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[FLUTTERRAPE] ScroogeAnon
By NebulusCreated: 2020-12-17 16:46:05
Updated: 2021-07-03 09:47:14
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                                            Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 24th, 2012
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                                            AUTHOR'S NOTE
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                                            This story was written a while back, at the start of December, but I never saved it. As a result, it's technically the first Flutterape Christmas story I wrote.
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                                            Special thanks to a wonderful Anon who went through the trouble of searching an old archived thread to find it. I love you dearly.
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                                            <3
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                                            >Night 120 in Equestria
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                                            13.
                                            >Sat up in bed reading a book by lamplight
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                                            14.
                                            >Feel a sudden chill
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                                            15.
                                            >Shiver and pull the covers up further
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                                            16.
                                            >Damn this is a good book
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                                            17.
                                            >Feel a shiver again
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                                            18.
                                            >Notice that the window is open
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                                            19.
                                            >Odd, you don't remember it being like that
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                                            20.
                                            >Get out of bed and shut it
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                                            21.
                                            >Back to bed
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                                            22.
                                            >Hear a faint moaning
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                                            23.
                                            >The hairs on the back of your neck stand up
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                                            24.
                                            >Feel a shiver once more, much colder than previous times
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                                            25.
                                            >See a faint blue/white glow from your left side
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                                            26.
                                            >Teeth chattering, look over at it
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                                            27.
                                            >A ghostly version of Fluttershy is hovering next to you
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                                            28.
                                            >Oh. Your. God.
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                                            29.
                                            Flutter...shy?
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                                            >"OooooOOOooooo! I am the ghost of Fluttershy! Tonight you will be visited by 3 spirits! Each will show you a vision of things that once were, things that are, and things that shall be!... If... umm... That's ok with you..."
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                                            31.
                                            Hang on, is this because Christmas is getting nearer?
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                                            32.
                                            >"What-mas?"
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                                            33.
                                            Chris- forget it.
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                                            34.
                                            >"OOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOO! BEWAAAARE!!! BEWAARRRREEE!!!"
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                                            35.
                                            Get the fuck out of my house
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                                            36.
                                            >"ok"
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                                            37.
                                            >She floats through the wall next to your bed
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                                            38.
                                            >Fucking Ghostshy
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                                            39.
                                            >Final chapter of your book
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                                            40.
                                            >Fucking hell this is exciting
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                                            41.
                                            >The detective just confronted the murderer, but things have taken a violent turn
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                                            42.
                                            >Thank god there's nothing here to distract you
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                                            43.
                                            >Look over to your shoulder
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                                            44.
                                            >Fluttershy looks back at you
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                                            45.
                                            >Look back to your book
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                                            46.
                                            >Freeze
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                                            47.
                                            AAAAAAAHH!
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                                            48.
                                            >"AAAAAAAAHHH!"
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                                            49.
                                            AAAAAAAAHH!!
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                                            50.
                                            >"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
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                                            51.
                                            >"Oh, Anon. You startled me..."
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                                            52.
                                            I startled YOU?!
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                                            53.
                                            >"Yes... Is that your fetish?"
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                                            54.
                                            FUCKIN-
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                                            55.
                                            >"ok ok. Look. Umm. I'm the ghost of Rapemas past, here to show you events long past"
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                                            56.
                                            Rapemas. Are you fucking kidding me. I haven't even been here a whole year yet.
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                                            57.
                                            >"I know. But i'm here to show you a previous Rapemas"
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                                            58.
                                            You're a moron.
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                                            59.
                                            >"ok..."
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                                            60.
                                            >Suddenly you're not in your bed anymore
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                                            61.
                                            >You're stood on a bridge completely naked surrounded by snow
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                                            62.
                                            >Flutterghost is hovering next to you
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                                            63.
                                            >Even as a ghost you can tell when she's blushing
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                                            64.
                                            >However the hell that's even possible
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                                            65.
                                            >"Oh... my~"
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                                            66.
                                            Eyes up here, asshole. Why are we here?
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                                            67.
                                            >She points infront of you
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                                            68.
                                            >Fluttershy, the real one, is stood infront of you
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                                            69.
                                            >She's talking to... A stallion?
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                                            Who's that?
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                                            71.
                                            >"Me"
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                                            72.
                                            The other one, genius.
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                                            73.
                                            >"That's... umm..."
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                                            >"maolboyfren..."
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                                            75.
                                            What?
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                                            76.
                                            >"My old boyfriend"
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                                            77.
                                            The fact that you even had a thing for stallions amazes me
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                                            >No answer
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                                            79.
                                            >Fluttershy is looking longingly at the stallion
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                                            Hey, Flutters, Are you ok?
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                                            81.
                                            >She sniffs and wipes her eye with a hoof
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                                            82.
                                            >"I-I'm fine, really. Now watch"
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                                            83.
                                            >The real-past Fluttershy speaks up
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                                            >"Oh, Sunbeam. I'm so happy being with you! I-I think we should take it to the next level of our relationship!"
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                                            85.
                                            >Sunbeam smiles at her
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                                            86.
                                            >"I like you too, Fluttershy"
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                                            >This give Fluttershy pause
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                                            88.
                                            >"L-like or love?"
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                                            >Sunbeam looks nervous
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                                            90.
                                            >Ahh, you've seen this kind of thing before
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                                            >"W-well, I do like you a lot, Fluttershy, but umm..."
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                                            >"Do you love me?"
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                                            >"I..."
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                                            >"DO YOU LOVE ME OR NOT?"
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                                            95.
                                            >Fluttershy is fuming, her muscles tense and her entire body leaning into Sunbeam's face, using the Stare at full force
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                                            >"L-look. I really enjoy being with you, but i'm just not ready for that kind of thing. I can't say I love you yet, ok?"
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                                            97.
                                            >Fluttershy calms down
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                                            >"Ok. I understand"
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                                            99.
                                            >Sunbeam relaxes
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                                            100.
                                            >"Good..."
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                                            101.
                                            >Fluttershy's face takes on a much more sinister look
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                                            102.
                                            >"I'll just have to make you love me."
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                                            103.
                                            >"W-what?"
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                                            Oh god please say you didn't.
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                                            105.
                                            >Look at Fluttershy
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                                            >She smiles weakly
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                                            107.
                                            >"I... May have done..."
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                                            108.
                                            >Your eyes widen
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                                            109.
                                            >You quickly look back at Sunbeam and Realshy
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                                            110.
                                            >Fluttershy lunges on top of Sunbeam
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                                            >"You're going to love me, darling. Trust me"
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                                            >"Fluttershy what are you-"
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                                            113.
                                            >She kisses him deeply, he seems to relax a little bit and gets into the kiss
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                                            114.
                                            >Fluttershy starts rubbing between his legs
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                                            >That makes him tense up again
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                                            >"Fluttershy i'm really not ready for that-"
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                                            >She slaps him and starts Staring again
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                                            >"Quiet. You WILL love me."
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                                            >He starts whimpering
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                                            120.
                                            >Fluttershy always was stronger than she seemed
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                                            121.
                                            >She pins him down and places her crotch over his face while she starts licking the end of his member
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                                            >As expected, it goes hard.
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                                            123.
                                            >The curse of being male
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                                            This is... Horrible, Fluttershy.
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                                            >Realshy starts kissing and nibbling the end of Sunbeam's dick
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                                            >He moans slightly but cuts it off at the end to struggle some more
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                                            127.
                                            >She kicks him in the face
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                                            Ouch
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                                            129.
                                            >Ghostshy giggles
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                                            130.
                                            >"He only ever dated me because he was scared of me"
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                                            And you're proud of that, are you?
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                                            >"N-no... Not really..."
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                                            You're a terrible pony.
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                                            >"..."
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                                            >Real shy is now deepthroating Sunbeam while his head rolls around, his eyes unfocused and his nose bleeding profusely
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                                            >Suddenly he tenses up and starts cumming
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                                            >Fluttershy swallows every last drop
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                                            >She gets off him
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                                            >"There, that wasn't so bad, was it?"
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                                            >He starts crying
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                                            >You feel anger well up inside you
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                                            >The world starts going blurry
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                                            >Everything stretches before you and you feel yourself falling
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                                            >You blink
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                                            >Back in your bed
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                                            >Ghostshy next to you
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                                            >Waste no time in berating her
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                                            That was fucking horrible, even by your standards. That was low, Fluttershy. What ever happened to the poor guy?
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                                            >"He moved out of town the next day"
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                                            Fucking hell.
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                                            >Silence between you both
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                                            >"A-anyway..."
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                                            >"OoooOOooooOOOO!! Tonight you will be visited by two more spirits! One will show you what is, and the other shall show you what will be!"
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                                            Why.
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                                            >"Shush"
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                                            >She flies out the house through the wall
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                                            >Fuckin A
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                                            >Go back to your book
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                                            >2 hours later
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                                            >Trying to sleep after finishing it, but can't get the mental image of Fluttershy raping that poor stallion out of your mind
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                                            >Shiver slightly
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                                            >Uh oh
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                                            >Shiver again
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                                            >She wasn't lying
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                                            >Hear distant laughing as Ghostshy crashlands through your roof
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                                            >She's dressed in a festive outfit and laughing merrily
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                                            >"Haha! Hello there, Anon! I am the ghost of Rapesmas Present! I'm here to show you what will happen should you accept Fluttershy's love!"
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                                            Wait, you aren't Fluttershy? I thought you'd died and no one had told me.
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                                            >"Oh Anon! You're a crack up! Hahaha! Come! Let us make haste! Awaaaay!"
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                                            CAN'T I JUST GET SOME FUCKING SLEE-
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                                            >Out of your bed again
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                                            >Fucks sake
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                                            >Look around
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                                            >It's Ponyville during some kind of winter celebration
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                                            >Fillies are running around laughing and carollers are at doors singing happily
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                                            >The whole thing fills you with contentment and you feel relaxed and happier just looking at it
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                                            >Feel yourself smile
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                                            >Ghostshy is floating around basking in it all
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                                            >"Wonderful, is it not? This is Ponyville during Hearth's Warming Eve. A time of happiness and warmth so that ponies everywhere may shut out the cold that resides outside!"
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                                            >You've never seen Fluttershy this happy, she seems like Pinkie Pie. High on life.
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                                            So it's like Christmas then
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                                            >"Whatmas?"
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                                            Whatever.
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                                            >"...Come! Follow me to my cottage!"
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                                            >Float through the air alongside her towards Fluttershy's cottage
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                                            >Land outside a window
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                                            >Fluttershy beams at you and motions for you to look inside
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                                            >You do so
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                                            >And gasp
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                                            >You and Fluttershy are wrapped up in blankets drinking hot chocolate
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                                            >She's nuzzled up to you chest and you have your chin resting on the top of her head, your eyes closed and a massive smile on your face
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                                            >You both seem completely and utterly at peace with everything, hell even the bags under your eyes are gone
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                                            >You worked on those for 10 years as well
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                                            >Fucking Happiness
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                                            What... IS this?
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                                            >"This is life for you should you ever accept my love. All I want is for you to be happy, Anon. We could live out the rest of our days together like this. In each other's arms and loving company"
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                                            197.
                                            You don't have arms. You're a horse.
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                                            >"Whatever."
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                                            So this is life, huh? Seems pretty good. What's the catch?
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                                            >"No catch. You live out the rest of your days with me"
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                                            Ah. That's the catch.
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                                            Well sorry, Flutts. But that's not going to happen anytime soon. I don't do horses. Take me back.
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                                            >Her face suddenly changes
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                                            >It's no longer the jolly face of pure bliss you'd grown to like
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                                            205.
                                            >It's replaced with a look of fear, sadness and pity.
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                                            >"I'm sorry you feel that way, Anon. I really am."
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                                            >You blink and suddenly you're back in your bed
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                                            >Fluttershy is next to you, looking at you with eyes full of concern
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                                            >She gulps before speaking
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                                            >"T-tonight..."
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                                            >Uh oh.
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                                            >"Tonight you will be visited by one more spirit... It will show you what will come to pass."
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                                            >"I'm so sorry."
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                                            >And she's gone.
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                                            >That was unnerving, you have to admit.
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                                            >You've seen Fluttershy portray a lot of emotions, but never have you seen her so genuinely concerned about you
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                                            >You try to go back to sleep, but just end up lying in bed looking at the ceiling
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                                            >A third spirit?
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                                            >What will come to pass?
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                                            >You think back to what you just saw
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                                            >You looked so happy with Fluttershy, you looked like a huge burden had been lifted from your shoulders
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                                            >And that hot chocolate looked and smelled amazing
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                                            >Fucking Bribery at work, here.
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                                            >You close your eyes and try to get the image of you nuzzling Fluttershy out of your head
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                                            >It's not working
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                                            >About an hour passes in complete silence
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                                            >You feel yourself drifting off to bed when you sense that something is horribly wrong
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                                            >An wave of dread washes over you and you feel incredibly cold, worse than any of the shivers you'd felt this night
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                                            >A faint thud is heard below your room
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                                            >Tense up and sit perfectly still
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                                            >Listen intently as heavy footfalls are heard coming up your stairs
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                                            >Slow and deliberate, each one echoing throughout the house
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                                            233.
                                            >Your door creaks open and your try not to cry out
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                                            >Fluttershy is stood in your doorway
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                                            >She's dressed in a shredded black cloak, and looks like she hasn't eaten or slept in years.
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                                            >Her bony visage and sunken eyes behold you
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                                            >Ohshitohshitohshit
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                                            F...Fluttershy?
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                                            >The "thing" representing Fluttershy slowly trudges towards the foot of your bed
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                                            >It hold your gaze for what seems like forever
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                                            >Starting to get lost in the black holes that are her eyes
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                                            242.
                                            >She says nothing
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                                            >Merely points at you and all goes black
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                                            244.
                                            >You open your eyes and once again, you're not in your bed.
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                                            >And you're also naked
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                                            246.
                                            >For fucks sake.
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                                            247.
                                            >Flutterdeath turns towards you and looks at you for a few seconds
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                                            >Then she turns and walks away
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                                            249.
                                            >You look around
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                                            250.
                                            >Everything is silent, the snow of the ground is dark with the lack of light, and not even the moon is out.
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                                            251.
                                            >A low fog is all around you and you can barely make out the shape of Flutterdeath infront of you
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                                            >You decide to follow her, since she's your only way out of this mess
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                                            >Run to her side
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                                            >She doesn't acknowledge you, she just keeps walking
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                                            >Decide to make small talk with the being of your nightmares
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                                            Soo... What are you here to show me?
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                                            >You already knew. But you felt it was polite to ask
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                                            258.
                                            >No reply
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                                            >She just keeps walking
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                                            260.
                                            >You follow suit and eventually come to a dark house
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                                            >No lights in the windows
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                                            262.
                                            >Even in your spectral form you can feel the wind, it chills you to where your bones would normally be
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                                            263.
                                            >Peer inside a window
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                                            >The entire place is trashed
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                                            265.
                                            >Flutterdeath walks up to the door and straight through it
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                                            266.
                                            >You follow, walking through the solid wood
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                                            >Man that felt weird
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                                            268.
                                            >Wood molecules look funny
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                                            269.
                                            >You follow her into the living room
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                                            270.
                                            >Hang on, how did you know where it was?
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                                            271.
                                            >Look around
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                                            272.
                                            >Holy shit this is your house
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                                            273.
                                            Woah, why is my house so messed up? What happens in the future?
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                                            >No reply
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                                            ANSWER ME
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                                            276.
                                            >No reply
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                                            277.
                                            >She just looks at you with those damned eyes
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                                            278.
                                            >You feel pressured to do something
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                                            279.
                                            >You start walking around, looking for clues
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                                            280.
                                            >See a picture on the floor with a cracked frame
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                                            281.
                                            >Look at it closely
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                                            282.
                                            >It's your photo with the rest of the mane 6, it's your most treasured possession in this world
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                                            283.
                                            >The mane 6 have been scratched out though, and the only ones left are Fluttershy and you.
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                                            284.
                                            >You can see where this is going
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                                            285.
                                            >Walk into the kitchen and look for something to give you more clues
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                                            286.
                                            >Nothing
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                                            287.
                                            >Go back to Flutterdeath
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                                            288.
                                            Any ideas?
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                                            289.
                                            >She looks at the stairs
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                                            290.
                                            >Follow her gaze
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                                            291.
                                            >Slowly walk up them
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                                            292.
                                            >Even if you are spectral, and therefore it's safe to assume you're invincible, it scares you.
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                                            293.
                                            >Reach the landing and look towards your bedroom
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                                            294.
                                            >The door is shattered open
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                                            295.
                                            >Like a rabid animal broke it open
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                                            296.
                                            >See scratch marks all over the front of it
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                                            297.
                                            >Walk in and freeze
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                                            298.
                                            >There you are
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                                            299.
                                            >Naked, bloody and lifeless
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                                            300.
                                            >Your dick is covered in blood and dried cum
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                                            301.
                                            >Your face is streaked with tears and reflects your final moments
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                                            302.
                                            >Fear, disgust and sorrow.
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                                            303.
                                            >Look towards where DeadAnon is looking
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                                            304.
                                            >The normally empty wall facing your bed now bares a message written in blood
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                                            305.
                                            >"YoU'Re GoInG To LOVE Me"
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                                            306.
                                            >Fear.
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                                            307.
                                            >You feel nothing but fear.
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                                            308.
                                            >Fluttershy kills you
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                                            309.
                                            >She actually fucking kills you
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                                            310.
                                            >Start to panic
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                                            311.
                                            >It can't end like this
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                                            312.
                                            >Run downstairs to find Flutterdeath waiting patiently
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                                            313.
                                            This is a joke, right? I can't die! I can't! WHEN DOES THIS HAPPEN?
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                                            314.
                                            >She looks at the wall
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                                            315.
                                            >A calender is there on a slant
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                                            316.
                                            >You run over it it
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                                            >December 25th - 3002 After Discord (AD)
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                                            318.
                                            >That's this year.
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                                            >She kills you on this shitty little pony holiday because you keep rejecting her
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                                            320.
                                            >Sink to your knees, looking at the calender with your mouth hanging open
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                                            321.
                                            >Slowly shaking your head over and over
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                                            322.
                                            I can't die. I just can't...
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                                            323.
                                            >Toss up the facts
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                                            324.
                                            >You accept Fluttershy: You live in peace and happiness for the rest of your days
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                                            325.
                                            >You reject her: You die this year
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                                            326.
                                            >You piss her off: She rapes you in public on a bridge somewhere.
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                                            327.
                                            >Tough choice
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                                            328.
                                            >You stand up, you know what you have to do.
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                                            329.
                                            >Walk back over to Flutterdeath
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                                            330.
                                            I've seen enough, I know what I have to do.
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                                            331.
                                            >She nods and suddenly you're back in your bed
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                                            332.
                                            >Stare at the wall infront of you, which not 5 minutes ago bore the message of your doom
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                                            333.
                                            >Get up and get dressed
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                                            334.
                                            >Look outside, see that it's morning
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                                            335.
                                            >Look at the Calender
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                                            336.
                                            >December 25th - 3002 AD
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                                            337.
                                            >Sigh
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                                            338.
                                            >Head towards Fluttershy's house
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                                            339.
                                            >On the way there, see ponies dressed up and in festive clothing
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                                            340.
                                            >Goddamn Equestrian Weather. Yesterday it was sunny with not a flake of snow on the ground. Now it looks like a Whatmas Pageant.
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                                            341.
                                            >Continue onwards to the cottage
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                                            342.
                                            >Hear carollers singing
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                                            343.
                                            >Cheesy as fuck
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                                            344.
                                            >You remember what the Shy of Rapesmas Present showed you, and suddenly you feel a lot happier.
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                                            345.
                                            >Arrive at the cottage
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                                            346.
                                            >Mentally prepare yourself
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                                            347.
                                            >Knock twice
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                                            348.
                                            >Fluttershy opens the door
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                                            349.
                                            >"Oh! Anon! How wonderful to see you!"
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                                            350.
                                            >She smiles
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                                            351.
                                            >It fills you with happiness and fear
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                                            352.
                                            >Fucking Spirits
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                                            353.
                                            Hey... Fluttershy... Listen. I was just wondering if you'd like to uhh...
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                                            354.
                                            >Look past her
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                                            355.
                                            >Notice a huge black tome on the table
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                                            356.
                                            >"Y-yes, Anon?"
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                                            357.
                                            >She moves to block your vision
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                                            358.
                                            Hang on, what's that book?
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                                            359.
                                            >"N-NOTHING, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?"
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                                            360.
                                            >Stride past her and look at the front cover
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                                            361.
                                            >Dream Manipulation for Dummies: A concise guide to altering sleeping patterns and creating realistic illusions.
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                                            362.
                                            >Feel your eye twitch
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                                            363.
                                            >Spin around
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                                            364.
                                            >Grab Fluttershy by the throat and start throttling her
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                                            365.
                                            FLUUUUTTEEEEEERSHYYYYYYY
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                                            366.
                                            >Suddenly Pinkie Pie bursts out of a closest and bounces right up to you
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                                            367.
                                            >She grabs your head in her hooves and looks right into your eyes, you feel like she's staring into your soul
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                                            368.
                                            >Nothing can prepare you for what she says next
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                                            369.
                                            MERRY WHATSMAS, /mlp/!!!
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                                            370.
                                            
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                                            371.
                                            The End
 
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