[spoken]
Hey there anons, I bet you're wonderin'
what's that sound?
well, it's the jiggie friendship train
choo choo mother bucker!

[verse]
we're all stuck in Equestria, 
forever
but that don't stop us having 
a puzzle get-together

we all got ourselves the first class carriage
our kick-ass ride
it's big enough that the whole damn jiggin' group'll
fit inside

and there's plenty of space
for your mare friends, too
after all
a waifu is for laifu

[chorus]
get on board, frens
we're loaded to the top
there's plenty of puzzles to solve
and this train ain't gonna stop
starting at Fillydelphia
we're gonna jiggie across Equestria
because today
we got the whole train to ourselves

[verse]
we're all gonna be jiggin' away 
while the awesome scenery rolls by
I bet you're all thinkin'
is there anything better in life

well, the best thing is 
the buffet is actually free 
you can pile up your plates with
all you can eat spaghetti

just don't eat near the puzzles
or do, I'm not your mom
now get on board and let's have some
jiggie fun

[chorus]
get on board, frens
we're loaded to the top
there's plenty of puzzles to solve
and this train ain't gonna stop
starting at Fillydelphia
we're gonna jiggie across Equestria
because today
we got the whole train to ourselves

[spoken]
crap, crap! it's Celestia, she found us!
oh, hell no, it's Luna too...
they look angry, really, really angry
They must've found out we, uh... borrowed the train
we could give up, but...
driver anon, stoke the boiler and go full steam ahead!

[solo]

[chorus]
get on board, frens
we're loaded to the top
there's plenty of puzzles to solve
and this train ain't gonna stop
starting at Fillydelphia
we're gonna jiggie across Equestria
because today
we got the whole train to ourselves

[outro]

[spoken]
alright! let's get this jiggin' train on track!
get it?
because we're on rails?
ah, you're no fun.