Dazzlings on the 4th of July

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>Ah 4th of July.

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>You remember it fondly back on real earth.

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>Hot dogs

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>Burgers

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>Aunt Questionable choking on Uncle Unspecified's hot dog that you accidentally walked in on.

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>Scarred for life.

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>Good times.

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>But you're in a different place.

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>Be Anon on horse-human earth.

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>First few days were a mind fuck.

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>You got your own place now though.

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>A backyard and all that shit.

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>Dadnon would be proud.

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>You were supposed to learn why the people here celebrate the 4th of their July for a different reason than you did.

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>You didn't give enough of a shit to care though really.

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>As long as you can still eat burgers and blow up fireworks you were fine with whatever they celebrated.

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>Today the weather was nice and warm, no cloud to be seen.

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>You got a grill ready for delicious meat.

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>...

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>Burgers and hotdogs you mean.

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>A creaking sound from your wooden fence door opening brought you back to earth and found three girls just walking in like they owned the place.

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"Hey there Dazzles."

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>Adagio, Sonata, and Aria.

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>Three girls you found to be the same situation as yourself when you got here.

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>No money or job.

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>They were, and still are, major pain in the asses.

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>But you've learned to love it.

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>They've all got bags in their hands.

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>Adagio with food along with Sonata and Aria holding fireworks.

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>A lot of them.

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>Thisgonbegood

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>Adagio was the first to greet you with the regular kiss to the cheek,

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>She really loves to tease.

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>"Hey there Anon. Sorry we took a bit so long, these two dimwits took a long time picking out some fireworks."

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"No problem, I'm just getting the grill up now anyways so you made perfect time."

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>"Yesss! Burgers!", Sonata jumped with joy and watered at the mouth at the thought of that meat she's going to shove down her mouth.

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>You got some patties ready on the grill and took out a couple of hotdogs from a pack the Dazzlings brought to kick this b-b-q up.

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>Adagio and Sonata started out the night with a few small sparklers while sitting on your bench waiting for the burgers.

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>Mid flip with your mad spatula skills you felt a tug on your shirt.

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>You turned to find Aria with her hand on your shirt letting out a small embarrassed cough in her hand.

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>God that's cute.

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"What can I do ya Aria?"

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>"H-hey Anon, when do you think we can get to the BIG fireworks?"

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>Oh boy, you knew this was coming.

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>"How about we get out some food before we get out the big guns, eh?"

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>She looked at the ground in contemplation before nodding in agreement.

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>Yeah sure right now she was compliant.

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>But once you got out ALL the fireworks.

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>This place was going to be a battlefield.

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>You'd like to at least have a full stomach before she destroys the place.

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>Aria had learned to control herself over the years thank god.

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>Sometime passed and the food was getting close to done.

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>Aria and Sonata blasting off someone shot explosions into the sky.

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>Adagio sort of just sitting on the bench texting.

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>This brings back memories.

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>...You miss Dadnon's burgers.

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>But you'll be damned if you don't live up to his legacy.

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>YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST GOD DAMN BURGERS TODAY.

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>A voice over the fence brought you out of your daze, "Hey, Anon! Those burgers smell great!"

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>You don't even have to look to know who that is.

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>Motherfucking Timberwood.

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>Asshole always tries to get some food without contributing.

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>"Mind if I join in? I don't really have much going on myself today. Never was one for fireworks."

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>Fucking commie

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"Sorry Man, there's barely enough for us and Sonata's black hole of a stomach.

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>A loud "Hey" came from the depths of the fireworks, but you ignored it.

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"Maybe next time man."

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>"Well I don't have to eat, I'd like to try and hook up with one of the hotties you always hang around."

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>Not only did he mooch, he was the biggest creep.

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>Even the Dazzlings found him uncomfortable to be around.

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"Look, man, I just got this stuff together for me and the girls for a quiet night. Well, as quiet as it can be with fireworks."

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>He sighed and nodded in defeat as he slinked back inside his house.

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>Finally.

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>Oh hey and the food is lookin good.

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"Food is done!"

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>Three loud cheers came from the girls as you all sat down and finally started digging into the freedom burgers.

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>Also includes chips

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>You're glad you had a big grill to cook up a lot of stuff on.

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>God knows how much would have been left for you and the other two when Sonata was done eating.

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>With enough stuff in your stomachs, the main event was up next.

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>THE BIGGER EXPLOSIONS.

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"Alright Aria, IT'S TIME."

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>The purple menace let out a squee before searching through her box and pulling out a bunch of very large fireworks.

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>Fireworks that look like they'd be VERY LOUD.

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>As You let Aria off to do her own business, you walked toward the patch of grass in your backyard where Adagio and Sonata set up a few fireworks.

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"Hey girls, those look nice."

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>A very rapid bobbing in agreement came from Sonata as she lit a decently looking sized firework that let out five consecutive shots into the sky.

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>As Sonata and Aria were entranced with their fireworks a voice whispered from around the corner of your home.

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>"Psst, Anon you free at the moment?", You look over to see Adagio looking over from the side like she's trying to be stealthy.

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>A single tear came from your eye.

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"I'm always free."

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>You walk over and quietly as possible, getting tossed into the wall by Adagio when you got close enough.

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>Her lips pressing roughly against your own.

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>It wasn't long before you got your tongues into the action, a soft moan coming from Adagio.

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>You kept this going until a breath of air was needed.

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"Couldn't wait til later?"

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>"Shut up, I've been waiting all day for this holiday fuck."

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>You gave back a small chuckle before placing a quick peck on her lips and slowly moving the kisses down to her neck.

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>Adagio tried to keep her moans in check so the others wouldn't hear.

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>Which just made it more fun for you to keep pushing her.

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>Your continued your assault on her neck as one of your hands found its way on to one of her breast and the other on her thigh.

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>She let out a grumble knowing where you were getting at.

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>Carressing one of two big lumps on her chest and slowly sliding your other hand on her body got a better reaction from the poofy girl.

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>Moans a little louder than the previous ones left her mouth as she tried to bite on her finger to stop herself.

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>As you started to slide a hand down into the honey pot, a loud cough caught you both by surprise.

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>Looking over to the sound had you both looking at an Angry looking Sonata and an annoyed Aria.

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>Sonata huffed, "You guys just couldn't wait could you?"

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>Adagio shrugged in response with a smirk, "What? you guys were gonna get your turns later anyways."

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>Aria rolled her eyes before going back to the yard and continue her plan.

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>Sonata meanwhile just glared at you both before Adagio sighed in defeat.

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>"Alright fine."She gave you one last peck on the cheek before going back with Sonata.

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>All you could do was look down at the rager you were sporting.

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>You got god damn blue balled.

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>Returning back to where the fireworks were at, you saw the huge pile-up Aria had.

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>You and the other girls just looked at it in awe.

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"Jesus, this pile is bigger than last year."

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>Aria proudly nodded and gave the last firework she had a kiss before setting it up and walking to the front yard.

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>You all decided to follow her, seeing a long line of very long fuses.

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>When you all stopped in the front of your house the twin tail destroyer put on goggles and took out a match.

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>Ruhrohraggy

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"Ya know I'm having second thoughts about th-"

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>"TOO LATE"

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>And Aria was right.

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>The fuse was lit.

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>The spark went by and soon got to the backyard.

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>Only then did you remember.

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>You didn't bring in the grill.

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>FUCK

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>And as if on cue, the sky was filled with many explosions and sounds.

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>You had something almost like this once on regular earth.

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>Grandpa undisclosed almost died from the flashbacks.

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>If the skies could talk

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>They'd say really bad things about Aria.

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>You could even see a bunch of other people coming out of their yards to check out the explosions.

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>lots of "oohs" and "aahs"

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>Well so far so good.

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>And then it wasn't.

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>A bigger explosion than the others came went into the sky, but it looked like something had gone wrong with it.

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"Uh, Aria?"

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>"Yeah I see it. This is gonna be good."

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>And with those ominous words, the remaining thing that came from the final firework came crashing down into a house.

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>Timber Spruce'ss home to be exact.

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>Luckily he was outside as well.

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>You and the others kind of just looked with wide eyes as Timber screamed and ran to his home to try and stop the fires.

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>After whistles back into your backyard, as well as fist bumping Aria, you all took the remaining time to clean up Aria's destruction.

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>Aria was still laughing hysterically as she got rid of the last bit.

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>"Man, that was awesome."

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"Hell yeah it was."

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"Best god damn fourth of July I've had."

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>Deciding to call it a day, you put up the grill and walked to the door to your house before an arm stopped you.

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>That arm belonging to Adagio, Sonata, and Aria behind her with lust in their eyes.

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>"Not so fast Anon, we still have time left in the day."

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>Aria started to undo her shirt, a bit of her bra poking out."Those explosions made me pretty god damn hot, ya gonna help me with that?"

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>"Yeah, Time to light those bedroom fireworks!", Sonata ended with her cheesy seductive jokes.

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>Excalibur has been AWAKENED.

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>In the last bit of July 4th wind, you heard a faint voice.

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>"I'm proud of you son. Get that butt."