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[REQUEST] Noogai13 - Nightmare Moon's Midnight Extravaganza

By Nebulus
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-04 14:04:15
Expiry: Never
anonocnsfwcomedy/flutterrape/nightmare moon

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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: March 31st, 2014
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    A request from Noogai.
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    [17/03/2014 17:53:38] Nebulus: Heh...
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    [17/03/2014 17:53:44] Nebulus: Would you like me to write a story for you, Noogie?
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    [17/03/2014 17:53:53] Nebulus: Go on. Pick a pony and a scenario.
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    [17/03/2014 17:54:07] Noogai13: Luna
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    [17/03/2014 17:54:07] Noogai13: Amuse me
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    Look at him; bossing me around.
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    What a prick.
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    I love the guy, really.
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    This story has now been voice-acted!
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    Wuten and his gang of merry men decided that out of all the quality works of fiction that exist, THIS story--
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    THIS. STORY.
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    Is worth the effort of a full voice-cast and special effects and all that good stuff.
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    I'll never understand why, considering I recall spending about 40 minutes writing this and didn't even proof-read it. It was a birthday gift for a Slovenian guy I'd only just met, it's not Shakespeare.
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    Still, the effort put into the voice acting was extraordinary and I was genuinely touched that Wuten chose my story to be acted out.
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    You can find the narration here:
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT793Svq_eE
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    Be sure to subscribe to Wuten for more horse-fiction voice-action.
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    >Wake up in the middle of the night.
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    >Sniff.
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    >What smells like burning?
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    >Walk downstairs as you pull on your dressing gown.
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    >When you enter your rather small kitchen you see a large blue figure stood at your stove.
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    >"...ly me to the moon~..."
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    "What."
  41. 41.
    >Princess Luna turns around and grins at you.
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    >"Ah! Good evening, Anonymous!"
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    "What."
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    >"I have procured and created some pasta!"
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    "What."
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    >"Would you care to sample some? I think I have done a marvellous job with it!"
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    >She points a hoof at the pot of black horror on your stove.
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    >Wisps of black smoke rise from it.
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    >Looking to the left, you see an empty box of matches on the counter.
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    >Half of them are broken and strewn out all over the surface.
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    >"The colour indicates flavour!"
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    >A large glob of what you assume is the blood of an ancient and hateful god is levitated out of the pot and into Luna's mouth.
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    >She makes a great effort to chew on it.
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    >Still smiling, the pony swallows it all.
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    >Then has a short, but violent spasm.
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    >Once she settles, she gives you an innocent little giggle.
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    >"Delicious, care to have some?"
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    >She dips a spoon into the pot and scoops out some 'pasta'.
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    >The spoon is evidently melting in places.
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    >Luna takes a step forward.
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    >You take 3 back.
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    "Now listen here, horse. You keep that shit as far away from me as possible."
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    >Luna pouts.
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    >"But I have been studying the traditional art of romantic cookery! I have mastered everything there is to know about love and food!"
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    >Your eyes dart between the unholy mixture on the spoon and Luna's hopeful face.
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    "What -kind- of food?"
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    >"Romantic food! Now eat up, Anonymous!"
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    >She pushes the spoon forward.
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    >Your nostrils are filled with the stench of 10 dead animals.
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    "N-no, Luna; please go."
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    >"No, I shall not! I have worked hard on this and I shall not leave until you eat it!"
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    "Luna, I don't think you get it. If I eat that I will actually -die-."
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    >She sighs.
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    >"Do you truly mean that?"
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    "Yes."
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    >The princess hits you with the most watery eyes she can muster.
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    >"D-do you really mean it?"
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    "Don't stutter. It doesn't suit you. ...Also yes, I'm serious."
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    >Luna lets out a frustrated sigh and tosses the spoon into the pan again.
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    >"Then what are we supposed to do for our four day anniversary?"
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    "Four day anniversary what."
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    >"We have been an item for four days! It is surely a sign of wonderful times to come!"
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    >Your mind goes into automatic damage control.
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    >So much so that a tiny version of you with a squeaky voice shows up on your shoulder.
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    >"Hey man, Regret here."
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    "Oh, hey Regret. Long time no see."
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    >Luna looks at you, puzzled.
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    >"Listen, man; remember that party you went to four days back?"
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    "What, at the castle?"
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    >"Yeah, that one. Remember hooking up with anyone?"
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    >Stroke your chin thoughtfully.
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    >Luna opens her mouth to say something, but shuts it again.
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    "Oh god."
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    >"You stuck your dick in crazy, son."
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    "Well shit, what am I supposed to do now?"
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    >"I dunno. Just don't bring up sex. The food is bad enough so I'd hate to see what would happen if you gave her the idea to have celebratory sex."
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    "Hah, yeah, sex with her would be nuts."
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    >...
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    >"You said that out loud you fucking idiot."
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    >Glance back at Luna.
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    >Her smile is terrifying.
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    >"Sexual intercourse! It was so obvious!"
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    >Regret-Anon puts on a Great War helmet and salutes you.
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    >"It was an honour, boss."
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    >He disappears in a puff of bad past decisions and leaves you alone against the already approaching mare.
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    "Now listen, Luna, what happened a few days ago; I was drunk, you were drunk--"
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    >"I was completely sober!"
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    "...I was drunk, you were sober, it was all a big mistake, right?"
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    >Luna presses you against a wall and rears up on her hind legs, coming up to eye level with you and placing a hoof on either side of your body to support herself as she glares right into your eyes.
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    >"It was the single most intimate night of my life."
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    "...Right, see, that's not good. You need to start dating-- ohgodwhatareyoudoing--"
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    >Luna is nibbling on your neck, her tongue probing your skin and leaving a trail of saliva.
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    >"You and I never did finish that night, Anonymous~"
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    >How the hell could this get any worse.
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    >"In fact, I was hoping that that night would last forever... So I just thought: Why not?"
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    "What."
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    >"Our lovemaking will be legendary, Anonymous. And it will never end so long as the moon stays in the sky."
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    >Her body starts glowing, and you can't move because of how hot her she suddenly is.
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    >She's also very temperate.
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    >Ho boy.
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    >Stare in horror as her form grows slightly, shifting colours and altering itself.
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    >Once the light fades, you peer into the eyes of a changed mare.
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    >Lizard-eyes gaze back at you.
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    >A mouth full of fangs grins.
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    >Your body is pressed up against a coat as black as the void it represents.
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    >Luna leans closer and whispers into your ear.
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    >"This night shall last forever~"
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    >She bares her fangs again.
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    >Imagine them around your di--
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    "FUUUCK THAT."
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    >Shove her off you and sprint towards the front door.
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    >Rip open the lock and run outside, arms pumping at your sides, willing yourself to go faster.
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    >A dark blue cloud effortlessly hovers alongside you.
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    >"Where are you going, lover?"
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    >Turn a sudden corner and attempt to lose her in the park.
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    >She remains by your side.
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    >"There's nowhere to go."
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    >A glance to the side shows the cloud sporting eyes with mischievous intent and a set of horribly sharp fangs.
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    >She gnashes them together then winks playfully.
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    >Try not to whimper as you think of a plan.
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    >Point off to the side.
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    "It's Celestia! She's come to stop you!"
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    >"What?!"
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    >Veer off from the path and sprint over the grass, getting further away from Ponyville with each second.
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    >Look over your shoulder.
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    "Pffft. I can't believe that even worked."
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    >"What worked, lover?"
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    "LEAVE ME ALONE, LUNA."
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    >"There is no Luna! Only Nightmare Moon. And Nightmare wants her Moon to be filled with your... Space... Seed?"
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    >Grind to a halt.
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    >Put your hands on your hips and give the floating cloud a disapproving look.
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    "Really?"
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    >"Uhh... Just a second, I'm out of practice for evil puns."
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    >A few seconds tick by.
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    >"I want you to... Cum inside... Me? Evilly?"
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    >Sigh and shake your head.
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    "It's good enough, I suppose."
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    >Before you can set off running again, Nightmare Moon reverts back to her pony form.
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    >"Enough running, it is time for your pun-ishment!"
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    "OOoooh... That was terrible..."
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    >You don't even fight as the mare pushes you to the ground and gets on top of you.
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    >"Do you worship my moon, Anonymous?"
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    >She starts grinding herself on you, her dampness already soaking through your boxers.
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    >"Will you grant me my perfect night?"
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    "Even if I do you won't leave me alone."
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    >"You're right; I won't."
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    "Please get off me."
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    >"No."
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    "What if I asked nicely?"
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    >"You just did. I'm going to get my prize from you, Anonymous. You had the audacity to only make me cum five times when we slept together!"
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    "The fuck? And that wasn't good enough?"
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    >The pony smushes your cheeks together with her front hooves and presses her nose against yours, her eyes boring into yours.
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    >"You left me moaning on my bed covered in your seed and breathless. Do you have any idea how hard it is for a princess to find a sexual partner as good as you?"
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    "...V-very?"
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    >She smushes your face harder and narrows her eyes.
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    >"Very."
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    >The pressure is released from your cheeks and she raises her head.
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    >"Now. Here is how this is going to happen."
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    >Her horn lights up.
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    >A scroll is conjured.
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    >As well as a... Pony?
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    >"Anonymous, this is Yates; my personal assistant."
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    >The pony, sporting a grand moustache and spectacles, nods.
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    >"Good evening, sir."
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    >"Mmmyes. He shall be watching us fornicate and shall document the entire experience."
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    >"Very good, princess."
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    >Nightmare Moon clears her throat.
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    >"Now, the sex shall begin with a thorough rutting, followed by a four minute cuddle where we shall enjoy each others warmth and talk about our feelings for each other."
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    >Yates fervently gets all this down.
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    "Great; you've turned into Twilight."
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    >"Shush. Next we shall attempt the venerated 'anal sex' that so many ponies are dreaming about nowadays. I trust you are up to the task, Anonymous?"
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    >She doesn't wait for an answer.
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    >"No matter. Not like you have a choice."
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    >"If I may, your majesty, I like your new choice of look."
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    >"Thank you, Yates. Next-- Anonymous are you listening?"
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    "I stopped caring when you entered my life."
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    >Nightmare Moon bares her fangs at you.
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    >"Well then, I suppose a bout of oral sex is in order after the anal sex. Anonymous shall hereby lick whatever mess he leaves inside my rectum with his tongue as punishment for his attitude."
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    "Why do you hate me?"
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    >"Once the oral sex is complete, I shall suckle upon Anonymous' member with my very own mouth!"
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    >"Very good, your highness."
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    "Not with those fangs you're not, darling."
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    >"Anonymous you don't have a choice; stop complaining."
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    "What if I screamed really loud?"
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    >"If I may, sir, her highness enjoys a good struggle."
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    "You're not helping, Yates."
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    >"Apologies, sir."
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    >"Enough, both of you! After all these acts are completed, we shall do them all again! Perhaps in random order."
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    "I literally don't have enough stamina to do all of that."
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    >"Should you fail to please me, I shall kill you."
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    "...WHY."
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    >"Because... Ahhuhh... Yates?"
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    >"Because fear of death is a wonderful motivator, your highness."
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    >"Fantastic! Yes, I shall threaten to kill you."
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    "...But you won't actually do it."
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    >"Well no, how can we have sexual congress if you're dead?"
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    "I dunno, I thought you'd be into that kind of thing."
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    >Nightmare Moon stares at you.
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    >Then looks at Yates.
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    >He raises an eyebrow at her and motions to his quill.
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    >"Yates! Once the oral sex is complete we shall kill Anonymous and fornicate with his corpse!"
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    "Fucks SAKE!"
  223. 223.
    >"Shush."
  224. 224.
    "Don't shush me!"
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    >"Shhhush."
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    "You're the worst princess ever."
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    >"Actually, sir, recent polls have shown that Princess Twilight Sparkle is technically the worst princess."
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    >You nod in agreement.
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    "Yeah, she's pretty terrible."
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    >Nightmare Moon does as well.
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    >"Awful pony, that Sparkle."
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    "Can you please get off me now?"
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    >"No! Anonymous, I'm going to rape you. And it will be beautiful."
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    "But why though? This is literally the most stupid thing you've ever done. You even dressed up in some kind of spooky costume to do it in. I feel like I'm being raped by a clown."
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    >Nightmare sputters in shock.
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    >"B-but I-- I am Nightmare Moon! This is the form that inspired fear into the hearts of foals all across Equestria for centuries!"
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    "So yeah, like a clown."
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    >She fumes at you.
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    >"If you are unwilling to cooperate, I shall kill you!"
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    "Weren't you going to do that anywa--"
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    >"SILENCE! Yates, what was the last thing I was going to do?"
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    >"Ahh... Just a second... Here-- Kill him and have sexual relations with the body, your highness."
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    >"DOUBLE IT!"
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    "What."
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    >"I want him dead TWICE! Then I shall sex up the corpse twice!"
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    "This whole thing has taken a really weird turn, man."
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    >"SHUT UP, ANONYMOUS."
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    "Hey, you're the one that wants to fuck a dead body. I call 'em how I see 'em. That shit's weird."
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    >Nightmare Moon gives you a glare so fierce you almost feel fear.
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    >"I will hurt you in ways you cannot even imagine, Anonymous. I swear on my sister's life."
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    "More power to you then, I always hated Celestia."
  252. 252.
    >"As do I!"
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    "She just waltzes about, bossing everyone around."
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    >"I-Indeed!"
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    "'Oh look at me! My wings are so pretty!'"
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    >...
  257. 257.
    >Nightmare Moon gigglesnorts.
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    >Yates lets out a quiet "dohoho".
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    >The mare on top of you taps her front hooves together then quietly says:
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    >"I personally never liked Princess Cadence."
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    "Oh my god, I know, right? What the fuck -is- that pony? Princess of love, are you fucking kidding me?"
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    >Nightmare Moon laughs.
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    >She's silent for a while, then looks at Yates.
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    >"Yates, who do you hate?"
  265. 265.
    >"Shining Armour, your highness. He constantly looks as though he was just dragged out of bed and is an embarrassment to the royal guard."
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    "Hey, he knows his shit, this Yates."
  267. 267.
    >"Thank you, sir!"
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    >The night drags on in this way.
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    >You, Nightmare Moon and her classy assistant gossip about ponies you all hate.
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    >The entire time, Nightmare is sat on you.
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    >After a while, you get comfortable in that position.
  272. 272.
    >Laughter and drinking soon reigns on the grassy hill you're all on.
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    >Bottles of quality booze litter the ground.
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    >You're pretty drunk, as is Nightmare Moon.
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    >Yates has downed more booze than the pair of you put together, but he's still completely sober.
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    "Y-yates... Man, how are you still standing?"
  277. 277.
    >"It isn't my job to get drunk, sir."
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    "Wooah. That's hardcore."
  279. 279.
    >Nightmare Moon prods your face with a hoof.
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    >"Heeey, Anonymous."
  281. 281.
    "Whut."
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    >"We should have sex on this hill."
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    >Your eyes widen.
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    "Thass a great idea! Ey yo, Yates, you want in on this?"
  285. 285.
    >"It would be a pleasure, sir."
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    >Just over a week later.
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    >Wake up in the middle of the night.
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    >Sniff.
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    >What smells like burning?
  292. 292.
    >Walk downstairs as you pull on your dressing gown.
  293. 293.
    >As you enter your rather small kitchen you see a large blue figure stood at your stove.
  294. 294.
    >"Greetings! It is our two week anniversary!"
  295. 295.
    "OH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOT AGAIN."
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    The End.

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