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“Don’t get me wrong, Pinkie, Anon is a wonderful friend!”
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>”Buuuuut?”
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“But sometimes he… He’s like you! Sometimes he goes into these trances and forgets about his friends!”
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>”Then, why don’t you just fix him like you did with me, silly!”
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>You and Pinkie Pie turn the corner into your kitchen and you spot him.
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>The same stance and spot you left him.
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“That’s the thing, Pinkie. He’s not *sad*. He still knows we’re his friends. It’s like he’s here but not at the same time! I don’t know how to describe it…”
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>Both of you look at the human crouched in the corner.
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>He somehow strapped an entire table top to his arm and is huddled in a corner mumbling.
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>He also moved the fridge to be behind him in the corner.
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>You can just see his eyes through the hole he punched through the table.
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>Actually that’s a very big hole. You can see his entire panicked face through it.
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>This time his phrase isn’t one you recognize.
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>”I am /not/ a pussy if I use riot shield. I am /not/ a pussy if I use riot shield. I am /not/ a…”
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>Poor Anon is breathing the same way you used to before a big test only he’s much more intensely staring at nothing in particular and having serious cold sweats.
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>It pains you to see a friend in such pain, but what options did you have?
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>Nurse Redheart didn’t know where to begin and all of your trials and tests have failed!
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>The only step left was writing Celestia herself.
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>You sure hope Pinkie can snap him out of it.
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>Speaking of, Pinkie Pie has since approached Anon and was peering over his “shield”.
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>You are currently holding your ground against an onslaught of gunfire.
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>You’re also Private Anon, in the 1st Battalion of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
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>”Hiyaaa ‘Nonners, what’cha doin’?”
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>Finally a friendly face!
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>You don’t know how General Shepherd-Pie found you, why she’s here or whatever happened to that guy she picked for her special taskforce but you’re glad she’s here!
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“General, I’m protecting codename Raptor. He’s safe in the fridge while we’re waiting for extraction.”
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>You can hear the heavy mechanical groaning and thumping of a BTR outside.
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>This wasn’t looking good.
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>Maybe that’s why General Shepherd-Pie was here. Maybe the situation was more dire than you thought.
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>Maybe the sound outside just now wasn’t Rainbow Dash rushing home but Russian jets making passes over your building.
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>Allowing the General past she quickly opens the fridge door and lets out a shrill gasp.
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>It causes you to turn. Did he not survive his wounds? Was the mission a failure?
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>Before your heart can sink the General keeps it afloat when she says,
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>”Gummy! There you are! You are in BIIIIG trouble, mister! Anon doesn’t know you’re banned from raiding Twilights fridge!”
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>You let out a sigh of deep relief. Raptor was clearly okay as the General held him out towards you.
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>”Anon, I need you to escort Gummy back to Sugar Cube Corner. And don’t let him in the fridge!”
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>You nod and accept Raptor.
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“Let’s get out of here before those fast-ones make another pass!”
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>Sprinting to the door you can see Sgt. Twily standing there dumbfounded.
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>How she was a sergeant before you you’ll never understand.
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>You and Corporal Spike do EVERYTHING around here!
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>You were currently standing dumbfounded.
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>Somehow PINKIE had conversation with ANON in the middle of his fit!
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>You facehoof.
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>WHY did you expect anything else to happen?
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>WHY did Gummy eat EVERYTHING in the fridge?
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>Pinkie is about to hop past in her usual manner before she stops just next to you.
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>”He’s not like me, Twilight. He’s like Dashie! Instead of learning differently he just sees differently!”
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>She hops off after Anon and you can hear the door slam behind her.
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>You can’t help but giggle at the realization.
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>Maybe Pinkie was onto something.
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