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                                            1.
                                            > Be Anon, lover of dicks and tits
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                                            2.
                                            > You may have found the perfect...woman? Man? Organism?
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                                            3.
                                            > Aria's bulge calls to you like a siren song
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                                            4.
                                            > You crash upon the rocks of her anger
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                                            5.
                                            > "For the last time, I don't have a dick! I just keep a roll of quarters in my pocket for when I want to punch someone. Like right now!"
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                                            6.
                                            > It's cool, you know when to back off
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                                            7.
                                            > You leave the laundromat
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                                            8.
                                            > "Hey."
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                                            9.
                                            > You turn around
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                                            10.
                                            > It's the cheese poof, you'd recognize that hair anywhere
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                                            11.
                                            > Specifically, the library, some of the security cameras at your job, and near your trash bin
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                                            12.
                                            "What's up, poof?"
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                                            13.
                                            > She adjusts her small laundry basket under her arm
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                                            14.
                                            > "You want to go out sometime? Have some coffee?"
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                                            15.
                                            > Eh, you're not feeling it
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                                            16.
                                            "Sorry, babe. If you don't got a dick, I ain't interested."
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                                            17.
                                            > You turn to leave
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                                            18.
                                            > "Wait, I can have a dick!"
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                                            19.
                                            > What
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                                            20.
                                            > You turn around to find her stuffing some socks into her underwear
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                                            21.
                                            > You just stare
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                                            22.
                                            > She adjusts her "package" into the rough shape of a ballsack
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                                            23.
                                            > Poof gives you a desperate grin
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                                            24.
                                            > "See? Now I have a dick!"
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                                            25.
                                            > Okay, that's a little cute
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                                            26.
                                            > You walk up to her
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                                            27.
                                            "Let me check."
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                                            28.
                                            > You can see the worry in her eyes, but she keeps grinning
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                                            29.
                                            > You reach low and grab the crotch of her pants, squishing the socks between your fingers
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                                            30.
                                            > She presses her pelvis into your hand, her breathing coming a little faster
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                                            31.
                                            "This is pretty soft, for a dick getting a handjob."
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                                            32.
                                            > She makes a wordless whine, still humping your hand
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                                            33.
                                            > Damn
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                                            34.
                                            "Come on, let's go to my place."
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                                            35.
                                            > "Really? I mean, of course. My dick knows the way."
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                                            36.
                                            > She takes a few steps, then pauses
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                                            37.
                                            "Your dick is a pile of socks."
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                                            38.
                                            > Orangy turns to you, pouting
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                                            39.
                                            > "It's your pile of socks. I-if you want it."
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                                            40.
                                            > You roll your eyes and take the lead
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                                            41.
                                            > She happily follows behind
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                                            42.
                                            "So what is your name?"
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                                            43.
                                            > "You don't kn- um. It's Adagio. Adagio Dazzling."
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                                            44.
                                            "That sounds like a stripper name."
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                                            45.
                                            > She draws up close behind you and whispers
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                                            46.
                                            > "It can be if you want it to be."
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                                            47.
                                            > Damn, this girl is thirsty
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                                            48.
                                            > You make it to your door without much incident
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                                            49.
                                            > You kick off your shoes and turn to Adagio
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                                            50.
                                            > She's looking around the room like she's never seen a neat bachelor pad
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                                            51.
                                            > "You -live- here." She breathes
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                                            52.
                                            "Like you don't know that, little miss stalker."
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                                            53.
                                            > She blushes
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                                            54.
                                            > "It's just... different, actually being inside."
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                                            55.
                                            "Speaking of which, get over here."
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                                            56.
                                            > She drops her basket and skips over
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                                            57.
                                            > Poof can't meet your eyes
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                                            58.
                                            > That's fine, you aren't in it for the eyes
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                                            59.
                                            > You grab her crotch full of socks again, and she moans a little
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                                            60.
                                            "That's right, open your mouth for me."
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                                            61.
                                            > She obediently opens her mouth, her eyes closed in anticipation
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                                            62.
                                            > You lean in and seal her mouth with yours
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                                            63.
                                            > Your tongues wrestle and writhe, and she moans again
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                                            64.
                                            > With your free hand, you grab her breast through her shirt
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                                            65.
                                            > Adagio leans into your touch, humming with pleasure
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                                            66.
                                            > You break off the kiss, and she stares up at you with wondering eyes
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                                            67.
                                            > "This...is real."
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                                            68.
                                            > You start to unbutton her shorts
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                                            69.
                                            "That's right. Now take off your clothes."
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                                            70.
                                            > The poof happily complies, her jacket falling away, soon followed by her top and bra
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                                            71.
                                            > Meanwhile, you get her down to her purple panties stuffed full of socks
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                                            72.
                                            > A few fall out, no longer constrained by her shorts
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                                            73.
                                            > She makes a move to take off her panties, but you stop her
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                                            74.
                                            "We wouldn't want your dick to come off, now would we?"
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                                            75.
                                            > "R-right."
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                                            76.
                                            "Now bend over the table there, I have to prepare something."
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                                            77.
                                            > You shed clothes quickly on your way to the pantry
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                                            78.
                                            > You pull out a bottle of olive oil and return to your stalker
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                                            79.
                                            > She gives you a questioning look over her shoulder, shifting her weight from one leg to the other
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                                            80.
                                            "Trust me. Just look straight ahead."
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                                            81.
                                            > "Okay."
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                                            82.
                                            > You scoop up her tights and scrunch them up below your uncovered manhood
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                                            83.
                                            > Opening the bottle, you pour oil onto your dick, using the stockings to catch the drips
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                                            84.
                                            > Prepared thusly, you pull aside Adagio's panties, revealing her wet slit and puckered rear entrance
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                                            85.
                                            > You press the tip of your oiled up cock to her anus and she gasps
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                                            86.
                                            "Why so surprised? If you have a dick, I can only fuck you in the ass."
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                                            87.
                                            > "R-right. Please, ah, please f-fuck me in the a-"
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                                            88.
                                            > You press a little further in, her backdoor spasming around the tip of your manhood
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                                            89.
                                            "Relax, just let it happen, you dickgirl."
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                                            90.
                                            > You rub her thighs, gently thrusting against her anus
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                                            91.
                                            > Adagio's breathing evens out, becoming deep, long breathes
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                                            92.
                                            > You reach over her hip and grasp the socks still stuck in her panties
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                                            93.
                                            > It's... not nearly as erotic as you thought it would be
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                                            94.
                                            > You pause in your efforts to plunder Adagio's booty
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                                            95.
                                            "I have to say, this sock thing isn't really doing it for me anymore."
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                                            96.
                                            > "No!"
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                                            97.
                                            > She thrusts herself onto your shaft, her tight passage bringing waves of pleasure
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                                            98.
                                            "Fuck!"
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                                            99.
                                            > Poof wiggles her ass, and starts digging the socks out
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                                            100.
                                            "What do you think you're doing?"
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                                            101.
                                            > She stuffs her hand into her vagina, twitching at the stimulation
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                                            102.
                                            > "P-pretend my wrist is a c-cock."
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                                            103.
                                            > Worth a shot
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                                            104.
                                            > You grab her slender wrist and slide your hand up her forearm
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                                            105.
                                            > A few more pumps, and yeah, you like it
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                                            106.
                                            "Good idea, Poof."
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                                            107.
                                            > "Adagio!"
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                                            108.
                                            "Adagio."
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                                            109.
                                            > You start pumping your dick in and out of her ass, giving her arm a reach around to the same pace
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                                            110.
                                            > One hand is not enough for her to keep herself up
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                                            111.
                                            > With each thrust, her breasts drag against the kitchen table, and her cheek bunches up where her face rests
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                                            112.
                                            > You think you could get to like her glazed expression and the little whimpering noises she makes
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                                            113.
                                            > You give her ass a firm slap
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                                            114.
                                            > She gasps, ass tightening around your member
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                                            115.
                                            > You hear liquid splash onto the floor
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                                            116.
                                            "You like that?"
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                                            117.
                                            > "Mmhmm!"
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                                            118.
                                            "Good."
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                                            119.
                                            > Smack
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                                            120.
                                            > She shivers in delight
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                                            121.
                                            > You keep thrusting into her asshole, spanking her as you hilt
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                                            122.
                                            "You're pretty gay, for someone with a dick."
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                                            123.
                                            > Poof moans
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                                            124.
                                            > Thrust in
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                                            125.
                                            "Getting fucked in the ass."
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                                            126.
                                            > Pull back
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                                            127.
                                            "Getting a hand job from the guy fucking you in the ass."
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                                            128.
                                            > Hilt
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                                            129.
                                            > You take your free hand and collect some of the juices from her pussy
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                                            130.
                                            "I bet you'd eat your own cum."
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                                            131.
                                            > You bring your soaked fingers to her lips and she sucks them off greedily
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                                            132.
                                            > Hot damn
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                                            133.
                                            > You pull your fingers away and give her ass a firm strike
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                                            134.
                                            > Adagio shudders
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                                            135.
                                            > You're getting pretty close yourself
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                                            136.
                                            > You slide your dick back and forth slowly
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                                            137.
                                            "You know what I'm going to have you do when we're done here?"
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                                            138.
                                            > She looks at you blankly, and swallows
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                                            139.
                                            > "What?"
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                                            140.
                                            > You lean in close
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                                            141.
                                            "I'm going to make you put your hair in your own puddle of cum."
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                                            142.
                                            > Her eyes go wide, her anus tightening in dread
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                                            143.
                                            > That's enough to send you over the edge, pouring your seed deep inside her
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                                            144.
                                            > Your hips keep twitching, pulses of cum painting her insides
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                                            145.
                                            > Meanwhile, she's still frozen in shock
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                                            146.
                                            > As the last waves of orgasm leave your system, you pull out of her ass and give it a fond pat
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                                            147.
                                            > Adagio hesitantly removes her now pruney hand from her snatch
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                                            148.
                                            > "Do I really have to..."
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                                            149.
                                            > She looks upset
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                                            150.
                                            > Fuck
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                                            151.
                                            "No, I was just messing with you. Come on, let's take a shower."
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                                            152.
                                            > As you walk together, she taps you on the shoulder
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                                            153.
                                            > "So, was I a good dickgirl?"
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                                            154.
                                            > To be honest?
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                                            155.
                                            > You give her butt a swat
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                                            156.
                                            "You were great."
 
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