>Be the One and Only Dash!
>And you've been pondering real hard about this subject.
>You're a kind of mare that takes charge and tears into a problem.
>The problem is your child.
>You asked for advice from some random unicorn from Canterlot who's in a similar situation as you.
>Something Sparkle.
>Teenage parent as well.
>Anyway, you open the door.
>Anon bolts up from his book.
>A geography book, you know his class isn't studying that boring stuff.
"There you are squirt."
>"Hi Rain--."
>Glare at him.
>"Mom."
>That was problem number one you had to break him out of.
>It kind of hurt that he didn't call you mom.
>There's respect, and there's outright rejecting any familial attachment.
>It is a launching point.
"Would be nice if Mom was your first response."
>He shrugs.
"We need to talk."
>His eyes dart between you and anywhere else but you.
>"O-ok."
>Look at him straight in the eye.
"Do you hate me?"
>"What!? No!"
>He practically springs off the bed.
>With a wing you push him back down.
"Not so fast. Anon, you say one thing, but clearly your talk game is not your game game."
>"Uuuuh."
"Not interested in me getting involved in school. Volunteer to hang out with grandgram and grandpappy a lot. Like Anon, I appreciate me time, but there's no us time. And every time I'm looking at Wonderbolt application stuff you get that weird look in your eye."
>"Because you should be a Wonderbolt."
"That's sweet kid, but not really the point I'm getting at."
>Anon huffs.
>"Well I don't hate you."
>Pick up the face down picture of Zepher on the desk.
>"He's...I don't hate him. Just disappointed."
>Weird.
>Why does he think this way.
>This isn't eggheadness.
>This is like, something real off.
"Do you hate yourself?"
>Damn it, you weren't supposed to be that blunt.
>Lead into that idiot!
>Son is quiet, just rubbing his leg.
>"I don't think so."
"That is some limp wing response."
>"It's just. I know you were going to be in the Wonderbolts. Not weather manager at some earth pony town."
>Mare is he implying what you think he's implying?
>"I know you're not as fast as you used to be. I ask Aunt Flutters. You could zip real fast. But then I happened."
"You can't be serious. Anon Dash, of all the things you could spout. I don't regret having you."
>"I've read your workout journal when you found out."
"That was me being upset at myself for losing control and getting pregnant. Not upset about you. This is like even worse than my parents. You wish you weren't even born!"
>Now your just pacing around the room.
"Bucking apples, did I really put that kind of pressure on my own colt?"
>"N-no."
"Anon. Buck the Wonderbolts."
>His eyes go wide.
"I want you to be happy. With us. Can we do that?"
>Anon is breathing hard.
>He doesn't look happy.
>What the bucking tartarus is going on here!?
>He mumbles something, but you hear anyway.
>"Did I just Starlight this whole thing?"
>Makes no sense to you.
>Crab-apples, you might actually need to take this to a therapist.

>Still be the Dash.
>Oh yeah.
>Not feeling that 'oh yeah' though.
>Sitting on the cloud and chatting with the one mare in town that is in a similar boat.
"I don't get it, Derpy. Anon is just confusing to me."
>Derpy is sticking her tongue out as she spins around on her cloud.
>"Well, what happened this time?"
>How much can you say?
>Shallow your pride and confess that you think you're a complete failure of a mother?
"So you are Dinkie are great. Happy relationship. She thinks the world of you."
>Derpy stops spinning and slows down.
>Drifts closer to you and tilts her head.
>"Well yeah. We love each other, and Anon loves you. I can tell you love him too. But I know there'll be a, um."
>She pauses a moment, closes her eyes to concentrate.
>"A time when a foal will start seeing the world as more than just you. You're not losing something special. They're just growing up. Maybe Anon is a fast grower."
>Interesting line of thinking.
"That's not really the issue here."
>She 'ohs' and rolls over on her back.
>This should be a good example.
"Let's say that Dinkie is upset about something. She's real dodgy about it. Has a hard time expressing herself."
>Derpy nods.
"Then you find out what's wrong. She thinks she's responsible for what happened to you."
>Spread a wing to emphasis your point.
"The amph. Yolp. Drat. Eye thing.
>"Strabismic Amblyopia."
"That's it. Dinky thinks that because you got pregnant with her your eye problem happened."
>She frowns at that thought.
>"That's silly, and wrong."
>Flare out your wings and shout.
"Exactly! He blames himself for me not being in the Wonderbolts."
>Slap your wings over your mouth.
>Derpy doesn't say anything, just looks at you.
>And probably something else, kind of hard to tell.
"I wish it was like with what you and Dinkie have. Anon is smart, but also scares me. It would make more sense if he hated me or something. But he doesn't."
>"Dash."
>The grey pegasus is sitting up straight now.
>"This was never going to be easy. Neither of us fly like we use too. Remember when I was best in class?"
>You hear some whining down below, but ignore it.
>"Now you have an idea of the problem. Tackle it. We can come up with a plan to beat this."
>"Hey! You two!"
>Both of you stop and look down.
>A lavender unicorn is giving you the meanest look.
>"I was told you were supposed to get rid of the clouds."
>Geez, what's her deal?
"Yeah, I'll take care of it."
>"With a full sky? Where's the rest of the team?"
>Rolling your eyes you tell Derpy to go roost somewhere.
>Flex your wings and bolt.
>That unicorn doesn't even have time to blink before the sky is clear.
>Float down gently.
"There. You happy? 10 seconds for you princess."
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Well that takes care of that. I can only hope the rest of this festival is just as smooth"
"And who are you?"
>A quick glance at the young drake catches your eye.
>"Twilight Sparkle."
>That stops you.
"No way! I'm Rainbow Dash!"
>"You!? We've been pen pals! How's Anon?"

>In the mind and body of The Dash.
>Hey cool, Twilight Sparkle.
>Never thought you'd meet the mare.
>The drake waves his little claws at you.
>"You two know each other?
"Part of the single mother's support group. You must be Spike."
>He shakes your hoof.
>"Oh right. Twilight, didn't Celestia have you start that group so you can make friends? One of many attempts. Kind of like today."
>Twilight's pleased expression evaporated to a even tempered glare.
>"I'd like to think that the help the group proved was more beneficial then me finding a friend."
>Looking between the two, you can tell he's ribbing her.
>A bit more of a relaxed relationship then you'd expect.
>Whatever, you ain't judging her parenting style when your own still needs work.
>"Also now that we have officially meet Ms. Dash. I can say we did meet a friend."
"Yeah. Still though, now that we have a chance to meet, thanks for the advice."
>She beams brightly.
>"My pleasure, and thank you as well."
>Then she waits, with her smile.
>Leading on to something.
>Clears her throat.
>"So Anon?"
>Not sure if you really want to vomit your woes on her.
>Doing it on Derpy was exhausting enough.
"You're overseeing the celebrating right? My son is with his Aunt Fluttershy helping her with the bird choir. Get a first impression of him."
>Twilight tilts her head at that.
>You can tell she wants to ask more.
>"Sure. It's on the checklist anyway. Speaking of, decorations?"
"Boutique. Looks like a carnival ride. Real tacky. Rarity runs it."
"Cool. Spike, keep it real my dragon dude."
>"You know it!"
>They go trotting off, leaving you with nothing to do.
>Work got done sooner than you were planning.
>You know what, sneaking time.
>Let's watch your son help Fluttershy.
>Then see how he reacts to the new unicorn.
>---
>Despite being as colorful as the rainbow, your sneaking skills are still top notch.
>Sure enough your son is helping Fluttershy.
>Anon is being a little standoffish.
>Now that you think about it, is he acting the same way around her?
>Fluttershy, being the passive self she is, doesn't seem all to bothered by it.
>Then again, she really hides her emotions.
>Need to ask her if she's noticed anything.
>"Anon, could you get the water tray ready? Our little friends are going to need to break from singing soon.
>"Sure."
>The birds seem to appreciate the water cooler time.
>Fluttershy huddles closer to her nephew.
>"So, have you tried to look for your cutie mark?"
>Anon looks up, more than a little surprised at the question.
>"When I was your age I was looking forward to it. Your dad was asking."
>Puff your cheeks in frustration at the mention of that stallion.
>Your little boy mirrors your expression.
>"Zephyr can ask me himself. I'm not going to yell at him."
>Fluttershy hums at that answer.
>"Anon. Your father has me as a sister growing up. He had to learn how to read me. Now, you're a bright young colt. How would you describe your Aunt Fluttershy?"
>"Meek."
>Understating it.

>Fluttershy doesn't object to the answer from Anon.
>"I would go with reserved. Zephyr was able to understand me even when I was withdrawn."
>Anon looks like he isn't buying it.
>"Aunt Fluttershy, Zephyr still tries to hit on Rainbow."
>Straining her grin, Fluttershy pats him on the head.
>"His heart still pines for her."
>"He might as well be headbutting a brick wall."
>Well your son isn't wrong.
>Fluttershy sighs, she clearly had hoped this conversation was going somewhere else.
>"Do you want your parents to get back together?"
>Anon doesn't even blink at that idea.
>"What I want doesn't matter. They need to have a working relationship before they can even consider a romantic one."
>Subtle as a brick, also really need to figure out how to give himself some value.
>Serious self-depreciation going on.
>Ears perk up with the familiar sound of Twilight Sparkle and Spike.
>Was wondering when they would show up.
>Fluttershy and Anon are having the birds sing again.
>Just in time to not realize they have guests.
>Twilight practically bumbles her way onto the scene.
>"Oh good the bird choir. Hello!"
>The birds scream, Fluttershy almost screams, Anon screams.
>"Princess Twilight!"
>What?
>"What?"
>"I'm sorry what?"
>Anon looks like he was just caught with a hoof in the cookie jar.
>Something he has never done.
>"...shit.."
>He's says quietly.
>"Well that's a first."
>Spike says next to you.
"Yeah."
>There's a pregnant pause between the two groups.
>The fact that your hiding spot was so easily blown, and Twilight is just trying to process what your son just said.
---
Be Anon, about time.
>Shit, Twilight was princess longer than she was a unicorn.
>Stupid, stupid, stupid!
---
Back to being Rainbow
>"That's just silly. I'm Twilight Sparkle. Not a princess, though I am her student. I'm guessing your mom told you I was coming."
>You didn't.
>Wait a moment, you didn't.
>Anon just gulps and doesn't say anything.
>Great skies he's sweating hard.
>He looks even more stressed than when you asked if he hated himself.
>Kind of hoped Fluttershy would step in to the rescue.
>Forget it, you'll come out.
"Anon, there you are. I finished my work. Chatting it up with Twilight here?"
>Twilight is now studying Anon a little more closely.
>Your son's eyes dart between the two of you.
>"Uh, yeah. She surprised me."
>Twilight's bullshit meter must work, she raises an eyebrow at that.
>"Well the bird music sounds beautiful."
>"Yup. Fluttershy did a great job. You should talk to her. She's important. I mean her work is important. Twilight, this is Fluttershy. She's very kind and talks to animals."
>Word vomit salad aside, he isn't wrong.
"She's your aunt as well. Thanks sis for watching him."
>Fluttershy isn't listening, for her gaze just saw a baby dragon.
>"Baby!"
>Oh right, Spike.
>He takes the attention in stride.
>Anon, on the other hoof, is melting under the attention.
"If we're done here, you want to go anywhere?"
>"Library."

>Fluttershy won't stop asking Spike questions.
>Which, yeah, you understand.
>Also, you're Rainbow The Dash.
>Anyway, you hope that Twilight would get insight on Anon's strange behavior won't go anywhere now.
>He's shut down.
>Quietly trotting along side you as you make way to the party.
>The party Twilight doesn't realize she's about to stumble into.
>She hasn't asked Anon anything.
>Twilight looks to you, and all you can do is shrug.
"So Anon, Twilight here is an old pen-pal. You might remember me mentioning her. Like when you didn't cry as a baby I was real worried. She wrote back saying while unusual it happens sometimes."
>"Oh yeah, I remember you writing that one to me."
>Twilight taps her chin as she recalls.
>Anon nods, ears still down and staring at the ground.
>What?
>Is he worried about saying something now?
>Maybe don't push it.
>Look back up to Twilight and shake your head.
>Twilight gives Anon one last determined look before dropping it and looking ahead.
>Spike, on the other hoof, just told Fluttershy his entire life story.
>It's a little strange Anon isn't interested in Spike at all.
>This is a dragon.
>Baby yeah, but you've known Anon to always be interested in dragons.
>Can your kid be suicidal?
>Are there signs?
>You feel a strong urge to hug him and not let go.
>Could be overreacting.
>Better to overreact then being wrong.
>"Oh here's the library."
>Right, time to cover your ears.
>Pinkie always goes over board.
>Odd that Anon never asked to have her do his birthday parties.
>Always Bon Bon.
>You feel the same way, Pinkie is way too much.
>How you can be friends with somepony like her is a mystery.
>Twilight is immediately bowled over, Fluttershy cowers.
>Yup, the usual happens.
>Pinkie Pie is going to Pinkie Pie.
>First impressions, you doubt Twilight is going to enjoy this.
>Whatever, let it happen.
>Look down to your son, and he's watching the two of them.
>You blink a moment, and you see a smile.
>Like he's reliving an old memory.
>Not sure where your hunch comes from, maybe a mother's intuition.
>And there goes Twilight drinking the hot sauce.
"Well that could've gone better. Anon, go chat up with Spike. Not often you get someone like him roll into town."
>"He's wearing a lamp shade."
"That's how you know he knows how to have fun. Come on, we only have a little bit of time before the sun rising. I ain't going to let you sleep past this one."
>Anon looks up the stairs where Twilight ran up.
>"'K."
>You sigh as he moseys on over to the drake.
>Fluttershy next to you also sighs.
>"Aw, he's going to make friends with a dragon his own age. What a beautiful thing."
"I hope so. Was he acting weird today?"
>"Besides what you told me what he said? Just more reserved. Still helpful. My parents are concern."
"Well yeah, who wouldn't be?"
>"Did you tell his dad?"
"Yes."
>That short stern answer tells Fluttershy everything.
>"He cares."
>"Hey girls! Cupcake?"
>Pinkie Pie has slide her way between the two of you.

>Be Spike the dragon.
>Wait don't leave.
>Crushing it on the dance floor with the other ponies.
>Anon is with you, doing a pretty normal pony trot.
>Poor equines can't match these moves.
>"I'm grab'n a drink."
"Oh, I want one too. I really want that hot sauce."
>That gets a chuckle out of him.
>There's a mare at the bar watching the two of you.
>Don't worry lady, we're not going to grab the adult drinks.
"Pinkie parties are great. You probably enjoy them all the time."
>Anon carefully balances his cup in his wing.
>Interesting, it looks like how you hold stuff with your claws.
>"Not really. She's got something going on everyday, which is more than I can handle."
"And Rarity looks so beautiful when she dances."
>How how your heart flutters for that beautiful unicorn.
>"Really? Her? Spike, you come from Canterlot. A city of unicorns; I'm pretty sure you got some knock out gorgeous mares up there."
>No accounting for taste.
>Poor Anon and his plebeian tastes.
>"Grass is, no wait better analogy, emeralds are always greener on the other mountain?"
"Probably need to workshop that one a bit longer, but I get what you're saying."
>"So does Twilight really not have any friends?"
>Right, that thing that Princess Celestia wrote about.
"I mean, it's not entirely true, but it has gotten worse. She practically ran away from the idea of attending Moondancer's birthday party."
>Anon cringes at that.
>"That poor mare. You gotta check up on her, she's probably devastated."
>Play with your empty cup.
"Eh, she has other friends."
>Anon's face flashes with a bit of anger, but it vanishes so fast you think you just imagined it.
"You got friends? I'll be honest you seem pretty reclusive yourself."
>He nods.
>"A few close ones. In Cloudsdale and here."
>"Don't listen to him. This guy is lying his tail off."
>A new challenger appears.
>"Hey Scootaloo, and yeah they're my friends. Adults make for good friends"
>Some orange pegasus has slinked her way to the drink bar too.
>"Spike right? You're probably the longest Anon has talked to anyone his own age. Willingly."
>She seems a little vindictive.
>History?
>"Hey, Spike is a dragon. Which is pretty cool. Got you to come up and talk to him."
>Aw, thanks Anon.
>Scootaloo just glares at Anon.
>Anon, just doesn't seem to care.
>Then he just yells.
>"Pinkie! Cupcake for Scoots stat!"
>Scootaloo's eyes widen.
>"Not again! Anon you jerk!"
>Pinkie Pie swoops in from up high and grabs the filly.
>"Cupcake time! Weeeee!"
>You give Anon a questioning look.
>He shrugs.
>"She worships the air my mom flies on. Has strong feelings about how I don't appreciate it."
>Not fully buying that explanation, but whatever.
"Right, better check up on Twilight. What to help?"
>"That's ok. We'll be leaving soonish."

>It's great to be Rainbow Dash again.
>Your time perception is tingling.
>Got a knack for that when perfecting weather patterns and time schedules.
>It's close to the big ol' sun rising.
"Gals, it's time to get going. Anon, get your fluffy rump over here. We got a princess to go witness."
>Herds move in the masses, but you spot your boy easily as he maneuvers to you.
"You weren't picking on Scootaloo again were you?"
>The frustrated puffing of his cheeks is still adorable.
>"I am always polite. It isn't my fault she has a feather to pick with me."
"Maybe she has a crush on you squirt."
>He quickly retorts, not even slightly embarrassed.
>"She has a crush on her idol. You, Dash."
>...
>"M-mom."
"Thank you."
>Fluttershy practically buts her way in the conversation.
>"I saw you Anon! Your aunt Fluttershy is so proud of you making friends with Spike. He's a very cute baby dragon."
>Anon actually takes a step back from his eager aunt.
>"Well it was a positive interaction. I don't know if we can call it a friendship. Working up to acquaintance."
>"I think he would love to be your friend."
>Now he's looking annoyed.
>So does Twilight behind him.
>Oh hey, Twilight is here.
>"Great. Glad this is working out. Where is the town hall? I really want to get this moving."
>Geez, gnawing on her horn?
>Outside the library you take point for the group.
>"Dashie. 'Nonny!"
>You shudder.
>Anon shudders.
>He's here.
>Zephyr Breeze is here, why?
>Even the other ponies around you all are giving you a wide birth.
>A quick glance at Fluttershy, who is looking a little guilty right now.
"Just Rainbow Dash."
>Twilight watches with curious attention as he bodily picks up Anon and gives him a hug.
>Anon looks real uncomfortable.
>"You're his father?"
>"He's Zephyr Breeze."
>Anon answers her, his dad pulls back.
>"Hey there little Anon, just dad is fine."
>"How the airship project go?"
>Zephry missteps as Anon just cuts him a no nonsense question.
>"Or did you move on to the next goal again?"
>Sweating a bit, Zephyr puts him down.
>"Don't worry about that my boy. I'm here for you!"
>"I'm fine."
>Ouch, that deadpan delivery.
>Twilight actually steps up next to them.
>"Actually while we walk to the town hall, could you tell me more about yourself?"
>Zephry pauses as he processes this new pony.
>Then he looks at you.
>And her again.
>A wiry grin crosses his face.
>"You're not going to get Dash jealous. Don't bother."
>Like a gunshot, Anon just shoots his father down.
>He coughs almost uncontrollably.
>"No love for your dear pops?"
>"Just saving you the trouble."
>Twilight is actually writing down something in a notebook floating next to her.
>"Mr. Breeze, I was in a support group for teenage mothers. Granted, Ms. Dash and I have aged out of the group. However, I am curious about what you do for a living?"
>Like he was just caught sleeping on a thunder cloud, Zephry pauses from the onslaught of information.
>"Exploring my options right now."

>"Exploring your options. Oh, so you're in advance school then, or even a high trade."
>Twilight, you can't be this naive.
>Right?
>Be Rainbow mother of one Dash.
>Zephry looks between you and Anon.
>And a third pony?
>Oh right, Fluttershy is also here.
"Twilight, don't worry about it."
>Anon also interjects.
>"Don't you have more important things to think about than some colt's familiar relationship?"
>She pauses at that, giving Anon that annoyed stare.
>"You're trying to deflect. You're correct and you're trying to use that. Very smart for someone your age."
>Chewing on her lip, Twilight looks at Zephry.
>"Go talk to your son, I'm going to ask Dash a few questions."
>Uh what?
"What's this about?"
>"How smart is he?"
"Very. When he thinks I'm not looking. I am. I don't think he got it from either of his parents."
>Twilight hums at that.
>"I wonder if his intelligence is linked to his depreciating value in himself."
"That's a thing?"
>"Or maybe autism."
>Thanks, Twilight.
>"Twilight, you can't just call a child autistic."
>Spike facepalmed.
>"It's very likely the root cause to this situation."
>She might be autistic herself.
"How about this? Think about it, and get back with me after you go home to Canterlot."
>It gets a little crowded as you all stand in front of the town hall doors.
>Have to take to the skies to hover.
>"Right, back to Canterlot. It might not matter."
>Ears flick at Twilight mumbling under her breath.
>Strange, what's bothering her?
>"Mom, please save me."
>Anon in a deadpan voice pleads for you to rescue him.
>Zephyr is doing that thing where he tries to mold Anon's mane into some kind of nonsense.
"Ok, Zephry. We're about to see Princess Celestia. Now is not the time for goofy new age mane art. This is going to be his first time seeing her. Would rather you don't style his mane into something that he can't see past."
>"Dash, he needs to feel loved, and as a emotionally intelligent pony I am applying my skills."
"You can't be serious. He doesn't like being treated like a poodle."
>Or Rarity.
>Don't say that out loud.
>Whining would never cease.
>"I don't treat him like a dog, and I'm not Serious. That's a donkey."
"Then stop being such an ass."
>"You know, the rest of us would love you don't spill out your family drama in public."
>Applejack, do you have to headbutt into this?
>Though she is right, the other ponies around are shifting uncomfortably.
>This always happens when he rolls into town.
>Zephry looks embarrassed as he lands on the ground, then jerks his head around when he realizes he just lost his son.
>"Wait, where did Anon go?"
"He's under the appetizer table. Snuck off the moment you let go."
>Following after him, you wait for the ceremony to start.
>We'll get this show on the road, and then you'll fly the coop with Anon.
>Mare, this day was so disappointing.
>Don't feel like you've made much progress at all.
>Gotta work this out.
>Well this day is almost over, and Celestia will raise a new one.

>Be Scootaloo, and rather upset.
>You were going to be hiding under the snack table.
>Instead you find Anon there.
>Step on his tail.
"What are you doing here? This was my spot."
>With a twinge of annoyance, Anon pulls his tail away.
>Glares at you before lifting a little more of the table cloth.
>"Hi Scootaloo!"
>Oh, he's not the only one.
>Applebloom, Sweetie Bell, Dinkie, actually all of the school students are under the snack table.
>"Get your tail in here before you blow our cover. I want full access to the snacks."
>Hopefully the adults don't know.
>---
>Be adults in the room.
>We know.
>---
>Squishing up next to Anon, you quickly steal a cookie.
"You're a real spoil sport, you know that?"
>"Arguing with you is not something I'm interested in doing."
"Yeah well, maybe you should have someone tell you when you're being a cloud head."
>Taking a big swig of apple juice, Anon once again doesn't retort.
>That just makes you madder.
>Angrier?
>Whatever, he thinks he's better than you.
"You. Y-your a real jerk. A bucking jerk!"
>Gasps from the rest of the class is heard.
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon from the other end of the table 'ooohs' at that.
>Anon rolls his eyes at you.
>"End of the world, and I have to deal with this. What's going on between Dash and me is none of your business. I don't pry into your family drama."
>How dare he say it's none of your business.
"I'm the president of the Rainbow Dash club."
>"Fan clubs is no basis or reason to get your feathers in a pin cushion."
"Don't brush me off like that."
>You attempt to push him, and he just parries you with one of his large wings.
>So instead you just grab it.
"See this, you got it from your mom and you don't appreciate it."
>Then he just picks you up with the wing as you hold on.
>Hate how uninterested he is.
>"You know, you could just ask Dash to hang out with you. I'm not going to tell her not to."
"She doesn't have the time."
>"More than you think. Now let go of my wing."
>With a flick, he jerks it out of your hooves.
>Mayor Mare starts speaking.
>Guess it's time for the princess to show up.

>Your majesty fills the room.
>Fresh from victory and blood boiling with jubilation.
>Darkness shrouds your arrival, but it doesn't hide the ponies visages from you.
>Be Nightmare Moon.
>Eternal night is at hoof, and you see it fit to herald it to the ponies that expected their lovely sun princess to appear.
>Makes you mirthful.
>Fear colors the room.
>As you introduce yourself to the subjects, their fear is palpable.
>All attention is on you as you move like shadows.
>They can't turn away from your voice.
>Every word they hold onto it like a last will and testament.
>How elevating.
>Their whispers reach your ears.
>Going through the stages of denial.
>Despair foals.
>Behold my glory and despair!
>Though something has caught your magic.
>Something else.
>---
>Be Anon.
>You don't know how many times you've seen this scene, but it takes on a whole other level witnessing it.
>She is beautiful.
>Incredible in how she moves.
>The chill she brings to the room.
>Wow.
"Nightmare Moon."
>---
>The child, he knows who you are.
>He said your name just before the unicorn did.
>No fear, no panic.
>Adoration.
>Eyes wide with wonder.
>He doesn't see a monster to fear.
>Why?
>You intend to find out.
>As you strike down the day guards with lightening.
>You leap down, again the colt doesn't flinch at anything you do.
>Faster than the ponies can anticipate you move across the room.
"I'll take you."
>"What?"
>Scooping him up with mane of stars, you fly out of the building with him.
>Now you taste the fear off of him.
>Too late for that child.
>You will pry out the truth.
>---
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Your son.
>He just got grabbed.
>Your son, just got foalnapped by an evil alicorn!
>He had reached out his hoof and called for you.
>Called for his mom.
>You buck Applejack in the face for grabbing your tail and bolt.
>Kick the town hall doors off their hinges.
>She's flying off fast, but you're Rainbow Dash.
>Rainbow Dash is fast, and you will not lose this race.

>This race for your son is on.
>Nightmare Moon must be distracted, because you close in fast.
>A few kilohooves from where you started and you dive to grab him.
>She almost yelps in surprise.
>The monster mare twists unnaturally, and mists.
>Anon drops through the mist, and you buzz it.
>Miss him by a wingspan.
>Nightmare reforms quickly and grabs Anon just as he opens his own wings.
>"You must be the mother. I can see where the bravery comes from, now fail in your duty."
>Screech to a stop, can feel your body shift uncomfortably at the break.
>Spin 180 and shoot back.
>Without missing a beat, the monster mare had taken off straight through the open store stalls.
>Purposefully, Nightmare takes the most cluttered route to knock you off her tail and lose line of sight.
>Not even breaking a sweat, you tighten your turns and body.
>Miss pots and produce like a missile.
>Then she cheats and throws an entire door at you with her magic.
"No you don't!"
>Twist over the offending obstacle and kick off of it.
>Might have just ruined somepony's stall, but you'll apologize later.
>What you weren't expecting was blue magic walls to appear in front of you.
>A blue magic wall of force.
"Oh manure."
>With the same force as you kicked the door, you buck the earth.
>Thrown up, you see Nightmare Moon leaping over a house.
>Hooves and legs sting from kicking the ground as hard as you could.
>Anon is trying to bite the only place he could reach, which is sadly her helmeted head.
>Good try champ.
>"Stop trying to bite my ears."
>"Stop trying to hurt her."
>"Nothing I've done has been any real danger to her. I can change my mind if you don't cooperate."
"Go kick moon dust!"
>Try to lunge kick again.
>With a blue blip, Nightmare teleports to a house roof over.
>"Not fast enough."
>With a toothy grin, she floats up.
>"As amusing as this is, I think we're done here."
>Nightmare Moon shoots up, half mist, half solid.
>"Let's see how long your endurance holds until you fall."
>Follow quickly after the sorceress.
>A straight assent is difficult, so you pump your wings to make the most of lift.
>Then she cheats.
>Teleporting ahead, Nightmare Moon pops farther and farther away.
>Straight up, she doesn't have to worry about exhausting herself if she doesn't fly.
>Suck in as much air as you can.
>Then push.
>"Ouch! Stupid colt."
>With a hesitant moment, Nightmare Moon smacks your son and dazes him.
>Red colors your vision as you fly harder.
>Lungs are starting to burn.
>Lactic acid is eating your muscles.
>It's not enough, and Nightmare Moon merely teleports even higher.
>Now higher than Cloudsdale.
>Vision is getting hazy at the edges.
>Air is nearly gone.
>Wings are about to cramp.
>You see her even higher, and she's smiling.
>You see your son, in his dazed state he looks confused.
>For a moment, you can't hear it, but you swear he calls 'mom' in his stupefied state.
>Now you don't care if you hurt yourself.
>Air around you cones.

>"So mom, what all goes into a Sonic Rainboom?"
>Look up as your son eats oatmeal you made.
"Really challenging and demanding on your body. I did it once, but I was very young. Honestly I attribute that to how my body was?"
>Anon tilts his head, ears straight forward.
"Bouncy. I was small and wiry. I could stretch and bend like a spring. It gets way harder as an adult. Not that I haven't tried. Every so often I'll give it a go."
>Slap your hips to make a point.
"I doubt I could do it even if I didn't have this. You need a lot of thrust. You can cheat by going down, but then you hit the resistance."
>"Like air resistance?"
>Shake your head no.
"That's only part of it. Magic is actually a big factor. It wants to explode, but it only has so much of your body to use. It demands everything."
"So when the wall comes, you either break it."
"Or it breaks you."
---
>You're breaking.
>Flying straight up like this is going to kill you.
>Head is throbbing, have to focus to not see double.
>There is only one shot at this.
>Nightmare Moon is going to teleport away again.
>In that short window of time, she can't see you.
>In the span of time this teleport happens, you have to speed up faster then ever.
>Then catch her.
>Your body was burning up, but at this altitude now your freezing.
>Gotta bluff her.
>Maintain eye contact with this alicorn monster.
>She has the upper hoof, let her keep thinking that.
>With another dark glow, her horn shines.
>There's the teleport.
>The air around you tightens.
>Crushes you.
>Buck your wings feel like they're being torn off in a compressor.
>The wall is coming, and you're about to hit it head on.
>Air screams around you, making your ears ring.
>A fraction of time you proceed the teleport returning.
>Nightmare Moon doesn't see how close you are.
>Do or...
>Do, there is no die.
>You're doing this now!
>Magic and air crackle as the monster appears.
>Go.

>...
>Where?
>...
>Wa
>Dark.
>'Wake up.'

>Throw your eyes open.
>You're tail spinning.
>Hacking and coughing your lungs out.
>Saliva hangs out your mouth like a frothy mess.
>Smell blood.
>Hooves feel like they hit a mountain.
>Wings won't move.
>Cramping up.
>Twist your body upright and just let them stretch out.
>You can't fly, but slow the fall enough.
>Do you even have energy to fly?
>Oh, you have nose bleeds.
>That explains the smell.
>Buck, you blacked out mid flight.
>Where's your son?
"A-An."
>A coughing fit starts.
"Anon?"
>"Dash!"
>Ears perk up.
>You see a few pegasi coming up to you.
>Zephyr Breeze, panting, flies up to to meet you.
"What happened? I can't remember anything in the last few minutes?"
>"What do you mean you don't remember? You exploded! The sky exploded!"
"Where's Anon?"
>He looks ashamed to shrug his shoulders.
>"I don't know."
>Grab him roughly.
"I bet Twilight does. Go to my house. In my freezer I have energy shakes. In the closet of my room, I have a dark cloud seed in a jar."
>Zephry's eyes widen.
>"Dash, that stuff is dangerous."
"I don't know if you noticed, but I threw myself at Nightmare Moon and it did nothing! I need to bring something, anything dangerous."
>He points at your man.
>"I don't think you did nothing."
>Slowly you raise a hoof to your mane, and something is stuck in it.
>Pull it out.
>It's a fang.
>"I think you just punched that out of her."
"Well, good to know that she bleeds. Now get my stuff. I got a unicorn to talk to."
>"Right. Sis also followed that Twilight mare, they're at the library."
>Perfect.

>Be the embodiment of eternal night, Nightmare Moon.
>Flying on the wings of your darkened sky, you carry your passenger.
>Honestly expected him to be wailing and crying right now.
>Not even pouting.
>Just sits there in your maw.
>Accepting his fate might make you more lenient.
>Find a room to lock him up in your castle.
>The forest bleeds into itself as you zoom overhead.
>Then you see your home.
>Scrunch up your nose to see the dilapidated state of it.
>Damn it Celestia.
>Did you really have to just leave it there rotting in the past.
>The same hole in the ceiling of the throne room you threw her through is still there.
>Just straight up left the place after banishing you.
>Flying down into the throne room, you put down the colt.
>He sits there looking up at you.
>Waits for you to say something.
>Want to test this patience game with him, but you don't have the time.
"What is your name."
>"Anon Dash."
"Are you upset that I tossed aside your mother?"
>"It is as you say."
>Oh you love how he looks at you.
>Sharp eyes.
>Not looking away, he's actually inspecting you.
"Very careful with your language I see. You speak much older than your age suggests. Do not worry, nothing you say can possibly incur my wraith for I am beyond petty foalish stings."
>"Should I call you by the name your mother gave you then, Princess Luna."
>A cold wind blows between you two.
"It seems you have corrected me. For there are still ways you can test my word."
>You say with gritted teeth, once again fully aware of missing one.
>"Well it is like you said, I am very angry right now. When I first saw you I could honestly say I was amazed. Right now, I'm still wondering if my mom is alive."
>He holds cold wraith then, much like yourself.
"How is it you know who I am? The others did not, except for Celestia's student."
>Anon looks around the place.
>"I found this castle. It still has a lot of stuff left behind. Like journals."
>Colt, you better not be reading my personal diary.
>"From solders and other generic reports."
>Oh he's practiced this line.
>Smart, but he gives himself away.
"Lying to me will only incur discipline. You found more didn't you? Like my room, or my sis-."
>Stop a moment.
"Celestia's room."
>Anon raises an eyebrow, but doesn't press.
>"Found Starswirl's room too."
>Sit up straight at that information.
"How? That room is hidden by secrets and illusions."
>For the first time, the colt smiles.
>A dark mischievous smile.
>"The castle is full of tricks and traps. Isn't it?"
>Stepping on a brick in front of himself, a trap door opens beneath him.
>Oh by the moon.
"Get back here welp!"
>Leap at the floor as it closes.
>Quickly press the switch again to open and jump down.
>It's smaller than you, but you can mist.
>The small servants passage is dark.
>Not an issue for you, but you would think it would be for him.
"Where are you child? I'm am quickly losing my temper."
>A voice echos from many directions.
>"Hunt me if you want. I won't make it easy."

>Outside the Everfree Forest, you must be Rainbow Dash.
>Sort of expected this group to protest you joining along given your condition.
>You must have a real intense look of 'no isn't an answer' about you right now.
>What you didn't expect was to baby birded by Zephyr.
>"I read the calories on these things. Wow. Be careful how you load up like this."
"I know what I'm doing. I never stopped living the athlete life style."
>Zephry gulps as he looks in the woods.
>"I really want to go in and help, but I know I would get in the way. This place freaks me out. How did our son make this trip multiple times boggles my mind."
>Fluttershy puts a comforting hoof on her brother.
>"Don't worry. We'll get Anon back and you'll be the first one to know when we rescue him."
"Nightmare Moon is going to regret foalnapping Anon."
>That seething hiss from you is practically poison.
>Look into the saddlebag with your other backup weapon.
"This should help level the playing field."
>Twilight looks at the dark cloud seed.
>"Doesn't this make dangerous weather? In the Everfree it could be incredibly chaotic. Don't you need a special license to carry this?"
"Don't worry, it won't be our first choice, and of course I carry. Offensive weather is good home defense."
>Twilight gives you a wary stare.
>"We're not in your home."
"True, we're in the Everfree. Open carry is very legal, though the common consent is that you're looking for trouble when you decide to come in here."
>Applejack gruffs at that.
>"Most ponies don't come out in one piece even when they 'carry'. Ain't nothing but trouble."
>Fluttershy kicks the dirt softly.
>"So are you going to, well, you know."
>Roll you eyes.
"No. I'm not going to ask you to help use it. I'm a professional weather mare. You take care of any angry animals we find here."
>"Oh thank Celestia. Flying in a tornado is so scary."
>Rarity rolls her hoof to continue on that point.
>"Really, on that important note, do warn us when you decide to destroy the entire area. I really don't want to be thrown ten miles in any direction."
>Pinkie just nods.
>Or you think she is.
>"Just bouncing Dash."
>Thanks Pinkie.
>Right, time to track down Nightmare Moon.
---
>Be Nightmare Moon, you had time to send out your shadow minions to slow down anypony that dares to come find you.
>Suspect that will be Celestia's student.
>Sort of regretting it now.
>Could use them to help you track down this colt.
>A stream of fire shoots over your head, twinging your mane.
>Good thing it's ethereal.
>Cast a bubble shield.
>The flames roll off the shield as you approach the infernal device.
>A click sound is heard as you step on a stone panel.
>Two new torches spring up from the walls parallel to you and torch the inside of your bubble.
>Spitting rage, you have to duck down.
>"On your knees you're highness?"
"These traps were not here before! Celestia made these to have harmless tricks and jokes."
>Somewhere his voice echoes.
>"Yeah. Imagine my surprise when your secret passageways had defense features. Honestly, pretty smart. Never know when an assassin could use your own secrets against you."
>Use magic to bend the torches until the nozzle breaks.
>"Could you imagine it? Celestia wants to protect her dear sister from her own whimsy. Must have been difficult work to accommodate both functions. Much good it did her. You still hate her despite her best efforts."
"I am not about to be psycho-analyzed by a child. Celestia wanted to play the role of god-queen, and she did. Now I'm here to supplant that reign."
>"Is this a might makes ri."
>Crack open a wall with a buck, and find him in an upper room.
>Yelping, he flips back into another secret passage.
>This is going to be impossible.
>He's too nimble, and your memory of this place is too dusty.
"I'd rather not have to tear down the foundations of this place just to catch you."
>"You give up? Wonderful news."
>No, we're done playing like foals.
>Step quietly without a clop into shadows.
>Don't move towards him, he seems to know.
>Close your eyes.
>Reach out with your dream magic to the solitary mind in this place.
>The dreamscape is a mess, but you'll clean it up when you have the time.

>Be Anon, as you do.
>Nightmare Moon has stopped talking.
>Which is really bad as that was the main way you could keep track of her.
>Villains usually can't help but yak their head off.
>Carefully slink through the walls by flying.
>Same walls start to stretch farther, and shadows twist unnaturally.
>Crap, she's going Freddy Krueger on you.
>Not even sleeping rules.
>"Little colt. Little Anon."
>A sing songy voice huh.
>"Oh yes. My melody will put you to a deep slumber."
>And reads your mind, full of interesting tricks.
>Got you on my mind.
>"Is that the only thing? Why do you run yourself ragged through these empty halls?"
>Not much choice, you did kidnap me.
>Oddly enough, you think the room you're in has turned upside down.
>Funky.
>"Little colt, what else is on your mind? Do you think of your mother?"
>All the time.
>Opening the door leads you to a cloud room.
>Your room.
>With an eyeless version of you sitting on the bed.
>Yeah, not going in there.
>Watch as you close the door as you sit on the bed.
>Oh, you've switched places with the 'fake'.
>Kind of sums up how you feel.
>"Fake?"
>You have no idea lady.
>Shouldn't be here.
>Never was here.
>Wait, why are you spilling this to her?
>"The mind is a treasure box, just need to twist the key."
>You're not going to catch me this way.
>"I won't have to."
>Sit on your bed and look at the book you are now reading.
>Moving pictures of moments with Rainbow Dash.
>Is it gif or jifs?
>"What?"
>Sorry, never mind.
>Proceed perving on my mind.
>"Interesting, you don't think you're worthy of your mother's legacy."
>Worthy?
>You pretty much ruined her chance at making a legacy.
>World class athlete.
>Ruined because you were born.
>There's an entire life Rainbow Dash has.
>Then you came along.
>Never should have happened.
>"These are some dark thoughts young colt."
>You tried to be out of her life as much as possible.
>Let her try to recover any chance to regain what's lost.
>Suicide wasn't used because you're pretty sure that would devastate her to a degree she could never recover from.
>It was tempting though.
>"A-are you serious!?"
>Hey, you wanted to surf my brain.
>This stuff is unfiltered.
>"Colt, I have traveled many minds. This isn't normal."
>It is what it is.
>Still a chance that Dash died because she tried to rescue you.
>The ultimate millstone of your failure.
>All because you were born.
>You're quiet right now.
>"I have nothing else to say. For I've already found you."
>Look up at the imposing figure of Nightmare Moon.
"Well now. Aren't you impressive, but I know you haven't actually found me. You can't move and use that dream spell."
>Her jaws open wider than the room.
>So you take out a dream copy of Pinkie's cannon.
>---
>Be Nightmare Moon, really unhappy right now.
>Not only is a child giving you a run about.
>He's a suicidal mental mess.
>The worst combinations to deal with right now.
>Cut your losses?
>Find the Elements.

>Be Rainbow Dash, this journey to the castle has been a real hassle.
>You've finished the protein energy drinks a while ago.
>Almost got brain freeze from that.
>Trying your best to not snap and take the violent option for everything the herd encounters.
>At least your surrounded by cooler minds.
"A chasm with a broken bridge huh."
>Applejack gives you small nudge.
>"Shouldn't be a problem."
"Given everything that has happened tonight, I'm sure something is waiting for me on the other side."
>Twilight nods warily.
>"Be quick. Watch out for ambushes."
>Without a word, your wings stretch wide and you jet across.
>The other side is quiet and misty.
>Quickly look to tie the rope to make this rickety bridge more stable.
>Something rustles behind you.
>"Mom?"
>Buck.
>Turn around, try to shore up any courage.
>Yup, that's Anon.
>Looks just like him.
"Squirt! What are you doing out here?"
>"I was able to get away mom."
>He runs up to you, only to get snatched by a pegasus.
>Flare up your wings again and go to intercept.
>Another stallion pegasus blocks your path, then blocks your punch.
>"Nu, uh, uh, none of that now."
>The mare and stallion are dressed in spookier uniforms of the Wonderbolts.
"I want my child back, what do you want?"
>Your growl doesn't even make them flinch.
>"A promise. Your word."
>The mare holding Anon answers.
>"Our queen wanted to ask your son a few questions, that is all."
>The stallion is still putting himself between you and the hostage situation.
>"We're willing to return your son. Unharmed, as you can see."
>"If you take your son, and go home."
>There's always a catch.
"Ok, I'll fix this bridge and I'll take him home."
>"No!"
>Both of them shout.
>Anon looks spooked.
>"We wish to be left alone. Your night will be more peaceful if you take your son, and go home. That's all we want."
>Look at Anon as he pleads silently to you.
>The mare holds on to him tightly.
>"Come on now, shouldn't be too hard of a decision for a mother. You wouldn't abandon your son?"
>"Mom please. It's been a long night. I want to go home."
>Shore up your strength.
>Then turn around.
>"What!?"
>"I have your son in a headlock! What is wrong with you?"
>"Mom! Wait!"
>Buck.
>It isn't fair.
"You all are real cunts pulling this stunt."
>They remain silent.
"My son doesn't call me mom."
>Go to start to tie the rope for the bridge.
>"I-I'm just scare mom! Dash, please. They're going to hurt me."
>Something inside you is screaming.
>So you let that fury flow.
"You bucking flyholes can go crawl back to your 'queen' and tell her I'm coming to kick her flank so hard it's going to look like the ugly side of the moon."
>They all flinch back, then scour.
>"Fine. We'll be waiting."
>Going your separate ways, the bridge is fixed.
>The girls shout out when they see you.
"Hey y'all."
>"Dash what happened?"
"Nothing. Just, a small thing."
>Fluttershy is already hugging you.
>"Did they?"
"Don't worry about it. I'm with you girls. Let's end this night."

>What a terrible night to foalsit, 'tis a curse.
>Also be Nightmare Moon
>Breaking away from chasing down the colt.
>Need to find the Elements of Harmony before they're used against you.
>"So what's the plan here? Hide them away and hope you don't have to use them?"
>You think he's in the ceiling, or perhaps the floor below you.
"As long as I control them, then they won't be an issue to undermine me."
>"Of course, as long as nothing worse than you doesn't show up and murder you on your throne."
>He's taunting you, don't fall for it.
>"Like what's the plan when Discord rolls into town? It's going to happen. You changing the status quo is going to cause enough chaos to break him out."
>The room with the alter is empty.
>On the pedestal where the elements were is just stone spheres.
>Placeholders.
>They weren't in Canterlot, Celestia said she couldn't use them.
>"Then you got Sombra, or maybe Tirek. That's the threats you're familiar with."
"Maybe I'll execute them both."
>"Or you'll become Sombra's favorite mind slave, or Tirek's magic snack. Starswirl was also pretty bad at leaving a mess behind. What's the plan here?"
>With a glance, you see your minions creep around the windows.
>A subtle hint, you direct them to catch the child.
"I won't be passive like Celestia is. After all, she let me return. Foalish on all levels."
>"By upending the entire country. There are tyrants that would love to raid Equestria to make pony slaves. Which you won't be able to stop because you don't have an army that serves you. You're going to bring ruin."
>That does it.
>Charge your horn and whip it around the room.
>It cuts the room half and the entire castle shifts.
>Probably told everypony where you are now, but you don't care.
>That's when your shadowbolts strike.
>Anon is squirming in a narrow crawlspace, trying to move to a safer spot.
>He dodges a swoop from your minions, but it leaves him open.
>Grab him with your magic and jerk him to you.
"Self-righteous brat. What right do you have to judge me?"
>"Murdering my mom for one."
>A shadowbolt lands next to you.
>"The colt's mother is alive."
"Well then. For all your bravado, you're still a colt with an inflated ego. Your mother made her decision. Self-deprecation is it's own elevated sense of self. Much like my sister, you think the world revolves around you."
>Anon struggles in your magic.
>"So why did you kidnap me again? Oh right, because you wanted me to satisfy your ego."
"I am the Mare of Night! The moon and stars drap the skies under my authority. I don't need a foal to elevate me."
>Your ears twitch, and can hear the ponies approaching.
"Well, it's time to make good use of you."
>Anon gulps loudly.
"The darkness you hold inside you will make a perfect obstacle for these ponies. I grant you my power, just a small amount."
>Six ponies enter just in time to witness your power.
>Power flows out, then something grabs you.
>Something in the colt pulls in your darkness.
>"Power. Perfect."

>Be Twilight Sparkle, and horrified.
>After all the crazy nonsense that has happened tonight, this tops it all.
>Nightmare Moon was standing over Anon Dash doing a weird magic spell.
>Then she screamed.
>What was once a simple flow of magic turned into a surge.
>You all can see Nightmare Moon (or is it Luna) wilt, her power stolen.
>Losing her colors and size.
>Anon on the other hoof, something terrifying is making the hair on your coat stand on end.
>"Power! For too long I've waited. I'll take this from you little Luna, it's far too much for you to handle."
>What was once a little colt was an inky blot of darkness pulsating in the room.
>The shadowbolts that were trying to help their mistress escape melt into slag.
>Nightmare Moon is screeching, crying for any kind of help.
>Then wicked glue like wings erupt from the pulsating ooze.
>Followed by a horn.
>A mockery of pony form molds itself from the dark magic.
>Black bolts strike out at an alter, evaporating the platform.
>"Excellent! No more Elements of Harmony. With this, I can avoid my downfall."
>It laughs, then looks straight at you.
>"Twilight Sparkle. Time to take care of you!"
>Twitch reaction is just enough to pull up a shield around you and the girls.
>Beastly blows start to pound on it, cracking your shield.
"What do we do!? What do we do!?"
>A beam of light slices through the tendrils.
>Like an answer to prayer, Princess Celestia descends from up high.
>Her eyes look at Nightmare Moon with panic.
>"Luna! What is this!?"
>Slamming down in front of you and the girls, Celestia takes a fighting stance.
>"Twilight, what has happened? The spell that was sealing me was broken, but this is beyond what I expected."
"I'm not sure Princess Celestia. A colt named Anon just sucked Nightmare Moon's magic and turned into that."
>Slamming a hoof down, the beast cackles.
>"Hello Celestia. It's been a while. Though you may not remember me. I am The Pony of Shadows. Now if I'm not mistaken, our dear Luna has just returned from the Moon. It's been a while since you talked with your sister, why don't you--"
>Luna goes catatonic, still standing up.
>"--catch up."
>Like strings on a puppet, Luna attacks the shield, breaking it.
>Celestia yells out to you before Luna tackles her.
>"Move Twilight!"
"Girls! We need space to figure out what we can do."
>Look over to Dash, who is just dumbstruck.
>"My boy. What about my boy?"
>Tendrils slam into her, and pin her to the wall.
>Oh buck.
>Ducking one tendril meant for you, you start to gallop behind a pillar.
"Applejack, can you pull her down?"
>"I gosh darn try."
>Dash struggles against her bonds.
>All the while she's yelling.
>"Anon! Wake up! Anon!"
>---
"Where the hell am I?"
>Be Anon, in a black void.
>Pretty edgy, not going to lie.
>"Where you belong, Anon."
"Well that's a start. Who are you?"
>Don't see anything, but might as well scream into the void.
>"Am I really that unremarkable that you don't remember me?"
>"The Pony of Shadows?"
“Aw, fuck.”

>Be Anon, and hello darkness you are not my friend.
>Completely lost the plot on this one.
"Wait, wait, wait, Stygian!? What are you doing here?"
>A voice echoes all around you.
>Don't see the source yet.
>"Not Stygian, he's still in limbo. That will be changing soon, and you're my meal ticket."
>Well that's one question.
>Take careful steps into the void, trying to determine what to do.
"Care to explain that a little more? You're not suppose to show up until Twilight goofs and brings you into Equestria."
>A face almost forms.
>Then it is followed by a wall of fleshy faces.
>Kind of reminds you of Doom.
>"I made you!"
>...
>You must be giving him the most deadpan of faces, cause a few of the faces start to look away.
"Dude, you might be a monster, but you're a monster in the shape of a pony. You are all terrible at lying. Always give it away."
>Hissing with anger, the void turns red.
>"Always the clever one. Find then, here's a reality check then.
>An illusion vision of you appears, human you.
>"Do you think that you can just go to Equestria for free? Surprise idiot, there are no free rides."
>Watch passively as human you is ripped to pieces by shadowy claws.
>Meh, you've watched worse.
>"I brought you here, and implanted inside you a tiny seed just so I can make it across the limbo barrier."
"Otherwise you'd die right? You need a host."
>The redness dissipates back into the black void.
>"Not die. Like I said, I was just a small piece. The main Pony of Shadows is just fine."
"Just confined forever until Twilight."
>"Oh the things I learned when I found you. The entire history of Equestria, not just the show you consumed everything about it."
>Damn, did being a fan doom Equestria?
>"It did."
"Stop reading my thoughts. It's rude. Also if it wasn't me, it would have been anyone else. How did you manage to get Rainbow Dash as my mother?"
>It's quiet.
>No laughing, the faces have vanished.
>Then a whisper in your ear.
>"You care about her greatly."
"I care about everypony. I want what's best for them."
>"Even if it leads to what comes next? Generation 5 was it?"
"Man I don't know about you, but why aren't you have an existential crisis that you were made to sell plastic crap for a toy company."
>Tendrils slap you down.
>A growl is heard and shadowy tendrils wrap around your neck.
>Oh God you've seen enou--.
>"No more jokes."
>Another slam into the ground.
>"This laissez faire attitude doesn't change the fact that I'm going to make sure your worse nightmare is going to happen."
>See a vision outside where the others are.
>They're struggling hard.
>This is a late season villain and they're all still on episode 2.
>"Rainbow Dash is too slow, Twilight isn't smart enough, nothing to say about the others."
>Dash is struggling in a death grip.
>Can't help but feel tears threatening to unleash.
>"I have Nightmare Moon's power, and now I'm just as powerful as my main body. I will use you as an instrument of destruction. You can't stop this."
"No."
>Force yourself up.
>Dash didn't raise a quitter.
>"What can you possibly do? I own you!"
"You forget an important detail."
>Force whatever is holding you to tighten around your barrel.
>Take another step, almost got it to break.
"A willing host. You need a willing host, and I sure as fuck ain't willing."
>Remember Dash, as she's raising you.
>Trying to walk for the first time.
>"Come on Anon, you got this!"
>Running with her for the first time.
>"Doing great there champ!"
>Flying.
>Flying for the first time!
>"Anon! You're doing it! I'm so proud of you!"
>Your wings rip free from the bonds.
>There are screams from that idiot.
>Proclaiming that this shouldn't be possible.
>Just like mom, you don't give up.
>Jump straight into the projection.

>Be Rainbow Dash, and you're about to slip free from the grasp of this creature.
>Princess Celestia is doing her best to ward off (Sister!? Really!?) Nightmare Moon.
>The rest of the girls are doing their best to avoid getting slammed and help you escape.
>Your mind is going through a million possible scenarios right now.
>Majority of them see you failing to save Anon.
>Again.
>Why aren't you strong enough?
>In an instant, the beast recoils and lets you go.
>Bleating like a wounded creature, it grabs at its own chest.
>Landing safely next to Applejack, you all watch in confusion.
>Then elation.
>Bright hope illuminates you as you watch as your own son rips his way out of the chest.
>"Get off me!"
>Without even thinking, you leap into action.
>Grabbing Applejack's rope around your barrel you fly straight at your struggling son.
>The rest of the mares grab the other end of the rope ready to pull.
"I got you Anon!"
>"Don't touch this thing, it will suck you in!"
>Buck, this thing is wiggly and everywhere.
>Grab his hoof and try to pull.
>Feel the rope tighten.
>Anon growls as he tries to lurch forward.
>The wind shifts on your feathers.
>Jump back quickly as spiky claws swing down on you.
>Anon is looking around until he looks up.
>"Up there! My saddle bag! In the destroyed crawlspace. Get it!"
>With a disgusting goo sound, the monster is pulling your son back in.
>"Hurry!"
>Throw the rope to his hoof so the girls can pull on him.
>Dodging princess laser beams, you slam the broken roof rubble to find the crawlspace he was talking about.
>Saddlebags!
>Quickly open it to find lots of random stuff.
>What catches your eye are large fruits.
>They glow harmoniously.
>Gives you a sense of peace.
>On it is a note.
>'Use as last resource. Don't know what Tree of Harmony Fruit does.'
"Well now is the time for random food. Here it goes."
>Take out the last of your workout shakes.
>The good one.
>Stuff the glowing fruit into your shake and quickly mix it together.
>"Dashie! Dodge!"
>Pinkie yells out quickly, so you drop like a rock.
>A magic lancing beam rips overhead.
>While you fall you drink what might as well be called a potion.
>Huge gulps from a drink you're normally supposed to portion out for extreme training.
>It tastes gross.
>Land just in time to see the Pony of Shadows cut the rope and slurp your son back in.
>Anon's eyes are wide, but he doesn't stop struggling.
>He's looking at you.
>Hoping you can save him.
>A pit forms inside you, no butterflies, no balloons.
>What in the sky is happening to you?
>Heart slows.
>Magic, you feel magic.
>Like when you process raw rainbows.
>Feel strong.
>Gritting teeth, you glare at the monster.
>Then dash.
>Rubble flies as you close the expanse in an instant.
>No yelp.
>No scream.
>You punch him right in the diaphragm area.
>Its back crumples back.
>Anon is puked out of his chest.
>With him safe, you uppercut.
>A shock-wave is felt, and with speed like a rocket, the Pony of Shadows is launched.

>On that fateful night in Ponyville, most of the citizens would say they saw a bright star rising in the darkness over the Everfree.
>Blazing rainbow colors that streaked life across the desolate skies.
>Then all the pegasi freaked out when the storm of the century billow to life.
>They swore it was the end of the world.
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Following the Pony of Shadows as he goes flying straight up.
>When he finally regains his wits he is furious.
>"You hit me!? You hit me! That shouldn't be possible!"
>Holding your weapon in your hoof, you can't help but smirk evilly.
"Freak, you're about to be a world of pain."
>"Rainbow Dash."
>His voice was poison.
>"I will rip the wings off your back."
>Pop the cork and throw the bottle up.
>The dark cloud seed drifts out then springs to life.
>Drawing in on the weather magic in the area, the seed sucked in the chaotic nature of the worst aspects of the Everfree.
>Lightning screaming light as bright as the sun, roaring winds, hail ready to blister the world.
>The monster lunges for you, caring little for light weather.
>With little effort, you take a ride through a wind tunnel.
>Zooming past his attack, you feel the rain on your wings.
>Twisting around, you drop the pH levels to levels that would drive the safety weather inspector to a tizzy.
"Drink that in."
>Pony of Shadow whips around to attack you again.
>Water sizzles on his membranes.
>Growling in pain, he forms a shield spell around himself.
>No problem, freeze the water around his shield and encase him in ice.
"Won't be able to see through that."
>The magic shield ripples before iron dark spikes break out.
>Prep your next trick.
>"You surround yourself in dark clouds I can be anywhere."
>A lancing spear appears behind you.
>"Fool!"
>He laughs maniacally as he strikes you.
>Which sputters out quickly as the illusion vanishes.
>Looking up at you, and you, and you.
"What's wrong? Seeing double?"
>Using refraction and fine mists, you have after-effects dancing around him.
>Magic blasts from his horn as he tries to hit one.
>"Delaying the inevitable."
>Sleet falls, hail crashes, icicles stab.
>Throwing everything at him.
>Pieces of him start breaking off, but it isn't fast enough.
>Lightning is getting more violent.
>The wind tunnels are tornadoes now.
>"How!? How are you doing this? You're slow now! Weaker!"
>A cyclone whirls around him now, and you sit on stop of it looking down at him.
"I'm a weather mare."
>He roars at you.
>You're going to do it this time.
>Stretch your wings up, you gather positive electrostatic charge.
>"I'll take anything you'll throw at me. I'll take it all!"
>Fly down, straight at him.
>Wind is pushing you this time.
>Gravity is working with you.
>But the old burn from earlier hasn't quite healed.
>Tendrils ripple from his body, then rip out like arrows.
>Dodge through the assault, still gaining speed.
>The air starts to cone.
>Is your body still broken?

>You can't give up, not on this.
>This monster is going to destroy everything you hold dear.
>You know he's going to hurt Anon.
>Air is now crushing your body again.
>The angle is intense.
>Eyes water.
>Searing pain is felt.
>One of his arrows just sliced across your side.
>Don't have time to bleed.
>"You're too slow! This time, you'll fall. Your son won't save you this time."
>Time slows as the area between him and you fills with shadows threatening to consume you.
>Lies is were he thrives though.
>He came from Anon, fed him his doubts.
>Probably was whispering in his ear to kill himself..
>But bullies like him always want to appear bigger.
>Evil sorcerers from the moon, shadow monstrosities from time long ago.
>Just need to show them, no pony has time for their nonsense.
>Scream fury to pull through.
>Sound is lost.
>Ripples upon your flesh smooth out.
>You don't break.
>He does.
>An explosion erupts from you, and you don't bounce.
>A rainbow shock wave shatters the storm.
>Cyclone, rain, hurricane winds, all blown away.
>The Pony of Shadows is ripped to pieces, but still holds.
>Too much light for you huh?
>Speed is your state of being.
>Turn around mid flight and bring your wings up.
>Hooves out, then tuck in.
>Curve your wings towards the sky.
>Sparks tickle the feathers.
>Hair on your coat stands on end.
>Then you bring your wing tips together.
"Take this! Sonic Lightning Boom!
>Light overwhelms your sense.
>Heat boils like the sun.
>Sound breaks like a volcano
>A column of energy bigger than the cyclone you created crackles across the sky.
>It's like the day is once again reborn from this dark night.
>Red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and violet pound into the villain.
>There is no scream.
>He can't.
>It's too much for him.
>All his vicious features is stripped from him.
>Horn, wings, vanish under the onslaught of energy.
>He's held aloft by the power of what you just unleashed on him.
>Only for a moment.
>The aftershock hits you.
>A gut punch to you sends you flying down.
>Towards the castle again.
>Wings sizzle from your attack.
>A darkness covers you.
>With a yelp, you dodge out of the way of the falling mass.
>Stunned, dazed, twitching like he’s having a seizure.
>The Pony of Shadows falls.
>And you along with it.

>Be Anon, Dash went full on Goku on Pony of Shadows.
>Just launched him into the atmosphere.
>Damn, that's nuts.
>Coughing up black gunk.
>Gross.
>Yellow wings wrap you up tightly.
>The world lurches as Fluttershy dives with you in tow.
>"Anon! I got you."
>Pushed against Fluttershy's chest, your nose tickles from her soft coat.
>Magic lasers are screaming around you two.
>Come to a short stop, you find yourself squeezed tight to her.
>She's breathing hard and fast.
>Won't let you go.
>Tap on her barrel.
>"Oh sorry!"
>Deposited onto the ground, everything spins.
>Vomit up more black goo.
"Didn't, bleh, want, gak, to throw up on you. Gross."
>Fluttershy pats your back.
>Look around to find the other girls huddling behind the broken alter of the Elements of Harmony.
>"Good work sugarcube. Saved your nephew."
>"Quite brave darling."
>Twilight Sparkle is looking at the destroyed materials.
>"I don't know what we can do now."
>Pinkie Pie is trying to shove broken pieces together.
>"Hey Twilight, we only have five here."
>You look up, there's a massive storm over the hole forest.
>If Dash is up there, they won't be able to use the Elements of Harmony.
>"Anon."
>Twilight speaks directly to you.
>"You've been studying this place. Do you know anything?"
>They're all looking at you.
>Hope in their eyes for any kind of answer.
>As you all huddle from the princesses fighting each other, and Dash summoning the storm of the century above.
>There's no point.
>History has already changed.
>But don't give too much away.
"They're characteristics that match positive traits that made Equestria. It was founded on the principles. Loyalty, kindness, generosity, honesty, laughter."
>Twilight nods in agreement as you lay it out.
>"They are all tied together, but there must be an element that binds those together."
>She looks at all of you, and you really hope Rainbow Dash shows up soon.
>"Not physical artifacts, but bonds that bring us all together. We wouldn't have gotten this far without it. Friendship is..."
>Everypony is looking at her with smiles.
>You're trying to not cry.
>"Magic."
>That damn twinkle in her eye.
>Makes grown men weep.
>Eureka, she's found it.
>A blast of holy light erupts from her.
>The tiara crowned upon her head.
>Once shattered stones glow and transform into the amulets.
>All the girls get theirs.
>Where's Dash?
>Look down at your chest.
>Oh no.
>The Element of Loyalty is adorned upon you.
>What have you done!?
"I-I don't deserve this! My mom after everything she's done tonight should be wearing this."
>Twilight aloft with bright light just smiles.
>"That's what makes it beautiful. You hold her spirit as well. That spirit of Loyalty."
>You're not bawling, you're not bawling.
>A slam is heard behind you all.
>The Pony of Shadows, tiny and frail, crashes into the ground.
>Dash pounces on him upon high.
>Then starts to wail upon him like an ugly stick saying hello again.

>"Stop! Hitting me! Oh no. You didn't! You fool what have you done!?"
>The Pony of Shadows is staring straight at you.
>Dash, Celestia, and Nightmare Moon look up to see the successful summoning of the Elements of Harmony.
>Celestia is beaming with pride for her student.
>Nightmare Moon shrinks, knowing what's about to happen.
>Rainbow Dash, your mom, cries tears of pride.
>Gives you the wing 'thumbs up'.
>---
>Be Twilight Sparkle, this moment is one you'll forever cherish in your heart.
>All of your efforts with these mares have brought you to this moment.
>Anon might not be as close as they are, but those bonds are still there.
>He did a lot of work too.
>Kind of like you.
>The Element of Magic tells you how strong your bonds are.
>Fresh and full of life, all the mares are strong with you.
>New yes, and has a lot of room to grow.
>These bonds formed are small, but will be worth a lifetime.
>They're small threads to Anon.
>Something catches your magic.
>While your bond with Anon is small, his is different.
>The other mares don't notice, but you stare intently at Anon.
>His is strong, with all of you.
>Decades old!
>Loved and cherished.
>Like he's spent a lifetime with you.
>All of you.
>This mystery; it's a beautiful thing.
>Forever in your heart, you'll hide his secret and cherish it.
>The Pony of Shadows screams as he latches onto Nightmare Moon.
>Slinking like a stain on the floor he envelops his puppet.
>"Curse you all. You'll never find Luna, I won't be blasted by those Elements."
>A quick teleport, and they appear outside then take off straight up into the sky.
>Probably hoping the darkness will hide them.
>Unleash the power of friendship, and it goes straight after them.
>Slow from previous battles wearing them down, the friendship magic catches up to them.
>You can hear them both scream in panic.
>As the sun rises, purity finds them.
>Then you senses dim as you black out.

>Be Anon, somehow you scrapped by worse case scenario through bullshit and spite.
>Scratch that, you didn't do it.
>Laughable idea that you had any control over the situation.
>Waking up with a sizable headache, you're in the clutches of Rainbow Dash.
"Let me sleep in."
>"Any other time squirt I'd let'cha. Wouldn't want to miss the celebration right?"
>Clear your vision.
>Sure enough you were the last one to wake up.
>Dash is carrying you as you all are being carried back to Ponyville on chariots.
>Seems Celestia called in some rides for you all.
"Guess I was really tired. How do you feel? That was really wild what you did."
>Look over her as she gently puts you down.
>Her wings are worn, feathers tattered, hooves have cracks.
>"Your old mom still got some fight in her."
"Old!? You're in your 20s."
>"Yeah well maybe you put some grey hairs on my mane. Make me age 30 years with what you've been putting me through."
>Touch her shoulder gently, and she grimaces.
"Sorry."
>"Going to need to call in sick for work. They're going to be ticked with all the work I just left them for the mess I made."
"That's what happens when you decide to be a hero. What was that rainbow colored lightning bolt!? Never seen anything like it."
>She blushes at your praise.
>"Only the best attack your mom pulled. When I--"
>She has a faraway look.
>"When I lost you. I tried really hard to save you and."
>Wait a moment to let her catch her thoughts.
>"I failed. I failed to save you."
>Memories flood of that moment.
>She kneels down next to you, then just leans on you.
>"So your mom did something real stupid, broke the number one rule of a weather mare."
>Don't use the weather for selfish reasons.
"What you did saved everyone."
>Dash wants to say more.
>Honestly never knew she could pull something like that off.
>Canon Dash never did.
>Could she had?
"You did a Sonic Rainboom."
>She smiles at that.
>"Sure did. Followed it up with the Sonic Lightning Boom. Really gave that jerk a real light show."
"Going to make some real fans back home. That fan club that filly has of you is going to explode."
>Rainbow Dash looks over to you, slightly frowning.
>"What about you? Can mom be your hero?"
"You always were."
>Barking out a laugh, Dash clutches her barrel.
>"Ow, hurts to laugh. Really? What about your, you know, thoughts. Was all that the monster hitching a ride inside you?"
>How do you even approach that?
>Do you know?
>You're not even totally sure if the Pony of Shadows was just toying with you.
"I don't know."
>"I thought I lost you for good."
>Mom leans her head on top of yours.
>She's closing her eyes and breathing slowly.
>Breath out a little to mix your breath with hers.
>Strange horse behavior, but it makes them happy.
"I got out because of you."
>Dash doesn't say anything.
"When I was trapped in there, and that monster was taunting me. I remembered you. Everything you've done for me mom. So I didn't give up."
>A wing drapes over you and pulls you closer.

>"Citizens of Ponyville, bring this news to all of Equestria. A day of celebration is at hoof!"
>Standing all in a line down town of Ponyville, the mares as you are in a middle of the royal proclamation.
>Anon wanted to wiggle his way out of this, but Celestia wasn't having none of it.
>"Your dear princess, and my beloved sister, Princess Luna has been returned to us thanks to the efforts of these amazing ponies. I can't express my gratitude enough."
>Lean a little to the left and give Fluttershy, your sis from another mother, a wing hug.
"Thanks. For everything."
>Her trembling from all the attention pauses.
>She looks to you and then down to Anon who is distracted by all the partying.
>"Never have to say thank you. You're both dear to me."
"Oh I will always say it."
>"I see a few special ponies waving at us."
"Special? Who could you possibly be talking about? Oh."
>Really should have seen this coming.
>Zephry showing up is one thing, it just means the rest of the family was going to show up too.
>There are your parents, waving flags with your mug on it.
>Told them to ditch that.
>Fluttershy's folks are right next to them.
>Thankfully much more subdued.
>"Go Dash! Go Anon!"
>Come on, this was a team effort.
>"Dear Ponies, I am heartened by the jubilation you all have for my return and renewal. The efforts of these incredible ponies are to be remembered for all of Equestria's reign."
>Princess Luna sounds and looks way different now.
>Guess that's what happens when you get blasted like that.
>Not missing a tooth anymore is a bonus.
>Don't want to be remembered for that.
>Nightmare Moon's tooth is going on the trophy case though.
>"For particular recognition, this young colt."
>Your boy goes rigid when the spotlight is on him.
>"Facing darkness head on while showing such bravery is worthy of knighthood. Maybe a squire until he is of age."
>Celestia leans down to Luna and whispers something.
>Luna jerks back with shock.
>"No knights anymore? What a loss."
>Can't help but nudge the boy.
"Sir Anon, how's that sound?"
>He grimaces.
>"Oh what? Ponyville's Primary School?
"We can work shop that idea."
>Confetti floats down everywhere as ponies cheer on.
>The rest of the mares are elated from the adoration.
>Even with your folks going overboard you're also loving it.
>Except for Twilight, she seems more contemplative.
>Anon is looking at her, just waiting.
>"Princess, I'm going to miss them. These friends I have made. It would be sad to leave them all behind."
>Princess Celestia looks down at her student with a soft smile.
>"Here's my proclamation for you, my faithful student. Your studies will now include the magic of friendship, and you will do so here in Ponyville with your new friends. I expect you to report your findings to me as you learn and discover more."
>Anon's face twists in confusion for a moment and mutters quietly.
>"Not the same phrase. Whatever. Can't pull my hair over every little thing now."

>"There's our girls! Anon! My Grandson! National heroes!"
>Mom is screaming her head off like it's a Wonderbolt's game.
>Dad has risen her up above his head, despite them both being, you know, pegasi.
"Well, there's our biggest fans. Fluttershy, you ready?"
>"I'm thinking I should go back home and check if the chicken coop is safe and quiet."
"Got room in there for the three of us?"
>Head hangs low.
>"No."
>Anon sighs as he trots on ahead.
>Well if the boy can show some fortitude so can you two.
>Grunting in pain, you follow behind, and you think Fluttershy is also there.
>Out of all the ponies to swoop in to see how you're doing, you didn't expect him to win.
>"Dash! My boy! Oh thank the skies your both ok."
>Zephry zipped his in front, which isn't hard to do with his own parents.
>Butting his way past your folks is another matter.
>He's already picking up Anon and hugging him.
>"Hey come on. Let me see grand-moms and grand-dads too."
"Morning mom, dad, Posey, Breeze. Thanks for making the trip down here."
>Posey nods, you can barely hear her over the crowd.
>"Anything for you both. Just didn't expect, well any of this."
>You can't hear Fluttershy's dad at all.
>Somehow Fluttershy is able to hear him and they start talking.
>Anon is getting his head rubbed by dad.
>"Why's everyone here?"
>Mom is quick to interject.
>"For the Summer Sun Celebration, of course! We all thought it would be a perfect time for the whole family to get together for this event."
>Dad leans in with the biggest grin.
>"And what a celebration this is going to turn out. Foalnappings, Princesses, and your mom pulling off the most amazing stunt. Really gets the positive juices flowing."
>Don't lay into it that hard dad.
>You give him the look of 'calm down' really quick before Anon can notice.
>He noticed.
>Anon is looking between him, mom, and you.
>"Sure."
>Oh he's thinking, the brain gears are turning.
>Zephry is smiling wide as he looks straight at him, and remembers when he first arrived.
>"Ah, I see."
>Welp, that canary is out of the cage.
"Hey, this is a big celebration. Let's enjoy the hospitality of Ponyville."
>"Excuse me."
>You all look up at a day guard.
>He's looking down at you and Anon.
>"This is for you."
>Hoofing over a letter with a royal seal.
>"It doesn't have to be today, given how the situation is. Please prepare appropriately."
>He salutes and walks off.
>Oh mare.
>Open it up.
"It's a summons. For Anon and me."
>The family tilt their head in confusion.
>Anon doesn't, he just shrinks down.
>"Oh I'm in so much trouble."
>Yes, getting possessed by an ancient shadow demon would be a cause for concern.
>I'm sure Princess Celestia would like to know more.
>At least it isn't today.

>Be Anon, son of Dash, son of Hothoof, son of...
>Well that would be getting into head-cannon territory and we don't want that do we?
>Being interviewed for the local paper.
>The school one.
>Featherweight is taking way too make pictures.
>A background foal you don't remember is asking you questions.
>Must have been before Diamond Tiara's takeover.
>The other school horses are talking over him with their own questions.
>"Anon Dash, what were you thinking when Nightmare Moon kidnapped you."
>Don't say anything as another foal cuts him off.
>"Hey! Hey, is it true you've been going into the Everfree Forest?"
>Shrug as another prod with poked at you.
>"So you've been going behind your mom's back?"
>Open an eye at that question.
>Oh, it's Scootaloo.
>"Shove it, blank flank. No one cares about your obsession with his mom. Hey, how is it you're still a blank flank after literally using the Elements of Harmony? That's like the most qualifying thing to earn one."
>Diamond Tiara flank bumps Scoots out of the way.
>Silver Spoon is slinking up behind you.
>Great, a double team.
>The other foals nod emphatically at that question.
"Listen, saving the world isn't related to cutie marks. Look at the adult mares. One of them is a baker."
>Silver Spoon blows into your ear, making it twitch.
>"I bet you have a real important cutie mark coming."
>Don't really want to play this game.
"Please, this is a one time thing. Literally my 15 minutes in the spotlight. Tomorrow everything is back to normal. There is no way I'm going to do anything like this again."
>Buck, you're fooling yourself.
>You should know better.
>"How about a Sonic Rainboom? "
>Scootaloo tries to flutter over the herd to gain a little height.
"That's how my mom got hers. Would rather do my own thing."
>"Scootaloo, stop asking questions about his mom! You can read her interview in the adult's paper."
>"It's about him too! He's hiding stuff still. Got to go on an adventure of a lifetime and he's downplaying it. Don't let him wiggle his way out of this."
>Diamond Tiara just glares at Scoots.
>Ah, that's the mare on mare look of 'I'm trying to do something here'.
>"You know what. Maybe he does prefer to spend his time in more productive means."
>Leans real close to you.
>Backing up isn't an option, Silver Spoon is right behind you.
>"How about a 1 on 1 interview?"
>The protest of the actual colt reporter is drowned out.
"I'm afraid somepony has already beaten you to that."
>Twinge of annoyance crosses her face.
>Answer her question before she asks.
"Princess Celestia has got her eye on me and wants to pick my brain."
>The rest of the classmates go into an uproar of new questions.
>Drowning out any attempts by Diamond and Silver to manipulate you.
>Not sure what their goal is, but you're not planning on getting played.
>Unless it is just as simple as get famous coltfriend for clout.
>Too much on your plate to deal with that.
>Scootaloo kicks dirt in frustration and leaves.

>Be Scootaloo, leaving Anon's 'fan club' behind.
>That colt just burns you so much.
>Just so inconsistent.
>He says one thing, does something else.
>Nopony else in class sees it.
>Then again, you are the leader of the Rainbow Dash fan club.
>Only you have gone the lengths to learn about her, and by proxy, learn about him.
>Speaking of, at the adults table of the party, you see her.
>And Rainbow Dash's parents!
>Pulling a Pinkie, you appear right next to them.
"Hi! I'm Scootaloo, founder and CEO of the Rainbow Dash club.
>Dash almost spits up her drink at your arrival.
>Her parents look down at you, pausing their conversation.
>Rainbow clears her throat.
>"Hey there, squirt. What brings you over here?"
>"The founder of the Rainbow Dash club? Bow did you hear that? A fan club! Hello Scootaloo, I'm Windy Whistle and this is my husband Bow Hothoof."
>"A fan club! Do you get to do some fun Rainbow Dash activities? Like cheer her on during stunts? We love to do that."
>Mom, dad, please."
>Salute them, for you are honored by their presence.
>"Yes, a fan club. We hold Rainbow Dash in high regard for amazing skill and just being naturally awesome. Just ooze awesomeness."
>Windy and Bow nod fanatically.
>"Totally agreed. Dash, you didn't tell us you had such a promising sharp filly shadowing you."
>Dash looks aside to Fluttershy, who shrugs at her.
>She trots up closer to you to give you a wing-noogie.
>A classic.
>She flinches when she does it, almost hisses.
>"Like she said, she's Scootaloo. Real tough filly. I've seen her do some wicked stunts on her scooter."
"Dash! Are you hurt?"
>"No, no, just recovering. Pulled a wing you know. Gotta remember to stretch before doing any wild stunts."
>"Oh don't be so modest. No wonder Anon is the way he is. Our Dash here just hooffighted a real menace."
"The Sonic Rainboom! Which became that huge lightning strike! I saw it! I saw it!"
>Bow starts to stamp his hooves with excitement.
>"Real super-hero stuff. Not like those funny pages. Our girl, Dash, really took it out on that goon. Um, Dark Horse?"
>"Pony of Shadows, dad."
>"Right. That horse fly."
>Eyes can't help but light up in wonder.
>"If anything, those Elements of Harmony were basically giving that goon a soft tap."
>Take out your Dash inspired journal and start taking notes.
>Windy Whistle whistles at your prize.
>"Mighty fine recorder keeper. Better than the reporter that only asked you a few questions, Dash."
"That's terrible! Dash should have an entire page all about her. At the least, you could do way more."
>Dash chuckles at your support.
>"I'm the front page with the rest of the girls. You don't save Princess Luna and then get shoved behind the opinion piece."
>Good.
"Can you tell me more about her growing up? I bet you have all sorts of cool stuff to share."
>That gets her parents started, and they pull out their own journal!
>A Rainbow Dash journal!
>Behind them Fluttershy and you think are her folks seem to sigh.

>So many foal pictures!
>A gold mine of information.
>Rainbow Dash was always cool even as a tiny tyke.
>Watching her grow up with these pics.
>See a picture of her birthday, Fluttershy was there even then.
>Pretty cool that she got to be Dash's foal friend.
>Lucky mare.
>Don't know who the colt following them is.
>"And this is after Rainbow Dash did the Sonic Rainboom. We believed her of course, even if no pony else did."
"Amazing."
>Dash gives Fluttershy an apologetic look.
>"Yea, we had to go find you after you fell."
"Keep going!"
>Turn the page looking for more.
>There's a picture that grabs your attention.
>Dash is in a bathroom, looking at something.
>"There's our girl when she found out she had big news!"
>Rainbow groans and tries to cover the page.
>"That's a little personal isn't it?"
>Wait a moment, you recognize that thing.
"A pregnancy test."
>Dash gives you a surprised look.
>"You know what that is?"
>Fluttershy also looks surprised.
>"I help Cheerliee teach sex ed. for the students. Because of what happened there. That changed a lot. Scootaloo I'm surprised you remember. I thought you were sleeping."
"For most of it."
>Look at the picture again, Dash is shocked.
>The following picture is just her staring in the mirror.
>Holding her face with her hooves.
>Then in her room with a torn poster of the Wonderbolts.
>"I really wasn't happy that day."
>"Nonsense Dash, it was great news! Anon Dash is now coming into our life."
"So who's the dad?"
>Without pausing, Bow points at a different picture.
>Dash is with Fluttershy and her family, giving the news.
>"That colt right there is Zephry Breeze. Anon's dad."
>Him?!
>How!?
>You've seen him through out the party, he's lame.
>Expression must have been obvious.
>"Listen squirt. Don't ask. It was an accident."
"You fell on his dick?"
>Dash sputters.
>"I said to not ask."
>Fluttershy gives a long suffering sigh.
>Bow and Windy nod happily.
>"Rainbow was an amazing teenage mom."
>The pictures tell a different story.
>Despondent.
>Would it be rude to ask why she just didn't get an abortion?
>Yeah, let's not.
>Then it changes.
"So what happened? I mean obviously you had Anon Dash."
>Rainbow stops her parents from answering.
>"Well, I had time to think about it. To be the best mom that I can be. Not give up."
>She leans down to your level.
>"Listen squirt. I didn't know him yet, but I wasn't going to abandon him."
>Dash sounds so sincere.
>Why couldn't your own parents be like her?
>Deep inside, you wish she was your mom.
>Then the picture, Dash holding her foal in her hooves.
>Tired, but happy.
>Anon is so small.
>And wrinkly.
>Fluttershy looks wistful.
>"I remember when I held him for the first time. I cried so much. Wanted to make sure nothing will ever hurt him."
>Rainbow lays a wing on her.
>"Hey, thanks again for saving him when I couldn't."
>"You don't have to. We both saved him and I will always be there for you both."
>See another picture with his dad holding him.

>He's scared, like holding fragile pottery.
"I haven't seen him in town before."
>Dash shrugs as she glances at the picture.
>"He lives in Cloudsdale, with his folks. When Anon is with his grandparents they'll hang out."
>Bow and Whistle bring out a new picture journal about Anon Dash.
>"Want to see the pictures we have of him!?"
"No."
>"Aw, maybe next time."
>They actually look disappointed.
>That picture, where she's holding foal Anon.
>She looks really confused.
>In fact, so does he.
"What's that about?"
>Rainbow Dash scrunches at that memory.
>"Right. That day. Anon's first word."
"Why's that so weird?"
>"Word isn't right. You know how a parent always wants their foal to stay 'mom' or 'dad'?
>Nod rapidly.
>"He said 'Rainbow Dash'. Not just that, he sounded shocked. Clear as day. Not mom."
>Dash says that last part a little sad.
>"Only our little filly could make such a smart little colt. Clever as a button and so fun to babysit."
>Whistle seems so ecstatic about that story.
>So Anon was always like that.
>Figures.
"Did he say dad to Zephry?"
>That got a laugh snort from Dash.
>"Oh that. That was so funny. Anon gave the most scrunched up look. Saying 'You!?'. I mean, he did eventually say mom and dad. That day was memorable."
"Why did he say 'You'?
>She shrugs.
>"Dunno. He doesn't remember that day. Way too young to keep those long-term memories."
>More pictures, she's carrying him around for most of it.
>School, training, and going to Wonderbolt's games.
>Somepony has stopped showing up in the school pictures.
"Who's the griffon? Where did she go?"
>Dash just glares at that.
>"She wasn't cool with me having a child. That's it. Don't ask."
>Bitterness just drips from her answer.
>Yikes.
>Move on quickly to the next pictures.
"So this is when you moved to Ponyville."
>"Yup. Weather mare for the town. Gotten real good at it. Helps Fluttershy is so willing to watch Anon when I'm at work."
>Bow and Whistle chime in.
>"Then we get the honor of watching him as well. He's such a sweet smart child."
>Sweet?
>Yeah right.
>Still happy with all the new information for the Dash fan club.
>"Can we join the fanclub?"
"Yes!"
>Perfect, two new members and they're her parents!

>Be Anon, party's over for you.
>Party is still going, but your exhausted after everything you went through.
>No amount of sugar will help you overcome it.
>Follow mom home, followed shortly by the rest of the family.
>Dash opens the door and you trot him.
>"We need to talk."
>Oh boy.
>"All of us."
>Intervention by the looks of it.
>Great.
>Rest of the family shuffle in.
"So that's why you're all here."
>For the first time, Grandpa Breeze spoke before everyone else.
>"Anon."
>No.
>Not the sad old grandpa look.
>"We don't know why your feelings have become so dark. It hurts us. Knowing our little colt thinks so little about himself."
>Don't say anything.
>You've seen this scenario before, the adults are all going to say their piece.
>Answer only when they expect it.
>Granted you are dealing with grandparents that have less backbone then Fluttershy.
>And Dash's parents just approve of everything.
>Toxic positivity mentality isn't going to help much if they think you're suicidal though.
>You can tell, their grins and smiles has been strained the whole party.
>Zephry puts his hoof on his dad.
>"I got this."
>You doubt that.
>"Anon we've been talking, and we have come to the conclusion what you need may be a change in home living."
>Dash cuts in at that.
>"Living with either grandparents won't work, my parents are too indulgent and the Shy's are too passive. Your dad is still trying to get his life together. And I clearly failed somewhere."
>She didn't, but saying 'I'm a human' wouldn't help anything.
>"I tried looking into getting a job back in Cloudsdale so we be living by both grandparents. No luck there. Child counselor is in the cards."
>How well could one of those read you?
>Not sure how helpful that could be.
>Being hung-up on canon stuff really pulled your pin feathers.
>"We thought about you living with Fluttershy. She's real supportive and would be able to watch you more often that I can."
>Fluttershy interjects.
>"Dash, the issue is that he spends little time with you. He needs more time."
>Rainbow looks frustrated at that.
>"Look he thinks if he wasn't born I wouldn't be; I dunno, doing something different."
>Think fast, gotta think fast.
>Moving away from Ponyville could really screw the pooch.
>...
>A pooch.
"Hey."
>All the adults stop talking about this, Dash stops pacing, and look at you.
"What if we get a pet?"
>Dash slowly blinks at that.
>"Get a pet?"
"Yeah, something we both take care of."
>"Get a pet? I, um, huh. Like a dog? We need one of those special collars if it stays in the house."
>Fluttershy is thinking a little deeper then that.
>"Doesn't have to be a dog. I have a bunch of animals I take care of. Why don't we visit my home to look at some possible candidates. I like the idea though. If you're both invested in a friend, it would help with bonding."
>Zephry chimes in on that.
>"Dash you've made friends with that Twilight mare right? She probably knows all kind of therapists.
>"Probably."

>So here you are, talking with Twilight and the rest of the girls.
>Be Rainbow Dash, first lunch out with the gals since the big night.
"Don't know if we can make this a regular thing, I'm sure Applejack is normally busy looking at trees or something."
>"Rainbow you're free to come down if you want real work."
"Counting leaves would put me to sleep."
>She frowns, but gives you a friendly nudge.
>Discussion of random stuff continues until your son is brought up.
"You girls wouldn't believe the mane pulling my boss was giving me."
>Rarity hums at that as she makes herself new cup of tea.
>She wouldn't have to do that if she got a jug instead of that tiny teacup.
>"I suppose causing a massive storm front to appear over the Everfree Forest then calling in your sick day would frustrate her."
"Sure did. Course when I told her I was heading to Canterlot for the princess to grill my kid she said 'Enjoy your colt while you can then' and gave me a mock salute."
>Pinkie giggles at that.
>"I'm sure you two have nothing to worry about. Not like Princess Celestia would throw Anon into the deepest darkest dungeon at the bottom of the mountain to never see the light of day again for reading her diary."
>A polite chuckle rolls through the group.
"Yeah, that wouldn't happen. Right, Twilight?"
>"Probably. Maybe. I mean, it could I suppose."
"Not really filling me with hope there. Unless you're pranking then that's a good one."
>Twilight fidgets a bit before a confident nod.
>"95% everything will turn out just fine."
"Then the other 5% is me busting him out and we both become escape outlaws."
>"Well in that case my cousin Braeburn will help you out in Appleloosa. Frontier town that'll keep you away from all the problems you caused."
>That sounded like real honest suggestion.
>"Or turn you back in for the bounty."
"Thanks, Applejack."
"Fluttershy, we'll probably look at your animals when we get back from Canterlot. Should give you enough time to probe an appropriate one."
>"Oh Dash! They're all wonderful. I have no idea which friend to introduce you to. Maybe you get two. Or three!"
>Twilight pauses on eating her sandwich.
>"Pet? What's this about?"
"Bonding idea for the two of us."
>She taps her hoof at that idea.
>"Smart idea you have."
"It was Anon's idea actually."
>Twilight stops and stares at you.
>"Really. Did he come up with that on the spot?"
"Pretty much. Why?"
>"Just a hunch, but I'll hold off on that until you get back from speaking with Princess Celestia."
"Oh come on, just tell me."
>"He's smart. Real smart. There's a pattern though. I'm trying to figure it out."
>She has more to say, like she knows something.
"Hey, so um, how about being his therapist?"
>She spits out her drink in Pinkie's face.
>"WHAT!?"
"What?"
>"You don't just decide to do that on a whim. That takes important consideration!"
"Well my family and I did think about finding one, but you seem to have a pretty good handle of the situation. Being an egghead and all."

>"Dash, no. You should talk to someone who knows what to do."
>Twilight had more to say, but she stops.
>Rarity readjusted her hat during the silence.
>"From what I've heard from Sweetie Belle the lad is rather withdrawn at school. Well more aptly, finds a cloud to sit on and read. Given the descriptions of the books, they were probably found at the old castle. Must have brought them home to study."
>Applejack points a hoof at that information.
>"M'ah sis said the same thing. Good gosh, that colt was playing under our noses the whole time."
"Wait, you were asking about my kid?"
>"Not directly, Sugarcube. Just brought up when I asked Applebloom about her classmates. She gets picked on a lot about the lack of a cutie mark and it really chews her up."
"My colt wouldn't do that."
>"No, he just got his head in the clouds."
>Frown at that jab.
>"Seems Scootaloo has a crush on him though."
>You doubt that.
>Twilight stops tapping her chin.
>"So while I still think you should take him to an actual foal psychologist, I would be open for us to get to know him more. Like some one on one time. We all get to know him. Though I suppose Fluttershy and you don't need to do that."
"Assuming we don't have to flee the country after talking to Princess Celestia."
>"True."
>"I would love to foal-sit Anon! We'll play games, make games, then play those games, invite others over to play those games we made. Until we lose The Game. It'll be a great time!"
"Pinkie. Just don't go overboard."
>"Aye-aye captain."
>When was she wearing an eye-patch?
>Rarity raises an eyebrow at Twilight.
>"While a lovely idea, I don't really have time to just look after a rambunctious colt. No offense, Rainbow. Also I see Applejack would just make him work in the apple fields."
>"Hey now, a little hard work wouldn't hurt him."
>"Working hard isn't the issue here."
>Twilight actually looks disappointed.
>"Well it was just an idea. I wouldn't mind spending time with him though."
"So you can pick his brain on what he found out from those ancient tomes?"
>She has the decency to look embarrassed.
>"Well, I am interested in that too."
>Typical egghead.
"I got train tickets for us to go to Canterlot. We'll catch up on that idea afterwards. Anon is at school right now. Should be getting his homework material to make up for missing."
>Twilight clops her hooves.
>"Oh good! I hope he has fun with that on the train trip."
>Fun?
>Yeah, sure.
>Pinkie slides over a saddlebag to you.
>"Remember to write when you're fugitives in the countryside! I prepared apple muffins in there."
>Fluttershy sighs sadly, she doesn't seem to like the joke.
>"I'll get my song birds to help send telegram messages.
>Never mind, she still has a funny bone.
>Gets Pinkie to giggle snort.
"I'll see you girls later. I got a train to catch and a boy to gather."
>"See you Dashie! We'll miss you!"
>As you leave, you think you see Spike running up to Twilight with golden tickets.
>Not sure if that's important.

>Mares are absolutely adorable.
>You're watching your teacher, Ms. Cheerilee give you your homework.
>Be Anon Dash, in school right now.
>Earth pony mares make your heart melt when you watch them work.
>While a unicorn or pegasus will use their extra limbs for magic for tool use, an earth pony usually doesn't.
>Magnet hooves are a thing, but they will still do very horsey things.
>Cheerilee's muzzle is covered in multi-colored chalk.
>"All right Anon, that should be all the homework to make up for missing class. First day of school after saving the world and you're already leaving."
"Princess Celestia wants to see me. I think you covered all the subjects."
>Stuff papers into your saddlebags.
>"While you're in Canterlot, could you find out about tour guide visits? Just in case a field trip is in the works. I'm not promising anything."
>Pause at that.
>A field trip?
>Like the one when they went to the royal gardens and found Discord's statue?
"Oh. Sure. I'll try."
>Would not visiting that mean he doesn't get released?
>It was the Cutie Mark Crusaders arguing that made cracks appear on the statue.
>No arguments, no break out.
>Serious doubt about that, but 'what if' hangs on your mind.
>If Discord isn't let out, what happens?
>"Anon, you got that million question stare going again. Don't want your mother asking where you are, do you?"
"Sorry Ms. Cheerilee."
>She rolls her eyes with an amused smile.
>"Go on now. I'll expect a report on your findings, young colt."
>Cheerilee gives you a pat on the head and releases you from school.
>Recess is still going on.
>Might get pranked if you want outside.
>Not that you're personally targeted, it happens to everyone.
>Except Diamond Tiara.
>Think about flying out the window.
>Naw, you'll just take the brunt of it if it happens.
>Still need to pick up a few things before meeting up with Dash.
>Open the door.
>Nothing happens.
>Most of the class are at the playground.
>Except a few.
>Speaking of the devil, there she is.
>"Good, she finally let you go."
"Diamond. Come to see me off before I'm thrown into the dungeons?"
>She actually teeters at that.
>"Didn't actually consider that possibility. You really know how to throw off a scene."
>Yeah, she was trying something.
"Well say your word with me."
>The pink bully considers something for a moment.
>"It'll wait. However, you better see me right when you come back."
>Give her a flat look.
"Do I look like Silver Spoon to you?"
>That earns a 'hey' from said filly.
>"I'll make it worth your while."
>Oh hell no, you don't like manipulative 'I've got my eyes on you' Diamond.
>Saying no outright will either make her mad, or make her even more determined.
>A headache is what this is.
>Maybe she'll lose interest by the time you get back.
>Yesterday's heroes, yesterday's news.
"We'll see what happens."
>"Get a cutie mark while you can, it'll look better for the both of us."
>Flap your wings and fly up.
"Can't rush perfection."
>Take off from school.

>First, get your deposit check from the bank.
>Going to cash that in a bank in Canterlot.
>Second, get a disguise.
>Go with a classic.
>A realistic horse face like the good old mlp con days.
>Third and finally, snacks for the train ride.
>Finally, ready for this tea showdown with Princess Celestia.
>Land at the train station just as Dash arrives.
"Hi! Can't even tell you're hurt the way you're flying."
>Dash lightly lands.
>"Ain't nothing to it. Got your homework?"
"Yup. Going to finish it on the train ride. Just to get it out of the way."
>She looks slightly disappointed, but it quickly vanishes.
>"Hey it doesn't always have to be about work you know. Want to have fun while we're there?"
"In case we're thrown in jail and we spend our last happy sun faced moments in bliss?"
>"Just say yes kid."
"Yes mom."
>She snorts with a pleased, if annoyed, huff.
"Ms. Cheerilee asked me to look into places for a field trip. Want to hit up the Wonderbolt's camp? I think that would be fun."
>Rainbow smiles at that idea.
>"You wouldn't mind going back to it if she agrees to make it a field trip? Cause I sure wouldn't."
>A giant grin from you answers her question.
>Have a few moments before the train allows passengers on.
>Quiet, peaceful, ready to be ruined.
>"Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash."
>Rarity?
>Why is she here?
>Huffing and puffing her way to the platform.
>Rarity takes deep breaths before the red drains from her cheeks.
>"Thank goodness. I caught you two."
>"What's up? Did something happen?"
>"By any chance did you bring something to wear for your meeting with the Princesses?"
>...
>Both mom and you just stare at her blankly.
"Rainbow, when do the train doors open?"
>"Not soon enough."
>"Don't give me that!"
>Rarity pulls out a complete wardrobe from behind her.
>"You have to look your best. Especially you, young Anon. Going through a lady's journal is bad enough, but the Princesses! If there is a slim chance that dressing well for the occasion saves your life then we must take it."
>Oh God she has that fire in her eyes.
"Ms. Rarity, while you make excellent dresses. What I would need is a tailor, and time. Time we don't have to make a good outfit."
>She starts to pout, but you hold firm.
>"Don't doubt my ability, young colt. I came prepared."
>That sing songy tone makes you gulp.
>"Tada! Quickly, behind the dressing curtain."
"No, no, no! Help!"
>Yoinked from the safety of Dash's hooves, all she could do was watch in horror as the dress demon claimed you.
>"Right there, don't fidget. Hmm, might have miscalculated on the pants sized. Should we ditch it? This might be a little tight darling. Fluff out the cuff. Hat for absolute style."
>Emerge from the black hole of her grasp.
>Gasping for air.
>Look down at what you've been assaulted with.
>Gay ass fruity suit.
>Dash is holding her face, trying to not laugh at you.
>Glare with all the tiny rage you can muster.
>"Now your turn Rainbow Dash."
>Dash flies up.
>"I'll pass."
>"I insist."

>Sitting in your train seats with Dash.
>Both of you are wearing some real fru fru nonsense.
>Dash has a feather hat that is brushing up against the ceiling.
>Don't know what is going on with that rump extender thing, but she can barely sit in her seat.
>The pants hurt your balls.
>Rarity, what the hell were you thinking?
>Sometimes you forget ponies can be real spazes.
>"We just left the boundaries of Ponyville."
>Immediately, both Dash and you tear the suffocating clothes off of you.
>Clothes spill all over the seat, into the aisle, and into the neighboring seats.
>"Anon, get this thing off of me. I can't reach the laces."
>Why does she have a corset?
>Wings pop out the moment the straight jacket is released.
"What do we do with this? I don't have the luggage space."
>Panting from nearly passing out, Dash shakes her head.
>"If I could dump this off at a thrift store I would. I'm putting this in our guest bedroom and 'forgetting' it there."
"I'm just happy she didn't have her makeup kit as well."
>Dash proceeds to attempt the miracle of stuffing it under the seat.
>You on the other hand.
>Er, hoof.
>Take out your school materials.
>Books and papers lay out in the seat in front of you.
>You really miss being human.
>But there is no way you could learn what are now.
>Adult you would just fail to learn this stuff.
>Pony runes for math and literature.
>Makes sense for you now, you're a young colt with a sponge for a brain.
>They were nonsense back when you watched the show.
>Now they make sense.
>Apples means apples.
>Trust me, it makes sense.
>Thankfully having adult human knowledge carries over.
>So this primary school stuff is a breeze.
>Best of both worlds.
>"It's crazy just how fast you write. Do you even look in the back of the book for answers?"
>Look up at mom, who is watching you with curious intent.
>"Been a while since I've seen you do the stuff."
>She pauses as a thought pass through her noggin.
>"Now that I think about it, you've never asked for help with your homework."
>Scrunch up your nose as you try to remember.
"Guess I haven't. That's going to change when we go over Pegasi history. This is more general stuff."
>Back to your material.
>The train ride should give you plenty of time to finish this.
>Flip through the right pages, quickly scan, then answer the questions.
>One thing you found interesting is that pegasi brains and human brains understand trigonometry in very similar ways.
>Human throws good, pegasi fly to destination good.
>"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact time my colt turned into an egghead. You read through this stuff like greased lightning."
"Can you grease lightning?"
>"Sure if you make rainbows sticky."
>What?
>Ok sure.
>When was that a thing?
>"Do you still have that strange fruit? The stuff that I ate that night?"
"The fruit from the Harmony Tree? Going to have to bring that up to Princess Celestia. Yeah, I still have some. Not a lot."
>Dash looks a little concerned.
>"Have you been eating it?"
"Yeah, after I figured out it was safe."
>Casually mention that as you read your book.
>"You can't be serious."
>Look up to see Dash actually looks mad.
>"That stuff was burning me up inside. You've been doping yourself with this!?"
"I didn't eat a whole fruit, or several like you did. I had a tiny sliver."
>"You. You! Anon Dash, what were you thinking!?"
>She's raising her voice.
>Oh boy, can you pacify this situation?
"Like I said, it was tested. I was not going to just shove it down because it looked tasty. I'm not reckless."
>That last part is a lie.
>Dash snorts at that.
>"I would believe you, until I found out you had been adventuring out into the Everfree Forest this whole time. You're as reckless as I am."
>Well she ain't wrong.
>"Still, you've never come home hurt."
"Hey I fly fast. Just like you. Nimble and quick.
>Being a Dash has saved your bacon.
>"Anon. Why didn't you tell me?"
>Aw man, she sounds hurt.
>"Every one of those visits could have ended with you hurt, or worse. You didn't just sneak behind my back, but every time you left your grandparents home, or Fluttershy, you went straight into there."
>That last part makes you gulp.
>"What? What was that?"
"I bribed her animals to help me. I gave them some food and they helped me get through the forest."
>Dash smacks her face, dragging down her eyelids dramatically.
>"You're double grounded."
>She then looks at the outfit stuffed under the seat.
"Please don't make me wear that."
>"You're going to be very presentable for the Princesses."

>Finished your homework just as you arrived at the Canterlot train station.
>Dash is still peeved with you.
>Honestly, you understand why.
>You're a terrible child.
>She was a teenage mom that was expecting to deal with a colt that wanted ice cream, and got in trouble with horseplay with other colts.
>Instead, the nonsense you do would flabbergast most.
>Lie to her face.
>Do incredibly dangerous stuff behind everyone's back.
>Make weapons.
>They don't need to know about that last part.
>When you got your allowance, a normal colt would have bought candy.
>You bought a share in Filthy Rich's Barnyard Store when it was just a small shack.
>Wonder if Filthy knows about that.
>Rainbow Dash and you get off the train station and see a royal guard waiting for you.
>"Mrs. Rainbow Dash?"
>Dash rolls her eyes.
>"Just Ms. Dash if you really want to be formal. I'd rather you call him Rainbow Dash."
>He looks down at you, then to her.
>"Very well. I'm here to escort you to the castle."
>Walking through Canterlot is a real experience.
>Show did not do justice just how much this place is the crown jewel of Equestria.
>Little wonder unicorns here are so haughty.
"So what's your name?"
>"Royal Guard."
"That's also a royal guard."
>"Correct."
>Resist the urge to ask if he was the result of eugenics.
"Bet you're really good at blocking attacks at the last moment."
>That gets him to look down at you with a smirk.
>"Actually yes. My favorite thing to do."
>Dash stops literally hovering over you and lands.
>"Do any work with the Wonderbolts?"
>"No. They're often busy with their own business. Maybe we'll do a search and rescue if one of the princesses goes missing."
>Notice ponies are looking as you pass by.
>Royal guard treatment would get you noticed.
>You're on the look out for particular ponies.
>Sadly, you don't see any familiar faces.
>What you don't see is anything other than ponies.
>Until you got closer to the castle.
>Like playing a game of 'Where's Waldo', you spot Twilight Velvet.
>Unicorn MILF just strolling down the street with grocery saddle bags.
>Really want to flag her down.
>Sadly, as soon as you see her, she turns down another street and vanishes.
>Oh well.
>Then something special happens.
>She does a double back.
>Double taking in your direction.
>Velvet stops, looks down at a news paper she's carrying.
>Then back up at you with a jaw dropped.
>Waved politely at her.
>Newspaper has her daughter on the front page, with Dash and you alongside her.
>"Kiddo, don't wave at strangers. It's rude."
>Come on mom!
>Dash pushes you along faster.
>Reach the gates with your heart a little sadder.
>Royal Guard salutes the guards at the gate and lets you pass.
>"I'm going to bring you to Ms. Raven and she'll get you set up with a schedule to meet the Princesses. Afterwards, I'll show you to your room. Then you can have fun as you see fit."
"Don't need to escort us everywhere right?"
>"Correct."
>Maybe Dash will still be up for the Wonderbolt Museum.

>Sitting across the table from Ms. Raven.
>Her mane is in a professional bun, but still rebellious.
>Must be all the hard work of adding a new princess is putting on her.
>She is looking over a journal with several mystical locks on it.
>The most protected possession she has.
>Schedule Book.
>"There are a few meetings Princess Celestia already has."
"What about Princess Luna?"
>Raven looks up from her book.
>"She's not taking ponies yet."
>Dash taps the desk.
>"I thought we were summoned."
>"You were, Ms. Dash. Princess Celestia is allowing you some flexibility to see her."
>Raise your hoof again.
>"Yes, young colt?"
"Can we meet for breakfast?"
>Raven raises an eyebrow.
>"No. That is her personal time."
>Dang, really want to try her pancakes.
>As Dash and Raven look over the schedule, a letter drops into the mailbox next to the desk.
>Raven pulls it out.
>"Hmm, 'Breakfast is fine'."
>Oh shit, she's listening in!
>"Well that's interesting. Very well then, Rainbow Dash, Anon Dash, this means you will have to get up early to meet her."
>Dash groans at that.
>"Really!? Fine. I was hoping to sleep in a little. Why breakfast, Anon?"
>Raven answers her as she is writing it on the schedule.
>"Well given that one of the diaries we had to confiscate off him belongs to Princesses Celestia; your son probably knows she makes her own breakfast."
>"So? I can make my own too."
>Taking off her glasses, Raven looks Dash straight in the eye.
>"Ms. Dash. Take the breakfast. It is to die for. At the moment, I am intensely jealous."
>Rainbow slouches in her seat, then a thought makes her sit up straight.
>"I'd like chocolate waffles, whip cream on top as well. Apple cider if you have any."
>"Ms. Dash, this isn't a drive thru."
>"I will get up as early as you want me too for those chocolate waffles and apple cider."
>Raven looks down at you, with the expression of 'you're both trouble' then jots in down in the notes.
"Yes!"
>Pump your hooves in victory.
>"Royal Guard will show you to your room, enjoy your stay in Canterlot."
>Canter on out of her office.
>"You're still going to wear the outfit from Rarity."
"Fine, but I'm not going to spare it from syrup stains."

>Fairly quiet trip to your room.
>You were hoping to see another pony.
>Well a pony you recognize.
>Plenty of adorable 'background' ponies going about their day.
>Royal Guard gives you brief glances and a small smile as your head darts around taking in everything.
>Rainbow Dash also seems impressed.
>"Way better than that old place."
"Well yeah, no pony lives there."
>Royal Guard stops at a set of doors.
>"Here's your room. As per your request, Dash, nothing to fancy."
>Sharing a room?
>He lets you both walk in.
>Dash throws the luggage on the ottomare (ha).
"Still pretty high class."
>Looking off the balcony, you can see the gardens down below.
>Lots of statues, and foals being given tours.
>There's Discord.
>For a moment you just stare at him, the world seems to fade.
>Still not sure what to do about him.
>Shake your head as Dash is asking Royal Guard for directions to the Wonderbolt museum.
>Something catches your eye in Dash's bag, a ball.
>A bit of mischievous chaos tempts you.
>Royal Guard huh?
>A test of your reflexes.
"Royal! Catch!"
>Dash leans back as a ball serves past her, straight at Royal Guard.
>You blink.
>That's all it took.
>The ball slams straight back into your muzzle, knocking you back.
>Sitting up immediately, you stare back with your jaw dropped.
>Ball dribbling away from you.
>Royal has a 'nice try' look.
>Pick the ball back up.
"That's real impressive! Again!"
>This time, you're ready.
>Rainbow steps back and just lets this play out.
>Now you see Royal actually deflect it moments before it hits him.
>So you answer back if your own tennis shot.
>It's like bouncing off a wall.
>He gets faster, and it's getting harder to actually bounce it back with how hard he hits it.
>"That's enough."
>Royal casually catches it instead of hitting it.
>"Got a lot of spunk in you."
"I am a Dash."
>"Of course. I need to get back to work."
>You wait for him to drop the ball back to Dash.
>"Go long."
>What!?
>Like a javelin, he throws the ball straight out the window.
>Earth pony strength really showing off.
>Jet after it like a bolt of light.
>Doesn't take long to grab it.
>Let your breath catch up, and take the opportunity to look at the castle proper from an aerial height.
>Then plot your sneak attempt out for later tonight.
>Options abound.
>---
>Be Rainbow Dash, be a little proud just how fast your little guy can fly.
>Vanished like a puff of smoke out the window.
>"Dash, if I may have a quick moment before he comes back."
>Surprised that Royal Guard is whispering now.
>The big white stallion leans closer to you.
>"Her highness is positive that your son is about to do something sneaky tonight."
"What. He just got in town and he's already scheming? How do you know?"
>The disbelief in your voice makes him chuckle.
>"He got a deposit slip from the Ponyville bank. A sizable fund actually. We believe he's going to cash it here and use the money. For what we don't know."
>Facehoof hard.
"Of all the games, he's already in trouble!"

"I can't believe this. It's like he refuses to learn."
>"Or very determined."
>Look up at Royal Guard.
>"Princess Celestia wants this to play out, but she wants your permission. Do not worry, we will have an elite guard trailing him. Anon won't even know they're there, and he will be absolutely safe."
>This boy is wily, but it seems Princess Celestia is in control here.
"I don't know. I can't really fake going to sleep knowing he's about to sneak out the window."
>Royal Guard taps his chin as he thinks.
>"I'll take you out."
>The air pauses as you take that in.
"Like, on a date?"
>"Precisely, we'll tell him right now when he gets back. I'll take you to a military bar and we'll have a good time."
>Process this plan, real tempted right now.
>For too long, Anon has been running roughshod.
>It would be nice to have him be monitored and get a clue on what he's doing.
>Just in time, Anon Dash dashes in.
>"What a throw! I could see the city from that distance."
"Sure, Royal. I'd love to go on a date with you. Pretty lucky to have a hunk interested in me."
>That actually gets him to blush.
>"Of course, I'll pick you up around 8."
"Perfect. Anon's grounded so he'll be in bed by then."
>Smiling, you turn to Anon.
>He's staring at you like you've grown hydra heads.
>The ball has been forgotten and is rolling away from his grasp.
>...
"Yo, Equestria to Anon. You there?"
>"Uuuuuuuh."
"You ok there?"
>"I'll just head out. Have fun at the Wonderbolt's museum."
>Royal Guard polity leaves, leaving you with a son who has just mentally crashed.
"If it was this easy to control you I'd done this sooner. Hey snap out of it. Your mom can get dates."
>"Did I fly in the right window? I'll be right back. I think I'm lost."
>Smack him lightly over the head with your wing.
"Go clean up in the bathroom. We have a museum to visit."

>What surprises you the most is just how robust Equestria's military history is.
>This is the kind of shit that would never be talked about in the show.
>Despite the Wonderbolts being a branch of their military.
>Be Anon, standing in front of the doors of the Wonderbolt museum.
>It's actually next to a couple other museums of different branches of the military.
>There isn't a human analogue that quite matches up correctly with modern pony times.
>Tech is all over the place, and the known world is clearly not fully mapped out.
>Adventuring is a paid career here.
>Scootaloo's parents are actually doing a service for the country.
>Outside being terrible parents anyway.
>Look up to Rainbow Dash.
>She is actually trembling with excitement, but trying to play it cool.
>Deep down, she is still the same Rainbow Dash after all.
>A die hard Wonderbolt's fan.
>You being in her life tempered that.
>"I'm so disappointed! There should be a line outside this place. Does this city not have taste or what? We be here everyday if it was in Ponyville."
"Ah, so that's the issue."
>"Just messn' squirt. Let's go in."
>100% you're both visiting the souvenir shop.
>A bored lanky teenage mare is sitting at the entrance.
>Looks up at both of you and points at the sign '2 bits'.
>Dash throws out the coinage.
>Slowly the attendant looks at the money.
>Dash is starting to hop in place.
>Practically hear her thoughts of 'Come on, come on, come on.' over and over."
>Unraveling an access bracelet, the unicorn mare clips it off.
>"Limb please."
>Rainbow slams her leg on the desk.
>"Thank you."
>Booth mare sticks out her tongue as she tries to clip it on with her hooves.
>Look at her perfectly intact horn.
>Misses the clip once with an 'oops'.
>"There, now for your younger brother."
>"Too slow!"
>Dash slaps that one around your limb and jumps inside.
>With a shrug you wave goodbye to the mare.
>"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!"
>Standing before you, in marble, is a statue of the founder of the Wonderbolts.
>A little plaque about Firefly and a neat quote.
>"Anon! Check it out, Firefly was said to be the founder and a key pony who helped defeated a centaur tyrant. Not sure what a centaur is, but that so cool."
>Wonder if that was Tirek, or another guy.
"Want me to take a picture with you next to the statue?"
>Immediately, a camera is in your hooves.
>"One of me, then you."
"We're probably going to have to get doubles of everything. Grandma Windy will swoon over it."
>Click, snap, flash!
>Switch places with Dash and smile.
>"Good point son. All right, to the first wing!"
>That twinkle in Dash's eyes never leaves.
>From exhibit to exhibit, she is full of energy.
>Who needs a tour guide when she'll clue you in on everything.
>Anything she doesn't know, she'll read it on the display.
>Now you're in the modern times.
>"Look at this, modern legends! Awesome!"
>Oh, a table on speed records set by each member.
"Those are some fast times."
>Rainbow whistles at the results.

>"Thank you, good to see this place gets fans."
>Both of you whip around to see an older pegasus.
>Someone who is niggling the back of your brain.
>You remember him from somewhere.
>He's decked out in a blazer jacket, with a Wonderbolt insignia.
"Oh. Oh! You're Wind Rider!"
>That gets a blazing smile from him.
>"Got it one kiddo."
>"Dude! You're the record holder of the Mustang Marathon!"
>Oh boy, this guy might be trouble.
>Then he does something that makes you titter.
>Taking the hoof from Dash, he kisses it.
>"And I've heard of you Ms. Rainbow Dash. Quite the impressive light show storm."
>Blushing hard, Dash chuckles and rubs the back of her head.
>"Yeah, I guess that is the talk of the town. I think your record is more impressive."
>He leans over and smiles.
>Is he, rizzing her?
>Oh snap, he is.
>His eyes are wandering as he talks.
>"True, it takes hard work and dedication to go that fast for that long. But I do know it takes a lot of knowledge and talent to pull off what you did."
>Is Dash, hot?
>Notice that he is most taken by her hips.
"You've held that record for a long time too."
>Wind Rider glances down at you, then stops leaning over Dash.
>"True. It's a tough time to beat. Tell you what kid. Let's head over to the souvenir shop and I'll buy then sign a picture of myself."
>"We’ll take two. No three."
>Places a playful hoof on Dash's withers.
>"Hey, I can do more than that if you want."
>Dash catches her breath.
>She looks down at you.
>You can hear her heartbeat slow down.
>"Windy. This is going to hurt me to say this."
>Rainbow stops.
>Oh she really doesn't want to say it.
>"Buck. I should've met you sooner."
>"Hey, hey there. It's fine. If you've made plans I understand."
>Windy Rider starts to walk you both back to the store.
>He's polite, which is very creepy knowing the kind of guy he is.
"We sort of have this thing going on with Princess Celestia."
>Windy nods with understanding.
>"Ah I see. So you two have a royal summons. Good luck with that."
>Then you see it, in front of the souvenir shop is a sign up sheet.
>One for the Young Flyer Competition.
"Hey mom, you should sign up for that."
>Looking away from Windy, she sees what you point to.
>"Oh. Right, that is a thing. I don't know."
"Come on, it'll be fun. I'll cheer you on real loud."
>Windy looks at the pamphlet with a chuckle.
>"Listen to your boy. I know the Wonderbolts will be judging it, and they're always looking for potential. I know you have that in spades."
>Dash is considering it based on how he's biting her lip.
>"Fine. I'll do it. Got to get some practice in for it."
>"That-a filly."
>Windy gives her that award winning smile.
>Both of you walk out of the shop with useless junk.
>Dash is acting like she's holding gold.
>Well the book is cool.
>"Ms. Dash, young colt, it was a pleasure to meet fans. Have a windy day."
>Rainbow gives him a military salute to the 'legend'.
>Laughing at that, he flies off back towards Cloudsdale.

"Do you think they have fish?"
>"Come on, Anon. Do you really think a unicorn restaurant is going to have fish? We're on a mountain on top of that. Any fish they would have would be tiny or imported."
>Dash and you are looking at a line of restaurants.
>You think she's wrong about mountain fish, but you never actually studied fish all that much.
>Gone fishing with mom, which is fun.
>Though her method of fishing involves going really high then dive bombing the water.
>Not the usual human method.
>The ponies waiting to bring others in to their restaurants can see you two, and they're cringing.
>Hoity-toity establishments, and here you two are rumbling through town with cheesy Wonderbolt paraphernalia decked out hoof to ears.
>They don't want you to come in, but one of them will be your victim.
"I don't see any cloud seating either."
>"Yeah, that's pretty lame."
>A happy sound makes your ears flip around.
>"Night Light, there they are! Come on."
>Oh?
>Are your happiest hopes and dreams coming true?
>Turn around to see Twilight Velvet and Night Light trotting up to you two.
>"Excuse us! Rainbow Dash!"
>They don't seem to cringe when Dash whips around with an oversized Wonderbolt's hat.
>"Huh? Hi there. Do I know you?"
>Velvet is smiling brightly, it melts the heart.
>"Nope, but you know our daughter. Twilight Sparkle."
>Dash lights up as well.
>"No way! Guess that makes sense that her parents also live in Canterlot. Night Light and Twilight Velvet right?"
>That gets a joyous laugh out of Night Light.
>"You know us already! Oh wait, that's right. You wrote to Twilight during the--"
>Looks down at you.
>"When you got your bundle of joy! Hey there little stallion! You must be Anon."
>With a yelp he picks you up into a hug.
>"We saw you in the paper too! This little world of ours makes for some surprising connections."
>Kind of nice to be hugged like this.
>Guessing when Dash wrote to Twilight Sparkle as a teenage mom to another teenage mom she told her parents.
>How much do they know about you?
>Enough to treat you like a grandma and grandpa.
>Velvet and Night doesn't seem at all phased by your outfits.
>Dash is animatedly talking to Velvet until the unicorn had a suggestion.
>"Come to our place for dinner! Our treat. We would love to have you both."
>A sigh of relief from all the restaurants is heard.
>Rainbow is oblivious to it.
>"Thank you! We would love to share some time with you."
>Yes!
>"We live decently close to the castle. Come follow us."
>Can't help but bounce next to them like a tiny Pinkie Pie the whole way.
>They ask you for more details on the night that brought Twilight, Dash, you, and the others together.
>Most definitely pleased and encourage you to make friends with Spike.
>"Welcome to our humble abode. If you want you can put your Wonderbolt gifts on the couch."
>Look around with glee, the same house Twilight grew up in.
>Just like the show, but way more alive.
>Awesome.