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[RGRE] (short) Anon foal-sits two bat-ponies

By AnalPlugAnon
Created: 2020-12-25 21:09:27
Expiry: Never

anon slice of life safe /rgre/oc bat ponies

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>YAAAWWWWWWNNNNN....
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>You are Anon, and you're tired as balls.
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>If balls could get tired and were capable of feeling wide-awake, you'd.... you'd be the tired ones.
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>God, you're too tired to be clever.
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>Because it is 9 AM, and you haven't slept all night.
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>And you know why?
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"...and that's when the mango turned to ASH in her hooves!"
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>It's because you're foal-sitting Ponyville's newest (and only) family of bat-ponies, and those adorable fuckers are nocturnal.
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>The two foals, an older sister and a younger brother, exchange a nervous glance.
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>The younger colt nuzzles into his older sister's side, shaking in the safety of his little pyjamas.
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>Her big sister is only a year and a half older than he is, but she takes her duties as his older sibling seriously; she wraps a leathery wing around his back and pulls him against her, even though she's just as scared as he is.
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>The room is just about pitch-dark thanks to the sun-blocking curtains that are in front of every window in the house, and your little oil lamp provides just enough light to read by.
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>You glance at them from over the edge of the book their mom snuck you as she and her husband were walking out the door for a night on the town.
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"And you know what the scariest part was of all?"
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>The bat-pony filly shakes her head 'no'; her brother still has his face buried in her side.
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"...it's that there's a spooky scary skeleton inside of you RIGHT NOW!"
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>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>ohfuckingshitthat'sloud
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>uggggggh
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>You watch, ears ringing, as the foals dive into the little pillow/blanket fort they constructed.
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>You'd feel bad if their mom didn't insist that they loved being scared before bedtime, and that they've heard this story a hundred times already.
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>Bat-ponies are weird.
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"Do you want to read one more story before we go to bed? We can stop if it's too scary."
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>The filly shakes her head right away.
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>"Nuh-uh, mister Nine-mouse!" she declares confidently, voice quivering, "I'm a big filly, and I ain't a'scared of nothin'!"
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>That would be a lot more convincing if she didn't look like she were about to wet herself.
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>You-
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>CLICK CLACK CLICK
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>Despite yourself, you jump; startled.
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>You've just spent the last hour reading scary stories; even though they're kid's stuff, they've still got you just a tiny bit on-edge.
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>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>whydotheykeepscreaminglikethatohmygod
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>You drop the book and cover your ears as the front door swings open, flooding the room with morning light.
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>Mom and dad bat-pony walk in, looking tired, but happy.
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>Two torpedoes rush out of the pillow/blanket fort, which collapses behind them as their limbs knock over support pillows and tug at structural blankets.
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>"DADDY DADDY"
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>The two foals dive at their father and huddle under his flared wings, while their mother sends you a knowing look.
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>You just nod and hold up the scary book, earning you a small smile.
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>>"Thank you for looking after our foals, mister Anonymous," says the mare with an accent you can't quite place, "I trust that they didn't cause too much trouble?"
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>What accent IS that?
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>You don't know why, but you feel like she should start counting and laughing when she talks like that.
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>Ugh, your brain goes weird places when you're tired.
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>Hoping to get through this 'yeah we had fun everything is cool now pay me' exchange comfortably, you sit down on one of their couches.
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>Now if only you could just rest your eyes for a moment...
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>You yawn and shake your head 'no'.
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"Naw," you yawn, jaw stretching so wide that it cracks, "They were little angels. They ate all their breakfa-er, dinner-"
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>The 6 AM meal was this was this weird combination of breakfast and dinner, and you can't figure out a name for it.
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"-without much fuss, and then we read books together under a pillow fort."
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>You point at the foals, who are still huddling under their dad's wings and jabbering at him too quickly for your tired mind to keep up with.
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"I was just about to put them to bed, actually."
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>The mom nods, and you lean back a little more firmly into the couch.
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>You had to take away almost all the cushions for the fort, but you had one left over; and you're sitting on it.
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>It's comfy. REAL comfy.
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>You hope she isn't too upset that you didn't have time to clean up the fort before they got home.
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>>"Yes, my husband was too worried about our foals, so we came home a couple hours early."
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>She rolls her eyes.
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>>"Not that he doesn't trust you, but all fathers seem to be big worry-warts."
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>You nod absently, letting your eyes remain closed for just a moment half-way through a blink.
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>God, that feels so good.
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>Maybe you can try it again the next time you open your eyes.
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>>"I remember when I was a filly. We'd come running home with scraped knees and scratched wings, and my mother would tell us to rub dirt in it aaaaaannnnndddd....
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>You nod, not really listening.
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>Her voice seems to fade out.
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>You can hear it, but it's as though it's not registering.
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>Like you've forgotten to listen to her talk.
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>God, this couch sure is comfortable...
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>...
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>You're woken up about an hour later by the father.
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>He looks much less dressed-up than he did when he came home. His mane is a bit messier, and he looks like he just came out of the shower.
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>He's got your bits in a bag held in his mouth, and a mug full of steaming coffee held in one of his hooves.
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>>>"You looked like you could use the rest."
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>You are Anon, and you feel like shit right now.
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>This is the last time you foal-sit for these bat-ponies.
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>>>"I know how inconvenient it is for you day-walkers to stay up all night, so I added in a little bonus to our agreed upon fee."
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>You weigh the bag in your hand, and it's significantly heavier than you expected.
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>...maybe this won't be the last you see of these ponies.