[RGRE?] Smiley Limey

By AnalPlugAnon
Created: 2020-12-25 20:44:53
Expiry: Never

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>Mares shake their heads as they silently watch as a fuming Limestone leads Anon back home
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>Limestone's left eye is twitching (daring anypony to gaze into it) and her snarl would make a manticore think twice before trying to eat her
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>Her herdmates - her own sisters, but that isn't TOO odd for earth ponies - walk behind her and Anon at a more sedate pace, clearly hesitating to follow her
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>Their ears are flopped down and their heads are lowered
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>They cast anxious glances at Limestone, but quickly avert their eyes back down to the ground as they walk, dragging their hooves
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>That poor, poor Anon
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>The mares can tell that Anon's going to fall down some stairs and into a door knob as soon as he gets home.
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>They can only hope that his other herdmates will be able to control Limestone and keep things from getting too out of hoof.
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>Meanwhile, back at the Anon house, things are a flurry of activity
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>Pinkie, Maud, and Marble Pie all bolt like startled herd animals as soon as the front door closes
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>One runs into the kitchen (to hide under the sink like she usually does)
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>The other two run upstairs (one will hide under their large bed, and the other will find the laundry basket and jump inside, covering themselves with Anon's dirty clothes)
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>Limestone collapses and lets out a long-suffering groan.
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>"Those bucking mares..."
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>Anon picks her up and hugs her boneless frame close to him, humming sympathetically
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>He sits down on the floor and leans back against the wall, allowing his alpha mare to sprawl out against his chest and stretch her limbs out
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>"I'm going to bucking kill them someday, Anon..." she murmurs, nuzzling his cheek
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>Anon scratches Limestone behind the ears and feels a shiver run through her body.
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>"M-Maybe later, though..."
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>Limestone rests her muzzle against the crook of his neck, and all is well.
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>His herdmates will come out of hiding in time for dinner, and Limestone will soon be back to her usual cheery self.
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Dramatic reading: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AxDaQJMRDC
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Thank you, based CaptainAnonymous <3