[RGRE] Hearts and Hooves: Thirsty Flowers

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>>35122163

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>You are Anon, and it is about 1 PM on Hearts and Hooves.

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>Basically, it's Equestria's version of Valentine's Day.

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>Pink hearts everywhere, romantic meals reserved at restaurants, and lovely-dovey couples (and groups) being sickeningly sweet in public.

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>No public place is safe from adorable ponies nuzzling each other and exchanging chaste kisses as they look furtively around as though afraid of getting caught.

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>And just like Valentine's day, there's heart-shaped boxes of candy and chocolate everywhere.

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>And also just like Valentine's day, there's a bunch of lonely individuals who don't have a date.

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>...which also includes you.

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>To be fair, you've only been here a few months and a good chunk of the town still neighs in surprise when they spot you.

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>Adorable.

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>Anyway, you decided to spend Valentine's day the same way you did back on Earth.

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>Which is to say, you're treating it like any other day.

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>...what, did you think the answer was "getting black-out drunk b/c all alone"?

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>C'mon, give yourself SOME credit.

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>You are currently wandering the streets, not having very much to do.

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>The stores are closed, except for romantic get-aways and places to eat, so it's either going for a walk or spending time inside as you wait to go to bed.

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>You're not really thinking of much, and so your feet have aimlessly end up bringing you in the direction of the Flower Sister's flower shop.

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>Just before you turn the corner, you hear a few feminine voices from up ahead.

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>"I can't believe he stood me up..."

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>Hmmm... you think that one is Roseluck.

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>>"Tell me about it, sister. I had a nice lunch reservation and everything."

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>And that's Lily - you can tell by the nervous little lilt her voice always seems to have.

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>>>"Pfft! At least you cunts managed to get dates. What, did you trick the stallions or something?"

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>Aaaaaand that leaves-

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>"Buck off, Daisy. If I wanted to listen to a mare whine, I'd go join Sparkle in her yearly 'get black-out drunk b/c all alone' party."

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>-Daisy. If it weren't for the name, it would be from that husky undertone that only she of the three seems to have.

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>Maybe you should go see what they're up to - they don't normally get afraid of you, unlike SOME ponies.

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>...which is frankly a bit strange, since they're so easily spooked compared to most ponies in Ponyville.

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>Go figure.

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>>>"You didn't answer the question, Roseluck." grouses Daisy.

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>>"Fillies, please! I know we might not be drowning in dick right now, but at least we have each other." pleads Lily, trying to raise the mood a bit.

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>>>"Lily, I overheard Colgate and Lyra talking about how half the town thinks we're all one part of an incestuous dyke-herd. Having each other isn't that grand of a thing today."

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>There's a pointed silence, and you stop walking just before you turn the corner.

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>You think this might be a bad time to interrupt, so you'll just wait for a minute or two before you go talk to them.

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>"...okay, I'm going to see if the Red Lamp district is operational this early. Who wants to join me?" asks Roseluck

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>>>"Me!"

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>>"You two are terrible! I'm going to go for a walk, and when I get back you had better still be here."

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>Welp, that's your cue; seems like they're about to go their separate ways.

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>You turn the corner, and-

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"Oof!"

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>>"Hey!"

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>You and a pink pony collide and collapse onto the ground.

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>You land on your back, and the mare lays splayed out on your chest.

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>Her weight is enough to make you feel cozy, like you're under a weighted blanket, but not so much that it's crushing.

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>Likewise, her body heat feels nice against your skin, and her plush fur reminds you of how your cat used to nap in your lap back on Earth.

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>>"Oh! Anon?"

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>Lily's eyes are wide with shock, and she wriggles around against your chest.

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>Her hooves flail in an attempt to gain purchase on the ground they cannot reach.

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>>"I'm so sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going!"

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>Well, it's partially your fault, since you waited so long to approach them to talk.

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"It's fine, Lily - neither was I. Here, let's get you up."

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>You brace yourself against the ground and sit up, depositing the mare squarely onto your lap.

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>Lily lets out a quiet "oomf!" as her rump makes contact with your folded legs, and she instinctively wraps her hooves around your torso to steady herself.

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>Likewise, you reflexively place a hand against the small of her back to keep her from falling off.

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>And here you are: sitting in the street with a plush pink pony in your p-lap.

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>Lily's staring up into your eyes with embarrassment and slight wonder, seeing as how this is the closest she's ever been to you.

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>Certainly, she's the first pony to have been sat in your lap.

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>She wriggles a bit in place, and you wait for her to scramble to her hooves.

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>Only, that never happens.

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>"Lily?!"

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>>>"Lily, is something wrong?!"

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>Lured in by the sound of their sister shouting, Roseluck and Daisy come galloping around the corner, nearly barreling into you.

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>Roseluck looks embarrassed, but curious.

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>"...Lils? What in the world are you doing in Anon's lap?"

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>Daisy, on the other hand, is glancing between you and Lily with a rather lecherous grin on her face.

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>>>"You two look comfy." she says with a wriggle of her eyebrows

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>...you mean, she's right.

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>This is actually pretty nice.

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>Lily apparently has gotten her wits back, because she's now blushing and stammering up a storm.

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>Still hasn't let go of you, though.

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>>"Oh my goodness! A-Anon, I'm so sorry for this! This is so inappropriate!"

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>She whips her head back and forth, staring at her two sisters.

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>>"I-I-I should make this up to you somehow!"

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>Silly ponies, impromptu cuddling sessions don't need apologies.

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"Seriously, don't worry about it. It was an accid-"

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>"Actually," interrupts Roseluck, a grin spreading on her face, "Lily's right. Are you doing anything today, Anon?"

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"Well, not really. Bu-"

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>"Well then, would you let us take you out to lunch?"

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>...lunch DOES sound nice.

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>"It would make us feel so much better for knocking you over and sitting in your lap."

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>Lily nods frantically, looking relieved that you aren't going to be mad at her.

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>>"Yeah! Yes, Anon, please let me apologize to you properly, m-m'lord!"

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>Oh, god, Lily's ADORABLE.

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>Daisy stalks around to your side and nuzzles your shoulder.

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>>>"Maybe lunch isn't enough, colt," she purrs, "Maybe dinner should be thrown into the mix."

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>She and Roseluck exchange a l-lewd glance.

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>>>"Maybe we'll have to get creative."

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>A grin slowly grows on your face, and you absent-mindedly begin to scratch behind Lily's ear.

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>[spoiler]She squeaks, and her back leg starts kicking.[/spoiler]

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>"Uh-huh. What sort of mare just knocks over a nice colt like Anon and doesn't at LEAST take him out for lunch to make up for it? I'd like to think our mothers raised us better than that."

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>Daisy nods.

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>>>"That's right. It's just plain disrespectful. And papa always said that we should respect stallions."

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>You know what?

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>You have nothing going on the rest of the day.

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>Maybe getting lucky on Equestrian Valentine's Day is on the menu for you.

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"That sounds great to me, you three."

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>You are Anon.

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>It is several hours later.

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>Lunch was had at the place Lily had a reservation at (conveniently, restaurants assume that ponies in relationships belong to a herd, and tables by default have 4+ chairs), and then the four of you went back to their place.

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>It... did not end the way you were expecting it to.

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>>"I got the blankets, Anon!"

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>Lily picks the blankets back up into her mouth and starts walking backwards, dragging it behind her like a dog with a too-big toy.

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>"Ah hi'got t'h 'illowsh!"

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>Roseluck gallops into the room with a big, plushy pillow in her mouth.

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>As soon as she spits it onto the ground, she bounds out of the room and grabs another one.

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>>>"Sh'acks!"

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>Daisy makes her appearance, holding a big bag of pretzels in her mouth, looking excited.

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>Within minutes, a blanket/pillow pile is set up in the middle of their living-room.

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>Going along with their insistence, you lay down in the center of the pile.

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>The lights are turned off, the curtains are shut, the horse-TV is turned on to a movie channel, and the three of them all pile on top of you.

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>Honestly?

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>Not the route you thought this evening was going to take.

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>But you're actually okay with this.

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>It's nice cuddling with ponies, and you're rapidly on the way to calling them your friends.

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>Overall, you can't complain.

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>You thought you were going to get laid, sure, but this is just as nice in its own way.

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>[spoiler]Oh god, you're going to die a horse-virgin, aren't you?[/spoiler]

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>Lily has taken your lap (or rather, your groin area), and Roseluck and Daisy are draped across your chest from your left and right side.

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>Roseluck excitedly drums her hooves against your chest, and Daisy nuzzles the side of your face.

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>"I hope you're ready for cuddle night, Anon!" chirps Roseluck happily.

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>>"This is my favourite movie!" exclaims Lily, wriggling mirthfully in your lap.

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>>>"This isn't just a snuggle fort," whispers Daisy as she nuzzles the other side of your face, "It's also gonna be a fuggle fort."

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>Daisy drags her tongue across your cheek, making you shiver.

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>>>"Get comfy on that pillow, Anon, 'cuz you're gonna be moaning our names into it by the end of the evening."

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>And then Daisy settles down to watch the film, head tucked under your chin.

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>You absent-mindedly start stroking Roseluck and Daisy's fur, and hope that Lily won't notice the way you're starting to poke her with your p-

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>>"Oh!"

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>Lily throws a surprised look at you over her shoulder.

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>>"What is... o-oh..."

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>Lily giggles headily and wriggles a bit more, a nervous smile forms on her face.

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>>"I m-mean, if you really want to, m'lord..."

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>Roseluck giggles and kisses your chin.

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>[spoiler]...then again, maybe your horse-virginity isn't as well-protected as you thought it was.[/spoiler]