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Anon gets mistaken for Santa Clause/Kinderquestria (Short)

By NotAWriterAnon
Created: 2020-12-18 05:46:22
Expiry: Never

anon /kinder/kinderquestria christmas

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>Anon celebrates Christmas in Equestria
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>Tells a few ponys about Santa Clause
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>Even dresses the part just to go that extra festive mile
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>Its currently what you estimate to be the day of Christmas eve
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>Snow currently falls from the sky and lightly piles on the ground
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>But thats no concern of yours since your nice and toasty inside your house
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> You're currently enjoying a nice peaceful evening sitting in your big comfy chair next to your lit fireplace
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>Sipping Hot Coco
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>Eating Sugar cookies shaped like candy canes, Christmas trees, and other Christmasy shapes
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>The only sound you hear is the soft crackling of the fireplace
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>Shits comfy as fuck
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>Suddenly you hear a knock on your door
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>Before you can even motion to get up the door bursts open
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>Its Pinkie Pie
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>And her smile is a bit wider than usual
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"O-oh, hey Pinkie. What bring-"
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>Pinkie lets out a loud gasp cutting you off "Oh my gosh! You must be Santa Clause!"
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>Pinkie dashes towards you and cannonballs onto your lap in the blink of an eye almost causing you to spill your hot chocolate
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>She begins to speedily praddle on about all the gifts she wants for Christmas
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>She must have gone over at least 5 pages worth of things in less than 30 seconds
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>You have been too dumbfounded by how fast things have escalated to intervene with her rambling
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>That is until now
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>Before she could list off another 5 pages, you reach up and silence her by lightly wrapping a hand around her muzzle
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>She tries to continue speaking, however, all that can be heard are hushed "mmphs"
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"Hold on there Pinkie, there has been a mistake. I'm not actually San-"
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>Pinkie's eye go wide in realization and she forcefully pulls her muzzle away from your grip "Oh my gosh your right Santa! There has been a mistake! I forgot to tell everypony else your here!
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"Woah, hold up Pinkie, Im not San-"
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>Pinkie suddenly jumps off your lap and darts toward the door
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>She rips it open and sticks her head out the door and yells "He is really in here everypony! Come on in!"
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>What!?
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>You can hear the sound of numerous sets of hooves making their way towards your house
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>Countless excited and starry-eyed ponys start flooding into your house and around you
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>What the fuck?!
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>You told like three ponys at most about Christmas!
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>All of Ponyville and then some must be here!
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>Why the hell are all these ponys trying to cram into your house?
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>I-Is that Celestia and Luna?!
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>Your so confused right now
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>But you know one thing at least
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>Your gonna murder Pinkie Pie for this
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>[spoiler]metaphorical murder of course[/spoiler]