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Prologue - TMAIE

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Created: 2025-10-29 00:31:12
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  1. 1.
    THE MANY ANON'S IN EQUESTRIA.
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  3. 3.
    PROLOGUE
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  6. 6.
    >THUD
  7. 7.
    >You gasp suddenly, grasping for air
  8. 8.
    >It feels like waking up from a dream
  9. 9.
    >This isn't your bed, tho
  10. 10.
    >The melody of birds chirping
  11. 11.
    >The tall grass getting grazed by the wind
  12. 12.
    >The smell of wet dirt and mud
  13. 13.
    >The sound of rushing water nearby, possibly from a river
  14. 14.
    >The sun, warming your coat ever so slightly
  15. 15.
    >Could this be?
  16. 16.
    >The promised land?
  17. 17.
    >You've only read this story, how many times?
  18. 18.
    >A loser like you gets stuck in a brightly colored country with talking horses
  19. 19.
    >This would be another story, in the middle of the night
  20. 20.
    >But it feels...
  21. 21.
    >You just feel it
  22. 22.
    >Your mouth tastes funny, looks like you forgot to wash your teeth before going to bed
  23. 23.
    >Hmmm, is that lavender you smell?
  24. 24.
    >Yep, there seem to be all manner of flowers, scattered randomly around you
  25. 25.
    >As well as several oak trees, making space for an opening in the forest
  26. 26.
    >Something ran by, and you barely catched it in the corner of your eye
  27. 27.
    >Must've been a squirrel
  28. 28.
    >Looking around, your suspicions finaly come true
  29. 29.
    >Dark gray tail
  30. 30.
    >Green coat
  31. 31.
    >A question mark, imprinted in your butt
  32. 32.
    >You try to get up, on your hind legs, like a human would
  33. 33.
    >A hooman
  34. 34.
    >Hugh Man, even
  35. 35.
    >You land face first into the grass
  36. 36.
    >Tastes good!
  37. 37.
    >You use your hooves to get up from the ground
  38. 38.
    >Funky, if these ponies can make it, surely you too
  39. 39.
    >You try your best to get up, and stay up in all fours
  40. 40.
    >Clumsily, you spot a river
  41. 41.
    >Like a kid with cerebral palsy, you make way as slow and steady as you can
  42. 42.
    >That is when you finally see your very own reflection in the mirror
  43. 43.
    >Your eyes are remarkably green
  44. 44.
    >Oh yeah
  45. 45.
    >You are now Anonstallion
  46. 46.
    >You take a small sip of water
  47. 47.
    >And just like Narcissus, you fall head first
  48. 48.
    >Its a good thing the water is only 3ft deep, otherwise you'd be in serious trouble
  49. 49.
    >wait, is it 3 feet, or 3 hooves?
  50. 50.
    >3 hvs, is that how you'd abreviate it?
  51. 51.
    >At the very least the water tastes good
  52. 52.
    >Lets hope they dont have any sort of brain eating bacteria in here
  53. 53.
    >You spot a big rock underwater, and attempt to stand on it
  54. 54.
    >Success
  55. 55.
    >Your head pokes out of the water
  56. 56.
    >But not without blowing water like a water hose
  57. 57.
    >It seems cartoon logic is already taking its effects on you
  58. 58.
    >All of a sudden, your ears pick up something
  59. 59.
    >Is that an airplane?
  60. 60.
    >You turn around
  61. 61.
    >Up there in the sky
  62. 62.
    >Through the clouds, you see 5 ponies flying in a V-formation
  63. 63.
    >Ah, no shit they're called the Wonderbolts
  64. 64.
    >It only takes them 3 seconds to fly overhead
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    >And as you turn your gaze to follow their trail, you spot it
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    >A giant, white castle
  67. 67.
    >Hanging by the side of a mountain
  68. 68.
    >Fuck yeah
  69. 69.
    >You are now Anonstallion in Equestria
  70. 70.
    >Canterlot doesn't look to far away now
  71. 71.
    >You look to your sides
  72. 72.
    >No wings?
  73. 73.
    >Oh well
  74. 74.
    >At the very least you got-
  75. 75.
    >Nope, no horn either
  76. 76.
    >Wingless, hornless, mareless Anonstallion in Equestria
  77. 77.
    >It seems you can't have anything good in life
  78. 78.
    >Is this even life?
  79. 79.
    >How can you be certain this isn't the afterlife?
  80. 80.
    >Or Hell?
  81. 81.
    >Too many thoughts to consider while standing in the river
  82. 82.
    >At the very least the water is gently rushing
  83. 83.
    >You make your way to the river side
  84. 84.
    >Hmm, no gravel, just
  85. 85.
    >Grass?
  86. 86.
    >Where are you?
  87. 87.
    >This place seems very familiar, you're sure you've seen it in an episode
  88. 88.
    >The river flows from where you see Canterlot
  89. 89.
    >The elevation seems to go down, slightly
  90. 90.
    >You seem to be facing Canterlot from the front-right side
  91. 91.
    >So that would be North, yes?
  92. 92.
    >It's not like you've been out hunting before
  93. 93.
    >This is the most grass you've ever touched, probably in your life
  94. 94.
    >Oh well, may as well enjoy it
  95. 95.
    >Making your way up, you seem to have gotten used to walking in all fours
  96. 96.
    >You try running
  97. 97.
    >Trotting
  98. 98.
    >Doing that thing that Pinkie Pie does, bouncing
  99. 99.
    >You trip and fall on your face again after doing that
  100. 100.
    >It seems that move is exclusive to her
  101. 101.
    >Speaking of ponies, if this is a river in the forest, where are the ponies?
  102. 102.
    >Lets see, Zecora lives in the Everfree Forest, which looks nothing like the forest you're currently standing in
  103. 103.
    >And Fluttershy lives...
  104. 104.
    >Uhm, where does she live again?
  105. 105.
    >You stop upon hearing something
  106. 106.
    >Something's moving in the bushes
  107. 107.
    >Your eyes turn to your left
  108. 108.
    >Where they focus on a singular bush
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    >From which, a small, white bunny shows up!
  110. 110.
    >Quite the jumpscare, if you say so yourself
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    ''Angel?''
  112. 112.
    >Is that your voice?
  113. 113.
    >The bunny freezes upon hearing its name
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    >Yeah that's Angel alright
  115. 115.
    >Oh, you weren't supposed to know that, right?
  116. 116.
    >Quick! Think of a lame excuse!
  117. 117.
    ''Uh, I mean I-''
  118. 118.
    >Angel rushes to the forest as quick as you utter those words
  119. 119.
    ''Okay, fuck me then...''
  120. 120.
    >You return your gaze to the river
  121. 121.
    >Its in that moment when you spot what probably startled Angel in the first place
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    >And right now, it makes your whole body dizzy
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    >Another pony in the other side of the river
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    >A green stallion
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    >With a dark grey tail
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    >and a question mark as his cutiemark
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    >A sharp, green horn, protuding from his mane
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    >And remarkably green eyes
  129. 129.
    >lost in a thousand yards
  130. 130.
    >staring right through your soul
  131. 131.
    >There's only 30 feet and a river, separating the two of you
  132. 132.
    >But the tension is drawing both of you closer and closer
  133. 133.
    >Is this a mirror?
  134. 134.
    >The way he stands is different than yours
  135. 135.
    >Hunching over, like a startled cat
  136. 136.
    >No, it can't be
  137. 137.
    >This is someone else
  138. 138.
    >Another anon from the board, maybe?
  139. 139.
    >Lets hope its not one of the shitposters
  140. 140.
    ''Hey, you must be Anon too, right?''
  141. 141.
    >He remains motionless
  142. 142.
    >''No fucking way...how'd you even get here?''
  143. 143.
    >Ah, you two even have the same voice!
  144. 144.
    >His sounds a little dissapointed now tho
  145. 145.
    >But come to think of it, you don't really remember
  146. 146.
    >You remember your depressive ass life prior to this
  147. 147.
    >But...
  148. 148.
    ''I mean, I just got here''
  149. 149.
    >''Too bad''
  150. 150.
    >Oh
  151. 151.
    ''Why, what happened?''
  152. 152.
    >His horn begins to glow an omminous, green hue
  153. 153.
    ''No no no slow down I'm not-''
  154. 154.
    >His posture is now arched, his face directly aiming at your body
  155. 155.
    ''WAIT WAIT WAI-''
  156. 156.
    >He lifts his head quickly
  157. 157.
    >Within a second, the green magic turns into a bright neon light
  158. 158.
    >You don't even think twice before running to the trees behind
  159. 159.
    >BOOM!
  160. 160.
    >A sudden shockwave forces you into the air
  161. 161.
    >The inertia and momentum you were carrying throw you deep into the forest before landing in a bush
  162. 162.
    >The sudden explosion even echoes through the forest
  163. 163.
    >What the fuck was that?
  164. 164.
    >You try to recover, but every single move only makes the bush go SHRHSHSHSHSH
  165. 165.
    >''Come back here!''
  166. 166.
    >The sound of unicorn magic is enough of a signal to get you up on all fours and start running again
  167. 167.
    >You turn around, and see a dark and brown cloud of dust
  168. 168.
    >Obscuring a faintly green aura, floating above the ground
  169. 169.
    >At that moment, a green beam of energy rips from the spot
  170. 170.
    >You manage to jump over a rock, which explodes shortly after
  171. 171.
    >it even makes a POP noise
  172. 172.
    >Imagine what it'd do to your body?
  173. 173.
    >While gaining distance from the terrifying lazer of death and destruction, a tree is cut, right in front of you
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    >The ground is clear enough for you to slide under it, avoiding the trunk falling on your face
  175. 175.
    >It seems the trees are actually dissipating as you run
  176. 176.
    >There's fewer and fewer trees as you run
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    >Just the bright blue sky in front
  178. 178.
    >Oh no
  179. 179.
    >Instinctively, you turn to your right
  180. 180.
    >An explosion however, halts your movement
  181. 181.
    >You turn back and start running to the left, getting closer and closer to the cliff
  182. 182.
    >You start to see more and more of the Equestria landscape as you duck under another one of the lazer attacks
  183. 183.
    >Indeed, you were close to Canterlot, and...
  184. 184.
    >Down below, you see a railway
  185. 185.
    >That's it!
  186. 186.
    >''HOLD STILL!''
  187. 187.
    >Your evil unicorn self seems to have a voice potent enough to echo in the distance
  188. 188.
    >But he can't aim for shit it seems
  189. 189.
    >Nevermind, another rock has been split in half, right in front of you
  190. 190.
    >This time you have to jump in time over the energy beam!
  191. 191.
    >You even rolled in the air, how nice of you!
  192. 192.
    >That's when you see the river, turn into a waterfall
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    >All you need to reach it, is another 15 seconds
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    >''WHERE'D YOU GO, FAGGOT?!''
  195. 195.
    >Yup, that confirms it, he's from the board
  196. 196.
    >''GRAAAAAH''
  197. 197.
    >9 seconds
  198. 198.
    >Another explosion drives several pieces of rock-shrapnel directly into your body
  199. 199.
    >It must be the adrenaline keeping you running at this point, you don't even feel it
  200. 200.
    >4 seconds
  201. 201.
    >You're bleeding from the left side of your body
  202. 202.
    >Weird, blood shouldn't be a thing in the show, right?
  203. 203.
    >You stop, dragging the mud across your hooves as you do so
  204. 204.
    >You're too exhausted to keep running
  205. 205.
    >You can barely catch your breath now
  206. 206.
    >You can hear your heart, pounding through your ears
  207. 207.
    >Shoot, how are you even standing right now?
  208. 208.
    >But atleast you've finally reached where the river ends in a waterfall
  209. 209.
    >From the edge, you can see that the river easily covers 100 ft from one side to the other, so crossing is a big no-no
  210. 210.
    >The drop is probably 150 ft, could you even survive it?
  211. 211.
    >Should you keep calling it feet or hooves?
  212. 212.
    >''This land isn't big enough for the two of us''
  213. 213.
    >You return your sights to the river
  214. 214.
    >Anon-unicorn is surrounded by a green magic aura
  215. 215.
    >hovering above the river
  216. 216.
    >Menacinginly
  217. 217.
    ''WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!''
  218. 218.
    >That came out of you, with what little air you managed to gather
  219. 219.
    >''You'll understand. Actually, you won't. It's been a while since another one of us showed up here...''
  220. 220.
    >He's monologuing
  221. 221.
    >Clearly, he must be autistic
  222. 222.
    >Wait, did he say ''another one''?
  223. 223.
    ''Another one?''
  224. 224.
    >''...''
  225. 225.
    >The sounds of the waterfall is the only thing breaking this deafening silence
  226. 226.
    >''Oh God I fucked up...''
  227. 227.
    >He turns around, covering his face with his hooves in shame
  228. 228.
    >''Oh God, Oh Jesus, what do I do?''
  229. 229.
    >In that moment of spilled spaghetti, you don't hessitate further
  230. 230.
    >You gather all the remaining strenght in your body
  231. 231.
    >And so, you make one final run for the waterfall
  232. 232.
    >By the time he turns around, you're already in the air
  233. 233.
    >''OH MY FUCKING GOD!''
  234. 234.
    >The last thing you hear before hitting the water is the echoing sounds of autistic screeching in the distance...
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    [FIN]

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