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Anon, the town drunk - [Clop I guess]

By Smashed
Created: 2020-10-28 19:45:36
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    “Hey, HEY! Can you spare a few bits man?”
  2. 2.
    >”Get bucked!”
  3. 3.
    >You are Anon, and you REALLY need a drink.
  4. 4.
    >Really, really badly.
  5. 5.
    >You’ve got the shakes and everything.
  6. 6.
    >These fucking ponies won’t give you any bits though, they seem to have given up on that.
  7. 7.
    >Probably because you'd just spend them all at the pub.
  8. 8.
    >You scope out the surroundings for anyone who might actually be dumb enough to fill you with alcohol.
  9. 9.
    >Wait a second...
  10. 10.
    >Is that Berry?
  11. 11.
    “Berry? BERRY!”
  12. 12.
    “Hey, can you spare a few bits or something? I’ll do anything.”
  13. 13.
    >You really do need that drink.
  14. 14.
    >”Aw come on man, you still owe me from last time!”
  15. 15.
    >Playing hardball, eh?
  16. 16.
    “Well hey, how can I repay you. Really, I’ll do anything!”
  17. 17.
    >You swear you see her smirk as the word "anything" leaves your mouth
  18. 18.
    >”Anything, eh?”
  19. 19.
    >”Well, how about you help me out with a little problem I’ve been having recently?”
  20. 20.
    “YEAH! SURE!”
  21. 21.
    >..Wait, what did I just agree to
  22. 22.
    “Uh, what problem would that be exactly?”
  23. 23.
    >”Hmm, well. I’ve just been feeling so lonely lately. I could use a big, strong stallion to keep me company for tonight.”
  24. 24.
    >She uses her forehoof to motion towards her hindquarters.
  25. 25.
    >She gives it a quick rub, while giving off a sultry moan.
  26. 26.
    “Oh right, so uh, I could do that.”
  27. 27.
    “I can last much longer than any stallion you know!”
  28. 28.
    >God you sound desperate for some sex right about now.
  29. 29.
    >You're a surprisingly good actor when you're sober.
  30. 30.
    >Or so you think.
  31. 31.
    >It’s not the sex you want, it’s a damn drink, and if you have to shag a pony to get it BY GOD WILL YOU SHAG A PONY!
  32. 32.
    >”Well, how about we head back to my place, and see what we can figure out, hmm?”
  33. 33.
    >God damnit Berry I need that drink NOW!
  34. 34.
    “Alright then, fine by me.”
  35. 35.
    >You stand up, towering above the plum coloured pony known as Berry Punch.
  36. 36.
    >How these ponies weren’t afraid of you, you weren’t sure.
  37. 37.
    >You were like twice their size and probably like 3 times their weight.
  38. 38.
    >You follow Berry down the street to her house, and enter after her.
  39. 39.
    >Walking down the street, you can barely contain yourself.
  40. 40.
    >Your teeth have started chattering.
  41. 41.
    >FINALLY! Someone willing to give you a few bits!
  42. 42.
    >Giddy with excitement, you almost slam the door shut.
  43. 43.
    >You turn back towards her.
  44. 44.
    “So, uh. Should we just, you know, right now?”
  45. 45.
    >Well you may be about to have sex with a pony but at least you won’t have to sleep outside tonight.
  46. 46.
    >Sleeping outside is awful, it’s cold and wet out there, even with the pegasi controlling the weather.
  47. 47.
    >”Just give me a second to get freshened up.”
  48. 48.
    >Why, she’s just going to be a sopping wet wreck afterwards anyway.
  49. 49.
    >Surely it’d make more sense to ‘freshen up’ after the act.
  50. 50.
    >She disappears into what you can only assume is her En-Suite bathroom.
  51. 51.
    >You take the time to take your t-shirt off, and throw it in a crumpled heap in the corner, and you kick your shoes off.
  52. 52.
    >You stand around tapping your foot and drumming your fingers against the wall for a couple minutes.
  53. 53.
    >God damn, you can’t wait to have that sweet ambrosia known as AppleJack Daniels pouring down your gullet.
  54. 54.
    >Eventually Berry comes out of that room again with a small burlap sack, and a bottle of some unidentifiable liquid.
  55. 55.
    >What is that.
  56. 56.
    >She rotates it excruciatingly slowly.
  57. 57.
    >FUCKING TURN IT AROUND ALREADY!
  58. 58.
    >Is that...?
  59. 59.
    >Looks like some of Berry’s homebrewed wine.
  60. 60.
    >WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE PLANNED?
  61. 61.
    >Must be something else to be using the best stuff in all of Equestria.
  62. 62.
    >”So, you really need a drink eh?”
  63. 63.
    >NO, I JUST FUCKIN’ FOLLOWED YOU HERE FOR NO REASON!
  64. 64.
    >”I’m guessing you know what this stuff is.”
  65. 65.
    >She uncorks the bottle.
  66. 66.
    >Very slowly.
  67. 67.
    >REALLY. VERY. FUCKING. SLOWLY
  68. 68.
    >*POP*
  69. 69.
    >The cork goes flying off into a corner.
  70. 70.
    >She grasps the bottle tight.
  71. 71.
    >She lifts it above her head.
  72. 72.
    >SHE FUCKING UPENDS IT OVER HER HEAD!
  73. 73.
    >She’s pouring it all over herself.
  74. 74.
    >What in the fuck is going on.
  75. 75.
    >You sure are “fuck”ing a lot.
  76. 76.
    >She’s poured the whole damn bottle over herself.
  77. 77.
    >"So you wanted something to drink?"
  78. 78.
    >OH GOD YES
  79. 79.
    >”Well, get licking!”
  80. 80.
    >You what.
  81. 81.
    >Oh no, no way.
  82. 82.
    >...
  83. 83.
    >Fucking god damnit.
  84. 84.
    >You don’t have much choice.
  85. 85.
    >You are not going to enjoy this, but you need a drink and this is your last chance at getting one.
  86. 86.
    >You try to concentrate on the wine as you start licking...
  87. 87.
    >It isn’t working.
  88. 88.
    >You can taste the sweaty fur and wine.
  89. 89.
    >Tastes like really strong vinegar.
  90. 90.
    >It’s pretty disgusting.
  91. 91.
    >Eventually you manage to lick it all up.
  92. 92.
    >You didn’t even get a slight buzz.
  93. 93.
    >”Mmm, you know, you aren’t half bad at licking me.”
  94. 94.
    >”Well, since you did SUCH a good job cleaning me up, I think you deserve a reward!”
  95. 95.
    >Oh god yes, just what you’ve been waiting for.
  96. 96.
    >"AH! But first, maybe you could move that tongue a little bit south, hmm?”"
  97. 97.
    >Damnit Berry. You really need that drink now, to take the taste of fur and sweat out of your mouth.
  98. 98.
    >Fine then, you’re going to make this mare scream your name out into the heavens themselves.
  99. 99.
    >You slowly drag your tongue from the base of her mane to the top of her tail.
  100. 100.
    >”LOWER!”
  101. 101.
    >You drag your tongue around her tail, sliding across her pucker.
  102. 102.
    >Your tongue slips across her slit, eliciting a moan from her.
  103. 103.
    >”Hey, I didn't say stop. You want that drink right?”
  104. 104.
    >She knows exactly what you want.
  105. 105.
    >Curse this mare.
  106. 106.
    >Your tongue dances around her slit for a while, as she pulls out another bottle, from where you do not know.
  107. 107.
    >Guess she took more than one.
  108. 108.
    >She looks towards you, before suddenly rolling over onto her back.
  109. 109.
    >”You want more? You have to beg like a dog.”
  110. 110.
    >Holy fuck, this mare is crazy.
  111. 111.
    >But still, alcohol right?
  112. 112.
    >You don’t really have much choice here, every other pony has given up on you.
  113. 113.
    >You get on your knees, and bend your arms like a dog begging for something.
  114. 114.
    >You start to make whining noises.
  115. 115.
    >Just as well you spent that time imitating your dog as a child.
  116. 116.
    >God this is humiliating.
  117. 117.
    >At least you’ll get some alcohol out of this.
  118. 118.
    >That’s the only reason you’re doing this, right?
  119. 119.
    >”Oooh, such a good boy!”
  120. 120.
    >Oh dear god, if you have any compassion just strike me down right now.
  121. 121.
    >”Such good behaviour deserves a reward!”
  122. 122.
    >Your eyes light up as she pops the cork on the bottle of ambrosia.
  123. 123.
    >She slowly moves the bottle towards you.
  124. 124.
    >Then she starts pouring it over her slit.
  125. 125.
    >”Don’t spill a drop now! I’d hate to have to wash my sheets.”
  126. 126.
    >You start lapping up the wine, taking great care to get it all.
  127. 127.
    >It keeps pouring onto her opening.
  128. 128.
    >”Mmmm.”
  129. 129.
    >She’s really enjoying this it seems.
  130. 130.
    >She’d better give you some good bits for this.
  131. 131.
    >Confirming your suspicion she gives you a wink.
  132. 132.
    >Not with her eye.
  133. 133.
    >Ugh. These ponies drive you to drink.
  134. 134.
    >The wine stops flowing, and you hear a crash.
  135. 135.
    >Looking up in confusion, you see the empty bottle lying across the room.
  136. 136.
    >”Hey, you want those bits?”
  137. 137.
    “Y-yeah! Of course!”
  138. 138.
    >”Then get the BUCK back to work down there!”
  139. 139.
    >Grumbling, you return to what you were doing, but without the delicious wine to ease your suffering.
  140. 140.
    >”What was that?”
  141. 141.
    “Fu- nothing Berry.”
  142. 142.
    >”That’s what I thought.”
  143. 143.
    >It doesn’t take long for her to near her peak, releasing a loud moan.
  144. 144.
    >You think she also tried to say something about drinking her “special” reserve.
  145. 145.
    >Better not risk it, you really need more than a single bottle of wine.
  146. 146.
    >Holding your breath in a desperate attempt to reduce the taste as much as possible, you clamp down on her with your mouth as she cums.
  147. 147.
    >Hey, this doesn’t actually taste all that bad.
  148. 148.
    >It tastes like her wine.
  149. 149.
    >Is THIS what her “secret ingredient” is?
  150. 150.
    >She turns to you, and gives you a tired smile.
  151. 151.
    >”Aaah, thanks. I really needed that.”
  152. 152.
    >”Take those off.”
  153. 153.
    >She motions towards your pants with her forehoof.
  154. 154.
    >You fumble with the belt, and then let your pants drop to the floor.
  155. 155.
    >”Get on the bed.”
  156. 156.
    >You step forward and trip on your pants that were still around your ankles.
  157. 157.
    >You land face down on the bed, the only thing hurting is your pride.
  158. 158.
    >She rolls you over, before climbing on top.
  159. 159.
    >Her mane is a frazzled mess, from the combination of wine and sweat.
  160. 160.
    >She looks down at you, before planting a deep kiss on your lips.
  161. 161.
    >She breaks the kiss just as quickly as she started, dragging her mane across your face.
  162. 162.
    >”I do taste good, don’t I?”
  163. 163.
    >She smiles down at you.
  164. 164.
    “Just like your wine.”
  165. 165.
    >She moves her mouth down towards your neck, and starts nipping and kissing it.
  166. 166.
    >It’s more than enough to give you a rock hard erection.
  167. 167.
    >Running your hand through her mulberry mane, then down her body onto her flank, you give it a squeeze.
  168. 168.
    >She can feel your excitement rubbing against her stomach.
  169. 169.
    >”Someone’s eager.”
  170. 170.
    >Oh shut up and fuck me already, I need that drink.
  171. 171.
    “Well can you blame me?”
  172. 172.
    >”No I suppose I can’t.”
  173. 173.
    >She goes back to kissing your neck, while rubbing your chest with a hoof.
  174. 174.
    >She keeps moaning loudly.
  175. 175.
    >You can’t take it anymore.
  176. 176.
    >Just as you are about to grab her, and take her right there, she rolls out of your grasp and off the bed.
  177. 177.
    >She lands on all 4 hooves, with a soft bump, bending her knees slightly.
  178. 178.
    >It was actually kinda impressive.
  179. 179.
    “Hey wait, what? I thought we were going to fuck?”
  180. 180.
    >”Hah, I got what I wanted, take your bits and get out.”
  181. 181.
    >She turns and walks into her en-suite bathroom.
  182. 182.
    >You hear the tell tale pitter-patter of the shower running.
  183. 183.
    >You hear her shout over the noise.
  184. 184.
    >”YOU’D BETTER BE GONE BY THE TIME I FINISH THIS SHOWER! BITS ARE IN THAT SACK!”
  185. 185.
    >Well shit, you just got used as a cheap fucktoy.
  186. 186.
    >Now you feel awful, and somewhat violated, not to mention blueballed really hard.
  187. 187.
    >You pick up your pants, and put them back on, boner sticking out the zipper.
  188. 188.
    >You look down at is and sigh.
  189. 189.
    “Maybe next time, eh old friend?”
  190. 190.
    >You push it in through the zipper and zip up.
  191. 191.
    >It’s kinda awkward walking around like this, but you manage to stumble to your tatty shoes, and put them on.
  192. 192.
    >Then you put on your t-shirt, and pick up the sack.
  193. 193.
    >Sighing again, you walk outside, hearing the door click behind you.
  194. 194.
    >You stroll into the centre of town, to that big fountain, and sit down on the bench.
  195. 195.
    >No one’s about, that’s not really unusual considering it is pretty late though.
  196. 196.
    >You open up the sack, and tip the gleaming, golden coins into your lap.
  197. 197.
    >You count them out.
  198. 198.
    >You are EXACTLY one bit short for a big bottle of rotgut.
  199. 199.
    >That damn mare.
  200. 200.
    >You aren’t sure what you feel worse about, the fact you were used like that, as nothing more than a fucktoy, or that you don’t even have enough bits to get properly drunk.
  201. 201.
    >Another night of depressing semi-sobriety awaits you.
  202. 202.
    >You can feel a white hot surge of rage flowing from your head to your toes.
  203. 203.
    >Your spine is tingling now.
  204. 204.
    >Well there’s nothing left to do, but lift your head towards the heavens and scream.
  205. 205.
    “BEEEEEEERRYYYYYYY!”
  206. 206.
    >You swear you heard her laughing as you sit back down.

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