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                                            My Anon (My Maria)
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                                            >Be on vacation in Apploosa.
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                                            >Taking in the sights,
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                                            >Indulging in good country cooking,
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                                            >Hitting up the casino over on the Buffalo Reservation,
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                                            >All-in-all a good week so far.
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                                            >You even bought yourself a black stetson and one of those giant belt buckles.
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                                            >Visiting a historic mission, from the first Apples to settle the area.
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                                            >Suddenly the doors close behind you, leaving you alone in the candlelight.
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                                            >A purple portal opens and a familiar yellow pegasus steps into the room.
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                                            >She's got a guitar, and is strumming along.
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                                            >You back up to the door, but find it locked.
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                                            >Panicking, you hear her begin to sing.
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                                            >My Anon,
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                                            >don't you know we've come a long, long way?
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                                            >I been longin' to see ya,
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                                            >When you're around you take my breath away.
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                                            >Sweet Anon,
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                                            >You'll surely fall for my disguise.
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                                            >I'm a lonely dreamer with my eyes fixed on my prize
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
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                                            >My Anon,
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                                            >Mine was a cold and lonely bed.
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                                            >Just my thoughts about you turn my face flushed 'n' red.
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                                            >Crazy human, you're so stong when you take hold of me
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                                            >You drive me crazy wond'rin how my life could be.
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                                            >You are the one who sets my- LOINS ON FIRE!
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                                            >You treat me so rough, Anon- TAKE ME TODAY!
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOooo-o-o-on!
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                                            >AnoooOOOOOOOOOoon I love you!
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                                            >You stare at each other in the silence and candlelight
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                                            >"Um, Anon?"
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                                            >"Is 90's Country your fetish?"
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                                            >That night you carry fluttershy deep into the backcountry.
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                                            >The sun-kissed rocks of the mesas keep the two of you warm as you make love with only the coyotes and the moon as witness.
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                                            >Today was a Brooks and Dunn kind of day.
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                                            Applesong (Edelweiss)
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                                            >Slowly the aged stallion climbs the familiar path.
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                                            >How many times in his youth had he scaled this mountain?
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                                            >When the family had settled Ponyville, he had remained only a few years.
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                                            >It was the Apple Family way, after all, to spread across the land.
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                                            >He had finally settled here, in what was then wilderness, and had named the mountain himself.
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                                            >Land had been tilled and planted, Buffalo warded away or bought off.
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                                            >And eventually the family began to prosper, and a real town came to be.
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                                            >All because of one stubborn Apple, a seed in rocky soil.
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                                            >But that was so very long ago.
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                                            >He had left most of his things at his last nights camp, bringing only what he felt necessary.
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                                            >His usual clothes
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                                            >His walking stick
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                                            >His favorite hat
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                                            >And a photo album
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                                            >As he reached the gentle crest of the summit, he sat down.
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                                            >The sun would soon set, he wouldn't make it down.
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                                            >But that was how he planned it.
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                                            >He laid out the photo album before him, and the memories came flooding back to him.
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                                            >Seeing a picture of his family and their wagon, and old melody floated on the wind.
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                                            >How did it go? Its been so long..
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                                            >Staring out over his orchards far below, the words came to him.
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                                            >After a pause, he softly lifted his voice to the mountains.
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                                            (To the tune of "Edelweiss")
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                                            Apple Tree, Apple Tree,
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                                            Every morning you greet me.
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                                            Tall and strong, won't be long
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                                            'til you no longer need me.
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                                            Fruit bearing bough, may you bloom and grow;
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                                            Bloom and grow forever!
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                                            Apple Tree, Apple Tree,
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                                            Bless my Family forever!
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                                            Apple Tree, Apple Tree,
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                                            Today, you no longer need me.
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                                            Leaving home, find your own
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                                            Someday you shall succeed me.
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                                            Fruit bearing bough, may you bloom and grow
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                                            Bloom and grow forever!
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                                            Apple Tree, Apple Tree
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                                            Bless my Family forever!
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                                            >His father had taught him that song, and his sister too.
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                                            >He wanted them to spread their roots across Equestria.
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                                            >So that no Apple would ever be alone.
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                                            >But now was a time for solitude.
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                                            >He had long ago penned his own final verse.
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                                            Apple Tree, Apple Tree
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                                            I hope you never forget me.
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                                            Spread and grow, row by row,
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                                            Be kind, when you recollect me.
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                                            Fruit bearing bough, may you bloom and grow,
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                                            Bloom and grow forever!
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                                            Apple Tree, Apple Tree,
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                                            Bless my Family forever!
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                                            >He laid down in the Alpine grass, a smile on his face.
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                                            >A voice called to him, as the world slowed.
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                                            "Granddad!" Braeburn called, rushing towards him.
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                                            >As his grandson took his hoof, he looked up and smiled.
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                                            "An Apple is never alone!" he whispered, and closed his eyes for the last time.
 
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