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Interdimensional Factory: How Anon met Psychoshy
By Jchallo8Created: 2023-05-22 21:18:16
Updated: 2023-05-22 21:20:36
Expiry: Never
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                                            Got inspired by an image anon posted that set this off, and ended up being a prequel to Interdimensional Diner
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                                            The link to the sequel can be found here: https://beta.ponepaste.org/5844
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                                            Anonymous 05/21/23(Sun)09:58:23 No.39947373▶
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                                            File: Rape Production Line.png (3.44 MB, 1920x1368)
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                                            I didn't expect to have this much fun writing this.
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                                            >>39947373
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                                            11.
                                            
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                                            12.
                                            >Clock in for the worst part of the work week here at the Rape Factory.
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                                            13.
                                            >The other Anon in the locker room is already sighing, downing whiskey in his flask.
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                                            14.
                                            >"Of all days, why a fucking Friday," an Anon says behind you as he slams his locker.
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                                            15.
                                            "Where is everyone else?"
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                                            16.
                                            >"Called out, what did you expect?"
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                                            17.
                                            "So it's just us two today?"
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                                            18.
                                            >"'Fraid so, at least we're hazard pay today."
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                                            19.
                                            >Don't even bother to look over at him, just wanna get the day over with.
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                                            20.
                                            >It's Friday, and you've got a couple of extra days off for next week, so the mini vacation after getting paid a fat ass paycheck is gonna be nice.
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                                            21.
                                            >Sadly, your shift landed on the day you dreaded the most.
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                                            22.
                                            >Returns Day.
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                                            23.
                                            >The day when you'll have to thoroughly inspect the Fluttershys that have been returned and to be reassigned.
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                                            24.
                                            >This doesn't happen often but last quarter there were a few defected Fluttershys that were abnormally psychopathic.
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                                            25.
                                            >The PR team did a brilliant job turning that around by announcing they were part of the new Yandere Line that's in the works and then paid off any of the recipients that were complaining.
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                                            26.
                                            >You close your locker door and get ready to step onto the production floor, mentally reminding yourself the money is too good to pass up.
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                                            27.
                                            >You forgot to fill up your flask today, this is gonna suck.
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                                            29.
                                            
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                                            31.
                                            >You still have to get used to seeing Fluttershys just standing on the conveyor belt.
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                                            32.
                                            >A quick glance at the information on your clipboard brought a little relief, there are only five that you have to inspect and repurpose today.
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                                            33.
                                            >You can sense their eyes tracking you as you walk back in forth.
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                                            34.
                                            >"Good morning Anon~" They sang in unison.
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                                            35.
                                            "Listen, for whatever reason, you five have been returned, I'm just here to inspect and repurpose."
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                                            36.
                                            >They all nod.
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                                            37.
                                            "Now, let's make today an easy day. Okay? Now lemme see who's first."
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                                            38.
                                            >"Ooh, inspect me first!" The one in front shouted.
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                                            39.
                                            >You flip over your sheet to see which one you'll be inspecting.
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                                            40.
                                            "Number 7373?"
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                                            41.
                                            >"That's me," the one in the far back says, leaning over to be seen.
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                                            42.
                                            >You walk over to her.
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                                            43.
                                            "Lift your right wing."
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                                            44.
                                            >She complies, and you go to check the wing pit for her ID number to verify.
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                                            45.
                                            >You check the notes on her sheet to see if there's anything specific that needs checking.
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                                            46.
                                            >The stats on her personality are in line, more shy than usual, and not nearly as rapey.
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                                            47.
                                            >Light on flirting and more about action apparently.
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                                            48.
                                            >Compliance is through the roof, which explains the fetish note.
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                                            49.
                                            >'Ideal for Free Use and Pet Play'.
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                                            50.
                                            >Which fucker made this one?
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                                            51.
                                            "I'm not seeing anything specific about defects, why were you sent back?"
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                                            52.
                                            >"Oh they didn't write anything the return slip?"
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                                            53.
                                            "No. It's why I'm asking you."
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                                            54.
                                            >"Well umm..."
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                                            55.
                                            >Her cheeks were turning a deep red, while she averted eye contact, "My um... cum?"
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                                            56.
                                            "What about it?"
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                                            57.
                                            >"It's pink."
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                                            58.
                                            "What"
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                                            59.
                                            >"S-sometimes..."
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                                            60.
                                            "That's it?"
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                                            61.
                                            >You groan and walk over to an empty office, close the door behind you, and pick up the phone to start dialing.
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                                            62.
                                            "Unfucking believable."
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                                            63.
                                            >Through the glass you see the defective five stepping off the conveyor belt stand outside the office.
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                                            64.
                                            >The line picks up and you can already hear the sultry breathing of your boss.
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                                            65.
                                            >"What can I do for you, sweetie?"
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                                            66.
                                            "Flutterrape got a new one for ya."
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                                            68.
                                            
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                                            69.
                                            
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                                            70.
                                            >"What do you mean her cum is pink sometimes? Have you seen her cum pink before? I thought we had custom options for cum color, no?"
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                                            71.
                                            >One of the Fluttershys plants her ponut on the glass with a meaty thud, looking back at you as she blows kisses.
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                                            72.
                                            >The others giggle behind their hooves.
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                                            73.
                                            >Fucking hell you just got here, it hasn't even been 30 minutes yet.
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                                            74.
                                            "What is the course of action? We have nothing here that can fix that."
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                                            >A beat of silence.
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                                            76.
                                            >"Send her to the diner, there might be an Anon there that can better suit her, email me her file too, it'll make things smoother."
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                                            77.
                                            "Will do, thanks."
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                                            78.
                                            >"By the way, I noticed you haven't been coming to the Diner as often."
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                                            79.
                                            "Well yeah, been busy with this job."
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                                            80.
                                            >A playful giggle, "Tell you what, you're a good Anon that bumps the thread."
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                                            81.
                                            "Thanks?"
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                                            82.
                                            >"I'll shift your schedule around a bit, make some work days here at the Diner. Just hanging out."
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                                            83.
                                            "Might take you up on that, is whiskey still banned?"
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                                            84.
                                            >"Convince me otherwise, and we'll see. Enjoy the rest of your shift, sweetie."
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                                            85.
                                            >The line goes dead.
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                                            86.
                                            >You rush to the door.
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                                            87.
                                            "Get your fucking ponut off the glass, the hell is wrong with you?"
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                                            88.
                                            >She gets off the glass, making an audible plop sound.
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                                            89.
                                            >"Just having a little fun, babe."
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                                            90.
                                            "Whatever. 7373, you're off to the diner."
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                                            91.
                                            >"Ooh yay, that'll be fun."
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                                            92.
                                            >You flip to the next sheet and nearly had a chill get sent down your spine.
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                                            93.
                                            "7500, step into my office."
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                                            94.
                                            >"Oh? That's your office now?"
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                                            95.
                                            "Today it is, now get in here."
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                                            96.
                                            >"Don't you need to verify my ID?"
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                                            97.
                                            >She lifts her right ring, a troublemaking grin on her face.
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                                            98.
                                            >You give a deadpan stare at her, not up for any of her shenanigans.
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                                            99.
                                            "I already know it's you, you're the only one that uses her wings tips like fingers the most out of anyone else."
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                                            100.
                                            >She makes a trademark pout, "please?"
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                                            101.
                                            "No. Now c'mon. Oh and 7373?"
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                                            102.
                                            >"Yes?"
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                                            103.
                                            "I'll escort you to transit after all this alright?"
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                                            104.
                                            >She nods, "Yes sir."
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                                            >Battery
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                                            >Assault with a deadly weapon
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                                            >3 counts of Ponut Pucker Sucker Punching (trust me you don't wanna know that that is)
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                                            >100% Wingjob Efficiency
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                                            >Blood Infused with Erisian Chaos Magic
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                                            >83% Mischievous
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                                            >58% Psychopathic
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                                            115.
                                            >You throw 7500's file out of your face, having read the highlights.
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                                            116.
                                            "So glad they fired the fucker that made you. 58% psychopathy is insanely high, we're not supposed to go higher than 30 according to regulation. But here you are."
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                                            117.
                                            >"Mhm, glad you're still here though, you're my favorite victim~"
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                                            118.
                                            "What happened this time? Did you kill the Anon?"
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                                            >She sighs, feigning regret. "He died accidentally."
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                                            120.
                                            "How?"
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                                            121.
                                            >"The poor thing didn't mean to look at Spitfire's ass, but I had to kill him."
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                                            122.
                                            "..."
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                                            123.
                                            >You pinch the bridge of your nose, wondering why Flutterrape hasn't put this one out of commission yet.
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                                            124.
                                            "Look, you can't keep 'accidentally' killing Anons. Even prototype Yandere Fluttershys aren't as fucked in the head as you."
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                                            125.
                                            >"Oh pff, it's not that bad, Flutterrape will just revive them and assign another Fluttershy."
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                                            126.
                                            >She gasps, excitement in her eyes like a devious idea just impacted her head.
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                                            127.
                                            >"Oh I know, why don't you take me?"
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                                            128.
                                            "I value my life, thank you."
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                                            129.
                                            >"Oh c'mon, don't you want a Fluttershy to threaten you a little bit? Give you a bit of a thrill?"
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                                            130.
                                            "No. Now I gotta get to the other three. For you, I should just send you to the decommission department. There's no repurposing for you."
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                                            131.
                                            >"But you won't because I'm your favorite right?"
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                                            132.
                                            "The paperwork is atrocious trying to get that in motion, I still have three others I need to process."
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                                            133.
                                            >"I didn't hear a no~"
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                                            134.
                                            "It is a no, but I still have work to do."
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                                            >"I'll be your assistant today." More of a statement than a request. "You've been here, what? Thirty minutes? Have you had your coffee? Donuts?"
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                                            >With a defeated sigh, you know you could use a donut and coffee.
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                                            137.
                                            >But you have to be careful, she likes to cater and nurture to throw you off.
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                                            >At the same time, you're really just trying to get through this shift.
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                                            139.
                                            "Yeah, that'd be great."
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                                            140.
                                            >"Cream and sugar for the coffee? Who am I kidding of course you like it that way."
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                                            >You slide open one of the drawers on the desk, looking for a lanyard.
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                                            >Heaps of them, so you grab one and then toss it to her.
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                                            143.
                                            "You're not faculty but this should keep you out of trouble."
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                                            >"Thank you, sweetie~"
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                                            >You flip the sheet to see the next one.
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                                            "Can you send in 7940?"
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                                            >"You got it."
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                                            "Okay, hold on what? I don't get it."
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                                            152.
                                            >7940 had her forelegs crossed as she sat in the chair across from you.
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                                            153.
                                            >See, after having read 7940's file, you've come to appreciate her.
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                                            154.
                                            >Good ol' fashioned potty mouth borderline discorded Bullyshy.
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                                            >She doesn't want to be here as much as you do.
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                                            156.
                                            >Hell, you'd have a beer with her, she seems chill.
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                                            157.
                                            >"Yeah, fucking pathetic if you ask me, I shouldn't even be here."
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                                            "The Anon sent you back... because your pussy was too big to fit?"
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                                            159.
                                            >"He was a needle dick fuck and I'm not doing an adjustment."
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                                            160.
                                            "Too small even for your gripping muscles?"
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                                            >"Yah."
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                                            162.
                                            "Did you measure him?"
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                                            163.
                                            >"Literally two inches at his hardest, even with pills and magic."
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                                            164.
                                            "Alright, now I have to ask this question don't come at throat for asking it, okay, it's required--"
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                                            165.
                                            >"Stop prefacing your red tape bullshit and out with it."
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                                            "Was he into pegging?"
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                                            167.
                                            >"I'm not doing that faggot shit. Bullying him when he prejacked was funny though."
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                                            168.
                                            "It says here you even put him into dick exercising program?"
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                                            >"Mhmm, made him do dick ups and kegals every day. Made him eat foods that would help oxidize his blood for better blood flow."
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                                            170.
                                            >You raise an eyebrow, intrigued.
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                                            171.
                                            "What were the results?"
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                                            >"He grew an inch but also has been healthier than ever, but he gave up."
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                                            173.
                                            >You smile, noting a couple of ideal places for her.
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                                            174.
                                            "How do you feel about being a fitness trainer for other Fluttershys and Anons at the Diner?"
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                                            175.
                                            >"What's in it for me?"
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                                            >7500 steps in with your coffee and box of donuts.
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                                            "Thanks, anyone give you any trouble?"
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                                            >"Nope."
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                                            179.
                                            >"Since when did -you- start using Fluttershys as an assistant?"
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                                            180.
                                            "It's just for today. But you were asking what's in it for you?"
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                                            181.
                                            >"Mhmm."
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                                            182.
                                            "Flutterrape has been too busy with necromancy classes, and the most common complaint we have is stamina for baseline Fluttershys."
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                                            >You take a sip of your coffee and give 7500 a quick glance.
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                                            >A brief nod of appreciation.
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                                            "Say we can get you transferred over to that until you find the right Anon, would you be open to it?"
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                                            >"Sure."
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                                            187.
                                            "It's settled then. You'll be in transit with 7373 alright?"
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                                            >She nods, "Thanks for making this painless."
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                                            189.
                                            "Great, and can you send in 4645?"
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                                            >You swear each case gets weirder.
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                                            >Two Fluttershys sit across from you, both having the same file.
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                                            >The good news is they're from the basic line.
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                                            >Just one problem.
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                                            "Neither of you are the original 4645?"
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                                            199.
                                            >"Oh no no, we're just copies from the mirror pool."
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                                            200.
                                            "So, why did your Anon return you?"
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                                            201.
                                            >"We're donations for the Diner, but they won't let us go straight there."
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                                            202.
                                            >You cut your eyes away, astounded by how much red tape makes things inefficient.
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                                            203.
                                            "So there's nothing wrong with either of you? No weird behavior? Personality defects?"
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                                            204.
                                            >They look at each other, then at you.
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                                            205.
                                            >"No? We don't think so. Our Anon just had too many on his hands so he wanted to donate a few of them."
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                                            206.
                                            >You do a double take of 4645's file. Everything is in line.
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                                            >You show the file to 7500.
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                                            208.
                                            "See anything weird, Psycho?"
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                                            209.
                                            >She flutters over you as she scans the document.
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                                            >Then she shakes her head.
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                                            211.
                                            "Alright, well, I guess you're in transit also."
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                                            212.
                                            >You lean back and finally bite into your donut, realizing your work day is done.
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                                            213.
                                            >You check your watch, "well, the next shuttle doesn't get here for a couple of hours."
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                                            214.
                                            >"What we can do?"
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                                            "There's a tea room, on the east side of the building, just enjoy yourselves there until the shuttle gets here."
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                                            >They nod and head out, you flip the sheets back in place, sighing happily.
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                                            217.
                                            >7500 has a seat, on edge for some reason.
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                                            218.
                                            >"Easy day huh?"
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                                            219.
                                            "Yeah, almost too easy."
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                                            220.
                                            >You lean back and stretch your legs over the desk.
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                                            "But I'm not complaining. Thanks for the coffee by the way."
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                                            222.
                                            >"I didn't put too much sugar did I?"
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                                            223.
                                            "Nope, it's perfect. Appreciate that."
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                                            224.
                                            >"Any time at all sweetie."
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                                            225.
                                            "You know what? I think I'll check up on the other Anon working returns."
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                                            226.
                                            >You swing your feet off the desk, feeling the caffeine starting to fuel you.
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                                            227.
                                            >"Wonder what kind of batch he has."
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                                            >"Oh c'mooon Anon don't be so shy~"
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                                            232.
                                            >This poor man.
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                                            233.
                                            >"Let it all out~"
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                                            234.
                                            >Didn't stand a chance.
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                                            235.
                                            >Two Fluttershys holding him down while three of them take turns riding his dick.
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                                            236.
                                            >One of Fluttershys helping pin him down keeps biting him.
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                                            237.
                                            >Tough luck he got a biter Fluttershy in his batch, they don't let up until they draw blood.
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                                            238.
                                            >"Good idea on spiking his coffee, I can't believe Anons still fall for that."
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                                            239.
                                            >You nervously turn to your psycho assistant.
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                                            240.
                                            "You didn't-"
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                                            241.
                                            >"Even if I did I wouldn't tell you."
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                                            242.
                                            "Is that a yes or a no?"
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                                            243.
                                            >"That's my little secret. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. I just wanna keep you on your toes."
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                                            244.
                                            >You take a sip of your coffee out of a nervous reflex.
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                                            245.
                                            "Fuck."
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                                            246.
                                            >"At least you don't have it like him."
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                                            247.
                                            >Before the Anon could even shout, a Fluttershy muffles him with some rag that was on one of the machines.
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                                            248.
                                            >"Shhh, no one's gonna save you, accept your fate, sweetie."
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                                            249.
                                            "I think I better check on my batch."
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                                            250.
                                            >"You're not gonna help him?"
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                                            251.
                                            "No point, he'll get workers comp for this if no one intervenes. Anyway, to the tea room."
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                                            252.
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                                            255.
                                            >"So you literally never been raped since you worked the job? How?"
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                                            256.
                                            >You shrug as you laugh off the question.
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                                            257.
                                            "There have been close calls early on, but for the most part, I think Flutterrape has me marked or something. Rape attempts just don't fall out of the sky for me anymore."
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                                            258.
                                            >"She does, I can smell her on you."
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                                            259.
                                            "Then why are you barking up my tree?"
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                                            260.
                                            >She tilts her head, a slight smile. "I can't help what I want."
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                                            261.
                                            "That'll be your undoing."
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                                            262.
                                            >"Still won't stop me."
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                                            263.
                                            "Of all the Fluttershys..."
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                                            264.
                                            >You lean against the wall as you look into the tea room, coffee cup in hand.
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                                            265.
                                            >It's a pleasant sight seeing them just enjoying tea and chatting with each other.
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                                            266.
                                            >"I'm surprised you didn't do any body inspections. I'm a little disappointed."
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                                            267.
                                            "You know we only do that when Fluttershys aren't cooperative."
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                                            268.
                                            >"So most of the time."
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                                            269.
                                            "I'm just counting my blessings that I got a cooperative batch."
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                                            270.
                                            >"How do you reward the most cooperative ones?"
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                                            271.
                                            >She fluttered to close the distance.
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                                            272.
                                            "I still don't know what I'm going to do with you if that's what you're asking."
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                                            273.
                                            >"Take me as your own, I know you haven't matched with any Fluttershys."
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                                            274.
                                            "Being cordial with me now isn't going make me forget you're the worst of the bunch."
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                                            275.
                                            >"So what's your kink? What did you put in your file when you made a match request?"
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                                            276.
                                            "I didn't send one out."
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                                            277.
                                            >"But don't you get-"
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                                            278.
                                            "Lonely? No. Do you know how many times I have this conversation a day with ponies that are different variants of you?"
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                                            279.
                                            >"Oh did I strike a nerve?"
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                                            280.
                                            "No just being honest. All the flirting and sweet talk becomes white noise after a while."
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                                            281.
                                            >"Must get under your skin when you can't tell if what they feel is genuine."
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                                            282.
                                            "Hey, you said it, not me."
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                                            283.
                                            >"You also pretty much admitted you're a lonely pony fucker."
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                                            284.
                                            "Fuck me, I just might fill out that decommission form."
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                                            285.
                                            >"I didn't catch that last part."
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                                            286.
                                            "Ugh."
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                                            287.
                                            >You glance at your clipboard, realizing you need to fill out transit slips.
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                                            288.
                                            "Alright back to the office, I've done enough babysitting in the hallway."
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                                            289.
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                                            292.
                                            >"Clean up in Returns, clean up in Returns. Please bring a hydration kit," the PA system announced as you finished the last transit slip.
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                                            293.
                                            "I guess they've had their fun."
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                                            294.
                                            >"How big are worker's comp checks nowadays?" 7500 was steadily pacing around the room.
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                                            295.
                                            >Not that you can blame her, she's the odd one out. Her fate remains unknown.
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                                            296.
                                            >You whistle, recalling an Anon that resigned and is now living comfortably in Canterlot on his timeline.
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                                            297.
                                            >Cool fella that Anon. He bought everyone a round at the bar before enjoying his retired lifestyle.
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                                            298.
                                            "Fucking fat, I'll tell you that much."
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                                            299.
                                            >"Aren't they going to give those next five to you?"
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                                            300.
                                            "Nah, they'll just put them in holding over the weekend, and I won't be back at work until Wednesday."
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                                            301.
                                            >"So by the time you're back from your mini-vacation, you don't have to worry about returns. Must be nice."
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                                            302.
                                            "That's the plan."
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                                            303.
                                            >"And what are you doing with all that time off?"
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                                            304.
                                            "That's not your business."
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                                            305.
                                            >"I was thinking we can hang out at the Diner then we come home for a nice smoothie and a movie, how about it?"
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                                            306.
                                            "Who said anything we?"
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                                            307.
                                            >She rolls her eyes, "Fine a rape smoothie if it makes you feel any better."
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                                            308.
                                            "You don't understand, the moment I leave this building you're not my problem anymore."
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                                            309.
                                            >"They soundproof these rooms."
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                                            310.
                                            >She stops at the window and closes the blinds, and closed the door.
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                                            311.
                                            >"I'm not even your problem right now, but I can be."
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                                            312.
                                            "Ah yes, threaten the Anon that has your fate in his hands, that's a brilliant move."
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                                            313.
                                            >"That Anon won't have much of a fate if I kill him."
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                                            314.
                                            "Okay, then what? You're extra fucked. Bit short-sighted don't you think?"
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                                            315.
                                            >She groans.
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                                            316.
                                            >"So what do you want?"
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                                            317.
                                            "Open the blinds for one, I still need to go over these files."
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                                            318.
                                            >"Fine."
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                                            319.
                                            >She opens the blinds again. "What else?"
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                                            320.
                                            "Peace and quiet, maybe another coffee."
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                                            321.
                                            >"There better be a please involved in that." Her eyes were glaring at you.
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                                            322.
                                            >You were wondering when that cold demeanor would come forth.
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                                            323.
                                            "Will you please get the coffee? I don't have time for your mom games."
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                                            324.
                                            >"Sure thing sweetie."
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                                            325.
                                            >Once she was out of your site you were able to focus.
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                                            326.
                                            >The phone rings and you already know who was on the other end.
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                                            327.
                                            >You answer.
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                                            328.
                                            "What's up Flutterrape?"
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                                            329.
                                            >"What was the ID number on that pink cum Fluttershy?"
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                                            330.
                                            "7373, but hey listen I have another that I think would do great for a personal fitness trainer."
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                                            331.
                                            >"Oh? ID on that one?"
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                                            332.
                                            "7940, I'm filling out their transit slips now, as well as 4645 duplicates that were donated."
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                                            333.
                                            >"Oh wonderful, we could use those duplicates for the next location we're working on opening."
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                                            334.
                                            "Another diner location?"
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                                            335.
                                            >"You got that right, consider yourself invited to the grand opening~"
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                                            336.
                                            "Remind me again why you don't accept donated Fluttershys but have to be processed through us?"
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                                            337.
                                            >"Matter of just being safe and thorough. Don't take the red tape personally."
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                                            338.
                                            "Right."
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                                            339.
                                            >"Gotta go, my love. See you soon."
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                                            340.
                                            
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                                            341.
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                                            342.
                                            
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                                            343.
                                            
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                                            344.
                                            >The shuttle arrived, and you handed each Fluttershy their transit slip.
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                                            345.
                                            >"Thank you so much Anon, we'll send you a gift basket~"
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                                            346.
                                            >"Will you come to see us at the Diner?"
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                                            347.
                                            "All in due time. Be safe."
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                                            348.
                                            >The shuttle door closes and starts its slow takeoff.
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                                            349.
                                            >You turn around and head back to the factory.
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                                            350.
                                            "Why can't it always be this easy?" You ask more to yourself than your demented company.
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                                            351.
                                            >You can tell she's frumpy.
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                                            352.
                                            "I would have you go into rehabilitation if it didn't have an awful success rate."
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                                            353.
                                            >"That's something though, isn't it?"
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                                            354.
                                            "It'll buy you some time, a couple of months maybe. But I can't in good conscious let you back into the match-making database."
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                                            355.
                                            >"Aww, you want me all to yourself~"
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                                            356.
                                            "You fucking wish. You're way too hyperviolent."
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                                            357.
                                            >"I think you can handle it."
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                                            358.
                                            "You got another thing coming if you think-"
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                                            359.
                                            >In an instant, emerald green lightning strikes just in front of you, knocking concrete and rubble in the air.
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                                            360.
                                            >Whispers start swelling up in your head.
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                                            361.
                                            >A moment ago you were standing up, but now you're trying to sit up to get off the concrete.
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                                            362.
                                            >The psycho next to you was coming to as well.
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                                            363.
                                            "The hell was that?"
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                                            364.
                                            >In your field of vision stood the deity you've been on the phone with all day.
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                                            365.
                                            >The lime green writing floating in her aura, and aphrodisiac musk already invading her nostrils.
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                                            366.
                                            >You struggle to get on your feet, and the psycho leaned on you for support.
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                                            367.
                                            "Oh hey Flutterrape, I would've called you."
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                                            368.
                                            >"You two make a nice pair."
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                                            369.
                                            >Your eyes go wide, realizing one of the few reasons Flutterrape would teleport to you.
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                                            370.
                                            "Nononono I wasn't-"
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                                            371.
                                            >"I've been watching you two going back and forth, and I can't believe I didn't make the match sooner."
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                                            372.
                                            >Your ring finger started to glow as well as 7500's neck.
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                                            373.
                                            >Once the emerald green finished glowing, a tribal tattoo stayed in its place.
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                                            374.
                                            >For 7500, a necklace with an emerald gem.
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                                            375.
                                            >Psychoshy's wings wrap around your arm as she stands by your side.
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                                            376.
                                            "I literally said she's too hyperviolent."
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                                            377.
                                            >Flutterrape nods understandingly, "Yes, yet there seems to be a genuine connection that finally blossomed in her."
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                                            378.
                                            >She turns her attention to 7500. "If I ever have to revive him because of you, you're done. Do you understand me? He's one of my blessed few."
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                                            379.
                                            >Only a timid nod could be made as a response.
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                                            380.
                                            >"Good. Enjoy the mini vacation. I'll see about getting you fewer days for a while to adjust to your Fluttershy."
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                                            381.
                                            "Thanks?"
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                                            382.
                                            >"See you on page 1, my dear."
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                                            383.
                                            >She vanishes in a teal flash.
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                                            384.
                                            >"Well, you know how these ends don't you?" The psycho asks as you two walk back to the factory.
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                                            385.
                                            >Your head hangs.
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                                            386.
                                            "Lemme guess, with fucking Fluttershy."
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                                            387.
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