Anomalous - Twilight Oneshot - Instructions

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Author: Anomalous

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Pastebin URL: Nn1S3pJv.html

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Date: Apr 1st, 2013

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>"Rise and shine sleepy head," Twilight said opening the blinds in your room letting in the warm sunlight enter your dark room

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>You pull the cover over your face hoping that the purple unicorn will ignore you.

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>"C'mon Anon, the day is starting and you don't want to be tardy on your first day of work!"

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"Shut up and let me sleep."

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>"No!" she said, using her magic to pull the covers away from you.

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>The cold air washes over you and the blinding light returns.

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>You pull the pillow from under your head and cover your face with it.

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Please, just give me 5 more minutes. I have a fucking headache.

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>"Well, you wouldn't have had a headache if you slept early."

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>She walks towards your bed, her hoofsteps sounding like banging drums against your ears.

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Twilight, please.

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>"No."

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>She proceeds to use her legs to try and push you off the bed.

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>It might have been able to succeed if she was a real sized horse, but it felt like marshmallows to you.

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Fine, fine! I'm up.

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>You prop yourself up and look around your room, or more accurately, Twilight's basement.

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>In it lies your bed, a desk and chair, a bag with your clothes and a few machines she doesn't use anymore.

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>Back on earth, you would have complained but you were penniless here.

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>So she took you in, in exchange for her doing random experiments on you.

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What day is it?

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>Yawning and rubbing your eyes, trying to remove the sleepiness away from your body.

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>"Monday, and you're already 1 minute and 23 seconds late on your first day."

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>Groaning, you pull yourself out of bed and walk towards the bathroom.

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>"Where are you going?! Are you trying to run out on another job?!" she said while using her magic on your shirt, preventing you from moving forwards.

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Bathroom, piss, and I need a shower.

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>"Oh, o-okay," she said letting you go.

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>You could have sworn you saw her face turn a shade of pink.

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Wanna watch me? You know, just in case I run?

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>She looks down, her face red with embarrassment.

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Just joking Twi, just give me a few minutes.

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>"Well, hurry up! You’re already late!"

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>You wave her off and close the door behind you.

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What the fuck?!

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>You wrap yourself in your towel as you see Twilight waiting in your room.

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Fucking hell, have you been waiting here the whole time?

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>"Well yeah, I needed to make sure you didn't run away."

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Where are my clothes?

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>"Oh, they're right there, today, you'll be wearing the clothes I picked out for you. Not your old, dirty rags."

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Oh, are we married now?

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>Another blush emerges from Twilight.

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>"Oh hush you. I just need you to be presentable while you work."

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Ugh, fine!

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>You examine the clothes you're going to wear and they're not half bad.

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>A simple, clean white shirt and jeans.

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>It's definitely a step up from the clothes you previously wear, a muddy and torn shirt and pants you don't even know the color of now.

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>You look at Twilight, expecting her to give you some privacy.

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>She does not budge.

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Are you going to help me or what?

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>"Wha-what?"

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So you're just going to stare? You know I charge for that.

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>"Oh! So-sorry!" she said getting up from her spot and walking towards the door.

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>Still holding the towel securely, you dash in front of her and close the door before she can leave.

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You know, we can have some fun.

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>"I don't know what you mean," she said her eyes fixed to the floor, not daring to look at yours.

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C'mon Twi, you're an adult. I'm an adult.

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>"You don't act like it."

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>You ignore her and continue, lightly chuckling.

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And we're in a room, with a bed. Alone. And you know, I bet I can convince my boss to let me take a day off.

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>"No she won't. Not on your first day."

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>You gently cup her chin in your palm and force her to look at you.

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>You slowly bring your mouth close to her ears, your lips gently caressing her.

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Are you sure, Ms. Sparkle, you don't want to give me a day off?

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>She's shaking now.

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>You have always loved teasing her, and you know where all her sensitive spots are.

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>"Ye-yes...I mean no. You can't have a day off."

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>You gently nibble at her ear a couple of more seconds until you stand up.

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Alright, I guess I'll just work today instead of having fun.

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>Twilight collapses on the ground from the sudden loss of contact.

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>You love to do this to her, bring her close and whenever she refuses, you comply.

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>Trying to not make a sound, she stands up and exits the room.

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>You know where she's going and you leave her to it.

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Wait, Twi.

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>"Ye-yes?"

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Thanks for giving me a job. And a place to stay.

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>"No-no problem Anon."

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>She closes the door and you hear a rush of footsteps dash to her room, slamming the door.

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>You are Anonymous.

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>And you're dating Twilight Sparkle, the bookworm, the nerd.

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>You haven't gotten pass kissing yet and that doesn't bother you, you like to take things slow.

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>But it still doesn't stop you from teasing the cute little mare from time to time.

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Hey, where were you, you missed the first hour of work.

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>You laugh inside, you know what she was doing, but you still love to see her blush.

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>"I was getting ready for work. It's your fault since I had to wait for you to finish."

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Hehe, sorry Twi.

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>"And please, call me Ms. Sp-Sparkle while we're working," she said as she nonchalantly takes out a few books from the shelves and puts them back again.

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>But you can tell she's blushing.

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Sure thing, Ms. Sparkle.

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>Your job is to check out the books while Twilight helps the ponies find the exact book they're looking for.

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>It's boring work, but at least you're not freeloading off her anymore.

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>Today is a quiet day, hardly anyone came in so you just sat around, bored out of your mind.

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>Occasionally you would stare at her while she’s not looking and sometimes she would stare at you when you're not looking.

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>The day ends and you're closing up the library when Twilight speaks to you.

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>"Congratulations Anon, you managed to not get fired for one whole day. A new record."

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Oh shut up. You damn well know that I hate working.

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>"So why did you ask me for a job?"

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>You look at her thinking on what you should say.

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Well, you've been nice to me and I wanted to repay the favor?

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>"Is that a question or an answer?"

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Both?

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>She laughs at that, "It was mice working with you."

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Same here.

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>You pull her in for a kiss and she blushes again.

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>Honestly, this mare is so innocent.

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>You pick her up on your arms and you both sit down at her couch.

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>She lies down on top of you as you gently stroke her mane.

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>"Anon, I've been reading a book."

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Nerd.

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>She ignores you and continues, "And it says that males are supposed to umm..."

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Supposed to what?

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>"Ne-nevermind. It's a stupid book."

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Really, a stupid book? You never said that about any book before.

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>"Well, it is."

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Why'd you read it then?

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>"Because, I thought it could..you know."

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I honestly don't know.

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>She stays silent, letting the seconds trickle by.

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Tell me.

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>"I was looking at why you would umm...never...me...us...in bed."

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>You didn't hear the whole sentence, but you heard enough to find out what she wanted.

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Oh. Oh!

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>She stands up away from your chest and you see her blushing again.

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And what did you learn?

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>"Th-that if males are in the m-mood, they would..." she said, trailing off.

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>You remain silent; you don't exactly know what to say.

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>"And it's been bothering me why you would never...with me."

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>You can clearly hear the distress in her voice.

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>You can tell this has been on her mind for quite some time now.

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>"Is there something wrong with me?" she said raising her voice, "Am I - Am I not good enough?"

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>She turns around and looks at you, you can see her eyes are red and poofy, telltale signs that she's about to cry.

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Hey, hey. There's nothing wrong with you.

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>"Then why?!"

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>You pull her close to a hug.

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What if we do it here and now?

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>You can feel her stiffen as you said those words.

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>"Ye-yes."

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>You push her down and you move on top of her.

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>You can tell she's nervous about the whole thing.

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>You kiss her, she kisses you back.

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>Her hooves wrapped around your neck like a vice, you can tell she's forcing herself.

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>Slowly, you move your hands from her neck, down to her stomach.

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>Lower and lower.

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>Stopping just above the place where she needed you most.

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>You break the kiss and look at her.

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>She's crying, nervous, scared so you remove your hand and place it on her face.

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>You wipe away her tears and you press your foreheads together.

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Sorry Twi, not tonight.

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>"But why?!"

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Look at you, you're forcing yourself. You talk about your books as if they're instructions or something. But you don't know how I feel about all this.

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>You're angry now, raising your voice, thankfully Spike isn’t here.

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Look, Twilight, I don't want to force myself on you. How would it make me feel if I acted like the other males in that book, without caring about what my partner wants?

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>She opens her eyes, finally understanding.

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It's supposed to be the ultimate act of love. And I'm not going to do it until you're ready. Got it?

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>She nods, crying again.

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And I only tease you because...I like it seeing you blush, plus, I kinda like it when you're aggressive. Maybe one day you'll tie me up and have your way with me, not that I would mind.

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>She lets out a tiny laugh.

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And I love you.

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>"Me-me too," she forces herself to say between her sobs.

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FIN

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>You wake up with your hands and feet tied to the bed post.

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>Your eyes are covered with a black cloth, and your mouth with a gag.

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>You try to scream but only incoherent mumbling comes out.

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>You feel a hoof on your chest, and for the first time, you feel that you’re naked.

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>Magic pulls off your blindfold and gag.

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>Panic starts to set in.

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>A shadow moves closer to you, and upon closer investigation, you can see Twilight’s silhouette.

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Oh thank god, Twi, help me.

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>Stepping into the light, you can see she’s wearing latex. A lot of latex.

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>"Call me Ms. Sparkle."