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                                            >Thursday, most of the week is gone by now
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                                            >You wake up realizing you are spooning Aria
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                                            >Quietly, you enjoy being close to her, her warm being a nice welcome to life again
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                                            >While she has a bit of muscle, her body is really soft
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                                            5.
                                            >You put your head closer to her, and take a good sniff of her hair. Lavender
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                                            6.
                                            >While you want to call in sick and enjoy a bit of spooning, you need your meat
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                                            7.
                                            >You nudge her a bit, and she wakes up
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                                            8.
                                            "Morning cutie"
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                                            9.
                                            >She jumps out of the bed
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                                            10.
                                            >"Did you were spooning me?!"
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                                            11.
                                            "If it is of any consolation, my dick was far from your bum, and I only smelled your hair this time"
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                                            12.
                                            >She throws her pillow at you. It hits your face
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                                            13.
                                            >"I always knew you were a pervert. Now get your ass out of bed, I'm late for workout"
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                                            14.
                                            >She leaves the room huffing while you giggle quietly
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                                            "Hehe, every week the same"
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                                            16.
                                            >You leave your bed and do your morning routine as always
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                                            17.
                                            >As an agreement when moving in, the Dazzlings asked you to Sonata to cook once a week (well, more like Adagio and Aria. They said Sonata needed to do something so she couldn't do nothing dumb)
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                                            18.
                                            >You go to the kitchen, and see an entire mess of stains and spilled food
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                                            19.
                                            >Yup, Sonata made breakfast
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                                            20.
                                            "Morning girls"
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                                            21.
                                            >"Morning anon..."
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                                            22.
                                            >Poor Adagio, looks like Aria gave her the slip and she has to clean the kitchen alone
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                                            >"Anon! Anon! Look what I did!"
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                                            24.
                                            >She shows you a heart-shaped pancake. It's a bit burned
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                                            "Oh? Did you really did this yourself?"
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                                            >"Yup! I know I always make juice or tea, but I wanted to surprise you today"
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                                            "Aww, that's sweet. Thanks Sonata"
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                                            28.
                                            >You pat her head and grab a bite. Is a bit hard, but the taste is fine
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                                            29.
                                            "Hey, this is good"
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                                            30.
                                            >She giggles
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                                            "Well, I'm off to work. You gals see what you can make for lunch"
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                                            32.
                                            >"Maybe we should ask for takeout if Sonata will leave the kitchen like this again"
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                                            33.
                                            >"No fair dagi! I can cook too!"
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                                            34.
                                            >"If the firemen come here, the tax is on Anonymous"
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                                            35.
                                            "Deal"
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                                            36.
                                            >You leave your apartment, and go to work
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                                            38.
                                            >Work today is an interesting day
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                                            >Everyone did their stuff until lunch, then everyone got ready for the party
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                                            40.
                                            >It was a great idea: everyone is socializing, and Filthy looks a bit more cheerful
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                                            41.
                                            >Meanwhile, you were on your own, but for a reason
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                                            42.
                                            >Pepperoni pizza! Hotdogs! Cheeseburgers!
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                                            43.
                                            >You were stuffing your mouth with glorious meat to the point only small holes were visible
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                                            >"Anon, you doofus, now how will you swallow all that?"
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                                            "Hmmpfthuffhuff!" (I got a plan!)
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                                            46.
                                            >You lift with bravery and determination your most useful beverage in this course: cheap soda!
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                                            47.
                                            >You lay on the floor and let the sugary drink fall through the holes, making the mush blander
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                                            48.
                                            >All your friends are laughing and filming your feat. Aria will make you run everyday and Adagio will force veganism for a year, but fuck it if this wasn't worth it!
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                                            49.
                                            >You manage to finish the large bottle and the food in your mouth
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                                            *Gulp!* "Ahhh! I missed that"
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                                            51.
                                            >*Growl~~~!*
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                                            "Oh, crap. I need to-"
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                                            >"Hey anon, come here. We are having a small speech for the boss, and you should give it"
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                                            "Now? But I need to-"
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                                            >Before you could protest, your colleagues take you to the stand
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                                            >"Now Anonymous will give you a speech for this party boss, bring him here"
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                                            >Your colleagues give you a slip of paper and a microphone
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                                            >You are on the spot now
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                                            "Shit... Hum, here I go"
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                                            61.
                                            >Everyone is gathered, ready to listen
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                                            62.
                                            >You read the little speech. Damn it, Barbara wrote this. Is filled with innuendos and dirty jokes. Expected from someone who has been thirsty since her 15's
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                                            63.
                                            >Fuck this, time to improvise
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                                            "Dear boss, we are thankful for let us gather all here. The food was awesome, and I had a lot of fun with my friends. Really, you are really the man"
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                                            65.
                                            >Looks like they bought your bullshit
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                                            "Yeah! Now let's raise our glasses to-" *blergh*
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                                            67.
                                            >Oh no
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                                            68.
                                            >Everyone is looking at you funny
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                                            "What I meant to say was: let's raise our glasses and-" *whiff*
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                                            >Oh crap
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                                            >"Anon, are you-?"
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                                            "I need a bathroom, sorry!"
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                                            73.
                                            >You sprint to the bathroom, but Barbara didn't took fine you changing the script
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                                            >"Be careful anon, don't trip"
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                                            >She puts her leg in the middle of your run, making you fall on the mobile printer. You farted and shit your pants so hard, you proppel to the door
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                                            >You friends were bringing a cake at the same time. You landed in there
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                                            >Everyone is laughing now
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                                            >"Hahaha, see anon? I warned you"
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                                            "Oh, fuck you Barba-" *Blergh!!!*
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                                            >That was the last push your stomach could resist. You vomit, and the propulsion made the slippery platter slip you to the stairs!
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                                            >The fall wasn't pretty
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                                            >"Ahahahaha!!!"
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                                            "Damn it Aria, stop laughing! Ouch!"
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                                            85.
                                            >"B-but this is just- ahahaha!!!"
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                                            86.
                                            >Back at home, you are recovering from the hits. At least you got free tomorrow, and you don't have to work on weekends. Long rest at least
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                                            87.
                                            >Adagio is tending to your wounds
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                                            "Ow! Careful!"
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                                            89.
                                            >"Don't move so much anon, you received quite the impacts"
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                                            "This is all Barbara's fault. Fucking thirsty bitch"
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                                            >"I still don't understand why didn't you read the speech. It couldn't be that bad"
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                                            >You give her the speech that was cramped in your pocket
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                                            93.
                                            "See for yourself"
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                                            >"Oh.... Oh! OOOHHHH!!! This is like when we were in Paris"
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                                            >"That phase of yours? Ugh, I though you left it behind"
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                                            >"I did, but this woman didn't. How old is she?"
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                                            "Like 68"
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                                            >"Looks like she never got some"
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                                            "Speaking of some, can I get some food"
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                                            >"Here! Hope you like it anon!"
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                                            >Sonata comes in with a plate of rice with cheese
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                                            >"Sorry I didn't make something tasty, but Adagio told me you needed something soft and Aria said this is simple and soft on the stomach"
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                                            "Well, I like it. It tastes nice. What did you have for lunch?"
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                                            >"Hamburguers"
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                                            105.
                                            >You look at Aria
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                                            106.
                                            >"You were the one who couldn't eat meat, not us"
 
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