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                                            Original thread :https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/5315365/
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                                            original author is Anon.
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                                            [Lyra]
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                                            7.
                                            
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                                            > Not gay
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                                            > Not even slightly
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                                            10.
                                            > Live with Bon Bon anyway
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                                            11.
                                            > Know she's gay
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                                            > Know she's waiting for soemthing to happen
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                                            > Know she's giving it time
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                                            > Giving ME time
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                                            > I drag it out
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                                            > I just like living with her, being taken care of financially
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                                            17.
                                            > If we weren't living like a couple, I'd have to get a real job
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                                            > She pays the bills while I pursue my musical career
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                                            > It's... not working out
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                                            20.
                                            > I even play along with the gay thing
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                                            21.
                                            > Give her cuddles, naughty looks, let "sexy" moments happen
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                                            22.
                                            > Keep her thinking something is *this close* to happening
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                                            23.
                                            > It never will
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                                            > Feel terrible
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                                            > Just scared she'll leave me and have to provide for myself or move back in with parents
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                                            > Fuck my life
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                                            [Big Mac]
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                                            > Work on farm
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                                            > Get scholership to University
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                                            > Complete degree in civil engineering
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                                            36.
                                            > No jobs in Canterlot
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                                            > No jobs anywhere without connections
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                                            > Come home to Ponyville
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                                            > Family supportive
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                                            40.
                                            > Their "you tried your best" pats onthe back sting
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                                            > No jobs in Ponyville
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                                            > Small town industry/economy
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                                            43.
                                            > People rely on "magic".
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                                            > End up doing the same farm work I did as a kid
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                                            > Get hurt
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                                            > have to share duties with "dumb but good-hearted" little sister
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                                            > No one to talk to
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                                            > Can feel all my skills/knowledge fading away
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                                            49.
                                            > Am *this* close to just accepting my fate
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                                            50.
                                            > I'm staying here
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                                            51.
                                            > On the farm
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                                            > eeyup
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                                            56.
                                            >no mom
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                                            >no dad
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                                            >mom died giving birth to Applejack
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                                            59.
                                            >dad hung himself that night
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                                            60.
                                            >my girlfriend told everyone in town I was a philly fooler before electrocuting herself
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                                            61.
                                            >all the mares think I'm creepy
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                                            62.
                                            >always wanted a kid of my own
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                                            >Applejack came home one night drunk and passed out in the kitchen
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                                            >I did the deed and got her pregnant
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                                            >she doesn't remember the night
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                                            >thinks it was some town colt but can't figure out who
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                                            67.
                                            >I only wanted a child of my own to love and take care of
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                                            3:
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                                            >Just turned 18
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                                            >Took the scholarship test in secret at town hall while running errands
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                                            >Pa found the letter in the mail anyway
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                                            >He was real upset, for a whole bunch of reasons
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                                            >Needed the help on the farm, needed another stallion around
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                                            >Didn't want me going to Canterlot, hanging out with prissy unicorn colts
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                                            77.
                                            >Didn't think figurin' was anything but mare's work
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                                            78.
                                            >What made him the maddest though, was the letter saying l was accepted
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                                            >We got into a huge row
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                                            >I'll never forget what l said when l left
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                                            >"I hate you, Pa."
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                                            >I meant it too, even if it made little Applejack cry, not that l wanted to hurt her
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                                            83.
                                            >So, l left
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                                            >Walked to Manehatten, took the train to Canterlot
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                                            85.
                                            >They did dorm me up with a unicorn, just like Pa would have hated
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                                            86.
                                            >Tall, strong, snow white, electric blue mane
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                                            87.
                                            >Watching him do magic, changing the world with just his mind, it was amazing
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                                            >Then we'd pull out our books and he'd be flabbergasted at my calculus warmups
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                                            89.
                                            >He was Captain of the hornball team, and he even condoned to playing hoofball with me and a few of the pegasus kids too
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                                            90.
                                            >I'll admit, tackled him every chance l got
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                                            >Hurt pretty bad when l saw that pretty pink princess leap into his arms
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                                            >I'll admit though, she was good enough for him
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                                            93.
                                            >What hurt a whole world worse though, was when l got the letter about the accident
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                                            >I dropped everything, didn't even pack, just galloped to the station fast as l could
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                                            >They were already in the ground by the time l got back
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                                            >Didn't even get to see them one last time, never got to apologize
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                                            >It was a lot of hard work from then on
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                                            >Lots of bucking, had to squeeze the budget to death to get everyone through the first few winters
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                                            >Granny always talked up my 'fancy mathematics', at least it had always made her proud
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                                            >Never finished my degree
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                                            >Never had the chance
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                                            >I was so happy when l got my cutie mark, the very first time mom showed me the farm budget and l organized her ledger better than she had it
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                                            >I thought it meant l could go far
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                                            >But the Apple never falls far
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                                            >Parents good, hardworking farm ponies
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                                            >Worked too hard. Worked into their grave to care for us.
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                                            >I swore on their deathbeds to see no one else would suffer this again
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                                            >I work day and night, just like my family. I work so no one else will have to work so hard again.
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                                            >Sisters don't understand me
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                                            >My grandmother doesn't understand me
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                                            >But I have learned to bend steel
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                                            >I have learned to make metal move
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                                            >I have made constructs that withstood all the hell ponies go through
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                                            >And with their hooves of iron, there's not a task we couldn't do
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                                            >They've waited so long for this day
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                                            >Someone to take the death away
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                                            >No son would ever have to say:
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                                            >"My father worked into his grave"
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                                            [Berry Punch]
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                                            >I hate alcohol
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                                            >I really hate alcohol
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                                            >I used to drink it as a filly to make my classmates think i was cool
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                                            >I drank it in finishing school because it was expected
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                                            >I didn't have even a single friend who did want to drink or have me drink
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                                            >I don't know how to have fun without alcohol
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                                            >I don't feel like I'm myself when I'm sober.
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                                            >I can't pay my student debts and am three months behind on rent.
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                                            >But I always can afford the punch.
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                                            >So come on over, it's Wednesday night, and have some punch with me.
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                                            >I hear I'm much more interesting when I'm drunk.
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                                            >Because it doesn't hurt anymore.
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                                            [Rainbow Dash]
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                                            >Be in the closet
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                                            >Have to constantly attended high fundamental religious school
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                                            >Get made fun of constantly
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                                            >Suppress homosexuality from therein
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                                            >Find a nice bunch of girls
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                                            >None of them are gay
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                                            >Get the shy one to say I was really cool in school
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                                            >Get so close to wanting to get her on the bed...so damn close
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                                            >She calls the police for sexual harrassment, I beg her to drop charges
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                                            >She does...surprisingly
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                                            >Cry because of lack of marefriends
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                                            >Never find love
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                                            >And they say love is blind..
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                                            >Dear Celestia,
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                                            >I used to be able to fly faster than an eagle and a falcon put together
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                                            >I was vice captain of the Junior Speedsters
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                                            >I even got to blow the whistle sometimes
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                                            >My name is engraved on a two hundred year old wall
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                                            >I'm the only pegasus to crack the rainboom barrier in thirty years.
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                                            >I single handedly pulled off the water funnel to Cloudsdale
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                                            >I know, I KNOW I was pulling 30 WP while my friend was only doing 5.
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                                            >After that prereq, I passed the Wonderbolts exam.
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                                            >Head of the line, first try, 2000m in 20 seconds flat.
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                                            >I was so excited
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                                            >i pulled a Rainboom all the way back to ponyville.
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                                            >But I was too cocky
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                                            >I was too happy
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                                            >I lost control
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                                            >And now Nurse Redheart changes the bag beneath my chair twice a day
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                                            >I eat pudding with Ditzy "fucking Derp" Doo every morning.
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                                            >Except she can fly, and does her retard day job like a champ
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                                            >And here I am shitting myself.
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                                            >What am I supposed to learn from this, Princess?
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                                            >Be the fastest flier in Equestria
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                                            >The fastest thing alive
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                                            >From my standpoint, everyone else is standing still
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                                            >They talk so damn slow
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                                            >They all practically live in a separate world from me
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                                            >They live in a single, beautiful, perfect moment
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                                            >Every time I try to stop to join them, the moment's gone
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                                            >All this because that lightning cloud got loose in the rainbow lab somehow
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                                            >A freak accident now defines everything about my life
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                                            >I am Dash
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                                            [Fluttershy]
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                                            >My friends and I have been in some really rough situations
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                                            >Dragons, cockatrices, changelings, you name it
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                                            >Yet somehow, we always come out
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                                            >Or rather, they always come out on top
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                                            >I've had my moments, but I know they were just flukes
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                                            >Deep down, I know I'm nothing but a coward
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                                            >I want nothing more than to see my friends safe and happy
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                                            >But one day, I know, my friends will be in trouble
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                                            >And the only pony that can save them will be me
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                                            >But the only thing getting in the way
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                                            >Is myself
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                                            >My parents were loud
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                                            >My Dad shouted every word he spoke
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                                            >And my Mom, her voice cut through the clouds and walls like a knife
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                                            >He shouted and she shrieked every day
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                                            >All night too
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                                            >I never wanted anything more than silence
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                                            >I tried to whisper to bring their volume down
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                                            >They just talked over me
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                                            >Soon I started skipping meals
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                                            >I couldn't stand to hear them argue
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                                            >I felt sick all the time
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                                            >But my mother liked how thin I was
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                                            >She thought I was cute and beautiful
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                                            >She had never said that before
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                                            >When I left Cloudsdale I never looked back
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                                            >A long time after that I met a man named "Iron Will"
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                                            >He taught me I was just like my father after all
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                                            [Applejack]
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                                            >I woke up early yesterday morning
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                                            >My hips hurt a little, and my lower back was sore.
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                                            >I hadn't even done any heavy work the day before.
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                                            >I asked Big Mac, but I already knew everything he had to say
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                                            >But sometime you just wanna hear your big brother talk
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                                            >Specially when you reckon his voice must sound a lot like what Dad's would have
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                                            >He tells me his hips started to hurt four years ago
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                                            >He never told me
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                                            >He even handled the halfa the Applebuck season while I went to the Gala last year
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                                            >Say I should switch to drafting carts for awhile and let him buck for a few weeks
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                                            >Realize he's been rotating labor my whole working life for a reason.
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                                            >I'm only 22
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                                            >I have at least fourty more years of hard work ahead of me
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                                            >They already hurt, and soon they'll be ground to dust like Granny's
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                                            >And I can't reckon if there's going to be anypony to take care of me when I'm that old.
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                                            >Mac and I work too hard as is
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                                            >We just can't afford to take care of another mouth right now, even if Applebloom starts bucking
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                                            >But I don't want her to have to start so soon, like Mac and I did
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                                            >But if I wait too long maybe I can't bear any fruit of my own
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                                            >I just don't know what to do.
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                                            > Be a farmer
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                                            > Live with a big brother and little sister
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                                            > Sister is grown up and moves out
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                                            > Brother has been seeing Cherilee for a while now
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                                            > Cherilee confronts me about the house and Sweet Apple Acres
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                                            > Tell that it's my property too
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                                            > Her arguement is that she's pregnant, the baby will be born soon and she wants to have family in the house without their aunt.
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                                            > Can't imagine me, a single mare living with them too
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                                            > Still refuse
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                                            > Brother talks to me, convinces me to move out
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                                            > Can't deny him, wishes him all the luck
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                                            > Move into town, start selling the apples he brings from Sweet Apple Acres
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                                            > Go less and less to the old farm
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                                            > Go home to empty appartment
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                                            > Sigh
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                                            >Work on farm
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                                            >Have the best family ever
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                                            >Lots of fantastic friends, too
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                                            >Go on adventures with them regularly
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                                            >Always have a blast with them
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                                            >Life is amazing
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                                            >It's not easy being such a great pone
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                                            [Rarity]
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                                            >Be young
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                                            >Be in high school
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                                            >Go to party
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                                            >See drugs...alcohol...colts...
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                                            >I never asked for this.png
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                                            >It's my friend's birthday
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                                            >have never really done this stuff before, dad being a cop and all...
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                                            >Start partying, getting dizzy
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                                            >A nice colt grabs me...says he'll help me refresh out back
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                                            >He doesn't
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                                            >He grabs me forcefully behind a bush, starts inserting himself inside of me
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                                            >I beg him to stop
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                                            >He never did
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                                            >Kept pounding until he came
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                                            >I cry as he starts beating me until I black out
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                                            >Wake up in a hospital
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                                            >Leave ASAP
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                                            >Later find out I'm pregnant
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                                            >Mom and dad won't let me get an abortion
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                                            >A few months later, a filly arrives
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                                            >A few years later, Sweetie Belle asks for me to help make a "Happy Mother's Day" card for my mom
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                                            >I cry and run away.
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                                            >Ran away from home, parents were too buys with little sister to notice
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                                            >Moved into abandoned house, lived there until I could claim it from squatter's rights.
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                                            >Start to furnish the place. Make it livable.
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                                            >Hunt up gems, sell them on the dragon black market. Barely making ends meet.
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                                            >Finally manage to purchase enough silk to make a dress for the next open fashion night.
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                                            >piece by piece, stich together my business empire.
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                                            >pay back the old owner of the house, I'm finally free from debt.
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                                            >get home, parents there.
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                                            >"lost all our money to the loan sharks. On gambling. Look after your sister. Bye!"
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                                            >allofmywat
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                                            >take her out, get her to make some friends.
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                                            >oh god, she's actually retarded.
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                                            >bring home one of my 'special friends' for 'special cuddle time'.
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                                            >she's lying on the table, rolling in her own shit
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                                            >Go up the stairs
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                                            >to the first floor
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                                            >open the door
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                                            >everybody walk the dinosaur
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                                            [Twilight Sparkle]
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                                            >Be pretty smart...or at least I tell myself
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                                            >Everything I now is from books
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                                            >Books others wrote
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                                            >I one day...reading "An Egghead's guide to Communism" have an epiphany
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                                            >I have never came up with a single thing
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                                            >Never
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                                            >Not once
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                                            >I sit back and think, of all the meaningless facts and figures I have organized
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                                            >How much of a worthless piece of shit I am
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                                            >How even Applejack, who figures out practical problems, could be considered more intelligent then me
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                                            >I am the dumbest mare in the town
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                                            >And the loneliest
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                                            >My friends may not even like me for who I am, just merely who I know
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                                            >I realize that my personality is all built on the face that I am a nerd
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                                            >More shallow then Rarity
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                                            >Dumber then Applejack
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                                            >More of a shutin then Fluttershy
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                                            >Worthless
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                                            >Completely worthless
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                                            >How many stars are in Orion's belt?
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                                            >3
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                                            >How many primary forms of magic are there?
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                                            >12
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                                            >How many primary Equestrian cities are there?
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                                            >13
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                                            >How many petals are on a Celestial Rose?
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                                            >17
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                                            >How many books are published in the "Daring Do" series?
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                                            >25, minus appendixes and artbooks
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                                            383.
                                            >How many times can a filly have her heart broken?
 - 
                                            384.
                                            >Once
 - 
                                            385.
                                            >Just once.
 - 
                                            386.
                                            
 - 
                                            387.
                                            
 - 
                                            388.
                                            3:
 - 
                                            389.
                                            >I've passed the entrance exam
 - 
                                            390.
                                            >It's the first day of school for the gifted unicorns like myself
 - 
                                            391.
                                            >I'm so nervous I can hardly eat
 - 
                                            392.
                                            >Spend so long trying to eat my oats I'm almost late
 - 
                                            393.
                                            >Run like a little retard through the streets
 - 
                                            394.
                                            >7:59
 - 
                                            395.
                                            >I slam, and I mean SLAM into the front door of the academy
 - 
                                            396.
                                            >It won't open!
 - 
                                            397.
                                            >Fuck it won't open!
 - 
                                            398.
                                            >I'm pushing and slamming this bitch for all I'm worth
 - 
                                            399.
                                            >I can't fail now
 - 
                                            400.
                                            >This is the direction of my entire life right here
 - 
                                            401.
                                            >Everyone is looking at me through the window
 - 
                                            402.
                                            >Celestia is right there
 - 
                                            403.
                                            >39 classmates are staring at me.
 - 
                                            404.
                                            >I gesture wildly to unlock the door for my.
 - 
                                            405.
                                            >Press my face up against the glass, scream about how I'm sorry I was tardy please don't expel me
 - 
                                            406.
                                            
 - 
                                            407.
                                            >Celestia gently trots over to the door
 - 
                                            408.
                                            >What grace, beauty, and generosity.
 - 
                                            409.
                                            >She gently pushes the unlatched door open, towards me.
 - 
                                            410.
                                            
 - 
                                            411.
                                            >I read a book about tying a noose that afternoon, alone in the library.
 - 
                                            412.
                                            >And that's why you're all my very first friends!
 - 
                                            413.
                                            
 - 
                                            414.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            415.
                                            
 - 
                                            416.
                                            [Pinkie]
 - 
                                            417.
                                            
 - 
                                            418.
                                            1:
 - 
                                            419.
                                            >be lonely
 - 
                                            420.
                                            >made fun of all throughout fillyschool
 - 
                                            421.
                                            >depression, no life direction
 - 
                                            422.
                                            >mareschool arrives
 - 
                                            423.
                                            >things start to get better
 - 
                                            424.
                                            >learns how to laugh at the insults
 - 
                                            425.
                                            >everyone thinks I'm the cool one
 - 
                                            426.
                                            >hides behind a mask of confidence
 - 
                                            427.
                                            >no one cares about me and assumes I can take on the world
 - 
                                            428.
                                            >I still don't have a direction for life
 - 
                                            429.
                                            >I still laugh at the insults
 - 
                                            430.
                                            >they kill me on the inside
 - 
                                            431.
                                            >I'm alone
 - 
                                            432.
                                            >so very alone behind my facade,
 - 
                                            433.
                                            >my mask, that is my prison.
 - 
                                            434.
                                            >you can't have your cake...and eat it too.
 - 
                                            435.
                                            
 - 
                                            436.
                                            
 - 
                                            437.
                                            2:
 - 
                                            438.
                                            >Why can't I be normal?
 - 
                                            439.
                                            >Pinned against a cop car, yelled at, asked questions
 - 
                                            440.
                                            >I didn't mean to touch the foal like that!
 - 
                                            441.
                                            >Well...to be honest, I kind of did...
 - 
                                            442.
                                            >I always feel like a filly....and so, I should date fillies and colts!
 - 
                                            443.
                                            >It's only natural right...
 - 
                                            444.
                                            >RIGHT!
 - 
                                            445.
                                            >My friends look at me weird, I try to make them laugh
 - 
                                            446.
                                            >They just look at me
 - 
                                            447.
                                            >I now have to wear a big metal bracelet on my right hindleg
 - 
                                            448.
                                            >I really want to go and have another party!
 - 
                                            449.
                                            >They won't let me.
 - 
                                            450.
                                            >Noone will
 - 
                                            451.
                                            
 - 
                                            452.
                                            
 - 
                                            453.
                                            3:
 - 
                                            454.
                                            >A day doesn't go by when I don't think of her
 - 
                                            455.
                                            >My best friend from high school
 - 
                                            456.
                                            >We did everything together and shared lots of laughs
 - 
                                            457.
                                            >One day, she told me a secret
 - 
                                            458.
                                            >I promised not to tell anyone
 - 
                                            459.
                                            >She told me she was attracted to mares and didn't know what to do
 - 
                                            460.
                                            >I told her everything would be OK, I would love her no matter what
 - 
                                            461.
                                            >A couple days later I was at a party with her
 - 
                                            462.
                                            >I was being myself, jumping around, being the silly clown
 - 
                                            463.
                                            >Talking a million miles an hour, not thinking
 - 
                                            464.
                                            >Accidentally blurted out that my friend likes girls
 - 
                                            465.
                                            >Practically the whole town finds out
 - 
                                            466.
                                            >She gets bullied and beat up at school
 - 
                                            467.
                                            >Her parents disown her
 - 
                                            468.
                                            >Try to make her happy but she tells me I've ruined her life
 - 
                                            469.
                                            >I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry
 - 
                                            470.
                                            >No matter what I do to help it doesn't get better
 - 
                                            471.
                                            >A couple days later I find out she hanged herself
 - 
                                            472.
                                            >I wish I could go back to change her mind but it's too late now
 - 
                                            473.
                                            >Ever since then I''ve taken secrets seriously
 - 
                                            474.
                                            >Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend
 - 
                                            475.
                                            >Forever.
 - 
                                            476.
                                            
 - 
                                            477.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            478.
                                            
 - 
                                            479.
                                            [Celestia]
 - 
                                            480.
                                            
 - 
                                            481.
                                            >I'm the reigning princess of Equestria, the shining >Sun Goddess they all know and love. They >respect me. They adore me. They literally >worship me. They love and want and need my >rule. But I'm alone. For a thousand and a >thousand years and more I've been alone.
 - 
                                            482.
                                            
 - 
                                            483.
                                            >I sent my sister to the moon for an entire >millennium. I had no other choice.
 - 
                                            484.
                                            >My subjects knew I found it regrettable, but they >didn't know the true extent of the heartbreak. I >loved her with all my heart, so all of my heart >broke while I mourned her departure.
 - 
                                            485.
                                            
 - 
                                            486.
                                            >But I had to keep on ruling. I had to keep
 - 
                                            487.
                                            >on making pretty speeches. I had to be beautiful,
 - 
                                            488.
                                            >my tone of voice just right, my posture picture >perfect, my alicorn horn and wings presented just >so to remind them that their benevolent god
 - 
                                            489.
                                            >was there and would always be perfect.
 - 
                                            490.
                                            
 - 
                                            491.
                                            >They couldn't know I was broken inside.
 - 
                                            492.
                                            
 - 
                                            493.
                                            >Far be it from me to say that Luna's exile was all >that made me lonely. My best friends through the >ages of my rule, the rare few ponies who weren't >intimidated by my stature as an alicorn, I have >known to be like transient dust caught up in the >wind. I am immortal. They are not. They die in >waves like the leaves in autumn.
 - 
                                            494.
                                            
 - 
                                            495.
                                            >Even Starswirl's magic couldn't fend off time.
 - 
                                            496.
                                            >I taught him myself to bend time so he could one >day hopefully survive. So he
 - 
                                            497.
                                            >could be my friend and know my heart when I >had no one else but foppish, Grand Galloping
 - 
                                            498.
                                            >supplicants who were too intimidated to be my >friends but too needy not to throw themselves at >my hooves in worship. But there are some things >even a goddess can't control.
 - 
                                            499.
                                            
 - 
                                            500.
                                            >Yes, time is my enemy, and it is one of the >cruelest ironies of my life that I worshiped for
 - 
                                            501.
                                            >governing the cycles of the day that mark its
 - 
                                            502.
                                            >inexorable progression.
 - 
                                            503.
                                            
 - 
                                            504.
                                            >Is it any surprise, then, that I so much look >forward to your letters, Twilight? You are my only >window to a world I'll never know - the world of a >normal pony with normal friends and a normal >lifespan. I live vicariously through you the same >way my worshipers live vicariously through me.
 - 
                                            505.
                                            
 - 
                                            506.
                                            >That's why I forgave you so easily for that want it, >need it incident. You were afraid of being tardy. >You were afraid of an infinitesimal gap in
 - 
                                            507.
                                            >time making you anything less than perfect to >me. If only you could see time the way I do.
 - 
                                            508.
                                            >You would have laughed the same sad laugh I >did.
 - 
                                            509.
                                            
 - 
                                            510.
                                            >Part of my heart dies every time I think,
 - 
                                            511.
                                            >against my better judgment, that maybe you >could become what Starswirl couldn't:
 - 
                                            512.
                                            >an eternal friend. Because I would so love that. I >would so love another friend.
 - 
                                            513.
                                            
 - 
                                            514.
                                            >But you don't deserve the curse.
 - 
                                            515.
                                            
 - 
                                            516.
                                            >I forgive you. I forgive you for everything, >Twilight. You're my perfect autumn leaf.
 - 
                                            517.
                                            
 - 
                                            518.
                                            >And you'll never get this letter. This is my life's >lesson about friendship. This is how it feels to be
 - 
                                            519.
                                            >truly alone...
 - 
                                            520.
                                            
 - 
                                            521.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            522.
                                            
 - 
                                            523.
                                            [Scootaloo]
 - 
                                            524.
                                            
 - 
                                            525.
                                            1:
 - 
                                            526.
                                            >There she goes again
 - 
                                            527.
                                            >A streak of rainbow against the sky
 - 
                                            528.
                                            >For that one moment, I forget
 - 
                                            529.
                                            >I hop off the ground, struggling to flap my wings
 - 
                                            530.
                                            >Only to fall back to the ground
 - 
                                            531.
                                            >I moan, realization washing over me again
 - 
                                            532.
                                            >Rainbow Dash is out of sight at this point
 - 
                                            533.
                                            >I loo back at my wings. The tiny, scrawny, horrible little things that the doctors said would never get me off the ground
 - 
                                            534.
                                            >I turn back to see my idol's trail dissapating. Words can't express how I long to rise into the air, follow that trail, and strive be on even footing with the world's fastest pegasus
 - 
                                            535.
                                            >But deep down, I know I'm just lying to myself
 - 
                                            536.
                                            
 - 
                                            537.
                                            
 - 
                                            538.
                                            2:
 - 
                                            539.
                                            >Be innaorphanage
 - 
                                            540.
                                            >Have friends with very nice families
 - 
                                            541.
                                            >Sweetie Belle has her mom and dad
 - 
                                            542.
                                            >At least Apple Bloom has a sister.
 - 
                                            543.
                                            >I....have nobody
 - 
                                            544.
                                            >I hate being alone
 - 
                                            545.
                                            >I sit in my bed and cry...cry for someone to pick me up
 - 
                                            546.
                                            >They never do
 - 
                                            547.
                                            
 - 
                                            548.
                                            >I constantly hear their side comments about me
 - 
                                            549.
                                            >"OH, she looks gay! I don't want a gay child!"
 - 
                                            550.
                                            >I scream at them that I'm not
 - 
                                            551.
                                            >Although I'm not so sure at times
 - 
                                            552.
                                            >I admire Sweetie and Apple Bloom from afar...just wanting to have some company
 - 
                                            553.
                                            >They reject my advances
 - 
                                            554.
                                            >I try to get Rainbow Dash to like me...I feed her ego constantly...
 - 
                                            555.
                                            >But still nothing
 - 
                                            556.
                                            >Here I am...alone...forever
 - 
                                            557.
                                            >Destined without love
 - 
                                            558.
                                            >Destined without anything
 - 
                                            559.
                                            >Destined to die alone
 - 
                                            560.
                                            
 - 
                                            561.
                                            
 - 
                                            562.
                                            3:
 - 
                                            563.
                                            >Grew up alone
 - 
                                            564.
                                            >Lived in a foals home
 - 
                                            565.
                                            >Always bullied
 - 
                                            566.
                                            >Fuck my pathetic wings
 - 
                                            567.
                                            >Fuck you for leaving me!
 - 
                                            568.
                                            >Only wanted to fit in
 - 
                                            569.
                                            >Only wanted to be loved...
 - 
                                            570.
                                            >Not sleep under bridges
 - 
                                            571.
                                            >But it's ok
 - 
                                            572.
                                            >I forgive you
 - 
                                            573.
                                            >You never meant for the fire to happen
 - 
                                            574.
                                            >You did your best to protect me
 - 
                                            575.
                                            >Better deformed than dead, right?
 - 
                                            576.
                                            >I love you Mom
 - 
                                            577.
                                            >Love you Dad
 - 
                                            578.
                                            >I miss you...
 - 
                                            579.
                                            
 - 
                                            580.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            581.
                                            
 - 
                                            582.
                                            [Bon Bon]
 - 
                                            583.
                                            
 - 
                                            584.
                                            >Be gay
 - 
                                            585.
                                            >Invite one of my best friends from High School into my house
 - 
                                            586.
                                            >I get money
 - 
                                            587.
                                            >She doesn't do anything
 - 
                                            588.
                                            >I think she moves in for...other purposes
 - 
                                            589.
                                            >She plays along with me...constantly letting me play catch and mouse
 - 
                                            590.
                                            >She sucks away my money
 - 
                                            591.
                                            >Sucks away my time
 - 
                                            592.
                                            >I know I can't get anyone else
 - 
                                            593.
                                            >Dear god my life sucks
 - 
                                            594.
                                            
 - 
                                            595.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            596.
                                            
 - 
                                            597.
                                            [Zecora]
 - 
                                            598.
                                            
 - 
                                            599.
                                            >Listen closely, and I'll give you a hint
 - 
                                            600.
                                            >How I came to be an Equestria immigrant
 - 
                                            601.
                                            >I was playing a game, ring and a ball
 - 
                                            602.
                                            >Unaware my fortunes were about to fall
 - 
                                            603.
                                            >I was resting enjoying the view of the plains
 - 
                                            604.
                                            >While some foolish youth made fun of my refrains
 - 
                                            605.
                                            >We fought with brevity and I was victorious
 - 
                                            606.
                                            >Although I did not anticipate growing notorious
 - 
                                            607.
                                            >I was forced in a hot-air balloon, and I was quite scared
 - 
                                            608.
                                            >Forced to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
 - 
                                            609.
                                            
 - 
                                            610.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            611.
                                            
 - 
                                            612.
                                            [Discord]
 - 
                                            613.
                                            
 - 
                                            614.
                                            1:
 - 
                                            615.
                                            >Lived a long life of monotony.
 - 
                                            616.
                                            >Eons pass without change.
 - 
                                            617.
                                            >Suddenly life appears.
 - 
                                            618.
                                            >I watch it grow.
 - 
                                            619.
                                            >I watch it spread.
 - 
                                            620.
                                            >Fell asleep outside small village.
 - 
                                            621.
                                            >Wake up to.filly standing over me.
 - 
                                            622.
                                            >She stares at me.
 - 
                                            623.
                                            >I give her a glass of milk....it's chocolate.
 - 
                                            624.
                                            >She smiles.
 - 
                                            625.
                                            >I decide.
 - 
                                            626.
                                            >I'll make them smile.
 - 
                                            627.
                                            >1000 years pass.
 - 
                                            628.
                                            >They've stopped smiling so long ago...
 - 
                                            629.
                                            >The filly I saw so long ago stands before me.
 - 
                                            630.
                                            >Older and beautiful.
 - 
                                            631.
                                            >An alicorn.
 - 
                                            632.
                                            >She has a sister with her.
 - 
                                            633.
                                            >Magic pours from them in the hues of the rainbow.
 - 
                                            634.
                                            >It burns.
 - 
                                            635.
                                            >But.
 - 
                                            636.
                                            >But.
 - 
                                            637.
                                            >She smiles.
 - 
                                            638.
                                            
 - 
                                            639.
                                            
 - 
                                            640.
                                            2:
 - 
                                            641.
                                            > Create oder and equality through balance of the elements
 - 
                                            642.
                                            > Have one world revolt with their "magic"
 - 
                                            643.
                                            > Get overpowered and enclosed in stone
 - 
                                            644.
                                            > Wait thousands of years to awaken
 - 
                                            645.
                                            > Try to restore the natural state of things again
 - 
                                            646.
                                            > Get enclosed in stone once again by six "elements of harmony"
 - 
                                            647.
                                            
 - 
                                            648.
                                            > That feel when you are the only one that realizes that, if things go unbalanced for too long, everything goes to shit
 - 
                                            649.
                                            > That feel when you are only trying to save these poor ponies
 - 
                                            650.
                                            
 - 
                                            651.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            652.
                                            
 - 
                                            653.
                                            [Spike]
 - 
                                            654.
                                            
 - 
                                            655.
                                            1:
 - 
                                            656.
                                            >Hello Applebloom
 - 
                                            657.
                                            >Boy, have I sure heard a lot about you
 - 
                                            658.
                                            >I was with your sister when we were captured by the diamond dogs
 - 
                                            659.
                                            >We were in that pit of hell for over five years
 - 
                                            660.
                                            >When two women are in a situation like this
 - 
                                            661.
                                            >You take on certain responsibilities of the other
 - 
                                            662.
                                            >Take this necklace, for instance
 - 
                                            663.
                                            >It's your sisters element of harmony
 - 
                                            664.
                                            >It's your birthright.
 - 
                                            665.
                                            >And when your sister went into those pits and lost her way
 - 
                                            666.
                                            >She knew those bastard dogs were going to try and get their greasy paws on it
 - 
                                            667.
                                            >So she hid it in the one place those paws would never reach
 - 
                                            668.
                                            >Her ass
 - 
                                            669.
                                            >And after five years drafting and digging in that hellhole she died
 - 
                                            670.
                                            >And I, as generous as I was, hid that uncomfortable ruby apple up my ass for two years
 - 
                                            671.
                                            >After seven long years, I escaped and found my way home to my family
 - 
                                            672.
                                            >And now, Applebloom, I give this necklace to you.
 - 
                                            673.
                                            
 - 
                                            674.
                                            
 - 
                                            675.
                                            2:
 - 
                                            676.
                                            >I was magically hatched, far away from the nest my egg was snatched from
 - 
                                            677.
                                            >All i've ever known is the endless task of doing chores and assisting Twilight with whatever she needs done
 - 
                                            678.
                                            >I realized long ago that i wasn't like those around me, a curiosity...a beast..
 - 
                                            679.
                                            >Twilight tries to cheer me up, but it feels so empty...so patronizing.
 - 
                                            680.
                                            >While out on an errand, i see some foals playing in a park. They run to their mothers, who smother them with love.
 - 
                                            681.
                                            >I suddenly feel so desperately alone and unloved. I hide my tears and go back to my task.
 - 
                                            682.
                                            >The same night when i've gone to bed and Twilight says "Goodnight, Spike!"
 - 
                                            683.
                                            >I say "Goodnight mommy.."
 - 
                                            684.
                                            >She pretends she didn't hear it and walk away.
 - 
                                            685.
                                            >This time, i can't stop the tears
 - 
                                            686.
                                            
 - 
                                            687.
                                            
 - 
                                            688.
                                            3:
 - 
                                            689.
                                            >I'm so hungry
 - 
                                            690.
                                            >The only time i get any real nutrients is on the rare occasion i can gain some gems
 - 
                                            691.
                                            >ponys are vegetarian but dragons... have fangs for a reason
 - 
                                            692.
                                            >I realized a long time ago how shallow Rarity was but i still pretend to love her, i still fawn and work for her
 - 
                                            693.
                                            >She has gem and shes generous with them
 - 
                                            694.
                                            
 - 
                                            695.
                                            >I have a fake ego, as in my personality isn't the real me
 - 
                                            696.
                                            >It's just a front to fit in to pony society and some times i just lose control and real dragon comes out
 - 
                                            697.
                                            >Friends only seen it once when i started to hoard but other time when I'm too hungry my mind just gos away
 - 
                                            698.
                                            >Snap back with a full stomach and some ripped apart wood land animal
 - 
                                            699.
                                            >It'll start to happen more as I grow larger and need more food
 - 
                                            700.
                                            
 - 
                                            701.
                                            
 - 
                                            702.
                                            4:
 - 
                                            703.
                                            >Non biological mother
 - 
                                            704.
                                            >Never found real parents
 - 
                                            705.
                                            >Dragon’s not welcome in Ponyville
 - 
                                            706.
                                            >Slave
 - 
                                            707.
                                            >Endless hours of chores for no paper
 - 
                                            708.
                                            >Early starts, finish super late
 - 
                                            709.
                                            >Get moaned at for oversleeping
 - 
                                            710.
                                            >Only mare I have feels for is strung for douchey colts
 - 
                                            711.
                                            >Not even dragon by dragon standards
 - 
                                            712.
                                            >Never listened to though always right
 - 
                                            713.
                                            >Outwitted by an owl, an owl that turk murr jurb
 - 
                                            714.
                                            >Ponies fucking crazy
 - 
                                            715.
                                            >Outlive friends
 - 
                                            716.
                                            >Friends
 - 
                                            717.
                                            >Under-appreciated
 - 
                                            718.
                                            >Learnt to read and write to send Tai letters for Twilight, sort her shit and read her shit
 - 
                                            719.
                                            >Still considered a baby
 - 
                                            720.
                                            
 - 
                                            721.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            722.
                                            
 - 
                                            723.
                                            [Trixie]
 - 
                                            724.
                                            
 - 
                                            725.
                                            >Hocus Pocus
 - 
                                            726.
                                            >My eyes cannot focus
 - 
                                            727.
                                            >As I look inside my crystal ball
 - 
                                            728.
                                            >The Great Trixie is not great at all
 - 
                                            729.
                                            >I look at myself in this puddle
 - 
                                            730.
                                            >Everything I see is incorrect
 - 
                                            731.
                                            >I'm a colt not a mare
 - 
                                            732.
                                            >I want someone to pay attention for once
 - 
                                            733.
                                            >I thought people liked confidence
 - 
                                            734.
                                            >I thought people liked magic
 - 
                                            735.
                                            >I thought people were accepting
 - 
                                            736.
                                            >They aren't
 - 
                                            737.
                                            >So here I am...noose around my neck.
 - 
                                            738.
                                            >Good bye world
 - 
                                            739.
                                            >I will make the Great and Powerful Trixie....disappear.
 - 
                                            740.
                                            
 - 
                                            741.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            742.
                                            
 - 
                                            743.
                                            [Gilda]
 - 
                                            744.
                                            
 - 
                                            745.
                                            >hatchling of Griffon kingdom ambassador to equestria
 - 
                                            746.
                                            >raised in the Celestial kingdom, growing up with pegasi
 - 
                                            747.
                                            >never really fit in with the ponies
 - 
                                            748.
                                            >most of them think I barely count as a person
 - 
                                            749.
                                            >fall in with outcasts and fuckups, only ever really feel a connectionn with one mare
 - 
                                            750.
                                            >she's almost as much of a freak as me
 - 
                                            751.
                                            >Hanng out, cut class, commit petty vandalism, and just fly with her
 - 
                                            752.
                                            >we push ourselves to the limits to go as fast and as high as we can
 - 
                                            753.
                                            >feel...happy
 - 
                                            754.
                                            >but nothing lasts forever
 - 
                                            755.
                                            >the mare flunks out of flight school, and you head back to the griffon kingdoms
 - 
                                            756.
                                            >just as much as an outcast there as you were in equesteria
 - 
                                            757.
                                            >people think growing up with ponies has made you soft
 - 
                                            758.
                                            >time passes, wandering over the continent, never fitting in anywhere, never welcomed
 - 
                                            759.
                                            >manage to find friend from flight academy again
 - 
                                            760.
                                            >she's got a job now...and regular pony friends
 - 
                                            761.
                                            >one of them goes out of her way to show me that there's no room for me in their little group
 - 
                                            762.
                                            >I can take a hint...don't need to be laughed at by my best friend to see I'm not wanted
 - 
                                            763.
                                            >leave in a huff, the only person who I ever really liked choosing to stick with her kind rather then me
 - 
                                            764.
                                            >ancestors....why am I such a screw up
 - 
                                            765.
                                            
 - 
                                            766.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            767.
                                            
 - 
                                            768.
                                            [Octavia]
 - 
                                            769.
                                            
 - 
                                            770.
                                            >be just a young filly when it happened
 - 
                                            771.
                                            >the abuse was never stopped
 - 
                                            772.
                                            >my mothers passing made it harder on my father to cope
 - 
                                            773.
                                            >he always took it out on me
 - 
                                            774.
                                            >eventually I find a release, my music
 - 
                                            775.
                                            >due to my emotion that I poured into my music, it became famous
 - 
                                            776.
                                            >no-one knew of the depressing truth behind it
 - 
                                            777.
                                            >eventually get enough money to go to Canterlot music university
 - 
                                            778.
                                            >leave the past behind me
 - 
                                            779.
                                            >met another pony her name is vinyl
 - 
                                            780.
                                            >start talking to her a lot we would share secrets, we became very close
 - 
                                            781.
                                            >love bloomed between us
 - 
                                            782.
                                            >we became even closer, we moved in together
 - 
                                            783.
                                            >the memories of the past keep coming back every time I dream
 - 
                                            784.
                                            >I always wake screaming in pain
 - 
                                            785.
                                            >but when I see vinyl beside me holding me I feel safe
 - 
                                            786.
                                            >she will always be mine and I will always be hers
 - 
                                            787.
                                            
 - 
                                            788.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            789.
                                            
 - 
                                            790.
                                            [Dinky]
 - 
                                            791.
                                            
 - 
                                            792.
                                            >It's 9:00 at night
 - 
                                            793.
                                            >This is the moment of the day I hate the most
 - 
                                            794.
                                            >This is the wrong part.
 - 
                                            795.
                                            >My mom stumbles into the room
 - 
                                            796.
                                            >She's above my bed
 - 
                                            797.
                                            >I pretend to be asleep, but it doesn't matter
 - 
                                            798.
                                            >She gently and carefully pushes my shoulder so I'm on my back
 - 
                                            799.
                                            >She carefully lays on top of me, full contact over my entire body
 - 
                                            800.
                                            >She's supporting her own weight but still firmly pressed against me
 - 
                                            801.
                                            >I can't struggle
 - 
                                            802.
                                            >Her hooves hold my head in place
 - 
                                            803.
                                            >Her tongue is in my mouth
 - 
                                            804.
                                            >Stop it mom
 - 
                                            805.
                                            >I lay there while she brushes my gums and tongue
 - 
                                            806.
                                            >She sort of squeezes me with her thighs
 - 
                                            807.
                                            >This is wrong
 - 
                                            808.
                                            >And with a wet pop she breaks the seal and drool drips on my face
 - 
                                            809.
                                            >"Goodnight muffin! Mommy loves you so much."
 - 
                                            810.
                                            >She goes to her own bed
 - 
                                            811.
                                            
 - 
                                            812.
                                            >I've never told anyone else about this until long after I grew up
 - 
                                            813.
                                            
 - 
                                            814.
                                            >Turns out mom was molested the entire time she was a child because she was "special"
 - 
                                            815.
                                            >She honestly thought that's how a parent showed their child that they loved them very much
 - 
                                            816.
                                            >I wasted ten years of not speaking to my mother
 - 
                                            817.
                                            
 - 
                                            818.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            819.
                                            
 - 
                                            820.
                                            [Shining Armor]
 - 
                                            821.
                                            
 - 
                                            822.
                                            1:
 - 
                                            823.
                                            >Had a crush on my sister's foalsitter
 - 
                                            824.
                                            >Figured it was just hormones, she was kinda boring to talk to
 - 
                                            825.
                                            >Years later
 - 
                                            826.
                                            >Get assigned to guard her room
 - 
                                            827.
                                            >She's strong, authoritative, smart
 - 
                                            828.
                                            >Seductive
 - 
                                            829.
                                            >She's a woman now
 - 
                                            830.
                                            >Can't stop thinking about her
 - 
                                            831.
                                            >Finally admit it to her
 - 
                                            832.
                                            >She smiles
 - 
                                            833.
                                            >I'll never forget that smile
 - 
                                            834.
                                            >We make love for days
 - 
                                            835.
                                            >I propose by the end of the week
 - 
                                            836.
                                            >She accepts
 - 
                                            837.
                                            >Big day
 - 
                                            838.
                                            >Shit happens
 - 
                                            839.
                                            >Find out Cadence was some kinda bug...thing
 - 
                                            840.
                                            >Marry the real one
 - 
                                            841.
                                            >She's just as boring as I remember her
 - 
                                            842.
                                            >Drones on about nothing, doesn't order me around or pin me to the wall like her fake did
 - 
                                            843.
                                            >Sex is horrible
 - 
                                            844.
                                            >Want to leave, want to find my real love
 - 
                                            845.
                                            >Work up the courage to finally tell her
 - 
                                            846.
                                            >Before I can speak, she hugs me and cheers that she's pregnant
 - 
                                            847.
                                            >She's crying
 - 
                                            848.
                                            >I start crying too....
 - 
                                            849.
                                            
 - 
                                            850.
                                            
 - 
                                            851.
                                            2:
 - 
                                            852.
                                            >Captain of Royal Guard
 - 
                                            853.
                                            >All of my dreams have been fulfilled
 - 
                                            854.
                                            >Beautiful wife
 - 
                                            855.
                                            >Beautiful daughter
 - 
                                            856.
                                            >Parents couldn't be more proud
 - 
                                            857.
                                            >Of my sister
 - 
                                            858.
                                            >She's the perfect child
 - 
                                            859.
                                            >She's the perfect student
 - 
                                            860.
                                            >She's the perfect Element of Magic
 - 
                                            861.
                                            >She's my little sister
 - 
                                            862.
                                            >More people know her name than mine
 - 
                                            863.
                                            >My wife has been distant
 - 
                                            864.
                                            >Always asking what I did with the Changeling Queen
 - 
                                            865.
                                            >Says she won't get mad
 - 
                                            866.
                                            >She can't lie very well
 - 
                                            867.
                                            >Find out that Celestia only had me as Captain of Royal Guard as a favor to my sister
 - 
                                            868.
                                            >My little sister
 - 
                                            869.
                                            >My surprisingly big little sister
 - 
                                            870.
                                            
 - 
                                            871.
                                            >Still Captain of Royal Guard
 - 
                                            872.
                                            >Wife spends more and more time with her
 - 
                                            873.
                                            >So does daughter
 - 
                                            874.
                                            >Daughter says she wants to be like aunt when she grows up
 - 
                                            875.
                                            >Sister saves Equestria again
 - 
                                            876.
                                            >and again
 - 
                                            877.
                                            >and again
 - 
                                            878.
                                            >It was true; Princess Celestia WAS training a successor all along
 - 
                                            879.
                                            >Attend ceremony
 - 
                                            880.
                                            >Whole of Equestria celebrates
 - 
                                            881.
                                            >for days
 - 
                                            882.
                                            >She makes peace with the Gryphon kingdom
 - 
                                            883.
                                            >She invents computers and discovers DNA
 - 
                                            884.
                                            >Statues in her glory; whole tomes detailing her life and accomplishments
 - 
                                            885.
                                            >Equestria is utopic; guards and military useless
 - 
                                            886.
                                            >Still Captain of the Royal Guard
 - 
                                            887.
                                            >Must always refer to Her as Her Majesty
 - 
                                            888.
                                            >And she enjoys it
 - 
                                            889.
                                            >I know it
 - 
                                            890.
                                            >Why does she need a guard anyway?
 - 
                                            891.
                                            >...Why should she ANYPONY ever needed me anyway?
 - 
                                            892.
                                            >Life has become all too like a nightmare
 - 
                                            893.
                                            
 - 
                                            894.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            895.
                                            
 - 
                                            896.
                                            [Luna]
 - 
                                            897.
                                            
 - 
                                            898.
                                            1:
 - 
                                            899.
                                            >The night belonged to me.
 - 
                                            900.
                                            >I painted the sky in brilliant pinpoints of light.
 - 
                                            901.
                                            >Sailed the moon across the firmament and silvered the land in its light.
 - 
                                            902.
                                            >But they loved my sister more.
 - 
                                            903.
                                            >No matter what I did, my sister was always better.
 - 
                                            904.
                                            >No matter how hard I tried, none looked my way.
 - 
                                            905.
                                            >I was never good enough.
 - 
                                            906.
                                            >I could never be good enough.
 - 
                                            907.
                                            >She would smile and try to cheer me up.
 - 
                                            908.
                                            >She doesn't get it.
 - 
                                            909.
                                            >She's never been second best.
 - 
                                            910.
                                            >I saw them all looking at me with contempt and disgust.
 - 
                                            911.
                                            >Looks that festered in my soul.
 - 
                                            912.
                                            >I hid. I cried.
 - 
                                            913.
                                            >Then I got mad.
 - 
                                            914.
                                            >I hurt them. Hurting them hurt her. So I liked it.
 - 
                                            915.
                                            >Then I started killing them.
 - 
                                            916.
                                            >I liked that too.
 - 
                                            917.
                                            >So she had to do something. You know about that.
 - 
                                            918.
                                            >A thousand years in the moon, feeding on my hatred.
 - 
                                            919.
                                            >Until there was nothing left.
 - 
                                            920.
                                            >She wanted to forgive me.
 - 
                                            921.
                                            >Because she's so perfect.
 - 
                                            922.
                                            >I have a second chance now.
 - 
                                            923.
                                            >I can do better this time.
 - 
                                            924.
                                            >I can be better this time.
 - 
                                            925.
                                            >I really try.
 - 
                                            926.
                                            >I really do.
 - 
                                            927.
                                            >But they all still look at me with contempt and disgust.
 - 
                                            928.
                                            >And this time, with fear too.
 - 
                                            929.
                                            >Looks that fester in my soul.
 - 
                                            930.
                                            
 - 
                                            931.
                                            2:
 - 
                                            932.
                                            >Equestria was not always beautiful.
 - 
                                            933.
                                            >My mother and father sent my sister and I to a lifeless, ignorant land.
 - 
                                            934.
                                            >The world was searing in the day. The night brought terrible cold, and hideous monsters that feasted upon them, or violently amused themselves with their corpses.
 - 
                                            935.
                                            >We kept the only intelligent forms alive. The ones that looked like us.
 - 
                                            936.
                                            >We maintained their world. We kept them alive from the monstrosities, against the cold and heat and violence.
 - 
                                            937.
                                            >We were goddesses.
 - 
                                            938.
                                            >The armies rose for us. To protect themselves, and to protect us.
 - 
                                            939.
                                            >But the night was unforgiving.
 - 
                                            940.
                                            >My armies dwindled. Yet I persevered.
 - 
                                            941.
                                            >The monsters became only storie.
 - 
                                            942.
                                            >And so I took to work, beautifying the world they once huddled from.
 - 
                                            943.
                                            >Dots of light, innumerable and encompassing.
 - 
                                            944.
                                            >moon of platinum, to light their way in the dark.
 - 
                                            945.
                                            >To show them they need not fear that night.
 - 
                                            946.
                                            >Yet they stole away to their homes.
 - 
                                            947.
                                            >Built upon the graves of my army, the ones that allowed them their rest.
 - 
                                            948.
                                            >Beneath a sky of twinkling light, to show them they no longer needed fear.
 - 
                                            949.
                                            >I tried so hard.
 - 
                                            950.
                                            >My followers tried so hard.
 - 
                                            951.
                                            >But I am the one that named the stars.
 - 
                                            952.
                                            >Glittering dots, an epitaph to every dead soldier.
 - 
                                            953.
                                            >The night was not always beautiful, after all.
 - 
                                            954.
                                            
 - 
                                            955.
                                            
 - 
                                            956.
                                            3:
 - 
                                            957.
                                            >You know me. I am War.
 - 
                                            958.
                                            >Taught my sister a lesson. It got out of hand.
 - 
                                            959.
                                            >I've taken down dragons for sport.
 - 
                                            960.
                                            >Brought the Griffon Wars to an end--
 - 
                                            961.
                                            >Stained the field of battle so red the peace treaty has lasted for over twelve hundred years.
 - 
                                            962.
                                            >Tore apart a battalion of changelings the day of Cadence's wedding.
 - 
                                            963.
                                            >Busted my sister out of Discord's imprisonment.
 - 
                                            964.
                                            >(First thing she did then was start mailing letters, WTF?)
 - 
                                            965.
                                            >Thought I'd take on an apprentice, maybe pitch her against my sister's protege.
 - 
                                            966.
                                            >(Turns out my candidate hanged herself a few days before I summoned her.
 - 
                                            967.
                                            >Weak sauce!)
 - 
                                            968.
                                            >Showed up in Ponyville for my holiday.
 - 
                                            969.
                                            >Act all autistic to mess with the Elements of Harmony.
 - 
                                            970.
                                            >Head back to Canterlot to yuk it up with my sister.
 - 
                                            971.
                                            >She ate the cake I'd been saving.
 - 
                                            972.
                                            >FUCKING CELESTIA!!
 - 
                                            973.
                                            
 - 
                                            974.
                                            
 - 
                                            975.
                                            4:
 - 
                                            976.
                                            >seems like an age ago that we brought the ponies together through blood and faith
 - 
                                            977.
                                            >we rule as queens and goddesses
 - 
                                            978.
                                            >other kingdoms have long since stopped waging wars with us, their children now work our crystal mines, miles beneath the city
 - 
                                            979.
                                            >they'll never see our sun or our moon again, they won't be remembered for financing the golden age of Equestria
 - 
                                            980.
                                            >the griphons still hold out across the sea but they'll never dare to return to this continent
 - 
                                            981.
                                            >We led the army against them ourselves
 - 
                                            982.
                                            >hundreds of their dried out corpses hang from the towers of canterlot
 - 
                                            983.
                                            >I've done all I could be asked to do for my country
 - 
                                            984.
                                            >I've kept the peace
 - 
                                            985.
                                            >Equestria is rich now thanks to our bloody work
 - 
                                            986.
                                            >a brave new world
 - 
                                            987.
                                            
 - 
                                            988.
                                            >the 'Elements of Harmony' work as expected
 - 
                                            989.
                                            >the new statues in the royal gardens stand testament to that
 - 
                                            990.
                                            >I like to look into their horrified eyes, I know that they still see and hear everything in the alabaster prison of their new bodies
 - 
                                            991.
                                            >I wonder what they think now, are they angry or depressed? Have their thought long since been taken by madness?
 - 
                                            992.
                                            >as well they should, with all the ponies sacrificed to forge them
 - 
                                            993.
                                            >I still hear their screams from the foundries below the city, makes me feel even colder inside
 - 
                                            994.
                                            >I look down upon the ants that wander the streets below
 - 
                                            995.
                                            >pathetic inbred nobles, living off of our teet
 - 
                                            996.
                                            >merchants trying to peddle their overpriced goods
 - 
                                            997.
                                            >they all fear me now
 - 
                                            998.
                                            >I'm not stupid, the spymasters have told me everything
 - 
                                            999.
                                            >my own sister, the mare with which I purged the world of mankind, the one whom I ruled with for so long...
 - 
                                            1000.
                                            >she spreads rumors, tries to cleanse her hooves of our work
 - 
                                            1001.
                                            >she spreads word that it was I, that I am the demon and that it was all my fault
 - 
                                            1002.
                                            >they whisper of my bloodthirst now as though they do not see that all we did- we did for them
 - 
                                            1003.
                                            >I hear hoofsteps outside my room now
 - 
                                            1004.
                                            >I already know it's her
 - 
                                            1005.
                                            >she pushes open the doors
 - 
                                            1006.
                                            >the souls bound by the Elements scream towards me
 - 
                                            1007.
                                            >it is done, she's the good sister now
 - 
                                            1008.
                                            >the kind one who defeated my evil
 - 
                                            1009.
                                            >history will remember her as the great hero and tales of my cruelty will be used to scare young foals
 - 
                                            1010.
                                            >I hope you burn, dear sister
 - 
                                            1011.
                                            
 - 
                                            1012.
                                            >the work goes well, the kingdom prospers
 - 
                                            1013.
                                            >we are strong now, we are dominant as we should be
 - 
                                            1014.
                                            >still, I can't help but see that something is missing
 - 
                                            1015.
                                            >when I stand upon this balcony and look down into the streets, I see hard faces and harder lives
 - 
                                            1016.
                                            >my subjects are as cold as I am, they must be such to survive
 - 
                                            1017.
                                            >it is my greatest dream to make them kind and innocent once more, like they were before the great crusades
 - 
                                            1018.
                                            >I find myself thinking that I will do anything to see this happen
 - 
                                            1019.
                                            >for them to be kind, their leader must be benevolent as well
 - 
                                            1020.
                                            >we can't be those leaders when the blood of the innocent drips from our hooves
 - 
                                            1021.
                                            >I made my choice long ago, my sister must fall so that a true age of peace may rise
 - 
                                            1022.
                                            >her sacrifice will absolve me
 - 
                                            1023.
                                            >now I stand here, before her doors with the Elements in hoof
 - 
                                            1024.
                                            >it is time
 - 
                                            1025.
                                            >my stomach churns, I'll never forget your screams
 - 
                                            1026.
                                            >all our sins are yours to bear now, perhaps the moon is far enough away to let me forget them, at least
 - 
                                            1027.
                                            >I really am sorry sister, but you must see that this is for the greater good!
 - 
                                            1028.
                                            >they may not yet believe the tales of your evil and my stoic purity
 - 
                                            1029.
                                            >it'll take a few generations and changes in the history books
 - 
                                            1030.
                                            >oh, but I do have all of eternity to wait for them to come around...
 - 
                                            1031.
                                            
 - 
                                            1032.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            1033.
                                            
 - 
                                            1034.
                                            [Sweetie Belle]
 - 
                                            1035.
                                            
 - 
                                            1036.
                                            >My sister never really liked me
 - 
                                            1037.
                                            >She yelled at me
 - 
                                            1038.
                                            >Called me a retard
 - 
                                            1039.
                                            >Said I wouldn't do anything
 - 
                                            1040.
                                            >I wanted to ask her if we could go out sometime, but she yelled at me
 - 
                                            1041.
                                            >I want to be a good sister!
 - 
                                            1042.
                                            >I try so hard for her, but she just calls me these big words I don't understand
 - 
                                            1043.
                                            >One day, Ms. Cheerilee gave me this really hard test because she was concerned
 - 
                                            1044.
                                            >It was really really hard
 - 
                                            1045.
                                            >I don't think I did so well on it
 - 
                                            1046.
                                            >Then I got moved to this class with really smart ponies, and these other ponies like me!
 - 
                                            1047.
                                            >Rarity heard about it and got angry...
 - 
                                            1048.
                                            >She made me kiss the pillow for a long time last night...
 - 
                                            1049.
                                            >I couldn't breath...as usual...
 - 
                                            1050.
                                            >I passed out and Rarity left a note with all these words and phrases I couldn't understand
 - 
                                            1051.
                                            >I went out to my new school, they said I had something with my head they need to fix, I told them what Rarity did to me
 - 
                                            1052.
                                            >They put on these really surprised faces
 - 
                                            1053.
                                            >These big ponies came and talked to Rarity
 - 
                                            1054.
                                            >She got really nice all of a sudden
 - 
                                            1055.
                                            >She even took me out to eat ice cream!
 - 
                                            1056.
                                            >Apple Bloom and Scootaloo don't hang out with me much anymore...but that's okay! I have friends at my new special school!
 - 
                                            1057.
                                            >My life is really happy!
 - 
                                            1058.
                                            
 - 
                                            1059.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            1060.
                                            
 - 
                                            1061.
                                            [Cutie mark crusaders]
 - 
                                            1062.
                                            
 - 
                                            1063.
                                            >We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
 - 
                                            1064.
                                            >Mentally damaged and sexually abused
 - 
                                            1065.
                                            >And we will never stop the journey
 - 
                                            1066.
                                            >Until we are loved and no longer confused
 - 
                                            1067.
                                            
 - 
                                            1068.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            1069.
                                            
 - 
                                            1070.
                                            [Fleur-di-lis]
 - 
                                            1071.
                                            
 - 
                                            1072.
                                            >Late 30s
 - 
                                            1073.
                                            >Not quite as fast and skilled as I used to be
 - 
                                            1074.
                                            >Resign from the royal guard with multiple honors and accolades
 - 
                                            1075.
                                            >Take some time to myself
 - 
                                            1076.
                                            >Civilian life boring, go into bodyguarding
 - 
                                            1077.
                                            > Small gigs for awhile, then some rich snob offers to hire me full time
 - 
                                            1078.
                                            >At first thing he just likes a pretty face, but take the job
 - 
                                            1079.
                                            >Not very exciting but a lot of travel
 - 
                                            1080.
                                            >Get to know the client
 - 
                                            1081.
                                            >A lot more to him than just some overindulging unicorn
 - 
                                            1082.
                                            >Start making myself look nicer
 - 
                                            1083.
                                            >When he notices, stumble and tell him its to blend in better
 - 
                                            1084.
                                            >He buys it
 - 
                                            1085.
                                            >Always at his side
 - 
                                            1086.
                                            >Never let any harm come to him
 - 
                                            1087.
                                            >Would give my life in an instant
 - 
                                            1088.
                                            >Is this what love is like?
 - 
                                            1089.
                                            >What my life of service never let me know?
 - 
                                            1090.
                                            >Watch him with his new friend
 - 
                                            1091.
                                            >Not sure if she's genuine or a gold digger
 - 
                                            1092.
                                            >Stand in silence
 - 
                                            1093.
                                            >Duty comes first
 - 
                                            1094.
                                            >It always come first
 - 
                                            1095.
                                            
 - 
                                            1096.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            1097.
                                            
 - 
                                            1098.
                                            [Minuette]
 - 
                                            1099.
                                            
 - 
                                            1100.
                                            >Its past midnight
 - 
                                            1101.
                                            >She's still not home
 - 
                                            1102.
                                            >Third night this week
 - 
                                            1103.
                                            >Consider going to look
 - 
                                            1104.
                                            >Don't want to leave Ruby alone
 - 
                                            1105.
                                            >It's getting worse and worse
 - 
                                            1106.
                                            >Try to talk to her about it, get a mouthful and she leaves earlier
 - 
                                            1107.
                                            >Talk to my friends, they're supportive up to when I ask them to help
 - 
                                            1108.
                                            >Then they switch gears and tell me I'm overreacting
 - 
                                            1109.
                                            >Sigh, get ready to head to bed
 - 
                                            1110.
                                            >Door opens
 - 
                                            1111.
                                            >Sound of stumbling hoofsteps
 - 
                                            1112.
                                            >I approach slowly
 - 
                                            1113.
                                            >She sees me and smiles sloppily
 - 
                                            1114.
                                            >Stumbles over and grabs me in a tender hug
 - 
                                            1115.
                                            >She stinks of the stuff
 - 
                                            1116.
                                            >Hug back
 - 
                                            1117.
                                            >She says something unintelligible but I know what she was trying to say
 - 
                                            1118.
                                            > All my anger and anxiety melts away
 - 
                                            1119.
                                            >Nopony's life is perfect, why should I complain?
 - 
                                            1120.
                                            >She always comes home eventually
 - 
                                            1121.
                                            >"I love you too, Berry"
 - 
                                            1122.
                                            
 - 
                                            1123.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            1124.
                                            
 - 
                                            1125.
                                            [Twist]
 - 
                                            1126.
                                            
 - 
                                            1127.
                                            >Sometimeth it'th not easy being a foal.
 - 
                                            1128.
                                            >Friendth at school make fun of me for how I look. For how I talk.
 - 
                                            1129.
                                            >Can't really blame them.
 - 
                                            1130.
                                            >Sometimes I make candies for them. They're still my friendth.
 - 
                                            1131.
                                            >I don't really like it at school, but I stay there ath long ath I can.
 - 
                                            1132.
                                            >Try to get detention.
 - 
                                            1133.
                                            >Join clubth I don't like.
 - 
                                            1134.
                                            >When it getth dark I always end up at home though.
 - 
                                            1135.
                                            >Don't know why Mom hateth me so much.
 - 
                                            1136.
                                            >She callth me names too. That she never wanted me. She sayth she wath raped. I don't know what that meanth.
 - 
                                            1137.
                                            >Sometimeth she hits me.
 - 
                                            1138.
                                            >No one finds out 'cause the glasseth cover the marks usually.
 - 
                                            1139.
                                            >I tried making her a batch of extra spethial candy dropth last week to apologize for not being a good foal.
 - 
                                            1140.
                                            >They were in the garbage a day later.
 - 
                                            1141.
                                            >Must have not been very good.
 - 
                                            1142.
                                            >It'th alright though.
 - 
                                            1143.
                                            >I'm working on my lisp. I think I thound a lot better now!
 - 
                                            1144.
                                            >And I really like curling my mane.
 - 
                                            1145.
                                            >I'll sit and primp it for hourth trying to get it as poofy as pothible.
 - 
                                            1146.
                                            >Tonight it'th extra curly, so tomorrow will be extra good!
 - 
                                            1147.
                                            >I know if I keep my mane really pretty that one day people will see I'm a pretty pony too.
 - 
                                            1148.
                                            >Don't you think I'm a pretty pony?
 - 
                                            1149.
                                            >Please...
 - 
                                            1150.
                                            
 - 
                                            1151.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            1152.
                                            
 - 
                                            1153.
                                            [Derpy]
 - 
                                            1154.
                                            
 - 
                                            1155.
                                            1:
 - 
                                            1156.
                                            >I had a small roll in a TV show, be part of a crowd
 - 
                                            1157.
                                            >I couldn't uncross my eyes, director yelled at me
 - 
                                            1158.
                                            >I went home, expecting to be fired
 - 
                                            1159.
                                            >Week passed, then another, then the phone rang
 - 
                                            1160.
                                            >They wanted me back
 - 
                                            1161.
                                            >People liked me for my silly eyes and my smile
 - 
                                            1162.
                                            >So I came back and did silly things in the background
 - 
                                            1163.
                                            >Ponies laughed, people laughed
 - 
                                            1164.
                                            >I laughed too, it was fun being an actress, even if only in gags
 - 
                                            1165.
                                            >One day I got curious and went on the internet
 - 
                                            1166.
                                            >There was some mean stuff about me, I was ready for that
 - 
                                            1167.
                                            >I mean, I'm a walking gag reel, right?
 - 
                                            1168.
                                            >But what really took me by surprise was the other stuff...
 - 
                                            1169.
                                            >People loved me, they drew pictures of me getting flowers, love letters, muffins...
 - 
                                            1170.
                                            >I don't get the muffins thing but it was cute
 - 
                                            1171.
                                            >Even crazier, people seemed to think the small filly I shared a scene with was mine
 - 
                                            1172.
                                            >They wrote stories about me and her, me being a good mommy
 - 
                                            1173.
                                            >How I was the super clumsy mailmare with a heart of gold
 - 
                                            1174.
                                            >How I loved my daughter very much and did everything I could for her
 - 
                                            1175.
                                            >I cried for hours, reading story after story
 - 
                                            1176.
                                            >Imagining that life
 - 
                                            1177.
                                            >Even when they made my life miserable and tough, they made me seem so amazing
 - 
                                            1178.
                                            >The best mailmare, the best mommy in the world
 - 
                                            1179.
                                            >Always coming out on top even though I wasn't special...
 - 
                                            1180.
                                            >...if they only knew how alone and unremarkable I really was...
 - 
                                            1181.
                                            
 - 
                                            1182.
                                            
 - 
                                            1183.
                                            2:
 - 
                                            1184.
                                            >Went to seminar.
 - 
                                            1185.
                                            >Friends wanted to go.
 - 
                                            1186.
                                            >Money is tight, really couldn't afford it.
 - 
                                            1187.
                                            >Well, it was fun.
 - 
                                            1188.
                                            
 - 
                                            1189.
                                            >1 week later.
 - 
                                            1190.
                                            >Knock at the door.
 - 
                                            1191.
                                            >Iron Will wants his money.
 - 
                                            1192.
                                            >30 bits.
 - 
                                            1193.
                                            "I'm sorry, I don't have it right now."
 - 
                                            1194.
                                            >You just don't know what went wrong.
 - 
                                            1195.
                                            >Scared to tell him you were not satisfied.
 - 
                                            1196.
                                            "I'll have the money next week!"
 - 
                                            1197.
                                            >Iron Will scowls.
 - 
                                            1198.
                                            >"Well if I have to wait I'm going to charge some interest."
 - 
                                            1199.
                                            "How much?"
 - 
                                            1200.
                                            >"Not money."
 - 
                                            1201.
                                            
 - 
                                            1202.
                                            >Weeping, you bend over for the monster.
 - 
                                            1203.
                                            >It's the only way.
 - 
                                            1204.
                                            >If he goes to the police you could lose Dinky.
 - 
                                            1205.
                                            >Iron Will rams his monster cock up your plothole.
 - 
                                            1206.
                                            >Oh Celestia it hurts so bad.
 - 
                                            1207.
                                            >It's like he's ripping you open.
 - 
                                            1208.
                                            >At least he's done quick.
 - 
                                            1209.
                                            >"Iron Will will be back next week for his money."
 - 
                                            1210.
                                            "I promise, sir, I'll have it."
 - 
                                            1211.
                                            >"You better, or Iron Will is gonna charge more interest next time!"
 - 
                                            1212.
                                            
 - 
                                            1213.
                                            >You cry in the bath.
 - 
                                            1214.
                                            >The pain is awful.
 - 
                                            1215.
                                            >But doctor visits are expensive.
 - 
                                            1216.
                                            >Gotta clean up before Dinky gets home.
 - 
                                            1217.
                                            
 - 
                                            1218.
                                            >Dinky comes home from school.
 - 
                                            1219.
                                            >You're so happy to see her...the joy of your life.
 - 
                                            1220.
                                            >She hands you a permission slip.
 - 
                                            1221.
                                            >"Miss Cheerilie is taking us to the Canterlot Museum of Art."
 - 
                                            1222.
                                            >"But it's 30 bits for the train, lunch & museum admission."
 - 
                                            1223.
                                            >Your heart feels like bursting.
 - 
                                            1224.
                                            >You can't deny Dinky this class trip.
 - 
                                            1225.
                                            >But it means you won't be able to pay Iron Will on time.
 - 
                                            1226.
                                            >"Momma, if it's too much money"
 - 
                                            1227.
                                            "Don't be silly. Of course you can go."
 - 
                                            1228.
                                            >"Thanks momma, are you okay?"
 - 
                                            1229.
                                            "I'm fine, I have a little cold."
 - 
                                            1230.
                                            >"Momma you shouldn't go to your night job if you're sick."
 - 
                                            1231.
                                            "I'm okay, muffin, I'll be fine."
 - 
                                            1232.
                                            >Dinky gives you a big hug.
 - 
                                            1233.
                                            >You would do anything, suffer any pain for her.
 - 
                                            1234.
                                            >Anything.
 - 
                                            1235.
                                            
 - 
                                            1236.
                                            
 - 
                                            1237.
                                            3:
 - 
                                            1238.
                                            >been somewhat of a loaner for my whole life
 - 
                                            1239.
                                            >always "that weird pony" no one wants to have anything to do with
 - 
                                            1240.
                                            >lots of trouble finding friends
 - 
                                            1241.
                                            >kind of ditzy, hard times in social interactions
 - 
                                            1242.
                                            >in what I interpret today as a desperate cry for attention...
 - 
                                            1243.
                                            >...one day I come up with this retard persona
 - 
                                            1244.
                                            >derped my eyes, changed my voice to that of a braindead idiot
 - 
                                            1245.
                                            >whenever I fucked something up I went derpy in an attempt to escape ridicule
 - 
                                            1246.
                                            >sometimes they'd laugh with me, sometimes they'd laugh at me
 - 
                                            1247.
                                            >either way, I got noticed
 - 
                                            1248.
                                            >even came to be known, as "Derpy Hooves" the wall eyed idiot
 - 
                                            1249.
                                            >playing stupid was never exactly fun, but I was good at it
 - 
                                            1250.
                                            >maybe the only thing I was ever good at
 - 
                                            1251.
                                            
 - 
                                            1252.
                                            >never got rid of that self imposed stigma till the present day
 - 
                                            1253.
                                            >often times I can't tell if people treat me as retarded for real or in jest
 - 
                                            1254.
                                            
 - 
                                            1255.
                                            >one day, working my bitch of a job at the local moving company
 - 
                                            1256.
                                            >navigating the air mail carriage wagon
 - 
                                            1257.
                                            >in what may possibly have been the biggest fuck up of my life
 - 
                                            1258.
                                            >I drop the entire thing in the middle of Ponyville, completely destroying the town hall in the process
 - 
                                            1259.
                                            >panicked so hard I was physically about to throw up
 - 
                                            1260.
                                            >figured this would be my total social and financial ruin
 - 
                                            1261.
                                            
 - 
                                            1262.
                                            >as it turns out nopony expects me to cover the thousands of bits of damage
 - 
                                            1263.
                                            >because I'm "Derpy", the local mindfucked dumbshit who apparently isn't mentally able to account for when she fucks up
 - 
                                            1264.
                                            
 - 
                                            1265.
                                            >I want to die
 - 
                                            1266.
                                            
 - 
                                            1267.
                                            ---
 - 
                                            1268.
                                            
 - 
                                            1269.
                                            [Blueblood]
 - 
                                            1270.
                                            
 - 
                                            1271.
                                            >Live with aunts because my dad physically abused me
 - 
                                            1272.
                                            >Be antisocial and untrustworthy of other people because of previously mentioned childhood abuse
 - 
                                            1273.
                                            >Aunts are the only people who've ever shown me any real kindness
 - 
                                            1274.
                                            >Aunts encourage me to go outside and socialize
 - 
                                            1275.
                                            >I'm skeptical
 - 
                                            1276.
                                            >They invite me to this big party they hold every year
 - 
                                            1277.
                                            >Reluctantly agree to go
 - 
                                            1278.
                                            >Put on my best bowtie, hoping for the best
 - 
                                            1279.
                                            >Go to party
 - 
                                            1280.
                                            >See this beautiful girl giving me the eye from across the room, I immediately get nervous and go outside to collect myself
 - 
                                            1281.
                                            >Having no real experience with women I don't know what to do
 - 
                                            1282.
                                            >Dad used to tell me the only way to attract a woman was to hold yourself above them
 - 
                                            1283.
                                            >Better than nothing...
 - 
                                            1284.
                                            >Go on through the party with her, trying to enjoy myself but not really feeling right about how I'm treating her
 - 
                                            1285.
                                            >Cake comes literally out of nowhere towards me
 - 
                                            1286.
                                            >Hits the girl in the face
 - 
                                            1287.
                                            >Girl freaks out, screams at me and ruins my best clothes by smothering me with cake
 - 
                                            1288.
                                            >Later see my aunt laughing with that bitch and the rest of her friends
 - 
                                            1289.
                                            >Feel completely crushed and betrayed
 - 
                                            1290.
                                            >Storm back to my room, cry for hours and silently sob in the corner whimpering for my mother
 - 
                                            1291.
                                            >Next day aunts act like nothing happened
 - 
                                            1292.
                                            >I contemplate suicide all the time, just wishing it would end
 - 
                                            1293.
                                            
 - 
                                            1294.
                                            
 - 
                                            1295.
                                            [Mercury and Flowershine]
 - 
                                            1296.
                                            
 - 1297.
 - 
                                            1298.
                                            
 - 
                                            1299.
                                            >just barely make the cut for the prestigious wonderbolt academy
 - 
                                            1300.
                                            >feel kind of shy and overwhelmed
 - 
                                            1301.
                                            >very first day jump into laps and find out you're among the slowest of the new recruits
 - 
                                            1302.
                                            >everyone else seems so much more confident and capable than you
 - 
                                            1303.
                                            >there's a cute mare there though who seems just as out of place
 - 
                                            1304.
                                            >next day real training begins
 - 
                                            1305.
                                            >excited to be wearing the uniform, start thinking maybe you belong here
 - 
                                            1306.
                                            >you and the cute mare happen to be next to each other at the end of the exercise trying to catch your breath
 - 
                                            1307.
                                            >she's panting and looks bummed
 - 
                                            1308.
                                            >you suddenly think you should pat her on the back
 - 
                                            1309.
                                            >you get your hoof halfway up, but pause
 - 
                                            1310.
                                            >should you?
 - 
                                            1311.
                                            >what if she thinks that's creepy? maybe you don't know each other that well, but then again maybe this is a good way to get to know her? Oh Celestia, someone's going to notice you with your hoof just hanging there!
 - 
                                            1312.
                                            >trials for the day end and she heads off to the mess hall, leaving you behind without even noticing you're there
 - 
                                            1313.
                                            >damnit
 - 
                                            1314.
                                            
 - 
                                            1315.
                                            -
 - 
                                            1316.
                                            
 - 
                                            1317.
                                            >just barely make the cut for the prestigious wonderbolt academy
 - 
                                            1318.
                                            >feel kind of shy and overwhelmed
 - 
                                            1319.
                                            >very first day jump into laps and find out you're among the slowest of the new recruits
 - 
                                            1320.
                                            >everyone else seems so much more confident and capable than you
 - 
                                            1321.
                                            >there's a cute colt there though who seems just as out of place
 - 
                                            1322.
                                            >next day real training begins
 - 
                                            1323.
                                            >excited to be wearing the uniform, start thinking maybe you belong here
 - 
                                            1324.
                                            >you and the cute colt happen to be next to each other at the end of the exercise trying to catch your breath
 - 
                                            1325.
                                            >that really took the wind out of you
 - 
                                            1326.
                                            >feel more inadequate than ever
 - 
                                            1327.
                                            >the cute colt is looking at you
 - 
                                            1328.
                                            >he lifts his hoof up
 - 
                                            1329.
                                            >you think about how nice it would be to have a little reassurance right now
 - 
                                            1330.
                                            >you wait him to do something nice like pat your back or say something supportive
 - 
                                            1331.
                                            >he doesn't budge, just keeps looking
 - 
                                            1332.
                                            >he must think you're the worst flyer ever
 - 
                                            1333.
                                            >you grab whatever bit of self confidence you still have and walk off to the mess hall
 - 
                                            1334.
                                            >you need a glass of water
 - 
                                            1335.
                                            >make sure to splash some on your face
 - 
                                            1336.
                                            >can't let them see you cry
 - 
                                            1337.
                                            >especially him
 - 
                                            1338.
                                            
 - 
                                            1339.
                                            
 - 
                                            1340.
                                            
 - 
                                            1341.
                                            /////
 - 
                                            1342.
                                            
 - 
                                            1343.
                                            The entire show has been nothing but stories being read to a child by their mother. The mother turns out to be Twilight who wrote the book based on her own life experiences.[/spoiler:lit]
 - 
                                            1344.
                                            
 - 
                                            1345.
                                            >last scene of the last episode
 - 
                                            1346.
                                            >camera pulls out over a visibly changed Ponyville
 - 
                                            1347.
                                            >denser houses, paved roads, a few four storey buildings
 - 
                                            1348.
                                            >on a lawn outside an old library a purple alicorn is reading to a trio of dusty coloured foals
 - 
                                            1349.
                                            >"Did that all really happen mama?" says one, the youngest.
 - 
                                            1350.
                                            >"Yeah, especially the bit with the dragon! Everypone knows those are extinct!"
 - 
                                            1351.
                                            >"I think that's up to you to decide, children." the venerable matron replies.
 - 
                                            1352.
                                            >camera pulls back further
 - 
                                            1353.
                                            >soundtrack cuts out
 - 
                                            1354.
                                            >"Friendship was Magic"
 - 
                                            1355.
                                            >"Developed for TV by Lauren Faust"
 - 
                                            1356.
                                            >original theme tune remixed into a lullaby begins to play...
 
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