(mmmmm...)
a chiselled jaw
is reflected 
in the pale glow of the screen

waiting for the puzzle to load
as his fingers comb through 
his hair's silky sheen

[verse]
he sets his own schedule
to indulge in his passion
he always makes time
for some pony puzzle action

he flexes his hand
in confident preparation
before holding his mouse 
in quiet anticipation

[prechorus]
he's the stud of the thread
he makes the mares faint with mere ecstasy
everypony will tell the story
of his immortal legacy

[chorus]
he's a lone wolf
a rebel
pulling his weight
with huge balls of steel
he ain't hindered by the sea of grey
he'll brute force his way
just solvin' puzzles by feel
he's the ideal of perfection
the definition of sex appeal

[verse]
the puzzle loads
with an error unforeseen
even after refreshing
he's faced with a blank image on his screen

he won't let failure stop him
with faith in his ability
with his hands he'll shape his own destiny
he'll lead himself to victory

[prechorus]
he's the stud of the thread
he makes the mares faint with mere ecstasy
everypony will tell the story
of his immortal legacy

[chorus]
he's a lone wolf
a rebel
pulling his weight
with huge balls of steel
he ain't hindered by the sea of grey
he'll brute force his way
just solvin' puzzles by feel
he's the ideal of perfection
the definition of sex appeal

[epic solo]

[bridge]
anons watch on in awe
he does it for his love of pony
for him
it ain't about the high score

he ain't no mere mortal
he's the legend in action
solvin' the puzzle unchained
with stoic satisfaction

[prechorus]
he's the stud of the thread
he makes the mares faint with mere ecstasy
everypony will tell the story
of his immortal legacy

[chorus]
he's a lone wolf
a rebel
pulling his weight
with huge balls of steel
he ain't hindered by the sea of grey
he'll brute force his way
just solvin' puzzles by feel
he's the ideal of perfection
the definition of sex appeal