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Anonfilly's Revenge [3]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-24 07:04:22
Expiry: Never

anonfilly

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>Be the filly kind of Anon
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>It's another beautiful day in the Everfree Forest
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>You've gone in here to get something horrifying and mind-destroyingly disgusting to show to Anon - the one who got to keep his human body
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>Fuck purple, she's still banned from cloning attempts
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>But that is not the spite you are trying to feed today
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>You're feeding your food-based spite against Anon who ate all the goddamn trout that he was got for you
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>What did he expect to happen when you were left with tendie ingredients?
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>Now he will rue the day he admittedly righteously kept your fish from you
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>You just have to find something. A timberwolf? Cockatrice? Maybe even a chimera?
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>First come, first chase you guess
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>Probably should have made an actual plan on this
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>Shut up me, you're not supposed to doubt the master plan
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"Ah-ah-ACHOO!"
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>That's one way to break yourself out of an internal argument early
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>There's a lot of pollen here
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>Probably because of the flowers, retard
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>Damn they're blue, might keep some for myself later, love blue shit
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>Something in the back of your mind says that maybe there's something wrong with them
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>Eh, whatever, if it's not trying to kill me immediately it's probably harmless
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>Unlike that chicken-lizard thing
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>Jackpot
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>You look away from the back of its head, being a statue is not a good way to get payback
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>Or at least being a statue in the middle of the Everfree
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>Getting off track here, need to get that thing to chase me back
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"Oi, chicken lizard cunt thing fucker, follow me!"
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>That should do it
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>Turning around, you start to book it
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>Judging by that sound of quick footsteps, it's almost as fast as you
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>Did not count on that
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>You dodge and weave through the trees, back to your house on the outskirts of Ponyville
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>Anon won't know what hit him
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>You break the treeline, and spot your house in the distance
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>And you're also running out of breath, who knew that going from not running to running for a while tires you out
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>Also you tingle a little bit all over
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>Shit, did the whole stone-vision thing work even if you didn't look at it?
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>You're just a little bit from the house, just have to ding-dong ditch to get him to see it
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>You quickly look over your shoulder to make sure that the thing is following you
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>You remember that this was a mistake after you make it
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>Your last words escape as you're turned to stone
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"Fuck you faggot."
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>Be Anon
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>The most glorious green guy known to this pony-infested land
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>You just finished giving your morning hatred-fueled insults to the sun for flashing in your eyes in the morning
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>How did nobody invent blackout curtains yet?
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>Well, it's time to get up again, start another day, do the three S's.
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>You're well into brewing your morning cup of coffee until you realize that your favorite little green clone horse never came out of her room
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>You gently open her bedroom door...
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"Hey faggot get up."
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>But there was nobody there
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>Maybe she's already up somewhere?
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>It's not like this is common, but it has happened before
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>Especially times like now, where she's mad at you for some retarded reason
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>Like last night when you ate the fish that you got that night, no questions
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>Tastes bad when you don't cook it right away
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>Anyway she's you but a little filly, she's probably fine
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>You finish musing to yourself as you finish making your coffee
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>Black today, too lazy to fetch the cream
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>But not too lazy to start to think of making more insults to Celestia's fiery load of fucking bullshit
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>You're pretty sure that the dream you were having was awesome but you can't remember a thing about it
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>Out the door you go, gotta make sure there's no barriers between that nuclear fusion reactor and your unmatched intellect of insults
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"Fuck you, you great big ball of fuckwits!"
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>Truly, beyond your time
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"Your existence hurts my eyes! I wanted to sleep godda-"
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>Your tirade is cut short when you notice a stone statue just a few feet from the door
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>It's of Anonfilly, but with a giant fucking horsecock, with these blue flower petals stuck all over her
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>You're pretty sure that fillies don't have those naturally
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>Normally, you'd put this kind of thing off as a prank, but only Anonfilly does those kinds of pranks, and she is not nearly proficient enough with that horn to pull this off
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>Well, her and Discord, but he's barred from talking to you or Anonfilly after that one incident with the quesadillas
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>Twiggles did not get over her fear
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>That leaves one more option: this is real somehow
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>Guess you'll go get purple to fix this
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>...but that can wait, you have more pressing matters
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"Your celestial fuckshit cuntflicking fuck can eat a dick, sun!"