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['MURICA] Tempest Shadow 4th of July

By CharlieHoers
Created: 2021-01-05 00:00:28
Expiry: Never
tempest shadow4th of july

  1. 1.
    >you are anon
  2. 2.
    >proud freedom loving American
  3. 3.
    >and you are severely lacking in freedom right now
  4. 4.
    >not literally; you have the same rights as any other sentient creature in Equestria
  5. 5.
    >but damnit it’s the 4th of july and it’s the time of year when FREEDOM INTENSIFIES
  6. 6.
    >but you have a plan
  7. 7.
    >a wonderfully awful plan
  8. 8.
    >you were around after the Storm King kicked the bucket
  9. 9.
    >turns out the whole “thou shalt not kill” thing the ponies have doesn’t apply when the villain of the week does himself in
  10. 10.
    >IN ANY CASE
  11. 11.
    >you saw what a certain Fizzlepop Berrytwist was able to do during the celebration afterward
  12. 12.
    >MAGICAL
  13. 13.
    >FUCKING
  14. 14.
    >FIREWORKS
  15. 15.
    >you had almost given up hope of ever getting your 1776 decibels of freedom again
  16. 16.
    >but now you’ve got a pony that can make fireworks on command
  17. 17.
    >did you mention that it’s fucking magic?
  18. 18.
    >”So why do you want me to do my thing Anon?”
  19. 19.
    “Because today is a very important day in ‘Muri- I mean my people’s history. Essentially today was the day we collectively told the crown to fuck off.”
  20. 20.
    >”So you want to tell Celestia and Luna you’re seceding?”
  21. 21.
    “… tempting as that is I just want to celebrate my history and give Equestria an extra helping of FREEDOM, and fireworks were the best symbolism of that.”
  22. 22.
    >”Whatever Anon. Just let me see your notes for fireworks and I’ll see what I can do.”
  23. 23.
    >you oblige her, passing your notebook
  24. 24.
    >your grin widens as her eyebrows rise
  25. 25.
    >you may be trying to turn her into Gandalf
  26. 26.
    >firework dragons are the shit yo
  27. 27.
    >”You want me to do WHAT with my magic? Anon I can’t do that kind of magic! All I can do is a simple firework effect and-“
  28. 28.
    >this won’t do
  29. 29.
    >good thing you have a backup plan
  30. 30.
    >good ol’ homegrown moonshine
  31. 31.
    >it may just be paint thinner at this point
  32. 32.
    “DAMNIT TEMPEST! IF I WANTED A COMMUNIST’S HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED THAT WHORSE GLIMMER! NOW OPEN WIDE AND GET A TASTE OF FREEDOM!”
  33. 33.
    >pouring the concoction down her throat you ignore your burning nose hairs and sing the song of your people
  34. 34.
    >https://youtu.be/URbYAaAK9OQ
  35. 35.
    >p0nies are starting to turn and stare at the two of you
  36. 36.
    >you only have eyes for the magenta war hoers succumbing to the alcohol beside you
  37. 37.
    >and by god it’s working
  38. 38.
    >her eyes are glazing over as she begins swaying to the music
  39. 39.
    >at least you think she’s swaying to the music
  40. 40.
    >no it’s definitely the music since she’s starting to smile
  41. 41.
    >”Alright Anon you wanted fireworks? I’ll show you shome fuckin fireworks!”
  42. 42.
    >she plants her feet and starts charging up her spell
  43. 43.
    >crackling with barely contained power she lets the spell go
  44. 44.
    >the night sky explodes with color
  45. 45.
    >good ol’ red white and blue
  46. 46.
    >it brings a tear to your eye to see such freedom again
  47. 47.
    >p0nies are gathering around to watch the show
  48. 48.
    >looks like even some song magic is being worked as some p0nies are joining you in singing
  49. 49.
    >wait they’re replacing “America” with “Equestria”
  50. 50.
    >ah well it’d be too much to ask them to switch loyalty to a nation that doesn’t even exist in this world
  51. 51.
    >patriotism is patriotism either way
  52. 52.
    >”Hey Anon?”
  53. 53.
    “Yea Tempest?”
  54. 54.
    >”Hold on to your ass and watch this!”
  55. 55.
    >her horn crackles even louder
  56. 56.
    >you can’t smell the moonshine over the ozone now
  57. 57.
    >with a loud screech her spell fires off higher than ever
  58. 58.
    >you swear it sounded just like a bald eagle
  59. 59.
    >the thought is blasted from your mind as the spell detonates with a thunderous boom
  60. 60.
    >what appears leaves you speechless
  61. 61.
    >a giant red white and blue eagle of Tempest’s magic appears in the sky
  62. 62.
    >it turns its head to you and gives you a single nod
  63. 63.
    >you nod back in understanding
  64. 64.
    >with a mighty flap of its wings the firework eagle soars higher into the night sky before collapsing on itself
  65. 65.
    >well that was anticlima-
  66. 66.
    >BOOM
  67. 67.
    >a series of explosions red white and blue rock the night sky
  68. 68.
    >Gandalf would be proud
  69. 69.
    >no fuck that he’d be green with envy with the display above you
  70. 70.
    >as the fireworks finally die down the surrounding p0nies cheer and holler, the spirit of patriotism fueling their fervor
  71. 71.
    >you feel something lean against your leg
  72. 72.
    >you look down and see Tempest struggling to stay awake
  73. 73.
    >”H-how was that Anon?”
  74. 74.
    >looking around you see all of Ponyville with smiles on their faces
  75. 75.
    >you realize that even in your selfish desire to relive the glory that was America you brought pride and patriotism to the small town
  76. 76.
    >you do the only thing you can do and smile at her
  77. 77.
    “It was absolutely perfect. Thank you Tempest.”
  78. 78.
    >she nods before completely falling asleep against your leg
  79. 79.
    >you just shake your head at the silly p0ny
  80. 80.
    >today was a FREEDOM kind of day

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