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                                            1.
                                            > You can't take it anymore.
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                                            2.
                                            > You nail your tie to the ceiling and jump off your chair.
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                                            3.
                                            > It's longer than you thought, but you suffocate, no regrets.
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                                            4.
                                            
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                                            5.
                                            > You wake up in an attic somewhere, and wonder who thought that was a good place for an insufficiently dead body.
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                                            6.
                                            > You get to your hooves and don't freak out because you have bigger fish to fry; ie yourself.
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                                            7.
                                            > You check to see if you still have your neck tie for round two.
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                                            8.
                                            > The good news is that you do. The bad news is that it is stuck; can't loosen or tighten.
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                                            9.
                                            > You try to walk down the stairs, and immediately tumble down what feels like an eternity of stairs, but which is probably only one flight, a tight corner, then another flight.
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                                            10.
                                            > You had been hoping that the stairs would finish the job, but you only feel bruised.
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                                            11.
                                            > Someone gasps, and you get the feeling there may be a surprise party in your future.
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                                            12.
                                            > You get to your hooves and see you are behind the counter in Sugarcube Corner.
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                                            13.
                                            > Everyone is standing still, some in mid bite, and one pony is just sitting there, coffee pouring into his mouth, then dribbling down his chin.
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                                            14.
                                            > Only Pinkie Pie is moving, and she is having a hard time getting around a clump of ponies at the counter.
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                                            15.
                                            > You make eye contact with Mrs. Cake, and her face relaxes. She says,
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                                            16.
                                            "You shouldn't have worn that tie."
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                                            17.
                                            > That's weird.
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                                            18.
                                            "I'm not sure the tie was the problem. It held out for longer than I did."
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                                            19.
                                            > Mrs. Cake takes one unnaturally jerky step towards you.
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                                            20.
                                            "That tie was a gift."
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                                            21.
                                            > You start to suspect that you are not talking to Mrs. Cake.
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                                            22.
                                            > Pinkie Pie heaves you over the counter, and you slide into the legs of someone.
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                                            23.
                                            > She tosses you onto her back and starts bouncing out of the shop.
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                                            24.
                                            > Out of the corner of your eye, you see Mrs. Cake return to her former position.
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                                            25.
                                            > The streets of Ponyville are just as unnaturally still, and you have the presence of mind not to look anyone in the eye.
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                                            26.
                                            > At the town limits, Pinkie Pie sets you down and shakes her mane.
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                                            27.
                                            > Space curls around both of you, and you find yourself in a white, padded room with an airlock.
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                                            28.
                                            > You spend the next few days in mildly unpleasant isolation.
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                                            29.
                                            > Food and water teleport in, waste products teleport out.
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                                            30.
                                            > On the fourth day, a voice tells you to leave.
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                                            31.
                                            > The airlock opens, and you exit.
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                                            32.
                                            > The halls are bare concrete with white, shining gems set into the walls and ceiling.
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                                            33.
                                            > There is only one other airlock, and you go through.
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                                            34.
                                            > It is a nearly identical room to the last one, except for a small plexiglass window in the wall.
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                                            35.
                                            > The airlock closes behind you.
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                                            36.
                                            > You step a little closer to see on the other side of the window, there is a nervous looking pony with a short cropped mane and a tag on his ear that reads,
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                                            37.
                                            "D55847"
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                                            38.
                                            > He is frozen like the ponies in Ponyville.
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                                            39.
                                            > You look away, highly nervous yourself.
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                                            40.
                                            > You hear a voice telling you to look at the other pony.
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                                            41.
                                            > You shake your head.
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                                            42.
                                            > The voice tells you that you can go to the other cell if you do.
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                                            43.
                                            > Reluctantly, you look into the eyes of the frozen pony.
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                                            44.
                                            > His face relaxes.
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                                            45.
                                            "You shouldn't have worn that tie."
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                                            46.
                                            > You shakily answer,
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                                            47.
                                            "Believe me, I know."
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                                            48.
                                            > The pony continues, only slightly muffled by the window.
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                                            49.
                                            "That tie was a gift."
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                                            50.
                                            > You back away, keeping your eyes on the pony. He continues.
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                                            51.
                                            "That tie was for me."
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                                            52.
                                            > The pony lifts his hooves up and places them on the window.
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                                            53.
                                            "I was supposed to live forever."
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                                            54.
                                            > You look away, thoroughly spooked.
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                                            55.
                                            > Out of the corner of your eye, you see the pony get back down, and resume his nervous expression.
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                                            56.
                                            > You turn to the airlock, and wait.
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                                            57.
                                            > The voice asks if you would please look one more time.
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                                            58.
                                            > You shake your head.
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                                            59.
                                            > Forty five minutes later the airlock opens, and you return to what you now think of as your room.
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                                            60.
                                            > You curl up in a corner and try not to dream.
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                                            61.
                                            
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                                            62.
                                            
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                                            63.
                                            -The End.
 
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