[FLUTTERRAPE] Beaches and Whores

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 10:50:50
Expiry: Never

anon fluttershy nsfw comedy /flutterrape/

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Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 10th, 2013
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>Day 230 in Equestria
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>Feel something heavy land on your chest
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>Wake up and gasp
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>The Mane 6 are stood around your bed, with Pinkie Pie on your chest
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Pinkie.
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>"Anon"
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>She grins at you
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Don't say it-
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>"WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH!"
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FUCKIN-
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>DAY BEACH EPISODE IN EQUESTRIA
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>You lean your head against the window of the train carriage while the rest of the Mane 6 chat happily
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>Rainbow Dash takes a seat next to you
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>"Soo uhh. Anon! Do they have beaches where you're from?"
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I lived by the coast. Yes they have beaches.
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>"Cool! Maybe we could play some beach volleyball!"
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Oh, no thanks. I don't play that anymore
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>Not since the accident
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>Mental images of fire and screaming children fill your mind
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>Shudder
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>"Oh. Well don't worry, Anon. We'll find something for you to do!"
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>Grunt and get back to watching the trees and sights fly past the window
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>You listen to the ponies talk about anything and everything for about an hour
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>Before you put your own head through the glass in frustration, the train pulls into a station
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>Pinkie Pie squeals excitedly
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>"OHMYGOSH! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!"
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>You do a quick prayer to Jehovah before following them off the train and onto the platform
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>The sun glares down upon you and you see heatwaves rising from the platform
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>A bird flies out of the shade and into the sun, where it promtly sets on fire and falls onto the platform as a freshly cooked minature chicken-like object
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This shit's bananas.
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>"No it's not! It's a train station!"
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>Pinkie Pie giggles at her hilarious joke and bounces off the station towards the beach
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>You whistle
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>It's one hell of a beach
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>Stretching for a mile each way, gorgeous white sand and a glistening blue sea greet you
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>You take off your shoes and march onto the sand, despite the sun's rays, the sand is pleasantly warm, and softer than the finest sugar through your toes
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>Smile
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>Today's going to be a fine day
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>Your leg suddenly feels sticky and warm
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>Look down
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>Fluttershy is grinding and panting against your leg
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>Today's going to be a foul day
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>Kick her away and head towards the sea
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>Rarity trots by your side
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>"Now, Anonymous. I hope you have appropriate swimwear!"
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>Realise that you don't
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>You were actually dragged out of your bed 3 hours ago and thrown onto a train in your pajamas.
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>Fucking ponies
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>At least you sleep with your shoes on
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>They called you mad
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>You called it preparation
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>You get to comfortable distance away from the water's edge and lie on your back, enjoying the feeling on the sand around you and the moist dripping on your face
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>Sigh
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>Open your eyes
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>Fluttershy is leaning over you, drooling
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Do you mind?
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>"Y-you too"
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>Push her away and carry on sunbathing
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>Rarity throws down a mat
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>And an umbrella
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>And pays a nearby beachboy to fan her
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>"Isn't this marvellous, Anonymous?"
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Yeah, it's pretty sweet. Good weather, good location, good... uhh...
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>Watch Fluttershy build a sand dick-castle and grin at you
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...Friends...
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>Rarity smiles
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>"All in all this should be a fabulous day out. You should go for a swim, dear!"
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I'm fine, thanks
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>She lets out an immature groan
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>"Pleeeeeaaase?"
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Fine, god.
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>You stand up and head towards the sea
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>"ANON!"
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>Look back
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>Rarity is livid
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>"You can't swim wearing that! Take it off! You've got to take the train ride home in that!"
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>Glare at her
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>She grins back
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>Look around
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>The entire beach is now looking at you
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>Dead silence
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>Seagulls have landed and are now staring
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>A pony in a miner's kit emerges from the sand, takes off his goggles and also begins staring
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>Twilight peers over the edge of a book
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>Rainbow Dash is sat up and grinning
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>Applejack nudges her stetson up her forehead to get a better look
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>Pinkie Pie is trembling with excitement
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>Fluttershy is masturbating inside a small fort she made around herself, shielding her bottom half from view
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You people are crazy
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>A brown pony takes off his shades and glares at you
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>"What do you mean, "You people?""
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>A slighly lighter brown pony snaps his head back to look at him
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>"What do YOU mean, "You people?""
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>Take one final look around the beach and sigh
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I'm in hell.
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>Take off your shirt
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>The beach cheers and ponies start crying with happiness
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>Ignore them as best you can and pass a group of war veterans on the way to the water
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>They're clapping and wiping tears from their eyes
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>"You did good, son. You did good"
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>You wish you were back home. This beach is too loud.
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>Walk into the sea and swim out as far as you can
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>Swim out to a bouy and lean against it, looking back at the beach
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>Pinkie Pie has started a "Creepy Alien took of his Shirt" party
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>You don't understand this place at all.
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>Close your eyes and enjoy the warmth of the water
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>Feel something nudge your leg
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>God you hope it's a shark
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>Look down
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>Worse
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>Fluttershy bursts out and gasps for breath
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>"Helloanonlookslikeyouandmeareoutherealone!"
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Say that again without sounding like a mentally handicapped person
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>"Umm... W-want to do it behind this bouy?"
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Do what, talk about politics? Religion?
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>"S-sex"
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But Fluttershy. I'm asexual.
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>"W-what does that mean?"
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It means I reproduce via spores. And that when I do eventually reproduce, another Anon grows off me then falls off, going away to live his own life.
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>"Really?"
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No, you fucking retard. Go back to your musk-castle and leave me in peace. I just want to enjoy the water
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>She frowns
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>"T-that wasn't very nice, Anon..."
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I didn't intend for it to be. Go away
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>She doggy paddles back to the beach
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>Rest against the bouy, kicking your legs in the water
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>See a large fin appear ahead of you, speeding towards you fast
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Oh thank god!
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>You eagerly await the sweet embrace of shark-death when a hideous creature of unfathomable horror burst out of the water where the fin was and peers at you
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>Some kind of disgusting shark/pony hybrid is staring at you in awe, it's 4 eyes blinking at the same time and it's mouth hanging open, revealing several rows of razor sharp teeth
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>"W-wow... What kind of c-creature are you?"
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I'm a human. What the hell are you?
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>"H-hi, human... I'm Swimmershy"
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>Your inner-Luna makes a brief cameo
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Art thou taking thine piss?
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>She then dissapears for the whole day, but she'll show up again later all of 3 seconds.
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>Fucking inner-luna
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>"S-so what do humans like to talk about?"
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Oh, you know. You eating me. You should eat me. Quickly.
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>Swimmershy gasps
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>"Oh no, I couldn't do that!"
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>She blushes
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>Somehow
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>"I-I think I'm in love with you!"
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>Stare at her
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>Look back at the beach
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>Fluttershy has erected a life-sized model of you, complete with giant penis and is praying to it
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>Look back at Swimmershy
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>She's nudging your crotch
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>Slap it
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Stop that. And also stop being in love with me.
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>"I-I can't help it! I fell in love the moment you took your shirt off!"
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Seriously.
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>"Yes! Come with me back to my watery home! We can m-make love and have lots of spawn together!"
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>You think of shark tits
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>Shake your head
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>It's just not the same
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Sorry, but I'm not available
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>She/It looks sad
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>"Oh... Ok... Who are you dating?"
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>Think of a cunning plan
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>Grin
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>Drape your arm over the shark-thing
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>The water gets a hell of a lot warmer
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>Gross
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>Point at Fluttershy on the beach
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>She's now sucking off the statue's sand-dick while tourists take photos
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See that delightful creature?
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>"Y-yes?"
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She owns me. And human uhhh, law, dicatates that those who kill my partner become my new partner.
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>Slap her on where you think it's arse is
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Off you go!
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>The shark takes off like a bullet towards Fluttershy, who was right next to the water. Had to be, to create her statue out of wet sand
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>You swim after it at a leisurely pace, chuckling
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>Watch as the shark lauches itself onto land at Fluttershy and drags her back into the water, kicking and screaming
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>Pass the brutal melee and walk out of the water onto the beach
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You're doing great, Swimmershy! Keep it up!
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>Lie back on the sand, and let out a content sigh
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>Rarity speaks up
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>"Uhh, Anon? Why is Fluttershy fighting a shark?"
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>Sit up
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>Fluttershy and the sharkpony are rolling around on the sand, Fluttershy covered in blood and the shark covered in deep cuts
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>Both are screaming at the top of their lungs and proclaiming their love for you
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>Shrug
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Dunno. I think the 'heat' just got to them both
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>Chuckle at your incredible sense of humour
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>Rarity sighs
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>"You're never going to get laid"
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>You spend the rest of the afternoon watching Fluttershy fend off a horror from the deep
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>Some jocks had built a ring around them, and were taking bets
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>You bet 5 bits on Swimmershy
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>Both creatures showed amazing stamina in the face of death and fuelled by their love for you
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>To your disappointment, Fluttershy manages to fight her off and send her running back to the ocean
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>Swimmershy shouts over her shoulder
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>"I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY, ANON!"
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>You grimace and hand the betting jock your money
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>He didn't ask where you got it from, since you didn't bring a bag
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>It was hammerspace, you swear
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>The sun heads towards the horizon and Twilight decides to call it a day
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>The rest of the ponies agree and you all head back to the train
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>You carry Pinkie Pie, who got so drunk she passed out
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>Applejack carries Fluttershy, who looks quite dead from the horrific injuries she sustained from fighting a shark
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>She'll be fine
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>You all board the train and you place Pinkie Pie next to you, her head resting on your lap and snoozing gently
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>D'aww
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>Look back out the window
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>Today was interesting
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>Silence for a while
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>The trees skim past and you sigh happily
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>Despite everything, being dragged out your house against your will, being forced to remove your shirt by an entire beach, having a creature from the deeps fall in love with you, sending said creature to maul your rapist and taking bets on said fight
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>It was a pretty cool day
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>You get home at about 8 o Clock and are so tired that you just walk upstairs and get into bed
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>You enjoy the warmth of your pillow and reflect back on the day
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>Fluttershy took one hell of a beating
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>You don't know whether you should be scared of proud of her
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>In any case, you're glad to be back home
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>Silence
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>Your eyes bolt wide open
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>Feel a raspy breathe on the back of your neck
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>Slowly turn over to face it
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>A shark looks back at you
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>"HELLO, ANON! NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR SPAWN TOGETHER!"
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A POX UPON THOU, DAMNABLE SWIMMING-SHY!
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The End
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ALTERNATE ENDING FOR THE FOLKS THAT LIKE WET-MANED PONIES
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>You enjoy the warmth of your pillow and reflect back on the day
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>Fluttershy took one hell of a beating
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>You don't know whether you should be scared of proud of her
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>In any case, you're glad to be back home
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>Silence
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>Your eyes bolt wide open
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>Feel a raspy breathe on the back of your neck
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>Slowly turn over to face it
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>A shark looks back at you
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>It's wearing a blonde wig, which is soaking wet, causing strands of hair to stick to it's slimy skin
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>"HELLO, ANON! NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR SPAWN TOGETHER!"
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A POX UPON THOU, DAMNABLE SWIMMING-SHY!
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The End.