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Anonfilly's Friendship Balloon [8]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2020-12-18 00:44:27
Expiry: Never

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>A cool autumn day in Equestria
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>Be the Great and Powerful Anonymous
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>You are not giving this cloak and hat back
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>Not even if she asks nicely
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>It's always nice watching the leaves start to fall in this time before the Running of the Leaves
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>It's quiet, peaceful
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>And some days, that's the way you like it
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>Even if that sun is DIRECTLY IN YOUR HATEPATH
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"FUCK YOU, YOU SHINING SACK OF SHIT!"
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>Somehow, this makes the late morning better
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>Your calm, collected, and reasonable discussion with Celestia's ward is interrupted by childish giggling
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>Ah shit, they're up to something
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>Following the sounds, you end up walking around your cozy house
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>To find Nonny and Green sitting next to a bound and gagged Starlight Glimmer
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>...this had better not be exactly what you think it is.
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>Be a perfectly normal human analysis experiment gone wrong
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>Better known as Nonny the unicorn
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>You have a perfectly good explanation for why Commiehorse is bound and gagged
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"Hey, Anon. Nice to uh... see you here?"
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>Damn you tiny horse body, you're supposed to hide the nervousness
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>"Nonny. Green. Why is Starlight in ropes?"
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"Anon, there's a perfectly good explanation."
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>"That explanation better not involve three tickets on an air-balloon ride."
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"It may or may not, depending on what you consider an air balloon, a ride, and a ticket."
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>He knows. Fuck.
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>You subtly use your perfectly precise magic to take the tickets Green's hiding under her wing, then gently push her in front of Anon
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>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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>As she goes flying at Mach 2 into him, you start to book it
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>This plan was planned, dammit, for like a whole hour!
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>It's not gonna fail now!
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>Be a mess of feathers and mild pain, currently known as Green
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>You're regretting not being allowed to choose a better name
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>And also regretting following Nonny's plan
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>"Green. What the fuck is going on?"
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>Anon groans in pain, and sits up after you were launched at him like a intercontinental ballistic fillymissile
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"I uh... blame Nonny?"
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>"You would, wouldn't you. Starlight, game's over, you can stop with the ropes."
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>What
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>Starlight teleports out of the ropes you so carefully tied to make sure that she couldn't
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>WHAT
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>"You really didn't have to play their game."
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>"Well, those two little fillies said they wanted to take me for a hot air balloon ride, and it sounded like fun. They insisted the ropes would make it more fun, but..."
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"How did you? What did you? Huh?"
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>"Green. I thought you'd remember by now. What do unicorns have?"
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>Anon points at Starlight's horn, like it's the most obvious thing in the world
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[spoiler]>Mostly because it totally is you fucking tard.[/spoiler]
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>"Starlight, could you be a dear and find Nonny for me? She and Green here have just a bit of explaining and apologizing to do."
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>Starlight sighs, and teleports away.
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>Anon whispers in your ear
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>"You forgot the magical binding, and to prep the hot air balloon beforehand. That, and she's not a dirty commie anymore. You two can have some salmon later, but I gotta save face here."
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>Right. He's you. Of course he's secretly on board.
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>Be Nonny again, master of minds
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>And realize that you're somehow lost in Ponyville
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>This place is so small! How did you manage this!?
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>Shut up, we're small too now
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>Fair point
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>But the plan is still going! You have three tickets, a bound Pony Russian, and-
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>You forgot to get SeizeTheMeansOfProduction-light
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>fuck
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>And you sacrificed Green already
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>Fuck!
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>And a there's flash of blue in front of you, causing your concentration to drop
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>FUCK
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"Hey Starlight..."
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>She only looks mildly amused as you are teleported back to your house
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>You might have to take up Twiggle's lessons again for that trick
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>In front of you is... Anon holding Green by her scruff
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>"Nonny."
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>Yup, that's your... his I'm-tired-of-your-shit tone
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>"Mind explaining to our REFORMED communist friend here what exactly what you were doing?"
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>"Anon, what's a communist?" Stalinlight asks
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>"Don't worry about it, Star."
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>You realize there's no real escape route here
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>...might as well skip to the apology.
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>"Starlight, I'm sorry for trying to trick you into a wonderful hot air balloon ride."
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>"Anon, how is a hot air balloon ride bad?"
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>"Nonny, continue."
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>Fuck, that almost worked.
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"...and for planning to throw you out of that balloon for being part of the Red Menace."
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>"I'm sorry too! I mean, I didn't really plan this, but I'm sorry!"
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>Dammit Green, you're such a coward
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>Should've just taken the fall like I planned you to!
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>"Nonny, stop glaring at Glimmer. Now, Glimmy, any idea on how to give these two a proper punishment?"
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>He wouldn't, he didn't
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>"Well, I think that friendship is better than a punishment. I forgive you."
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>So easily? You smell a trap.
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>"Especially considering it wouldn't've worked anyway. I'm a unicorn too, you know."
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"Huh? But... hng. Right, you can teleport. How do you even do that?!"
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>Your cries of frustration are halted by Maolight's own idea
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>"Oh! I could teach you! That way we'll be better friends, and you'll think more next time before trying to throw a non-pegasus out of a balloon!"
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>"That's a wonderful idea, Glimglam. Still at the castle these days?"
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>"Yup!"
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>"I'll send her over... tomorrow morning work for you?"
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>"It's perfect. I still have some things to do today, so I'll see you later Anon! You too, Green, Nonny."
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>As she poofs away, you scream internally. This was not how this was supposed to go
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>This is the opposite of how this was supposed to go
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>And now you have to LEARN MAGIC FROM HER
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>At least you still have those tickets, there's room for a next ti-
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>DAMMIT YOU DROPPED THE TICKETS WHEN STARLIGHT APPEARED
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>You resign to sulking for the rest of the day
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>Such is life being the little green filly.