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In Too Deep

By BlueForce
Created: 2026-04-02 01:12:20
Updated: 2026-04-16 23:04:26
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >It's a quiet night
  2. 2.
    >Maybe too quiet
  3. 3.
    >The only sound comes from your van's stereo, playing music with the volume almost all the way down
  4. 4.
    >You are still trying to figure out what happened
  5. 5.
    >You were killing time between classes
  6. 6.
    >You went for a coffee at a nearby coffee shop
  7. 7.
    >You opened the coffee's lid
  8. 8.
    >The contents were hot indeed, no need for a warning on the cup
  9. 9.
    >You pressed play on the van's stereo
  10. 10.
    >You took a few sips, so far so good
  11. 11.
    >Next time you realized you weren't in the city anymore
  12. 12.
    "This can't be true"
  13. 13.
    >The city literally vanished in front of you, replaced by the countryside
  14. 14.
    >You tried to grab the wheel but couldn't
  15. 15.
    >Because your hands were no longer hands, but hooves.
  16. 16.
    *Click*
  17. 17.
    >Your reminiscing was abruptly cut short when the stereo made the mechanical sound it always makes when the tape is reversed
  18. 18.
    >Now you realize you've been listening to the same music for several hours straight and quickly press stop
  19. 19.
    >You don't know where you are but you're hungry
  20. 20.
    >You look around and immediately notice the huge stain on the passenger seat, caused by the spilled coffee
  21. 21.
    >Clearly hooves aren't meant to grab coffee mugs, yet that's the least of your worries
  22. 22.
    >Trying to stop the panic from coming back, you violently hit the glove box with your one of your front hooves and get it to open
  23. 23.
    >You use both front hooves to grab a chocolate bar you had, hoping for it not to have melted
  24. 24.
    >You use your (surprisingly sharp!) teeth to open
  25. 25.
    >Never had a chocolate bar tasted better in your entire life
  26. 26.
    >Music... You canny eat without music
  27. 27.
    >No... Changing the tape would be impossible without actual hands
  28. 28.
    "Sod it"
  29. 29.
    >You press play on the stereo and let the same tape repeat for the umpteen time
  30. 30.
     
  31. 31.
     
  32. 32.
    "Yes, finally!"
  33. 33.
    >You cannot contain your excitement while you make sure you're not missing anything for the trip
  34. 34.
    "Equestria's best weekend is about to start! 48 straight hours of fun in the countryside, because we deserve it!"
  35. 35.
    >Starlight Glimmer comes near you, barely containing the laughter
  36. 36.
    >"Calm down, Trixie! You sound like a radio announcer about to sell a dishwasher"
  37. 37.
    "Sorry, it's just we haven't left the town in quite a while! I still can't believe Sunburst invited us to his 'tâteau'"
  38. 38.
    >"I think it's pronounced 'château'. But yes I'm happy we get to visit him. He told me how lonely he felt over there, as there aren't many neighbours around"
  39. 39.
    >You start pulling your wagon's harness
  40. 40.
    >Thanks to Starlight, the wagon feels light as you left any unnecessary belongings at her house
  41. 41.
    >Sadly, that meant no melon spoons or books about optometry will be at hand during the trip
  42. 42.
    "Okay, you tell me which road to take"
  43. 43.
    >Starlight happily walks next to you, guiding you with a map
  44. 44.
    >Around half an hour later you start seeing less and less crowds and more grass around you
  45. 45.
    >"Want me to carry the wagon for a bit? I don't mind!"
  46. 46.
    >You appreciate how Starlight cares so much but there is no need! You're Equestria's finest pony, scientifically proved!* (*Not really)
  47. 47.
    "No need to worry about Trixie! I'm in a really good mood today! But if you want to do Trixie a favor, take her to the burger place we went last time!"
  48. 48.
    >Starlight cannot help but chuckle
  49. 49.
    >"You can count on that!"
  50. 50.
    >By the time an hour had passed, you start feeling thirsty
  51. 51.
    >You stop moving the wagon to catch a break
  52. 52.
    >Starlight immediately notices you're tired and offers you a drink
  53. 53.
    "Not going to lie, Trixie would love it if you could find the water battle for her!"
  54. 54.
    >"Not a problem!"
  55. 55.
    >You sit on the ground to catch a break while Starlight looks for the water inside your wagon
  56. 56.
    >However, something catches your attention
  57. 57.
    >A wagon, bigger than yours, parked a few meters from you, right next to a tree
  58. 58.
    "Starlight?"
  59. 59.
    >"Yes?", you can hear your friend answering from inside the wagon
  60. 60.
    "Is there anything in-between a wagon and a garbage truck?"
  61. 61.
    >"It really doesn't look that bad, Trixie! It just needs a paint job!"
  62. 62.
    "I'm not talking about my wagon, I'm talking about that wagon!"
  63. 63.
    >Starlight comes out with the water bottle, looking intrigued
  64. 64.
    >"What are you talking about?"
  65. 65.
    "Well, look over there"
  66. 66.
    >Your friend takes a look at it
  67. 67.
    >It's some kind of transportation, looking clearly more modern than garbage truck
  68. 68.
    >Both of you are intrigued, as you don't seem to remember seeing one of those lately
  69. 69.
    >Maybe a fellow magician travelling from town to town?
  70. 70.
    >A fellow magician with deeper pockets than you, clearly
  71. 71.
    >Without saying anything, Starlight takes the initiative
  72. 72.
    >She starts approaching that odd white wagon while you take a sip of water
  73. 73.
    >You don't give it much importance at first, until you see Starlight's face expression changing
  74. 74.
    >You quickly leave the bottle aside and call up her attention
  75. 75.
    "Is everything alright?"
  76. 76.
    >Uh... Well, could you come here for a second, Trixie?"
  77. 77.
    >You cannot help but wonder what's happening. You start walking towards her but before even getting close to the wagon you start listening to something... Odd
  78. 78.
    >Music
  79. 79.
    >A song you don't remember having heard before, coming from inside the mysterious piece of transport
  80. 80.
    "What is that... music?"
  81. 81.
    >You asked quietly, not that you are scared! It's just you don't want to scare any animals that might be around
  82. 82.
    >"I have no idea"
  83. 83.
    >You try to pay attention and recognize any lyrics
  84. 84.
     
  85. 85.
    And we're all to blame,
  86. 86.
    We've gone to far, from pride to shame,
  87. 87.
    We're trying so hard,
  88. 88.
    We're dying in vain
  89. 89.
     
  90. 90.
    "Oh, I get it"
  91. 91.
    >You don't get it
  92. 92.
    >Starlight eventually approaches the wagon's window
  93. 93.
    >She didn't say anything, she just kept looking
  94. 94.
    >You come closer, not before talking a peek at your own wagon
  95. 95.
    >What did she try to imply with "it only needs a paint job"?
  96. 96.
    >"Oh, they moved!"
  97. 97.
    "What? Who moved?"
  98. 98.
    >"The pony who is sleeping inside that thing... And frankly my sixth sense tell me they aren't feeling well"
  99. 99.
    >As soon as you approached the window, you understood why Starlight said that
  100. 100.
    >You saw a green pony, with their eyes clothes but shaking their head, as if they were having a nightmare
  101. 101.
    >They were surrounded by assorted garbage like disposable cups and candy wraps
  102. 102.
    >"I'd normally not wake up somepony having a nap...", started to say Starlight before you interrupted them
  103. 103.
    "Leave it to Trixie! I'm excellent at interrupting!”
  104. 104.
     
  105. 105.
    >The image repeats itself again and again
  106. 106.
    >You taking a sip of coffee, and then the city vanishing
  107. 107.
    >Your hands are no longer there
  108. 108.
    >You feet are no longer there
  109. 109.
    >Not even your clothes are there
  110. 110.
    >And suddenly you want to scream but you can't
  111. 111.
    >Instead, the images repeat all over again
  112. 112.
    >You try to understand what is happening but you can't, you simply can't
  113. 113.
    >And then a sudden burst of panic erupts
  114. 114.
    >You violently wake up from your nightmare, grasping for air
  115. 115.
    >And then you saw it
  116. 116.
    >Someone knocking at your window
  117. 117.
    >Well, not someone. but... "somehorse"?
  118. 118.
    >"Hello? Is everything okay?", you hear saying
  119. 119.
    >And now you are indeed able to scream, and don't hold it
  120. 120.
    >The blue horse at the other side of your window gets scared and starts running away
  121. 121.
    >But it won't compare to you, as you manage to open the door and start running away in panic
  122. 122.
     
  123. 123.
    "Oh, my!"
  124. 124.
    >Someday you will have to start speaking up everytime Trixie tries to do something without thinking
  125. 125.
    >All of the sudden, your weekend has turned into a two different races
  126. 126.
    >Trixie is screaming and running towards a tree by your left, while the green-colored pony that was inside the wagon runs to the north, also screaming like crazy
  127. 127.
    >You need to act fast
  128. 128.
    >That poor pony looked heavily distressed and could be a danger to himself
  129. 129.
    >You need to think fast
  130. 130.
    >Come on, Starlight, you can do this
  131. 131.
    >You take a quick look at your surroundings
  132. 132.
    >You think for a moment about teleporting Trixie and using it as a speed bump to stop the green pony
  133. 133.
    >"No, Starlight, surely you can do better than that"
  134. 134.
     
  135. 135.
    >Grass won't help
  136. 136.
    >Tiny branches won't help
  137. 137.
    >No rocks around
  138. 138.
    "Welp"
  139. 139.
    >You lock your sight on your friend, who is looking for refuge behind a tree
  140. 140.
    "Sorry, Trixie
  141. 141.
    >You use a teleport spell and suddenly, she's no longer approaching the tree, but serving as a speed bump for the green horse
  142. 142.
    >"Aaaah!", they keep yelling
  143. 143.
    >Their synchronized screaming is suddenly interrupted when the green horse trips and violently falls to the ground
  144. 144.
    >Trixie looks clearly shocked, still not knowing how he changed places, until a clear "oh, right" expression shows up on her face
  145. 145.
    >"Sorry, Trixie, but now the utmost priority is the well-being of that pony"
  146. 146.
    >You help Trixie get up and then you take a peek at the pony
  147. 147.
    >He seem to be unconscious, with his head up, mouth open and eyes wide shut.
  148. 148.
    "Are you alright?"
  149. 149.
    >"Yes, but please, next time something else to stop him!"
  150. 150.
    "You're right, I'm sorry. Listen, maybe we should take him to Sunburst's house and see if we can find a doctor nearby."
  151. 151.
    >"But we don't even know the guy!"
  152. 152.
    >Fair point
  153. 153.
    >"Yes, but think... If we ever have a problem and hurt ourselves while traveling, wouldn't we appreciate being aided by others?
  154. 154.
    >Trixie looks at the green pony, still unconscious on the ground
  155. 155.
    >"Well, I guess so, but... Don't you think he might be dangerous? I mean, he started screaming as soon as he saw me. Why would anyone react that way at the mere sight of Trixie?"
  156. 156.
    "Eh..."
  157. 157.
    >"Trixie's hair looks fantastic!", she yelled at your face
  158. 158.
    "I didn't say anything!"
  159. 159.
    >You chuckle, but quickly remember the unconscious pony near you
  160. 160.
    "Okay, that's it. I'm going to carry him on your wagon to Sunburst's house. I'll think about what to do there."
  161. 161.
    >"Oh, I can't afford to miss his expression when he sees you arriving with a half dead pony!"
  162. 162.
    "He's not dead!"
  163. 163.
    >You lift him using telepathy and Trixie looks at his body slowly flying towards her wagon
  164. 164.
    >"Does Twilight approve of you moving other ponies against their will?", she asks without taking her eyes from the green horse
  165. 165.
    "Please, she wishes she could do the same!"
  166. 166.
     
  167. 167.
    >"Kai"
  168. 168.
    >...
  169. 169.
    >"Kai!"
  170. 170.
    >You shake your head after listening to someone yelling your name
  171. 171.
    >"You seem to be a bit distracted today"
  172. 172.
    "Yeah, sorry..."
  173. 173.
    >You take a look at your mate and then the burger you were eating
  174. 174.
    "I suppose I didn't sleep quite well last night. And besides... Well, you know"
  175. 175.
    >"I already told you, mate. You are much more interesting than you think you are... It wouldn't take you much effort to find new friends or a new partner if you actually took the effort to do it"
  176. 176.
    >He takes a bite of his 'Bacon Explosion' burger and you do the same with yours
  177. 177.
    "Well, yes, I agree, but you know my tastes are a bit..."
  178. 178.
    >"Don't even mention the ponies again, please. You are worth much more than a bloody cartoon"
  179. 179.
    >Even if he means well, his words...
  180. 180.
    >They hurt
  181. 181.
    >You lower my head and then take a sip off my Coke
  182. 182.
    >The day is bright and sunny
  183. 183.
    >Everyone around seem to be having a nice time, just chatting and eating
  184. 184.
    >Yet everything inside you feels dark and lonely
  185. 185.
    >Your friend lets out a sigh and gently hits the table with his right hand to catch your attention
  186. 186.
    >"Listen... I know we promised to graduate at the same time but... you know I couldn't reject that opportunity"
  187. 187.
    >"Besides, it's not like we'll never meet again. I'll come around once in a while, and we'll always have Google Meet, right?"
  188. 188.
    >He's right, though
  189. 189.
    >There's not always a second chance
  190. 190.
    >And then, as you kept thinking about it, your friend simply vanishes
  191. 191.
    >And so does the city around you
  192. 192.
    >The day becomes night in the blink of an eye, and now everything is cold
  193. 193.
    >A bit too cold
  194. 194.
    >More than cold, you could say wet
  195. 195.
    >Wet?!
  196. 196.
    >And then you woke up, violently grasping for air
  197. 197.
    >Your entire face is wet, with water dripping from your hair
  198. 198.
    >"Yay, it worked!", proudly exclaimed the merry orange horse
  199. 199.
    >"Yes, but it was Trixie who brought the bucket of water!"
  200. 200.
    >"But it was my idea!"
  201. 201.
    >Please... No more yelling
  202. 202.
    >"Stop fighting, please! We need to make sure he's okay"
  203. 203.
    >After grabbing some air you just... stay there, looking at those three
  204. 204.
    >You don't yell or try to run away this time
  205. 205.
    >Because something tells you there's nowhere to escape to
  206. 206.
     
  207. 207.
    >It’s been like… three, four years? since you last thought about MLP
  208. 208.
    >Yeah… It was after you started uni and he left
  209. 209.
    >And now it’s coming back at you… at full force
  210. 210.
    >But why
  211. 211.
    >And more importantly, how?
  212. 212.
    >”Please don’t be scared, we come in peace”, said the purple pony
  213. 213.
    >But you know who she was
  214. 214.
    >And the blue pony, and the orange pony
  215. 215.
    >You know them too bloody well
  216. 216.
    >You let out a sigh, deciding it’s best to just tag along
  217. 217.
    >”Are you okay?”, the purple pony asks
  218. 218.
    >You sigh again, and try to stand up, only to fall down and hit your head against the floor
  219. 219.
    >Of course, you dumbass, you can’t stand in two feet
  220. 220.
    >You don’t even have feet anymore
  221. 221.
    >The others seem worried, running to help you stand up
  222. 222.
    >And you let them help you, why not?
  223. 223.
    >By the time you realize, you’re already standing up…
  224. 224.
    >On all fours
  225. 225.
    >You look at yourself
  226. 226.
    >Your horse fur, 100% green
  227. 227.
    >Your hooves, your chest…
  228. 228.
    >”Hmm, I wonder if I’m still a male”
  229. 229.
    >You check
  230. 230.
    >Yes, you still are
  231. 231.
    >The purple pony tries to establish a dialogue again, while the other two look at you intrigued
  232. 232.
    >”Hello, I’m…”
  233. 233.
    >Starlight Glimmer
  234. 234.
    >”Starlight Glimmer.”
  235. 235.
    >Of course
  236. 236.
    >Are you okay?”
  237. 237.
    “Yes… I suppose”
  238. 238.
    >”What’s your name?”
  239. 239.
    >”Let’s call him Fluffy Swamp!”, exclaims the blue pony, a bit too loudly for you
  240. 240.
    >”Trixie, please, he has an actual name”
  241. 241.
    “Kai”
  242. 242.
    “My name is Kai”
  243. 243.
    >The three horses look at you, as if they were expecting you to keep talking”
  244. 244.
    “That’s it. That’s my entire name”
  245. 245.
    >Right after noticing how serious you sounded, you realized it’s better not to mess around with horses who are able to use magic… and Trixie
  246. 246.
    “Sorry, I… I’m a bit shocked after the hit, that’s all. I suppose I must have run into a tree or something”
  247. 247.
    >”Eh, yes, more or less”, answers Starlight while looking clearly nervous
  248. 248.
    >Trixie rolls her eyes and lets out an annoyed sigh, but why?
  249. 249.
    >”Wait, let me dry your face”
  250. 250.
    >Starlight brings a towel and dries your face, not with her hands but with her magic
  251. 251.
    “Thank… Thank you”
  252. 252.
    >”Why don't you take a seat?”, she asks while putting a chair right next to you, again by using her magic
  253. 253.
    >You instinctively get away from the chair
  254. 254.
    >She immediately saw how that scared you, but before she apologizes you take a seat without saying anything
  255. 255.
    >Thankfully, sitting wasn't very hard
  256. 256.
    >”Please, Trixie, stay a minute with Kai. I'll be right back.”, said Starlight while approaching the orang–
  257. 257.
    >Enough with the colours. That's bloody Sunburst
  258. 258.
    >She lets out a smile before leaving with him
  259. 259.
     
  260. 260.
    “Listen, Sunburst… I'm sorry for bringing a stranger to your house all of the sudden”
  261. 261.
    >You are indeed sorry, but Sunburst doesn't seems too worried and lets out a small giggle
  262. 262.
    >”Don't worry, Starlight, I'm already used to being in Trixie's company, despite her attitude”
  263. 263.
    >”Trixie heard that!”
  264. 264.
    “I'm talking about Kai, Sunburst”
  265. 265.
    >The orange horse chuckled again while adjusting his glasses
  266. 266.
    >”You did what everypony would do in your place: helping those who are in need”
  267. 267.
    >Sunburst’s words feel calming and reassuring
  268. 268.
    “You are right… Thank you. Just let me check he's alright and then we can start having fun”
  269. 269.
     
  270. 270.
    >Trixie is close to you
  271. 271.
    >Maybe a bit too close
  272. 272.
    >Even the cat you had as a kid back at home had more respect for your personal space than her
  273. 273.
    >You don’t say anything, you just try to get used to sitting as a horse instead of as a human
  274. 274.
    >Your buttocks feel incredibly thick
  275. 275.
    >Not that you’re complaining
  276. 276.
    >”Fluff–”
  277. 277.
    >You immediately cock an eyebrow at her
  278. 278.
    >”I mean, Kai, yes, Kai”
  279. 279.
    >”Yes?”
  280. 280.
    >You look at her and can’t help but remembering your era as a shitposter
  281. 281.
    >She was the best pony, hands down
  282. 282.
    >By the time you realize, you’re already chuckling
  283. 283.
    >Now she’s the one who’s staring at you
  284. 284.
    “Sorry, you were saying?”
  285. 285.
    >”Why did you get so scared just by seeing my face?”
  286. 286.
    >What’s the point of telling the truth? She’d never believe you
  287. 287.
    “Well… I always scream and run away wherever I see a new pers– pony”
  288. 288.
    >Meh, there’s no way she’ll believe that either
  289. 289.
    >”Oh, I see”, she answered, apparently convinced
  290. 290.
    >...
  291. 291.
     
  292. 292.
    >”You know… I never saw a wagon like yours. Did you build it yourself?”
  293. 293.
    >Huh?
  294. 294.
    “What wagon?”
  295. 295.
    >”The white one, where we found it”
  296. 296.
    >Bloody hell!
  297. 297.
    “MY VAN!”
  298. 298.
    >”Where is it?! I must find it!”
  299. 299.
    >And now, without thinking, you were running away once more
  300. 300.
    >”He's escaping again!”
  301. 301.
    >That's the last thing you hear from Trixie before crossing the door at full speed
  302. 302.
     
  303. 303.
    >Your conversation with Sunburst gets interrupted by Trixie's yelling
  304. 304.
    >You quickly go back to the dining room only to find the door wide open with Trixie pointing at it
  305. 305.
    >Kai is now vanishing quickly in the horizon
  306. 306.
    “Trixie! What did you do to him?!”
  307. 307.
    >”Nothing! Why is Trixie the one to blame every time somepony runs scared?!”
  308. 308.
    >You ignore Trixie's screaming and run behind Kai
  309. 309.
    >No, there's no way you'll catch him
  310. 310.
    >You look around
  311. 311.
    >Trixie is coming at you
  312. 312.
    >...
  313. 313.
    >Sorry, Trixie
  314. 314.
    >You again use teleportation with Trixie to stop Kai
  315. 315.
    >And once again, Kai trips on her, falling on the grass
  316. 316.
    >The impact makes Trixie roll in the direction of Kai
  317. 317.
    >”STOP USING TRIXIE AS A SPEED BUMP!”, you can hear coming loud and clear from the grass
  318. 318.
    >You approach the duo as soon as possible, feeling guilty for using such a harsh approach
  319. 319.
    “I'm so sorry! Are you okay?!”
  320. 320.
    >Trixie and Kai let out a grunt and try to stand up on their own
  321. 321.
    >Trixie looks a bit dizzy but in one piece
  322. 322.
    >”This weekend is not fun at all!”
  323. 323.
    >Kai catches your attention
  324. 324.
    >He has trouble standing up
  325. 325.
    “Are… are you okay?”
  326. 326.
    >”Well, does this look infected?”
  327. 327.
    >Kai shows you a cut on the left hind leg
  328. 328.
    >Congratulations, Starlight, now you've really messed it up
  329. 329.
    “Oh, my… Don't worry! Please, let's go back to the house and I'll heal your wound!”
  330. 330.
    >”Just let me go, for Pete's sake! I want my van back!”
  331. 331.
    >Van? What is he talking about?
  332. 332.
    >”I think that's how he calls the wagon where we found him”
  333. 333.
    >”So your friend has a wagon. You didn't mention that earlier”
  334. 334.
    >You look back to find the source of that response and see Sunburst right next to you
  335. 335.
    >”Where did you leave his wagon? It's his property, so it's only logical he wants it back”
  336. 336.
    “That thing is huge. We couldn't take it with us, so we left it where it was”
  337. 337.
    >”Just tell me where it is!”, Kai screams aggressively, only to seemingly regret it a second later
  338. 338.
    >”Please… It's…”
  339. 339.
    >A moment passes, and you can see him lower his head
  340. 340.
    >”It's the only thing I have”
  341. 341.
    >You take a deep breath and think on what to do
  342. 342.
    “Please let me heal you at Sunburst's home. It'll only take a minute. I promise I'll take you back to your wagon thereafter.”
  343. 343.
    >He looks at you, not quite believing you
  344. 344.
    “I swear. Please, believe in me”
  345. 345.
    >A couple of seconds pass in silence, until he shyly starts walking back to Sunburst's château
  346. 346.
     
  347. 347.
    >Back in Sunburst’s house, he gives you some bandages and takes the opportunity to scold you
  348. 348.
    >”Well, Starlight, you’ve really messed up this time”
  349. 349.
    >It’s not the actual words what hurt you, but how Sunburst said them in such a playful manner
  350. 350.
    “This is not some kind of game, Sunburst! That pony is wounded and it’s my fault”
  351. 351.
    >You try not to yell, but you’re getting frustrated
  352. 352.
    >This was supposed to be a fun, worry-free weekend and instead you wounded a pony…
  353. 353.
    >Well, two ponies: Trixie doesn’t look happy after being used as a speed bump
  354. 354.
    >”Relax, I was just joking. It’s only a small cut. Besides, why don't you put yourself in his place? He was awoken by Trixie, which would be terrifying for anyone with eyes…”
  355. 355.
    >”Trixie doesn’t appreciate being the butt of jokes!”, you hear coming from the dining room
  356. 356.
    >”...Then you brought him here against his will, to talk to complete strangers, again including Trixie.”
  357. 357.
    “Thank you, Sunburst. I'll think of your words when Twilight kicks me out of Equestria”
  358. 358.
    >”Nobody is going to kick you out from anywhere! Oh, give me that, I'll go heal Kai myself. You pour yourself some tea and relax”
  359. 359.
    >Sunburst takes the bandages away from you while pointing at the teapot sitting on the kitchen's table
  360. 360.
    >Could he… have a point?
  361. 361.
    >You let out a sigh for the umpteen time today and reluctantly go serve yourself a cup of tea
  362. 362.
     
  363. 363.
    >”What are you even doing?”
  364. 364.
    >Trixie asked you while you were trying to lick your wound
  365. 365.
    “I saw dogs doing this to heal themselves”
  366. 366.
    >”You're not a dog, Kai, I mean Fluff—, I mean Kai!”
  367. 367.
    >”Well, I don't have much experience on being a horse”, you think
  368. 368.
    >”Hey, buddy”
  369. 369.
    >Sunburst approaches you with bandages
  370. 370.
    >You hope his intention is to heal you and not to turn you into a mummy
  371. 371.
    >His horn starts glowing, and a few moments later a bar of soap, a sponge and a small bucket of water are in front of you
  372. 372.
    >That kind of magic looks way more impressive in person than on TV
  373. 373.
    >”Trixie, would you please leave us alone for just a moment”?, Sunburst asked nonchalantly
  374. 374.
    >”I won't let you do anything to poor Kai!”
  375. 375.
    >”There are some chocolate cookies in the cupboard”
  376. 376.
    >”Later!”
  377. 377.
    >Trixie vanished in the blink of an eye, leaving you all to Sunburst…
  378. 378.
    >He approaches the wet sponge to your wound
  379. 379.
    >You immediately close your eyes, hoping for it to hurt but thankfully it doesn't
  380. 380.
    >”Listen…”
  381. 381.
    >You open your eyes, and notice the horse is looking at you
  382. 382.
    >”I want to apologize for the inconveniences. You must have been very scared, waking up in front of total strangers…”
  383. 383.
    >Well, at least he understands
  384. 384.
    “Listen, I just want my van back”
  385. 385.
    >”Hmm, that's what you call your wagon, right?”
  386. 386.
    “Eh, yes…”
  387. 387.
    >”You weren't found too far from here, and thankfully this area is quite safe. Look! You're as good as new!”
  388. 388.
    >Well, that didn't take long
  389. 389.
    >The bandage is now in place, and you hope you don't need another one during your stay here
  390. 390.
    >That's when the panic starts coming back
  391. 391.
    >How long are you going to stay here? Are you ever going back to Earth?
  392. 392.
    >That's when you start hyperventilating
  393. 393.
    >”Hey, Kai, there's no need to be nervous”
  394. 394.
    >Sunburst's voice sounded oddly calming, catching you completely by surprise
  395. 395.
    >”You're not from here, right?”
  396. 396.
    >When he said “from here”...
  397. 397.
    >He wasn't referring to this town
  398. 398.
    >You know he meant something else
  399. 399.
    >You stayed in silence for a second, processing that question
  400. 400.
    >Then, Starlight came into the dining room, bringing a teapot and a silver tray with four cups
  401. 401.
    >”Who wants some tea?”, she asks in a gentle way
  402. 402.
    >Sunburst briefly smiles at you, and then directs his attention to Starlight
  403. 403.
    >”Oh sure, let me help you”
  404. 404.
    >”Thank you. If you want cookies you'll have to eat the crumbs from Trixie's cape”
  405. 405.
    >You hear Sunburst's chuckling, but you know that conversation is far from being over
  406. 406.
     
  407. 407.
    >”You're not from here”
  408. 408.
    >”From here”
  409. 409.
    >You can't stop thinking about what Sunburst said
  410. 410.
    >You try to look him in the eyes, but he's too focused on talking to Starlight
  411. 411.
    >Are you overreacting?
  412. 412.
    >No, there was something about his tone of voice…
  413. 413.
    >”Kai… Kai?”
  414. 414.
    >You notice Trixie trying to call up your attention
  415. 415.
    >”Are you okay?”
  416. 416.
    “Uh… Yes, sorry. I guess I'm a bit distracted”
  417. 417.
    >”Well, it's only logical since you crashed against Trixie!”
  418. 418.
    >Despite what happened, she manages to chuckle
  419. 419.
    >Her laughing sounded incredibly sweet, and suddenly you forgot about the pain, if only for a few seconds
  420. 420.
    >She hands you a cup of tea and a biscuit
  421. 421.
    >”I saved the last one for you”
  422. 422.
    >You stayed there, completely speechless, thinking on what to say
  423. 423.
    “T-Thank you, Trixie”
  424. 424.
    >You try to grab the cup and the biscuit with your new hooves
  425. 425.
    >And you fail
  426. 426.
    >The cup falls immediately
  427. 427.
    >You close your eyes, so you don't get to see how it breaks
  428. 428.
    >But you hear it loud and clear
  429. 429.
    >Conversation between Starlight and Sunburst stops, and they all look at you
  430. 430.
    >You feel completely humiliated and feel the impulse of running away once more
  431. 431.
    “I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!”
  432. 432.
    >Fuck this
  433. 433.
    >You start heading towards the door
  434. 434.
    >But then you suddenly stop
  435. 435.
    >”Stop right there! Trixie won't be used as a speed bump again!”
  436. 436.
    >Although Trixie’s voice was a factor, she wasn't the only reason that made you stop
  437. 437.
    >What is even the point of keeping on running away?
  438. 438.
    >Remember: there's nowhere to escape to
  439. 439.
    >And even if there was, would it be worth it?
  440. 440.
    >You turn around and look at the three horse's faces
  441. 441.
    >Starlight and Sunburst in particular look disappointed
  442. 442.
    >You let out a sigh
  443. 443.
    >”I'm really sorry, Sunburst… I have cups in my van. Please, allow me to find my van. It's all I want right now”
  444. 444.
    >Sunburst thinks for a moment before taking a step towards me
  445. 445.
    >”It's okay, Kai. We all make mistakes. Just let me clean this and we'll go find your van”
  446. 446.
    “No, please… Let me do it myself”
  447. 447.
    >Sunburst smiles at me
  448. 448.
    >”No, Kai, it's nothing. It'll only take me a second”
  449. 449.
    >He wasn't lying
  450. 450.
    >A broom and a dustpan appear just after Sunburst's horn starts glowing, and the rubbish is taken care of in a jiffy
  451. 451.
    >”So…”
  452. 452.
    >Sunburst look at you in the eyes
  453. 453.
    >I think it's time to go find your wagon”
  454. 454.
     
  455. 455.
    >”You can't keep running away, Kai”
  456. 456.
    “I'm running away? You're literally leaving to another province, bloody hell”
  457. 457.
    >I told you I couldn't reject this opportunity. And that's the last time I'm going to see you for a few months. Can't you even do that?”
  458. 458.
    “I'm sick. I've been coughing all day”
  459. 459.
    >”You've been coughing all day because you smoke like a chimney. Kai, listen to me, for Pete's sake. You don't have friends to spare. Can you at least come and say goodbye before my flight takes off?”
  460. 460.
    >You just stared at the phone. A bloody coward.
  461. 461.
    >He was spot on about everything.
  462. 462.
    >It wasn't until everything else was gone that you realised you hadn't just lost a mate, you'd lost the last opportunity to be a decent one.
  463. 463.
    >And now, it was too late
  464. 464.
     
  465. 465.
    “Trixie, you really don’t need to do this”
  466. 466.
    >You were sitting on Trixie’s wagon, being carried by the owner herself
  467. 467.
    >“It’s okay…”
  468. 468.
    >You know she was about to call you “Fluffy Swamp” but instead of finding it annoying, you unconsciously let out a small chuckle
  469. 469.
    >”I… know that cut might be hurting”
  470. 470.
    >It doesn’t, actually
  471. 471.
    >She’s the one who should be in pain, as you used her as a speed bump twice
  472. 472.
    >And yet, she’s the one carrying you, as if you deserved such treatment
  473. 473.
    >You look at the leg Sunburst healed with such kindness
  474. 474.
    >Not a second passes that you start feeling guilty for breaking one of his tea cups
  475. 475.
    >But more importantly, you can’t take what he said out of your head
  476. 476.
    >”You’re not from here”
  477. 477.
    >You immediately go take a peek out of the wagon’s window, seeing that Sunburst and Starlight are walking along to it
  478. 478.
     
  479. 479.
    “I’m really sorry about everything, Sunburst. And you too, Trixie… I know this weekend didn’t quite start on the right track”
  480. 480.
    >You really mean it
  481. 481.
    >While it wasn’t Kai’s intention to cause any harm, he ended up breaking things at Sunburst’s house, and having to be healed by him
  482. 482.
    >Although the last one was actually your fault, for throwing Trixie at Kai
  483. 483.
    >”It’s okay, Starlight. As I said earlier, you saw someone in need and helped them. It’s what to be expected from Twilight’s protégé”
  484. 484.
    >You feel humbled at your friend’s words, yet you can’t stop thinking at how carefree and upbeat he sounds
  485. 485.
    >Maybe a bit too much for Sunburst
  486. 486.
    >”And you too, Trixie. And I’m serious this time”
  487. 487.
    >”Trixie does what she has to do! Whatever that means!... Look, I can see Kai’s wagon!”
  488. 488.
    >Indeed there it is, the odd wagon where you found the green horse
  489. 489.
    >Surrounded by some vegetation, the wagon seems to be intact (not counting some corrosion that was already there when you first arrived)
  490. 490.
    >That really makes you think… Is it made of metal? Who made it? Kai or someone else?
  491. 491.
    >And for what purpose?
  492. 492.
    >Your mental monologue is interrupted by Kai jumping out of Trixie's wagon and running towards his
  493. 493.
    >”Be careful, Kai!”
  494. 494.
    >You find Trixie’s concern about Kai to be commendable, if a little excessive
  495. 495.
    >By the time you reach the wagon, you find Kai looking at it, while music can still be heard playing inside
  496. 496.
    >Wait, has the music been playing non-stop during all this time?
  497. 497.
    >How is that even possible? There’s not a single electric outlet on sight and batteries would have already worn out by now
  498. 498.
    >Okay, nevermind. There are things more important than that at the moment
  499. 499.
    >Trixie leaves her wagon aside and hurries to meet Kai
  500. 500.
     
  501. 501.
    “This song…”
  502. 502.
    >It’s a song you’ve heard thousands of times
  503. 503.
    >Heard from a mixtape you recorded yourself
  504. 504.
    >And yet, right now, it hits different
  505. 505.
     
  506. 506.
    Cause I will bring you down
  507. 507.
    I don't wanna miss
  508. 508.
    I don't think you can handle this
  509. 509.
    You've lost what you can't find
  510. 510.
    Never what you had in mind
  511. 511.
     
  512. 512.
    >You stare at your van, the only possession you have in this world, and hearing the song coming softly from the speakers
  513. 513.
    >Then you look at yourself, at your hooves, at your fur, at everything
  514. 514.
    >You didn’t ask for this
  515. 515.
    >You just want to be back to Earth, damn it
  516. 516.
    >Why the hell… Why didn’t you say goodbye to him?
  517. 517.
    >And then, the same memories start to flood your brain
  518. 518.
    >The day you wanted to talk to him and he didn’t answer
  519. 519.
    >How you waited and waited, but never got a response
  520. 520.
    >And then you got the call
  521. 521.
    >That dreaded call
  522. 522.
     
  523. 523.
    >”Kai, is everything alright?”
  524. 524.
    >You normally end up crying after remembering that, so hearing Trixier’s voice was a pleasant surprise
  525. 525.
    >You turn around, but it’s not Trixie what you find right in front of you
  526. 526.
    >”So this is the ‘van’ you were talking about, huh?”
  527. 527.
    >Sunburst adjusted his glasses and looked at you in the eyes
  528. 528.
    >You didn’t like that look
  529. 529.
    >Then, you noticed Trixie and Starlight next to you
  530. 530.
    >You know questions are going to be made, sooner or later, so for now it’s better to just stop the music
  531. 531.
    >Thankfully, the left door is still open
  532. 532.
    >You jump in and quickly eject the tape
  533. 533.
    >”Wow, Kai, that is quite the wagon”, said Trixie with a smile, and you can’t decide if she’s being serious or sarcastic
  534. 534.
    >Nah, Trixie doesn’t know how to be sarcastic
  535. 535.
    >You quickly glance at it: dirty, with spilled coffee and cassette tapes on the passenger seat
  536. 536.
    >You’re sure this kind of filth breaks multiple laws in Equestria
  537. 537.
    >You notice Starlight is about to say something, but she is interrupted by Sunburst before even starting
  538. 538.
    >Sunburst’s face shone, holding a smile that didn't look innocent at all…
  539. 539.
    >The tape… the tape I had on the stereo started flying towards Sunburst
  540. 540.
     
  541. 541.
    >It wasn't hard to notice how Starlight and Trixie were full of questions
  542. 542.
    >They were staring at a lot of things they had never seen located inside another thing they had never seen before today
  543. 543.
    >What were they going to ask about first? The driving wheel? The seats? The stereo?
  544. 544.
    >You're going to find out very soon, but they're not your main concern right now
  545. 545.
    >Your main concern is Sunburst
  546. 546.
    >Unlike his friends, he didn't look confused at all
  547. 547.
    >To the contrary: he looked very confident while holding my cassette tape in his hooves
  548. 548.
    >”Interesting. You don't see one of these everyday”
  549. 549.
    >Are… are you in trouble?
  550. 550.
    >Trixie and Starlight's attention is deviated towards the tape
  551. 551.
    >”What in Equestria is that?”, asked Trixie while cocking an eyebrow
  552. 552.
    >”It's where the music was coming from”
  553. 553.
    >Sunburst's answers sounded unexpectedly dry
  554. 554.
    >Most probably, that was the moment when you started to sweat
  555. 555.
    >”Trixie doesn't remember ever seeing something like that!”
  556. 556.
    >”Maybe you don't, but I'm sure Starlight does”
  557. 557.
    >Sunburst's smile shone brightly, and not in a fun, innocent manner
  558. 558.
    >”These are the tapes the Royal Guards use to record their interrogations”
  559. 559.
    >Starlight immediately looks straight at you
  560. 560.
    >You feel as if the passenger seat is burning your body and clumsily start moving, trying in vain to stop the sensation
  561. 561.
    >”Kai… why do you have a tape from the Royal Guards in your wagon?”
  562. 562.
    >Yep, you're definitely in trouble
  563. 563.
    “Uh…”
  564. 564.
    >”No, Starlight”, Sunburst interrupted
  565. 565.
    >”The real question is: ‘Kai, would you like to listen to something interesting?’”
  566. 566.
    >Sunburst's question wasn't actually a question
  567. 567.
    >It was an order
  568. 568.
    “How… interesting?”
  569. 569.
    >”Very interesting”, he answered without delay
  570. 570.
    >His horn started to glow
  571. 571.
    >And suddenly, another tape came flying slowly towards Sunburst
  572. 572.
    >”Wait a minute! Where did that thing come from?”, asked a clearly confused Trixie
  573. 573.
    >”I put it in your wagon while you were taking the cookie crumbs off your cape. Kai, take this and listen to it”
  574. 574.
    >Starlight takes a step forward towards Sunburst
  575. 575.
    >”Okay, Sunburst, cut it out”
  576. 576.
    >”No”, Sunburst answered dryly
  577. 577.
    >Starlight and Trixie were clearly taken aback by his response
  578. 578.
    >”What?”, inquired Starlight
  579. 579.
    >Sunburst cleared his throat and let out a frustrated sigh, as if what he was trying to imply was clear to everyone
  580. 580.
    >”The reason I invited you to come wasn't just to drink tea and swim in my pool, you know”
  581. 581.
    >”Sunburst, what is happening? You've never acted like this in our presence”
  582. 582.
    >Starlight’s voice sounded increasingly aggressive and you could see Trixie feeling clearly uncomfortable
  583. 583.
    >Then, Sunburst looked at you with a piercing gaze, using his glowing horn to leave his tape flying in front of you, enticing you to grab it
  584. 584.
    >And you did
  585. 585.
    >”Play it”, he ordered
  586. 586.
    >A few seconds pass by while you're trying to understand the situation
  587. 587.
    >The tape was completely black and had a small label with an inscription on it: “I-283”
  588. 588.
    >”PLAY IT, DAMNIT!”
  589. 589.
    >Even considering how tense this conversation was becoming, Sunburst's shouting caught you completely by surprise
  590. 590.
    >You were left flabbergasted and unable to react
  591. 591.
    >”Stop it, Sunburst!”
  592. 592.
    >Trixie's attitude has suddenly changed from scared to confrontational
  593. 593.
    >”Kai did nothing wrong to you! Why are you yelling at him?!”
  594. 594.
    >”You'll understand after he plays the tape”, he answered without hesitation
  595. 595.
    >”Sunburst… You're worrying me. Frankly, I don't know what's happening, but I didn't sign up for this”, said Starlight, clearly trying to regain her composure
  596. 596.
    >Sunburst took a deep breath, steadying himself, then replied
  597. 597.
    >”I'm sorry. Allow me to explain”
  598. 598.
    >”Last week I went to the flea market, looking for some vintage accessories to decorate my château”
  599. 599.
    >Trixie's eyes rolled as soon as she heard the word “château”
  600. 600.
    >”However, I wasn't counting on finding that tape. A legitimate interrogation tape recorded by the Royal Guards”
  601. 601.
    >An interrogation tape
  602. 602.
    >Why is this related to you at all?
  603. 603.
    >”After I heard the tape, I knew something was bound to happen, sooner or later”
  604. 604.
    >”And it did”, he added while staring at you
  605. 605.
    >And then, complete silence
  606. 606.
    >Almost as if Sunburst's explanation caught his friends’ attention
  607. 607.
    >And now they want you… to play the tape

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