You give her a salute and waltz out of the office, having done your duty as younger sister
 - 
                                            404.
                                            > Now to be the vice-principal this school needs, if not the one it deserves
 - 
                                            405.
                                            
 - 
                                            406.
                                            > Be Principal Celestia
 - 
                                            407.
                                            > The past few months have been relatively peaceful, and easy on your conscience
 - 
                                            408.
                                            > You only masturbated while fantasizing about Anon around once per week, the guilt in your heart lessening each time
 - 
                                            409.
                                            > The young man himself has been rather busy with schoolwork as well as the increased membership of his club
 - 
                                            410.
                                            > Meanwhile, the school is gearing up for this year's Fall Formal, this time with a noticeable lack of jewelry of any kind
 - 
                                            411.
                                            > You don't even have to worry about the siren girls, they seem pretty happy with their paid internship with your old novelist friend
 - 
                                            412.
                                            > All in all, things are going well
 - 
                                            413.
                                            > You open the door to your office to make the usual rounds, only to find a familiar face waiting for you
 - 
                                            414.
                                            > Anon grins sheepishly
 - 
                                            415.
                                            > You are at once slightly warmer and anxious
 - 
                                            416.
                                            "Mr. Aggot, how are you doing? I trust the club is going well."
 - 
                                            417.
                                            > He nods happily
 - 
                                            418.
                                            > "Quite well, on both counts. Big Mac is a great vice-president, I'm lucky to have him in the club. But I was hoping you could help with something else..."
 - 
                                            419.
                                            > You cross your arms and raise an eyebrow
 - 
                                            420.
                                            "And that would be?"
 - 
                                            421.
                                            > His face turns red and he looks at the floor
 - 
                                            422.
                                            > "Could you teach me how to dance?"
 - 
                                            423.
                                            > What
 - 
                                            424.
                                            "I find it hard to believe you can't find a better teacher."
 - 
                                            425.
                                            > He rubs his neck and sighs
 - 
                                            426.
                                            > "There were a lot of volunteers, but... I don't like the way the girls look at me. Like I'm just some piece of meat."
 - 
                                            427.
                                            > Ah
 - 
                                            428.
                                            > What do you even say to that?
 - 
                                            429.
                                            "Surely one of the teachers..."
 - 
                                            430.
                                            > He gazes at you with pleading eyes
 - 
                                            431.
                                            > "Please, Ms. Celestia. You're the only one I can trust."
 - 
                                            432.
                                            > Hnnngggg
 - 
                                            433.
                                            > That is unfair, boys this cute do not exist
 - 
                                            434.
                                            "Alright, I'll teach you. Come back here once your club is over, alright?"
 - 
                                            435.
                                            > He beams at you
 - 
                                            436.
                                            > "Yes ma'am! Thank you so much!"
 - 
                                            437.
                                            > He runs off down the hallway, his rump pert and
 - 
                                            438.
                                            > Look away, Celly, look away
 - 
                                            439.
                                            
 - 
                                            440.
                                            > The car ride home reminds you too much of the last time, even without Anon being soaking wet
 - 
                                            441.
                                            > It makes you irritated at yourself that you still feel flustered after months of getting used to being attracted to Anon
 - 
                                            442.
                                            > He doesn't even have to do anything, just sit in the passenger seat, legs splayed just enough to hint at something in the crotch of his pants
 - 
                                            443.
                                            > You fix your eyes back on the road, trying not to remember the times you fantasized about this very situation going rather differently
 - 
                                            444.
                                            > Luna is full of crap, you have decided
 - 
                                            445.
                                            > Keep it separate from reality, fine, but what do you do when reality makes it happen?
 - 
                                            446.
                                            > Anon coughs
 - 
                                            447.
                                            > "If you don't want to, you don't have to. I mean, it's not the end of the world if I don't know how to dance."
 - 
                                            448.
                                            > What is this boy talking about?
 - 
                                            449.
                                            "It's fine, I'll just push more work onto Luna. Executive privilege, eh?"
 - 
                                            450.
                                            > He smiles a little at that
 - 
                                            451.
                                            > "It is convenient. I was just worried because you looked stressed out about something just now."
 - 
                                            452.
                                            > It's so nice to have a sweet, attentive boy worried about you
 - 
                                            453.
                                            > You smile, platonic affection welling up in your chest
 - 
                                            454.
                                            "You're a good kid, Anonymous. Don't worry about it, I'm fine."
 - 
                                            455.
                                            > He gazes at your face for an extra second, trying to gauge how much he should really worry
 - 
                                            456.
                                            > Too cute
 - 
                                            457.
                                            > "Okay, but let me know if there is anything I can do for you. It's the least I can do."
 - 
                                            458.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            459.
                                            > He really shouldn't have said "anything"
 - 
                                            460.
                                            > Oh good, there's your driveway
 - 
                                            461.
                                            
 - 
                                            462.
                                            > While Anonymous hangs up his coat in the closet, you look among your music collection
 - 
                                            463.
                                            > You suppose having so many CD's is a bit outdated nowadays, but you have a lot of fond memories tied to them
 - 
                                            464.
                                            > Now, where is some good music to dance to?
 - 
                                            465.
                                            > You browse down the shelves, leaning down to read the album names of the lower cases
 - 
                                            466.
                                            > Ah, here we go
 - 
                                            467.
                                            > You pick out Stunt, by the Bare Naked Lords
 - 
                                            468.
                                            > You turn and catch Anon staring at
 - 
                                            469.
                                            > Your ass?
 - 
                                            470.
                                            > No, that can't be right
 - 
                                            471.
                                            > Then you glance down at his crotch, and helloooo there big guy
 - 
                                            472.
                                            > Anon follows your gaze, then scrambles for one of the throw cushions on the couch
 - 
                                            473.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            474.
                                            > You look over your shoulder at your butt
 - 
                                            475.
                                            > It's not that great, is it?
 - 
                                            476.
                                            > Anon is staring fixedly at the floor, his face utterly red
 - 
                                            477.
                                            > "I'm sorry, I just couldn't look away. Wait- I mean-"
 - 
                                            478.
                                            > You laugh, honestly relieved not to be the one flustered and overly aroused
 - 
                                            479.
                                            "It's fine, you're a growing young man. Why don't you go to the bathroom and take care of it, and I'll get things set up."
 - 
                                            480.
                                            > Your heart warms at your triumph
 - 
                                            481.
                                            > You are a professional, responsible adult, not taking advantage of a young, impressionable man
 - 
                                            482.
                                            > He nods mutely and flees your gaze
 - 
                                            483.
                                            > Wait
 - 
                                            484.
                                            > He's going to be masturbating in your bathroom
 - 
                                            485.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            486.
                                            > You want to listen
 - 
                                            487.
                                            > You quickly put the CD in the player and cue up the first song you want to work with
 - 
                                            488.
                                            > Then you silently creep up to your bathroom door, ears straining to hear his cute little grunts
 - 
                                            489.
                                            > You lick your lips as you hear the desperate sounds of Anon's hand working his manhood
 - 
                                            490.
                                            > Your fingers twitch, longing to tend to your rising arousal
 - 
                                            491.
                                            > Wait no, you shouldn't be doing this
 - 
                                            492.
                                            > Just because he got a boner doesn't mean you can-
 - 
                                            493.
                                            > Anon groans, and all other sound abruptly stops
 - 
                                            494.
                                            > You bite your lip, your thighs pressed firmly together
 - 
                                            495.
                                            > You stealthily return to the living room as you hear the faucet turn on
 - 
                                            496.
                                            > You have a few precious moments to get yourself back under control, to focus on what you really should be doing
 - 
                                            497.
                                            > When Anon does return, you give him your best, professional smile
 - 
                                            498.
                                            "All better?"
 - 
                                            499.
                                            > He nods meekly, still visibly flustered
 - 
                                            500.
                                            > You could just eat him u-
 - 
                                            501.
                                            > Focus, Celly
 - 
                                            502.
                                            > You beckon him over
 - 
                                            503.
                                            "We'll start with the waltz. Your left hand goes here,"
 - 
                                            504.
                                            > You clasp his hand in you right, extending out to the side
 - 
                                            505.
                                            > "And your right goes behind my back like so."
 - 
                                            506.
                                            > You grab his other hand and place it on the lower part of your shoulder blade
 - 
                                            507.
                                            > It is at that point that you notice the precise difference in height between you and him
 - 
                                            508.
                                            > His head is just a few inches lower than your chin, which is to say the perfect height to rest on your pillowy slopes
 - 
                                            509.
                                            > Speaking of which, the girls are taking up most of the space between you and Anon
 - 
                                            510.
                                            > The poor boy is blushing and looking away
 - 
                                            511.
                                            > Why does this feel good?
 - 
                                            512.
                                            > You kinda want to fluster him some more
 - 
                                            513.
                                            > It's not everyday that an attractive guy is visibly affected by your sex appeal
 - 
                                            514.
                                            > "Um, Ms. Celestia? What do we do next?"
 - 
                                            515.
                                            > Oh, right
 - 
                                            516.
                                            "Staring with the downbeat, step to the side and..."
 - 
                                            517.
                                            > As you lead him through the steps, he tries to look at his feet
 - 
                                            518.
                                            > Unfortunately for him, your chest is sort of in the way
 - 
                                            519.
                                            > As a result, he hasn't stopped blushing
 - 
                                            520.
                                            > And you think you get it now
 - 
                                            521.
                                            > When he was just oblivious to his own appeal, or earnestly and innocently admiring you, you felt like a dirty old woman
 - 
                                            522.
                                            > But now that he is embarrassed and aroused, it's easier to resist the urge to do this and that to him
 - 
                                            523.
                                            > You bring him around for a turn, and he stumbles
 - 
                                            524.
                                            > Anon's full weight crashes into you, knocking you on your back
 - 
                                            525.
                                            > You hiss in pain as your head collides with the thankfully carpeted floor
 - 
                                            526.
                                            > You look down at your chest, where Anon's head is nestled
 - 
                                            527.
                                            "Well, at least your head was cushioned."
 - 
                                            528.
                                            > He jerks up, blushing furiously
 - 
                                            529.
                                            > "S-sorry! I just tripped and, uh,"
 - 
                                            530.
                                            > He tries to get up, but he stops short
 - 
                                            531.
                                            > "Could you let go of my hands?"
 - 
                                            532.
                                            > Hm?
 - 
                                            533.
                                            > Oh
 - 
                                            534.
                                            > You should probably do that sometime soon
 - 
                                            535.
                                            > There is something poking at your thigh though, and you are suddenly feeling very warm
 - 
                                            536.
                                            > Anon licks his lips, anxiously searching your eyes for... something
 - 
                                            537.
                                            > "Ms. Celestia?"
 - 
                                            538.
                                            > You let go of his hand, then lean slightly to release the other one pinned under your back
 - 
                                            539.
                                            > He scrambles back, his legs drawn up to hide his erection
 - 
                                            540.
                                            > Cute
 - 
                                            541.
                                            "Sorry about that, got distracted. Are you okay?"
 - 
                                            542.
                                            > You prop yourself up on your hands and smile
 - 
                                            543.
                                            > He looks down at his lap, frowning
 - 
                                            544.
                                            > Damn, have you been handling this wrong?
 - 
                                            545.
                                            > "I guess you already know, but I sort of lied before. It's not because I didn't trust anybody, I asked you because..."
 - 
                                            546.
                                            > He gives you a tentative smile
 - 
                                            547.
                                            > "I love you, Celestia."
 - 
                                            548.
                                            > Oh, you precious little child
 - 
                                            549.
                                            > "And I can't stand deceiving you when you've been nothing but helpful to me. Can you forgive me?"
 - 
                                            550.
                                            > You stand up slowly, rubbing where your head hit the floor
 - 
                                            551.
                                            > What are you supposed to do with earnest, besotted boys?
 - 
                                            552.
                                            > You sigh
 - 
                                            553.
                                            "Anonymous, I am well aware of your affection, you weren't that sneaky."
 - 
                                            554.
                                            > He nods
 - 
                                            555.
                                            "But you have to understand, I am a grown woman, and you are still a minor. No matter how much I do like you, it'd be a crime if we acted on it. Get back to me after you graduate, and then we can talk on more equal footing."
 - 
                                            556.
                                            > Your blue-beaned clit is disagreeing with you, but that's part of being an adult too
 - 
                                            557.
                                            > Anon slowly stands up, the light of hope glistening in his eyes
 - 
                                            558.
                                            > "So, when I graduate, we can start dating?"
 - 
                                            559.
                                            > You really shouldn't lead him on
 - 
                                            560.
                                            > He's too young, too nice, too pure
 - 
                                            561.
                                            "Yes."
 - 
                                            562.
                                            > You win this time, clit
 - 
                                            563.
                                            > He beams at you, rushing in for a hug
 - 
                                            564.
                                            > You gingerly return the hug, resisting the urge to push his head into your cleavage
 - 
                                            565.
                                            > Why does he have to make things so hard?
 - 
                                            566.
                                            > Especially your nipples?
 - 
                                            567.
                                            > After a long moment, he draws back, wearing a goofy grin
 - 
                                            568.
                                            > Boys are just too cute
 - 
                                            569.
                                            "So, do you still want to learn how to dance?"
 - 
                                            570.
                                            > He nods eagerly, then pauses
 - 
                                            571.
                                            > "Should I go to the bathroom to take care of my, uh, reaction?"
 - 
                                            572.
                                            > You eye his bulge
 - 
                                            573.
                                            > Yeah, that could be distracting
 - 
                                            574.
                                            "That would be a good idea. Dancing is hard enough with two legs, let alone three."
 - 
                                            575.
                                            > He blushes, his smile trembling with happiness
 - 
                                            576.
                                            > Anon takes a deep breath
 - 
                                            577.
                                            > "D-do you want to w-watch?"
 - 
                                            578.
                                            > Your womanhood convulses at the thought
 - 
                                            579.
                                            > Which is probably a good indicator
 - 
                                            580.
                                            "Don't tempt me, Anonymous. I want to stay out of jail."
 - 
                                            581.
                                            > He grins
 - 
                                            582.
                                            > "So you are tempted~"
 - 
                                            583.
                                            > You scowl at him
 - 
                                            584.
                                            "If you don't behave, I won't meet with you again."
 - 
                                            585.
                                            > He sobers at that
 - 
                                            586.
                                            > "Sorry, Ms. Celestia. I'll be more careful."
 - 
                                            587.
                                            > You sigh
 - 
                                            588.
                                            "Please do. Now go and masturbate like a good boy."
 - 
                                            589.
                                            > "I'll be thinking of you."
 - 
                                            590.
                                            > Then he runs away, the scamp
 - 
                                            591.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            592.
                                            > Likewise, Anon, likewise
 - 
                                            593.
                                            
 - 
                                            594.
                                            > After a few more hours of dancing instruction, you drive him home
 - 
                                            595.
                                            > He gets out of the car, hesitating with the door open
 - 
                                            596.
                                            > "Could I get a goodbye kiss?"
 - 
                                            597.
                                            > You shake your head, exasperated
 - 
                                            598.
                                            "No kissing, no funny business until after you graduate. Got it?"
 - 
                                            599.
                                            > He nods firmly
 - 
                                            600.
                                            > "Yes ma'am!"
 - 
                                            601.
                                            > Anon salutes, then marches to his house
 - 
                                            602.
                                            > At the door, he turns and waves shyly before disappearing inside
 - 
                                            603.
                                            > Hnnngggg
 - 
                                            604.
                                            > You sit there, parked in the Aggot family driveway
 - 
                                            605.
                                            > Without a doubt, you are a terrible, dirty old woman
 - 
                                            606.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            607.
                                            > You are going to schlick so much when you get home
 - 
                                            608.
                                            
 - 
                                            609.
                                            
 - 
                                            610.
                                            > Be Principal Celestia chaperoning the Fall Formal in a fairly plain white dress
 - 
                                            611.
                                            > It always makes you feel old, watching these teenagers dance to songs you haven't heard of
 - 
                                            612.
                                            > This year is a bit different, though
 - 
                                            613.
                                            > You glare at Rarity as she flounces around Anon
 - 
                                            614.
                                            > Girls these days are so shameless, and the boys don't seem to mind
 - 
                                            615.
                                            > You know your parents said that the new dances of your time were too lewd, and now you suspect they had a point
 - 
                                            616.
                                            > Still, unless groping or worse happens, you'll hold back
 - 
                                            617.
                                            > The song ends, and Rarity moves on after whispering in his ear
 - 
                                            618.
                                            > Almost immediately, Octavia pounces on Anon for the slow song
 - 
                                            619.
                                            > She at least knows how to dance, and they form a rather elegant pair on the dance floor
 - 
                                            620.
                                            > You feel rather proud of how well he's dancing, after all that practice
 - 
                                            621.
                                            > So why are you still irritated?
 - 
                                            622.
                                            > You refill your cup from the punch bowl, and down half of it before the taste registers
 - 
                                            623.
                                            > Damn it, someone spiked the punch while you were distracted
 - 
                                            624.
                                            > You flag down Luna while making sure no one else goes for a refill
 - 
                                            625.
                                            > "Trouble, sister?"
 - 
                                            626.
                                            > You grimace
 - 
                                            627.
                                            "Just some youthful high spirits, as it were. I just need you to keep an eye out while I replace the punch."
 - 
                                            628.
                                            > She nods, and you go get the little cart
 - 
                                            629.
                                            
 - 
                                            630.
                                            > The outcome of the vote isn't all that surprising
 - 
                                            631.
                                            > You open the envelope
 - 
                                            632.
                                            "The Fall Formal President is...Sunset Shimmer!"
 - 
                                            633.
                                            > The girl is all smiles as she makes her way up, her cheeks fetchingly rosy from all the attention
 - 
                                            634.
                                            "And the Fall Formal First Lord is... Anonymous Aggot! Please give a round of applause to the executive couple!"
 - 
                                            635.
                                            > Smile, Celly, it'll be over soon enough
 - 
                                            636.
                                            > Anon comes to stand by Sunset, the boy seemingly oblivious to the jealous stares sent Sunset's way
 - 
                                            637.
                                            > After the clapping dies down, you grip the sides of the podium, bracing yourself for what comes next
 - 
                                            638.
                                            "Thank you, my little students. It's been a long and delightful night, but all good things must come to an end. Please join the presidential couple in one last dance."
 - 
                                            639.
                                            > Sunset eagerly leads Anon by the hand down to the dance floor, while Ms. Scratch cues up the final.song
 - 
                                            640.
                                            > In the crowd, you see many couples shyly coming together, while lone individuals turn from painful scenes
 - 
                                            641.
                                            > It is a bittersweet sight, one you would usually appreciate...
 - 
                                            642.
                                            > Except Sunset is pressing herself up against Anon for all she's worth
 - 
                                            643.
                                            > Thankfully the stage lights are turned off
 - 
                                            644.
                                            > You can scowl in relative obscurity, without fear of a student catching your expression and misunderstanding
 - 
                                            645.
                                            > This isn't like you
 - 
                                            646.
                                            > You're usually much calmer
 - 
                                            647.
                                            > You're going to blame this little mood swing on the spiked punch, that's clearly the only reasonable explanation
 - 
                                            648.
                                            > Sunset drapes her arms across Anon's shoulders, her eyes half-lidded and smouldering
 - 
                                            649.
                                            > Don't fall for it, Anon, it's a trick!
 - 
                                            650.
                                            > She just wants in your pants, nothing else!
 - 
                                            651.
                                            > You aren't sure what Anon says, but it gives the girl pause
 - 
                                            652.
                                            > Sunset tilts her head and says something
 - 
                                            653.
                                            > Anon shakes his head
 - 
                                            654.
                                            > Sunset sags a bit, then draws back to a more appropriate distance, a bittersweet smile on her face
 - 
                                            655.
                                            > Anon, you are such a good boy
 - 
                                            656.
                                            > You relax, glad to see one of your male students stand up for himself
 - 
                                            657.
                                            > The songs comes to an end, and Sunset gives Anon a little curtsy before joining the gaggle of her friends
 - 
                                            658.
                                            > Well, at least she's a good sport about it
 - 
                                            659.
                                            > Anon turns to you, swimming against the tide of exiting students
 - 
                                            660.
                                            > You meet him down on the floor
 - 
                                            661.
                                            "Congratulations, I wasn't aware you were actively campaigning."
 - 
                                            662.
                                            > He blushes
 - 
                                            663.
                                            > "I wasn't, to be honest. Say, could we have one last dance? Not here but, well, you're the only one here that I really wanted to dance with."
 - 
                                            664.
                                            > Flatterer
 - 
                                            665.
                                            > Still, your cheeks are rather warm when you respond
 - 
                                            666.
                                            > Must be the punch
 - 
                                            667.
                                            "Where did you have in mind?"
 - 
                                            668.
                                            > He grins
 - 
                                            669.
                                            > "Well, I'm always going to your house, how about we go to mine this time?"
 - 
                                            670.
                                            > You raise an eyebrow
 - 
                                            671.
                                            > Seems harmless enough, you suppose
 - 
                                            672.
                                            "I imagine your father wants to see the results of your practice. Very well, let's go."
 - 
                                            673.
                                            > Anon beams at you, seizing your hand and almost dragging you away
 - 
                                            674.
                                            
 - 
                                            675.
                                            > When you pull into his driveway, you notice his father's car isn't there
 - 
                                            676.
                                            "Anonymous, is your father working this late? It's practically ten o'clock!"
 - 
                                            677.
                                            > Anon fingers the cuff of his suit jacket
 - 
                                            678.
                                            > "He was promoted, so he's at a training conference in the next state over."
 - 
                                            679.
                                            > You turn off the car, trying to think and not to think
 - 
                                            680.
                                            > You have a feeling about what Anon is after
 - 
                                            681.
                                            > It's strange that such a good, wholesome boy is interested in an old Bachelorette like yourself
 - 
                                            682.
                                            > Maybe it's because he doesn't have a strong mother figure
 - 
                                            683.
                                            > Maybe it's because he is attracted to authority
 - 
                                            684.
                                            > Anon puts his hand on yours, whispering,
 - 
                                            685.
                                            > "You don't have to if you don't want to."
 - 
                                            686.
                                            > There ought to be a limit to how much a boy can pluck at your heartstrings
 - 
                                            687.
                                            > With a decisiveness you don't quite feel, you open the door and get out of the car
 - 
                                            688.
                                            "I've come this far. Shall we go in?"
 - 
                                            689.
                                            
 - 
                                            690.
                                            > It's a modest home, not that much different from your own
 - 
                                            691.
                                            > Maybe a little better perfumed, and showing signs of two inhabitants rather than one
 - 
                                            692.
                                            > Anon flips the light switches as he goes, beckoning you onward
 - 
                                            693.
                                            > As you follow him upstairs, you find your heart beating more quickly
 - 
                                            694.
                                            > You're also a little out of breath, and you resolve to add stairs to your workout routine
 - 
                                            695.
                                            > At last, he leads you into a neat little bedroom, with all the usual suspects
 - 
                                            696.
                                            > A teddy bear, a teddy shark, and a teddy alligator stand watch on top of a dresser
 - 
                                            697.
                                            > The walls are sparsely decorated with posters of shirtless women, most of which you recognize as the main characters of various action movies
 - 
                                            698.
                                            > A pair of dumbbells lay neatly in a corner, and a decent stereo player occupies a small desk
 - 
                                            699.
                                            > He presses play, a slow waltz filling the small room
 - 
                                            700.
                                            > Anon twirls around, arms wide, innocently smiling
 - 
                                            701.
                                            > "Are you ready?"
 - 
                                            702.
                                            > Who knows
 - 
                                            703.
                                            "Yes."
 - 
                                            704.
                                            > You come together as you had so many times this month, wondering at his firmness and warmth, a perfect counterpoint to your supple strength and hungry touch
 - 
                                            705.
                                            > He gazes up at you as you lead him through the initial motions
 - 
                                            706.
                                            > Such trust and affection in that gaze
 - 
                                            707.
                                            > Are you really worthy of that trust?
 - 
                                            708.
                                            > Well, it's not as though you are deceiving him
 - 
                                            709.
                                            > You're just... hiding some impure thoughts, that's all
 - 
                                            710.
                                            > The two of you turn, navigating the borders of the bedroom
 - 
                                            711.
                                            > Anon sighs happily
 - 
                                            712.
                                            > "Dancing with you is the best."
 - 
                                            713.
                                            > You feel his hand squeeze your own
 - 
                                            714.
                                            "Even better than with Octavia?"
 - 
                                            715.
                                            > It's partly a tease, partly...
 - 
                                            716.
                                            > Jealous, that's what you were feeling
 - 
                                            717.
                                            > Even though you really shouldn't be feeling possessive about Anon, he isn't for you to date
 - 
                                            718.
                                            > He grins
 - 
                                            719.
                                            > "She was good, but you're much better."
 - 
                                            720.
                                            > Damn it, why does that warm your heart?
 - 
                                            721.
                                            > Are you really this easily swayed?
 - 
                                            722.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            723.
                                            > Yes
 - 
                                            724.
                                            > In all too little time, the song ends, leaving you standing there with a young boy in your hands
 - 
                                            725.
                                            > You let go, but instead of pulling away, Anon wraps you in a big hug, his arms tight around you
 - 
                                            726.
                                            > Your loins surge with heat as he presses his lithe body to yours, your breasts pleasantly wedged against the upper part of his pectorals
 - 
                                            727.
                                            > Tentatively, you return the hug, lightly stroking his back
 - 
                                            728.
                                            > The two of you stand there, drawing comfort from one another for several minutes
 - 
                                            729.
                                            > Anon's head rests near your heart, his slow breathing somehow calming
 - 
                                            730.
                                            > At last, he loosens his embrace and looks up at you
 - 
                                            731.
                                            > Your heart quickens at his timid expression
 - 
                                            732.
                                            > "Can you do one last thing for me?"
 - 
                                            733.
                                            > The house is silent, except for the beating of your heart
 - 
                                            734.
                                            "What would that be?"
 - 
                                            735.
                                            > He blushes
 - 
                                            736.
                                            > "Kiss me."
 - 
                                            737.
                                            > Oh no
 - 
                                            738.
                                            > At once, you are fully aware of how warm it is in here, of the heat of his skin, of the restless need in your womanhood
 - 
                                            739.
                                            > You should say no
 - 
                                            740.
                                            > You lean down
 - 
                                            741.
                                            > You should kiss him on the forehead, that would be the safest way to do this
 - 
                                            742.
                                            > His lips are soft against yours, parting slightly
 - 
                                            743.
                                            > Your hands cup his head, gently turning it as you deepen the kiss
 - 
                                            744.
                                            > He latches onto your shoulders, his tongue plunging into your mouth, earnestly exploring, tasting
 - 
                                            745.
                                            > Your skin tingles as you push back, writhing and sliding against his tongue, savoring his sweetness
 - 
                                            746.
                                            > He moans, his hands restlessly kneading at your shoulders
 - 
                                            747.
                                            > You instinctively press him back against the bed, then guiding him down onto it
 - 
                                            748.
                                            > At last, you break the kiss, staring down at his flustered face
 - 
                                            749.
                                            > Anon is breathing heavily, but his eyes are alight with joy
 - 
                                            750.
                                            > "More!"
 - 
                                            751.
                                            > There is no turning back now
 - 
                                            752.
                                            > You lower yourself onto his body, savoring the way he presses against your curves
 - 
                                            753.
                                            > Even as you ravage his mouth with your tongue, you can feel a certain prodding of tantalizing heat press against your thigh
 - 
                                            754.
                                            > You hum in pleasure, your hand roughly yanking his tie loose from his neck
 - 
                                            755.
                                            > Unbidden, he begins unbuttoning his shirt
 - 
                                            756.
                                            > You pull back, straddling his legs
 - 
                                            757.
                                            > He lies beneath you, his shirt open, revealing the smooth firm muscles of his chest
 - 
                                            758.
                                            > In the heat of the moment, you shuck off your dress, revealing your white bra and panties
 - 
                                            759.
                                            > Anon gazes at you in wonder
 - 
                                            760.
                                            > "Beautiful."
 - 
                                            761.
                                            > You smile
 - 
                                            762.
                                            "You're pretty easy on the eyes yourself."
 - 
                                            763.
                                            > He blushes, sitting up
 - 
                                            764.
                                            > His fingers are light as they trace across the sensitive skin of your breasts
 - 
                                            765.
                                            > You shudder under his touch, your panties becoming noticably damp
 - 
                                            766.
                                            > Gently, slowly, he explores your chest, tracing your sides, stroking your back
 - 
                                            767.
                                            > You knead at his biceps, marveling at how thick and strong they are
 - 
                                            768.
                                            > Then his hands find the clasp, and your bra loosens
 - 
                                            769.
                                            > You shrug it off, anxious to see Anon's reaction
 - 
                                            770.
                                            > He does not disappoint, his wondering gaze fixed upon your hardened nipples, his head drawing closer
 - 
                                            771.
                                            > As his hot breath washes over your skin, you almost feel dizzy from the stimulation
 - 
                                            772.
                                            > He gently cups your left breast, your nipple lightly pinched between his fingers
 - 
                                            773.
                                            > You gasp in pleasure, instinctively clutching at his head, his silky hair soft beneath your fingers as you pull him toward you
 - 
                                            774.
                                            > Anon kisses your other breast, his tongue playfully flicking at your nipple
 - 
                                            775.
                                            > Your back arches, instinctively trying to press harder against these pleasurable sensations
 - 
                                            776.
                                            > His hand slowly clenches, fingers plunging into your soft flesh
 - 
                                            777.
                                            > Enough is enough
 - 
                                            778.
                                            > If this continues much longer, you'll cum before he does, and that is unacceptable
 - 
                                            779.
                                            > You push him down, regretting the absence of his touch only slightly
 - 
                                            780.
                                            > You kneel beside his legs, unfastening his pants
 - 
                                            781.
                                            > As you tug them off, you contemplate his black boxers
 - 
                                            782.
                                            > Should you draw this out?
 - 
                                            783.
                                            > No
 - 
                                            784.
                                            > You seize at the waistband and pull
 - 
                                            785.
                                            > A monolith of an erection rises in the air
 - 
                                            786.
                                            > You stroke it lightly, impressed
 - 
                                            787.
                                            "That's some monster you got there, Anon. How many women have been slain by it?"
 - 
                                            788.
                                            > Anon smiles
 - 
                                            789.
                                            > "You'll be the first."
 - 
                                            790.
                                            > Hot damn
 - 
                                            791.
                                            > You shimmy out of your panties, breathing heavily at the thought of what's to come
 - 
                                            792.
                                            > You straddle his waist, your glistening womanhood hovering above his pristine cock
 - 
                                            793.
                                            > His smile may be mild, but you can see how nervous he is in the way his fingers are snarled in the sheets
 - 
                                            794.
                                            > You lean forward, hands braced above his shoulders
 - 
                                            795.
                                            > You dip down to kiss him, sweet and chaste on the lips
 - 
                                            796.
                                            > Your nipples drag against his chest
 - 
                                            797.
                                            > His hips buck, the head just brushing your pussy
 - 
                                            798.
                                            "Trust me."
 - 
                                            799.
                                            > You lower your hips gently, one hand grasping his firm manhood, guiding it
 - 
                                            800.
                                            > Anon gasps as the tip penetrates your folds
 - 
                                            801.
                                            > You shudder as you spear yourself on his cock, letting out a long, slow breath
 - 
                                            802.
                                            > Anon arches his back, his hips pressing hard against your own
 - 
                                            803.
                                            > He groans, clutching and grabbing at you, scrabbling at your back, mashing your breasts
 - 
                                            804.
                                            > You kiss his forehead, finding sweet amusement at being so chaste with his top half while you slowly grind against his hilted dick
 - 
                                            805.
                                            > Finally, he can stand no more, and seizes your hips in his hands
 - 
                                            806.
                                            > He pushes you up a little, only to start thrusting into you with wild abandon
 - 
                                            807.
                                            > You moan, your hips moving on their own as you pump up down his member
 - 
                                            808.
                                            > He gazes up at you with lust-addled eyes, his mouth parted open and moist
 - 
                                            809.
                                            > You respond to the feverish heat in your gut and plunder his mouth once more, even as he ravages your pussy
 - 
                                            810.
                                            > His arms wrap around you, crushing you against his chest
 - 
                                            811.
                                            > You melt against him, tingling and hot and out of breath
 - 
                                            812.
                                            > All the while, his strokes only get stronger and faster, sending waves upon waves of pleasure through your system
 - 
                                            813.
                                            > You clutch at his hair, whimpering into his mouth
 - 
                                            814.
                                            > He just holds you tighter, as if he will never let you go
 - 
                                            815.
                                            > All at once, he stops, his hips surging and bucking against you as he hits his orgasm
 - 
                                            816.
                                            > You feel a glow of pride and pleasure as he twitches and shoots inside you, filling you with his warmth
 - 
                                            817.
                                            > You did it, he came before you
 - 
                                            818.
                                            > Then, as his dick begins to slide out, you go over the edge
 - 
                                            819.
                                            > Your pelvis slams against his, jerking and grinding as your pussy convulses around his incandescent length
 - 
                                            820.
                                            > Your mind goes blank as you are drowned in waves of bliss
 - 
                                            821.
                                            > When you can finally think again, you find yourself collapsed against his chest, wrapped in his warm embrace
 - 
                                            822.
                                            > Anon gently strokes your hair
 - 
                                            823.
                                            > "That was amazing."
 - 
                                            824.
                                            > You nuzzle against his neck
 - 
                                            825.
                                            "Yeah, it was."
 - 
                                            826.
                                            > Slowly, he softens inside you, but you find yourself unwilling to remove the connection
 - 
                                            827.
                                            > Wait
 - 
                                            828.
                                            > You groan
 - 
                                            829.
                                            "We didn't use protection. I may get pregnant from this."
 - 
                                            830.
                                            > Which wouldn't be much of a problem for you, you can afford it
 - 
                                            831.
                                            > But is Anon ready to be a father?
 - 
                                            832.
                                            > He laughs
 - 
                                            833.
                                            > "That's fine, I was already intending to marry you."
 - 
                                            834.
                                            > You prop yourself up on your elbows and look down at Anon
 - 
                                            835.
                                            > He smiles, then darts up to kiss your nose
 - 
                                            836.
                                            > You start at the sudden motion, then start giggling
 - 
                                            837.
                                            "You are an impossible young man. What did an old woman like me do to deserve you?"
 - 
                                            838.
                                            > He squeezes you gently, kissing your lips
 - 
                                            839.
                                            > "You are beautiful, kind, and patient. Someone was bound to love you, I'm just glad it was me."
 - 
                                            840.
                                            > You sigh, melting against him once more
 - 
                                            841.
                                            "Me too."
 - 
                                            842.
                                            
 - 
                                            843.
                                            > Be Celestia, waking up on the Saturday morning after
 - 
                                            844.
                                            > You stare at an unfamiliar ceiling, patiently waiting for your brain to reboot and provide some answers
 - 
                                            845.
                                            > Beside you, you hear the blanket rustle
 - 
                                            846.
                                            > An arm flops onto your chest, a warm hand reflexively honking your boob
 - 
                                            847.
                                            > Your morning dew goes from spritzer damp to waterslide
 - 
                                            848.
                                            > Why are you so easy?
 - 
                                            849.
                                            > Fighting down your arousal, you slowly turn your head to find Anon's beatific sleeping face
 - 
                                            850.
                                            > Oh yeah, that happened
 - 
                                            851.
                                            > You stew in your shame and arousal, suddenly too hot under the blanket
 - 
                                            852.
                                            > What were you thinking?
 - 
                                            853.
                                            > Sure, Anon is a kind, earnest boy with an amazing body, and your vag is still tingling from last night...
 - 
                                            854.
                                            > Okay, you are not thinking clearly here
 - 
                                            855.
                                            > You slip out from under the covers, specifically not thinking of giving Anon Jr. a warm wake up kiss with your cave of wonders
 - 
                                            856.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            857.
                                            > Anon doesn't stir
 - 
                                            858.
                                            > Right
 - 
                                            859.
                                            > Clothes
 - 
                                            860.
                                            > He said his dad was on a training retreat or whatever, right?
 - 
                                            861.
                                            > You eye your bra, discarded on the floor
 - 
                                            862.
                                            > Yeah, no, the girls are free right now, and you like it that way
 - 
                                            863.
                                            > You pull on your panties and consider your dress
 - 
                                            864.
                                            > You could wear it again, but right now you want to be comfortable, not formal
 - 
                                            865.
                                            > You root around his closet until you find a nice long sleeved forest green sweater
 - 
                                            866.
                                            > It's pretty soft, as you put it on, and the fuzz tickles pleasantly at your nipples
 - 
                                            867.
                                            > You tug it down, somewhat surprised it covers most of the curve of your ass
 - 
                                            868.
                                            > You know most of your height is legs, but Anon is shorter than you, is his torso really longer?
 - 
                                            869.
                                            > You glance at the bed, where the lithe form of Anon lies tangles in the blanket
 - 
                                            870.
                                            > Something to find out later
 - 
                                            871.
                                            > You check the clock
 - 
                                            872.
                                            > 8:05 AM
 - 
                                            873.
                                            > You do feel rather rested
 - 
                                            874.
                                            > Your stomach chooses this point to growl
 - 
                                            875.
                                            > Right, breakfast
 - 
                                            876.
                                            > You wander downstairs, finding the kitchen
 - 
                                            877.
                                            > It's pretty small, and a few minutes search nets you a little frying pan
 - 
                                            878.
                                            > Eggs sound good, boys like eggs, right?
 - 
                                            879.
                                            > You can almost imagine your sister's voice "Yeah they do~"
 - 
                                            880.
                                            > If only your pervert of a sister could see you now
 - 
                                            881.
                                            > Actually, no, that would be terrible
 - 
                                            882.
                                            > You put some bread in the toaster and turn on the stove top
 - 
                                            883.
                                            > As the first fried egg begins to cook, you wonder if the smell will wake Anon up
 - 
                                            884.
                                            > The domesticity of it all warms your heart
 - 
                                            885.
                                            > Then the door opens
 - 
                                            886.
                                            > "Jiunior! I have returned!"
 - 
                                            887.
                                            > That's the worst Shanon Connery impression you have ever heard
 - 
                                            888.
                                            > More importantly, that is Mr. Aggot
 - 
                                            889.
                                            > You want to hide, but the egg needs to be flipped soon
 - 
                                            890.
                                            > M-maybe you can bribe him with eggs...
 - 
                                            891.
                                            > Luna leers in your head, "Mmm yeah, bribe him with your eggs."
 - 
                                            892.
                                            > Damn it, she's making you into a pervert too
 - 
                                            893.
                                            > Meanwhile, Mr. Aggot pauses at the entrance to the kitchen, halfway out of his coat
 - 
                                            894.
                                            > Oh, that's where Anom gets his figure
 - 
                                            895.
                                            "Good morning, Mr. Aggot. Would you like a fried egg?"
 - 
                                            896.
                                            > You flip it, letting it sizzle on the pan
 - 
                                            897.
                                            > He licks his lips
 - 
                                            898.
                                            > "You're the woman Anon was talking about?"
 - 
                                            899.
                                            > Oh mercy, what has the boy been saying?
 - 
                                            900.
                                            > Are you going to lose your job over this?
 - 
                                            901.
                                            "I assume so. I am the one teaching him to dance."
 - 
                                            902.
                                            > He slumps his shoulders
 - 
                                            903.
                                            > "I thought so, but a man can dream, right? Is he blackmailing you?"
 - 
                                            904.
                                            > You casually tug the hem of the sweater lower, covering the bottom of your panties
 - 
                                            905.
                                            > Time for damage control
 - 
                                            906.
                                            "No, far from it. Things just got out of hand, I never intended to take advantage of your son, I-"
 - 
                                            907.
                                            > Anon scrambles down the stairs, clad only in his black boxers
 - 
                                            908.
                                            > You do not need this kind of distraction
 - 
                                            909.
                                            > "Dad! I thought you'd be gone until Monday!"
 - 
                                            910.
                                            > Mr. Aggot smirks
 - 
                                            911.
                                            > "I can see that. Why don't you introduce me to your girlfriend?"
 - 
                                            912.
                                            > Anon steps up beside you and wraps an arm possessively around your waist
 - 
                                            913.
                                            > "Dad, this is Principal Celestia. Celestia, this is Anonymous Sr. Fontleroy Aggot."
 - 
                                            914.
                                            "Nice to meet you."
 - 
                                            915.
                                            > He nods
 - 
                                            916.
                                            > "You too."
 - 
                                            917.
                                            > An awkward silence descends, and you try to tug your sweater down further
 - 
                                            918.
                                            > Mr. Aggot steps forward, grabbing Anon's shoulder, tears in his eyes
 - 
                                            919.
                                            > "Are you the shota?"
 - 
                                            920.
                                            > Wait, you know that from the niponography Luna sends you
 - 
                                            921.
                                            > Anon smiles back, eyes shimmering with pride
 - 
                                            922.
                                            > "I am."
 - 
                                            923.
                                            > Mr. Aggot crushes his son in a hug
 - 
                                            924.
                                            > "I am so, so proud of you, son."
 - 
                                            925.
                                            > "Thanks, Dad, it's everything you said it would be."
 - 
                                            926.
                                            > Are they talking about straight shota?
 - 
                                            927.
                                            > You think you are probably better off not knowing
 - 
                                            928.
                                            > Abruptly, Anon Sr. pulls back
 - 
                                            929.
                                            > "Well, I better let you two lovebirds have your weekend. I'll just stay with one of the ladies from the office."
 - 
                                            930.
                                            > You watch the man leave, not sure what to think, let alone say
 - 
                                            931.
                                            > Anon turns to you
 - 
                                            932.
                                            > "Yeah, dad's pretty great. By the way, I like the sweater, looks good on you."
 - 
                                            933.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            934.
                                            "Thanks."
 - 
                                            935.
                                            > Then he grabs your ass
 - 
                                            936.
                                            > Two can play at that game
 - 
                                            937.
                                            
 - 
                                            938.
                                            > Be Mr. Aggot
 - 
                                            939.
                                            > As great as it was to act like a huge slut in this crazy world where men are the fairer gender, that changed when you had your son
 - 
                                            940.
                                            > You actually had to get a stable job and get responsible
 - 
                                            941.
                                            > It was a long road, and goodness knows being a guy made a lot of things easier, but it still fills you with pride to see how well your son has grown up
 - 
                                            942.
                                            > You had been worried about him during high school, he never seemed to show an interest in any of the girls he knew
 - 
                                            943.
                                            > You had thought he, you know, had shit taste
 - 
                                            944.
                                            > But no, he was actually a patrician, bagging a stunning milf after months of seduction
 - 
                                            945.
                                            > You may have to step up your game
 - 
                                            946.
                                            > ...
 - 
                                            947.
                                            > Maybe she has a sister?
 
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