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[copied from https://pastebin.com/05XmyLdD ]
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[original writer _LEAF_ ]
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>Day 9 in Equestria.
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>The Griffins are long gone.
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>After they were driven out by the Changlings, four Ursa Major came and opened a can of whoop ass.
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>They're gone now too.
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>You come out from your underground hideout.
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>Living off scraps and filth has drained you.
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>Your clothes are mere rags now.
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>And your ass is still burning.
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>The whole town looks like it's been nuked.
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>It's absolutely silent save for the wind and creaking wood.
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"Must. Find. Food..."
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>When you get to where Sugar Cube Corner used to be, you find a packaged cookie.
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"Gift of the gods!"
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>Before you can grab it, it's snatched away.
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"Spike!"
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>The little dragon stuffs the cookie in his mouth and looks at you, "hey, you're that rapetoy thing. There's no more jewels left, I... I think Diamond Dogs have been on the edges of town. I'm so hungry..."
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>You look around.
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"It'll be alright little guy. Is there anyone else alive?"
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>He zones out, "no... No more ponies. There's. No. More. PONIES!"
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>He rips the spike off the end of his tail.
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>It glows red with a magical symbol.
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>Before your eyes, Spike turns into a twenty foot tall monstrosity, throbbing with muscles.
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>He laughs with a deep voice, "finally! With all the ponies and Griffins gone, I can reveal my true form: The Draconic God Tiamat!"
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>You back away.
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"So, are we gonna um, get those Diamond Dogs?"
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>He grabs you and slams you to the ground.
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>"Welcome to the New Hell Kingdom motherfucker, I'm going in dry!"
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