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                                            1.
                                            >You unsheathe your katana and bring the blade in front of your face
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                                            2.
                                            "Let's dance!"
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                                            3.
                                            >Your radiant cerise eyes glare at Undercut Glimmer over the razor-sharp edge of the katana
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                                            4.
                                            >Oh man, you probably look SO COOL right now!
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                                            5.
                                            >You half-crouch with your legs spread apart, slowly circling around Undercut Glimmer
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                                            6.
                                            >"Hmph! It's so cute how you brought your little toy knife to a street fight..."
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                                            7.
                                            >She swings the baseball bat from her back to front with practiced ease
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                                            8.
                                            >"But do you know how to use it?!"
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                                            9.
                                            >Undercut Glimmer screams and lunges forward
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                                            10.
                                            >You are totally ready for it
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                                            11.
                                            >You raise your katana with the blade pointing down, easily parrying the swing
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                                            12.
                                            >The katana's blade shivers as the impact sends the baseball bat sliding down the sharp edge
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                                            13.
                                            >You counterattack, twisting the blade around and making a quick cut
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                                            14.
                                            >Undercut Glimmer parries it with her baseball bat
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                                            15.
                                            >You smirk
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                                            16.
                                            "My shock katana should've cut through that like butter. You're tougher than you look"
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                                            17.
                                            >"Chi flows through everything around us," Undercut Glimmer intones. "I merely redirect it to where I want!"
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                                            18.
                                            >You swing your blade around, striking several more times in split second
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                                            19.
                                            >One of them plunges into Undercut Glimmer's thigh, making her wince in pain
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                                            20.
                                            "Yeah well, I hope your chi-chi can keep up!"
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                                            21.
                                            >"What the hell does that even mean?" Pinkie mutters, shooting her akimbo pistols at a very acrobatic Trixie sleeve who's also sporting an undercut
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                                            22.
                                            >"We do not know," Luna says, shocking a Flash Sentry sleeve and knocking him backward, also with an undercut
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                                            23.
                                            >You make a series of X-shaped slashes at Undercut Glimmer, shredding her clothes
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                                            24.
                                            >You see a hint of her underwear, a matching panty-and-bra set pattered with tiny equal signs
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                                            25.
                                            "Aw cute!"
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                                            26.
                                            >"Shut up!" Undercut Glimmer grits her teeth
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                                            27.
                                            >Her baseball bat glows purple as she pours a *ton* of chi into it
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                                            28.
                                            >When she finally swings, you raise your katana to parry it
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                                            29.
                                            >But something's off
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                                            30.
                                            >The bat is vibrating slightly
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                                            31.
                                            >When it contacts your blade, it bounces off and swings around to your gut unnaturally
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                                            32.
                                            >You see stars as the bat strikes soft flesh and knocks you on your ass (-1)
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                                            33.
                                            >"True Strike!" Undercut Glimmer yells triumphantly. "Any weapon imbued with enough chi will always strike blood like magnets are attracted to iron!"
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                                            34.
                                            "You talk too much," you groan
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                                            35.
                                            >You see another Trixie sleeve, this one with a big shotgun, racking a shell and firing at you
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                                            36.
                                            >Her angle is poor and Undercut Glimmer has to duck out of the way to avoid getting hit
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                                            37.
                                            >"Trixie!" She screams. "What did I tell you about firing that thing without looking??"
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                                            38.
                                            >"Sorry," Trixie shouts, who also sports an undercut
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                                            39.
                                            >What is this? A gang of undercut lesbians?
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                                            40.
                                            >You hear Pinkie's joints clack as she cartwheels and fires off her pistol at a Timber Spruce sleeve, striking him in the chest
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                                            41.
                                            >"No! Timber!"
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                                            42.
                                            >You see a Twilight sleeve, also with an undercut, running in and dragging Timber to cover
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                                            43.
                                            >"Don't disappear on me, you bastard," she says, driving an epi-pen into his chest. "We're supposed to fuck tonight!"
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                                            44.
                                            >"H-heh," Timber coughs up blood. "See you around, bastards, it looks like I'm finally out of this shithole..."
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                                            45.
                                            
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                                            46.
                                            
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                                            47.
                                            >What now?
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                                            48.
                                            
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                                            50.
                                            
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                                            51.
                                            Gear:
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                                            52.
                                            Custom Shock Katana (primary)
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                                            53.
                                            M1 Spec Ops Wakizashi
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                                            54.
                                            TX-9 Compact Rifle (BAT: 100%)
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                                            55.
                                            Location garter
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                                            56.
                                            
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                                            57.
                                            Items:
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                                            58.
                                            Glim-Pad (Access to church's database)
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                                            59.
                                            MegaPass (free autocab rides)
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                                            60.
                                            
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                                            61.
                                            Actions:
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                                            62.
                                            >Sheathe your katana and perform an EXTREMELY COOL AND DEADLY QUICK-DRAW STRIKE on Undercut Glim! [Medium: 70%]
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                                            63.
                                            >Run to Luna and guard her while she bring down the WRATH OF GODDESSES upon these cretins! [Medium: 70%]
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                                            64.
                                            >Order some BULLETSSSSS from Pinkie! [Medium: 70%]
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                                            65.
                                            >write-in
 
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