[verse]
let me regale you with my tale
in which everything seemed ordinary
but I'd find things would soon turn 
horrifyingly scary 

I thought it was just another 
normal set of puzzles
when I stumbled upon something 
that left my jimmies rustled

[chorus]
what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
it's an affront to the natural order!
what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
will the horrors never cease?

[verse]
I cannot believe that no one else sees it
am I the only one?
I ask my fellow compatriots in jigging
Wait, what the hell's this piece?

showing off the abomination
upon their confirmation
I fear that the time has come 
for a puzzle piece conflagration

[chorus]
what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
we must burn it with fire
what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
this accursed puzzle piece

[solo]

[bridge]
what manner of creature are you?
from what Tartarian nightmare were you created?
you're an impossible deformity
you should be cleansed from this realm!

[chorus]
what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
it's an affront to the natural order!
what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
will the horrors never cease?

what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
we must burn it with fire
what the hay is this?
what the hay is this?
this accursed puzzle piece