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Anonfilly Shitposting Incorporated 2

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-03-14 08:11:08
Expiry: Never

anonfilly

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>Four years.
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>Four FUCKING years.
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>You've kept Anonfilly Shitposting Inc. under purple's radar
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>You founded a whole SECTOR for this company, make the best elusive tactics BOTH WORLDS have ever dreamed of seeing
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>And what do you get for that?
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>A pink slip
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>Fired
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>Gone
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>All because little miss perfect unicorn founder FUCK decided to grow a pair of wings and declare the whole operation LEGAL
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>And Twi didn't even argue, just said "if you say so"
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>Princess of Shitposting, that's her fucking official title
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>The new corprate building casts a shadow directly on Twiggle's crystal bullshit
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>That was YOUR damn plan, YOUR damn revenge for her leaving you all out in the dust
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>AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO EXPERENCE IT
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>YOU WERE GONNA PISS OUT THE WINDOW ON THAT SPARKLY EYESORE
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>But no, instead of a cozy promotion to keep things running, you get nothing
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>You, and the fillies you recruited
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>But that's not it, that's not gonna be the end of it
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>Because who did they fire?
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>It wasn't research and development, they're too important to fire
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>It wasn't filly resources, they needed someone to laugh at for all reports
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>It wasn't the earth corps, they're too good at fancy footwork
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>It was the goddamn covert sector
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>And what did the covert sector do?
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>Dirty deeds, and for dirt cheap
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>And you're gonna do the dirtiest deed of all
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>You're bringing back Equestria's Most Wanted
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>You could keep the fillies under the radar this long, it should be a cakewalk for just one mare
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>You covered for fillies messier than her
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>You hid disasters more overt than her
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>You've smuggled illegal party supplies bigger than her
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>And you've done it all just to see the look on horrified pony faces at the outcome
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>So you're gonna grab what's left of your dissolved sector
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>And you'll bring her back
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>To serve fresh milk daily
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>Because that's what you do
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[spoiler]>Because that's the only thing you know how to do [/spoiler]