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                                            >A loose piece of paper tumbles across the pavement.
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                                            >For one second, it is the sole thing you focus on.
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                                            >Not the oppressively dense fog.
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                                            6.
                                            >Not the line of filthy people, yourself included, waiting for the line to move, if only just a tiny bit.
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                                            7.
                                            >Not the heavily-armed, armored police keeping watch of the crowd gathered in front of the ration depot.
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                                            8.
                                            >It's cold, being late fall, and your shabby jacket has no chance of keeping out the wind.
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                                            9.
                                            >The surgical mask over your face has no chance of keeping out the sickness, either.
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                                            10.
                                            >You try to quell a shiver, and burrow your hands a little deeper into your pockets.
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                                            11.
                                            >You take a deep breath, and attempt to keep your thoughts away from the fact that they might run out of food before you even reach the entrance.
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                                            12.
                                            >They have before.
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                                            13.
                                            >You feel a tap on your shoulder.
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                                            14.
                                            >"The line is moving ahead, keep going,"
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                                            15.
                                            >The guard to your left addresses you in an irritated tone.
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                                            16.
                                            >You don't need to see the expression behind his gas mask know that he's losing his patience.
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                                            17.
                                            >You begin to take the few steps that mark the advancement of the line.
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                                            18.
                                            >Then things start to go fuzzy.
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                                            19.
                                            >"Hey!"
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                                            20.
                                            >"Come on, wake up!"
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                                            21.
                                            >Wait what?
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                                            22.
                                            >"Wake up, we're here!"
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                                            23.
                                            >Your eyes snap open as your dream of a time long past dissolves around you.
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                                            24.
                                            >The plagues are over, and there's enough food that everyone can get by.
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                                            25.
                                            >What more concerns you now is getting yourself a slave.
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                                            26.
                                            >"Fell asleep on the bus, now did ya?"
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                                            27.
                                            >That you did.
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                                            28.
                                            "Great. Are we at the auction house already?"
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                                            29.
                                            >You rub your eyes and step into the aisle.
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                                            30.
                                            >"Yep,"
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                                            31.
                                            >The guy sitting next to you hands you your coat, which you left on the seat.
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                                            32.
                                            >The bus door squeaks open and you exit the vehicle.
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                                            33.
                                            >You enter the local civic center where the auction is taking place.
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                                            34.
                                            >Most towns host them like this, they're a decent source of funding.
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                                            35.
                                            >With the war over, and so much of the population lost, enslavement of the ponies actually got enough support to pass through congress.
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                                            36.
                                            >With a little bit of corporate nudging, mind you.
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                                            37.
                                            >The man at the desk approves your papers, and you enter into the correct room.
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                                            38.
                                            >You eye the ponies on display.
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                                            39.
                                            >They all look kind of scared, but you have to suppress a chuckle at how terrified that yellow one looks.
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                                            40.
                                            >Blue, rainbow-hair one looks like a bitch.
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                                            41.
                                            >Mint-green unicorn? Maybe...
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                                            42.
                                            >The big red earth pony doesn't look like he'd be good for anything other than farmwork.
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                                            43.
                                            >Hmm...
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                                            44.
                                            >You take a look at the others, too, but can't seem to make up your mind.
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                                            45.
                                            >More people file in as the bidding begins.
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                                            46.
                                            >First up is some earth pony mare, fetching an alright price.
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                                            47.
                                            >You decide not to bid that time, and instead examine the ones in line to be sold.
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                                            48.
                                            >Still don't have much of an idea as to which one you want.
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                                            49.
                                            >They pull out the yellow pegasus you saw earlier.
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                                            50.
                                            >You'd bid, but she seems timid as fuck.
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                                            51.
                                            >Not the type of slave that belongs with you.
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                                            52.
                                            >"Going once... Going twice... Sold to the man in the back corner!"
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                                            53.
                                            >She's dragged away in tears.
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                                            54.
                                            >Next up is a purple unicorn.
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                                            55.
                                            >You bid twice, but stop after the price gets to be more than $1500.
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                                            56.
                                            >It's a shame, telekinesis would have been handy for the job were looking to fill.
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                                            57.
                                            >Looking back to the ponies in line, a light blue pegasus stallion with a darker mane catches your attention.
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                                            58.
                                            >Might just be who you're looking for.
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                                            59.
                                            >You're sure he's strong enough to move equipment around the boat.
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                                            60.
                                            >Doesn't look too fucking dense, either.
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                                            61.
                                            >You'll go for him.
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                                            62.
                                            >He is led up after a couple more purchases, giving a weary look into the crowd with his green eyes.
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                                            63.
                                            >You've got just about $3000 in your wallet, and you'll damn well spend it all to get the pone you want.
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                                            64.
                                            >Bids start at $500.
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                                            65.
                                            >One clueless fuck dooms himself to losing by wanting the same thing that you do.
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                                            66.
                                            >"I'll go 500!"
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                                            67.
                                            >Some other shitwad raises it to 600.
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                                            68.
                                            >The first guy retorts:
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                                            69.
                                            >"Six-fifty!"
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                                            70.
                                            >You watch as they slowly raise the bid.
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                                            71.
                                            >"Seven-eighty-five!"
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                                            72.
                                            >"Eight hundred!"
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                                            73.
                                            >"830!"
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                                            74.
                                            >You decide to butt in.
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                                            75.
                                            "One thousand!"
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                                            76.
                                            >One of the two guys gives up, probably out of money.
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                                            77.
                                            >But this other motherfucker...
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                                            78.
                                            >"Fifteen-hundred!"
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                                            79.
                                            >Oh no you don't.
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                                            80.
                                            "Seventeen-fifty!"
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                                            81.
                                            >He hesitates for a second.
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                                            82.
                                            >"$2000,"
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                                            83.
                                            >He looks desperate, $2000 must be close to all he has.
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                                            84.
                                            "Twenty-two-fifty,"
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                                            85.
                                            >"Going once..."
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                                            86.
                                            >You smirk.
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                                            87.
                                            >"Going twice..."
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                                            88.
                                            >You're getting your pony.
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                                            89.
                                            >That's right.
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                                            90.
                                            >"$2500, that's all I can offer,"
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                                            91.
                                            >Then he isn't getting the goddamn pegasus.
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                                            92.
                                            "Three thousand!"
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                                            93.
                                            >The auctioneer says his thing, this time uninterrupted.
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                                            94.
                                            >"Sold to the guy in the third row, left side, in the black coat!"
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                                            95.
                                            >Fuck yes.
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                                            96.
                                            >You walk up to the side of the room where a desk is set up.
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                                            97.
                                            >You receive his registration, miscellaneous documents you don't care about, and a shock collar.
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                                            98.
                                            >One of the guys brings the pony over while the next, the big red guy, is dragged into place.
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                                            99.
                                            >The stallion stares at the ground dejectedly as the man hands you his lead.
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                                            100.
                                            >"Good choice sir, have a nice day,"
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                                            101.
                                            >You look at the pegasus you've just purchased.
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                                            102.
                                            >Depressed-looking, but overall not bad for the price you paid.
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                                            103.
                                            >You're sure he'll be fine after a while.
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                                            104.
                                            "Thank you,"
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                                            105.
                                            >You leave the auction house, the pony only lagging slightly behind you.
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                                            106.
                                            >He must be just about as tired as you are.
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                                            107.
                                            >Stepping onto the curb, you find the bus idling a short distance away.
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                                            108.
                                            "So..."
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                                            109.
                                            >He slowly raises his head, his eyes dull.
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                                            110.
                                            >Damn, he looks sad.
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                                            111.
                                            >You forgot what you were going to say.
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                                            112.
                                            >Instead, you take a look at one of the sheets of paper the auctioneer gave you.
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                                            113.
                                            >It's a basic profile.
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                                            >Name: Soarin'
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                                            115.
                                            >At least you know his name, now.
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                                            >Former Occupation: EUP reservist/show flier
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                                            117.
                                            >Interesting...
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                                            >Capture: Trottingham, eastern Equestria, by Senegalese Army.
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                                            119.
                                            >You never really worked with them, you were on the other front.
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                                            120.
                                            >You didn't really get why they put you, partially fluent in French, on the other side of the continent, with a bunch of Brazilians.
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                                            121.
                                            >Anyway...
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                                            122.
                                            >You continue reading.
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                                            123.
                                            >Notes: Slight depression issue.
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                                            124.
                                            >Fucking seriously?
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                                            125.
                                            >*Slight* depression issue?
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                                            126.
                                            >They think they can downplay *that*?
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                                            127.
                                            >You look over at Soarin, who is staring sadly at the ground.
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                                            128.
                                            >You also realize you've been standing out in the cold for five minutes.
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                                            129.
                                            "Hey, you wanna wait on the bus? It's actually got a heater,"
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                                            130.
                                            >He glances at you with a weary expression.
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                                            131.
                                            >"I guess so,"
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                                            132.
                                            >He replies in a gravelly, apathetic voice.
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                                            133.
                                            >Yeah, put depression on your list of things you need taken care of.
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                                            134.
                                            
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                                            135.
                                            >Your squad and the Brazilians you are attached with are sitting around a bonfire, getting drunk as fuck.
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                                            136.
                                            >Suspended over the fire by a spit is the skinned, sizzling corpse of a royal guard, a unicorn mare.
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                                            137.
                                            >You don't care how immoral what you're about to do is, you haven't eaten anything other than meager, heavily processed rations for four years.
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                                            138.
                                            >Just the thought of something fresh makes you salivate.
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                                            139.
                                            >People saw meat off its body with combat knives in a fashion as orderly as 35 wasted soldiers can muster.
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                                            >You get some leg meat and stumble back to the log you were sitting on, taking a bite of the morsel.
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                                            >Tastes decent...
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                                            >The 20-odd POWs, guarded by a few sober group members, are completely mortified, some crying or retching at what they see.
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                                            143.
                                            >The leader of the Brazilian platoon removes the roasted guard's horn with his machete, and gives it to your sergeant.
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                                            >A fine souvenir from your time in the Amazon, if you do say so yourself.
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                                            145.
                                            
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                                            146.
                                            >When you open your eyes, you are no longer in the rainforest.
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                                            147.
                                            >Nope, you're in bed, at home, and you've put those times behind you.
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                                            148.
                                            >People did crazy shit during the war...
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                                            149.
                                            >You pull on some decent clothes while thinking about what to make for breakfast.
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                                            150.
                                            >Wonder what Soarin would eat?
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                                            151.
                                            >You'll just go with cereal.
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                                            152.
                                            >Hard to go wrong with that.
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                                            153.
                                            >Before you make breakfast, though, you take the tarnished royal guard helmet off your mantle and hide it.
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                                            154.
                                            >Don't need Soarin seeing that.
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                                            >You also put another picture in front of the one that shows you and your buddies dancing on the ashes of Canterlot.
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                                            >You go over to the guest room, now occupied by your pony.
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                                            157.
                                            >You locked the door last night, but in his state, you don't think he'll try anything.
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                                            158.
                                            >Still, just to be safe, you unlock it as silently as possible, stand to the side of the door, and quickly pry it open.
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                                            >He's just sitting there, casually flipping through a magazine.
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                                            160.
                                            >No, not *that* kind of magazine, Anons.
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                                            161.
                                            >You guys really do have dirty minds.
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                                            "Good morning, Soarin,"
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                                            >He looks like he's wondering how you know his name, but he rolls with it.
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                                            164.
                                            >"Uh, good morning?"
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                                            165.
                                            >Yes, he actually says it like there's a question mark at the end of the sentence.
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                                            "Feel free to make yourself at home or something. What'd you like for breakfast?"
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                                            167.
                                            >He looks at you unsurely and scratches his unkempt mane idly with a hoof.
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                                            >"Uh... Well, I guess- uh... What do you have?"
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                                            169.
                                            >What do you have?
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                                            >Hmm...
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                                            >"Let's see... Oatmeal, cereal, toast, maybe some fruit, yogurt, or bagels, if you want,"
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                                            172.
                                            >His eyes brighten up slightly at the prospect of real, good-quality food.
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                                            173.
                                            >"Toast sounds fine,"
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                                            174.
                                            >He does a bad job hiding the slight smile forming on his face.
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                                            "Alright, find something to keep yourself occupied, I'll go make breakfast,"
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                                            >"Thank you, uh..."
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                                            "Anon. My name's Anon,"
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                                            178.
                                            >"Yeah, well thanks,"
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                                            >He's genuinely happy.
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                                            180.
                                            >You walk into your small kitchen.
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                                            181.
                                            >It is time for master chef Anon to shine.
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                                            182.
                                            >There's a loaf of bread in that drawer... Or so you thought.
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                                            183.
                                            >You spend a solid minute searching for the goddamned bread, finally finding it behind the microwave.
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                                            184.
                                            >How the fuck it got there, you haven't the slightest clue.
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                                            185.
                                            >With your culinary prowess, you burn the toast like it's Ponyville after the firebombings, then manage to completely mangle it while trying to scrape off the burnt parts.
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                                            >Comme un artiste.
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                                            187.
                                            >While putting it on a plate, you realize you forgot to ask Soarin what he wanted on his toast.
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                                            188.
                                            >Ah, fuck it. You're too lazy to ask, so you just go with butter.
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                                            189.
                                            >Who doesn't like butter on toast?
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                                            190.
                                            >You find Soarin in the living room.
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                                            191.
                                            >He doesn't notice you, he's just kind of standing around, looking at the photos on the far wall.
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                                            >There are a few ones with family that he glances at, but what catches his attention is one of you in a dress uniform, walking off the ramp of a C-130.
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                                            193.
                                            >You still remember that day, finally returning home was nice.
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                                            >He turns back to look at you.
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                                            "Well, I've got breakfast. Go ahead, take a seat,"
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                                            >"Alright,"
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                                            >Good to distract him from that subject, you're sure he has bad memories of the war.
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                                            198.
                                            >You can talk to him about those later.
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                                            >Soarin complies and plops himself down in an armchair.
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                                            >You hand him the plate, and he wastes no time digging in.
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                                            201.
                                            >Shit, was this pony starved or something?
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                                            202.
                                            >Yep, probably.
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                                            203.
                                            >He finishes the first piece, and attacks the second one with zeal.
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                                            204.
                                            >When he's done, he still looks hungry.
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                                            "Yeesh, want something more? I've got more food,"
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                                            206.
                                            >He looks up at you, eyes wide.
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                                            >"I can have more food?"
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                                            208.
                                            >Yep, those slavers sure do a shit job of feeding their ponies.
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                                            209.
                                            >You nod.
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                                            "Yeah. Want more toast, or something else?"
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                                            211.
                                            >He takes a second, absorbing what he's hearing.
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                                            >"M-more toast... Would be nice,"
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                                            213.
                                            >The way he's tearing up about the prospect of getting a third piece of toast reminds you of when you first were drafted into the army:
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                                            >After almost dying of starvation, your mind was fucking blown when you realized the military had enough MREs to provide *two* meals a day, not just one.
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                                            >Shit, you felt guilty for being a damn glutton because of those two measly packs of shit-tier food you received daily.
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                                            >Same thing is happening with Soarin here.
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                                            >He looks like everything he's ever known was blown away just because you said he could have a second serving.
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                                            >Tears well in his eyes as he embraces you with his forehooves.
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                                            >"Thank you, Anon. Thank you,"
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                                            220.
                                            >Even though the pegasus is weak with starvation, his hug still forces air out of you.
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                                            221.
                                            >You have some understanding of where he's coming from, but you still can't help but pity him.
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                                            222.
                                            >Those papers said he was, what? 19 years old?
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                                            223.
                                            >You were only a bit older than that when you were drafted, but, I mean, you did win the war (and get a decent therapist afterwards).
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                                            >And even though awful shit happened, you were the one doing it, not having it happen to you.
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                                            225.
                                            >Soarin here has seen his entire adult life ruined by a conflict he probably never knew would start.
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                                            226.
                                            >Sucks for him.
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                                            >Either way, you should probably go make more food, Soarin wanted some and you haven't eaten yet.
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                                            228.
                                            >And this whole hug thing is getting awkward, fast.
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                                            "Okay, Soarin, uh, I get this 'undying gratitude' stuff, but if you want more food, I kinda have to go make it,"
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                                            230.
                                            >He lets go finally, a sheepish grin on his face.
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                                            231.
                                            >"Y-yeah, sorry..."
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                                            232.
                                            >He sucks at hiding the flush on his cheeks.
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                                            233.
                                            >You laugh it off and enter the kitchen.
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                                            >This time, the toast isn't half as badly butchered, and you make some for yourself, too.
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                                            235.
                                            >You head back into the living room with two heaping plates of toast.
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                                            236.
                                            >Courtesy of Master Chef Anon.
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                                            237.
                                            >You both begin to eat your food.
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                                            238.
                                            >Neither of you talk, consumed by eating.
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                                            239.
                                            >You look up at the photo on the wall, chastising yourself for not hiding it.
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                                            240.
                                            >You don't care if he finds out you were in the army.
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                                            241.
                                            >So many people served, it's only natural that there was a chance you fought in the war.
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                                            242.
                                            >What you really cared about was little filly that was in your backpack at the time.
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                                            243.
                                            >You wanted to make sure he'd never hear about her.
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                                            245.
                                            >You are private first class Anon Y. Mous.
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                                            246.
                                            >And you've found what was making the noises.
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                                            247.
                                            >A small white filly, sprawled on the ground, a shattered horn poking through her pink-and-purple hair.
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                                            248.
                                            >Where one of her back legs should be, there is only a ragged, gory stump that ends before the first joint.
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                                            249.
                                            >Blood and ash are spattered all over her coat.
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                                            250.
                                            >In between sobs, she cries, with labored breaths, for help.
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                                            251.
                                            >She looks up to you, her tear-moistened green eyes desperate, almost pleading.
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                                            252.
                                            >"P-please... It hurts, h-help,"
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                                            253.
                                            >She begs in a voice laden with pain.
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                                            254.
                                            >"I-it hurts s-so much,"
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                                            255.
                                            >Does she care that you're the enemy?
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                                            >"P-please,"
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                                            257.
                                            >Of course not, she's a scared, hurt child who just wants comfort.
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                                            258.
                                            >A corporal from your squad, who is going by, nudges you on the shoulder.
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                                            259.
                                            >"She's yours, 'Mous, get it done and get moving,"
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                                            260.
                                            >You sigh.
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                                            261.
                                            "Yes, sir,"
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                                            >Two conflicted, staccato words.
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                                            263.
                                            >He runs off to catch the rest of the group.
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                                            264.
                                            >You know very well what a "She's yours" means.
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                                            265.
                                            >You ask for forgiveness.
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                                            266.
                                            >You remove your pistol from the holster on your vest.
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                                            267.
                                            >And pause.
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                                            268.
                                            >Distant screams can be heard over the thunder of artillery and the pops of rifle fire.
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                                            269.
                                            >The burning buildings can be seen, even through the thick cloud of smoke forming over the village.
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                                            >And at your feet lies a terrified, broken filly, now fervently begging for her life at the sight of your weapon.
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                                            271.
                                            >What a night.
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                                            >You line up the sights on her head.
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                                            >At least you'll make it quick.
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                                            >You switch off the safety.
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                                            >She's only a child...
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                                            >The child of an enemy.
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                                            >You move your finger to the trigger...
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                                            >The hoof shaking your back brings you back to awareness.
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                                            >You're breathing raggedly, cold sweat stinging your skin.
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                                            >Your eyes begin to refocus, bringing the living room back into view.
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                                            282.
                                            >Fuck...
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                                            283.
                                            >Reminiscing a little too vividly on the old war days, now were you?
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                                            284.
                                            >You look down to your right, where you're pretty sure Soarin must be.
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                                            285.
                                            >The concerned look wipes off his face as he shrinks back from your gaze.
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                                            286.
                                            >Does he really think you're enough of a dick to hit a pony because they were concerned about you?
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                                            287.
                                            >Are you?
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                                            288.
                                            >Dick enough to mess with the poor guy, that's for sure.
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                                            "DID I ASK YOU TO CHECK ON ME?!"
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                                            290.
                                            >You yell with unnecessary volume.
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                                            291.
                                            >Soarin looks fucking mortified. He quickly tries to stutter out a response:
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                                            292.
                                            >"Uh, well, n-no... B-but you w-weren't responding, I wanted to-"
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                                            293.
                                            "BUT DID I ASK?! HUH?!"
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                                            >He's looking like he's regretting his life choices at this point.
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                                            295.
                                            >He shrinks away even further, clenching his eyes shut.
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                                            296.
                                            >"Please! I j-just wanted to help!"
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                                            297.
                                            >Too far, Anon, too far.
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                                            298.
                                            >The joke is over.
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                                            299.
                                            "Shit, man, calm down! I was just fuckin' with you!"
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                                            300.
                                            >Soarin whimpers from the corner he's backed into.
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                                            301.
                                            >"Huh?"
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                                            302.
                                            >You sigh.
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                                            303.
                                            "It was supposed to be a joke,"
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                                            304.
                                            >He looks up at you and visibly calms down.
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                                            305.
                                            >"A joke?"
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                                            >Mmhm.
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                                            "Yeah. I will say I was glad to see you were actually concerned for my wellbeing,"
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                                            >The look of confusion still evident on his face, he responds.
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                                            309.
                                            >"Uh, thanks,"
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                                            310.
                                            >While you were spaced out, he could have easily left you there, broken a window, and made a run for it.
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                                            311.
                                            >Hell, he could have even killed you.
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                                            312.
                                            >But he didn't.
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                                            313.
                                            >This pony is actually starting to gain your respect.
 
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