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                                            1.
                                            >”I’m gonna getcha!”
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                                            2.
                                            “Ah!”
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                                            3.
                                            >Weaving in and out of the wiry trees, you scream, brushing against the bundles of grapes which hang from the thin branches above you
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                                            4.
                                            “You can’t get me!”
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                                            5.
                                            >Popping out of the foliage, you make a last ditch effort to sprint towards the porch when you hear his pounding footsteps behind you
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                                            6.
                                            >Heart racing, you watch as your safe haven draws closer when suddenly your feet leave the ground
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                                            7.
                                            >”I’ve got you now.”
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                                            8.
                                            “No-aha! Stop!”
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                                            9.
                                            >As your world flips upside down, you feel a spider crawl against your stomach and attack you viciously with its spindly legs
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                                            10.
                                            >”Go on, say it.”
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                                            11.
                                            “Never!” you belt out, giggling in sheer terror as you swipe at the creature tearing at your skin
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                                            12.
                                            >”C’mon now, it’s easy. Say it with me. Un-cle.”
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                                            13.
                                            “No!”
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                                            14.
                                            >A moment later, your mauling ceases
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                                            15.
                                            >Phew, for a second you thought he was gonna-
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                                            16.
                                            >Flipping right side up, you feel something wet slam into your stomach
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                                            17.
                                            >”Pfffffft!”
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                                            18.
                                            “Uncle! Uncle! S-Stop, please!” you screech, futilely trying to shove their head away from you
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                                            19.
                                            >Released from their torment, you see the ground slowly getting closer when your head gracefully makes contact
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                                            20.
                                            >Lowered to the ground, you prop yourself up on your arms to catch your breath
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                                            21.
                                            >”Good to see ol’ Uncle Pseudo still got it.”
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                                            22.
                                            >Kneeling in front of you, he grins and wipes a bead of sweat from his brow
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                                            23.
                                            >”I ain’t gonna lie, you really gave me a run for my money.”
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                                            24.
                                            “I told you I was fast.”
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                                            25.
                                            >”You sure are, squirrelly.”
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                                            26.
                                            >Leaning forward with a fist, he gently rubs it against your skull before ruffling your hair
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                                            27.
                                            >Glancing up towards the burning sun, he sighs, resting his arms against his knee
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                                            28.
                                            >”You gettin’ hungry, buddy?”
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                                            29.
                                            >Nodding, you feel your stomach tumble and turn, groaning loudly
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                                            30.
                                            >”Alright now,” he chuckles, hooking an arm beneath your legs and back
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                                            31.
                                            >Rising from the ground, you smile in anticipation
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                                            32.
                                            >”Hurgah, hurgah,” he audibly grunts, lifting you off the ground
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                                            33.
                                            “I’m not that heavy.”
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                                            34.
                                            >”I don’t know, I think I’m gonna,” shooting to the dirt floor, he immediately bounces back up, “drop ya!”
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                                            35.
                                            “Again, again!”
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                                            36.
                                            >”No can do, buckaroo.”
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                                            37.
                                            “Why not?”
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                                            38.
                                            >”’Cause we’re already here.”
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                                            39.
                                            >Setting you down on the porch, he sighs, stretching and popping his back
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                                            40.
                                            >”Lets get on inside, ya hear?”
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                                            41.
                                            
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                                            42.
                                            >Yanking open the screen door, you burst through the doorway and bolt towards the kitchen to see your parents
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                                            43.
                                            “Mama,” you squeak, stopping mid-run and walking to her
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                                            44.
                                            >”Yes sweetie?”
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                                            45.
                                            >Lightly tugging on her skirt, you gaze into her warm, inviting eyes
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                                            46.
                                            “Can we have lunch now?”
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                                            47.
                                            >Smiling, she cups your cheeks and kisses your forehead
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                                            48.
                                            >”Of course. Nito,” she asks, turning towards your dad, “can you and Anon peel the potatoes?”
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                                            49.
                                            >”Yes mam,” he responds, resting his newspaper on the table and wrapping an arm around your waist
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                                            50.
                                            >Hoisting you from the wooden floor, he follows her to the counter and sets you on top of it
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                                            51.
                                            >”Really honey? He’s dirty.”
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                                            52.
                                            >”Ain’t nothing a little water and soap can’t fix, darlin’.”
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                                            53.
                                            >Kicking your legs, you see your mom puff her cheeks out and cross her arms as she glares at your dad
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                                            54.
                                            >Uh oh, mama’s mad...
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                                            55.
                                            >”Starry-”
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                                            56.
                                            >”Incog,” she growls, maintaining her boiling visage
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                                            57.
                                            >”O-kay,” he says without another word, lifting you off the counter and on a nearby stool
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                                            58.
                                            >Snagging a sack of potatoes and a peeler, he sets it in front of the both of you
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                                            59.
                                            >Placing the peeler in your palm, he grips your hand, placing it on the potato and moving it away from you
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                                            60.
                                            >”Always look at what you’re doin’ and keep the peeler away from yer hand.”
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                                            61.
                                            >After the entire potato’s peeled, he claps you on the back and hands you another potato
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                                            62.
                                            >Focusing on your work, you occasionally sneak a glimpse at your mom chopping some carrots and your dad peeling his potatoes with a knife
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                                            63.
                                            “Papa, why are ya peeling towards you?” you question, continuing to peel your share
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                                            64.
                                            >”This is what ya do when yer usin’ a knife.”
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                                            65.
                                            “Can I try?”
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                                            66.
                                            >”When yer older, sure.”
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                                            67.
                                            >Pouting, you cross your arms and glare at him, staring daggers straight into his soul when you hear a creaky laugh
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                                            68.
                                            >”Oh lord, he really is his mother’s son.”
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                                            69.
                                            >Twisting your head, you spot your grandma shuffling into the kitchen
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                                            70.
                                            >”Ya coulda said you were fixin’ lunch and I’da help ya.”
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                                            71.
                                            >”You really don’t need to, Miss Hope.”
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                                            72.
                                            >Flapping a hand towards your mom, she continues her trek
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                                            73.
                                            >”Gleaming, ya’ve been in the family fer how many years and yer still makin’ a fuss ‘bout manners? Now scooch and lemme help ya.”
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                                            74.
                                            >As time ticks by, the stack of peeled potatoes grows higher, and when your hands begin to cramp, you realize the sack is completely empty
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                                            75.
                                            >Jumping off the stool, you follow your dad back to the kitchen table and climb in his lap to read the newspaper with him
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                                            76.
                                            
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                                            77.
                                            >While the intoxicating smell of lunch greets your nose, you notice something as you try and locate the funny pages
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                                            78.
                                            >’UPCOMING WINTER PREDICTED ON TIME AND NOT AS HARSH, METEOROLOGISTS SAY’
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                                            79.
                                            “Papa, what’s a metreologist?”
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                                            80.
                                            >”A metreologist?” he questions, looking down at you with a confused expression
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                                            81.
                                            “That,” you reply, pointing to the headline
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                                            82.
                                            >”Ah, that says meteorologist.”
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                                            83.
                                            “What does a meat-er-ologist do?”
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                                            84.
                                            >”They tell us what the weather’s gonna be like.”
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                                            85.
                                            “How?”
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                                            86.
                                            >Scratching his chin, he hums in curiosity
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                                            87.
                                            >”While I ain’t sure, but I think we can find out if we read it.”
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                                            88.
                                            >Reading through the article, you say the words you know and pat his hand on the words you don’t
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                                            89.
                                            “It’s espected-”
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                                            90.
                                            >”Expected.”
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                                            91.
                                            ”-expected that the comin’ winter is goin’ ta be lighter than the last. No blisserds-
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                                            92.
                                            >”Blizzards.”
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                                            93.
                                            “-blizzards are expected.”
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                                            94.
                                            >”Very good,” he whispers proudly, patting your head
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                                            95.
                                            “But how do they know?”
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                                            96.
                                            >”I guess you’ll find out when ya go to school this fall. Ya excited?”
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                                            97.
                                            “Yeah!”
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                                            98.
                                            >”Attaboy.”
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                                            99.
                                            
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                                            100.
                                            >Picking you up and carrying you to the dining room, the scent of lunch draws near
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                                            101.
                                            >When all the plates and platters are placed on the table, you listen to the dinner bell chime and wait patiently in your seat
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                                            102.
                                            >Soon, all your relatives enter the house and take their respective places as they shovel food on their plates
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                                            103.
                                            >After your mom finishes getting you your food, you have your own fill of lunch
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                                            104.
                                            >A flurry of conversations and cacophonous laughter erupts, and as soon as it began, it ended with the entire table completely barren
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                                            105.
                                            >Satisfied, you rub your tummy when you feel two sets of hands on your shoulders
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                                            106.
                                            >”Sweetie, we have to talk.”
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                                            107.
                                            >”Yer mother and I have been thinking, and we think that what we’re ‘bout to tell ya is the best fer us all.”
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                                            108.
                                            >”Anon, we’re going to be moving to Canterlot.”
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                                            109.
                                            “Will Uncle Pseudo come with us?” you ask, turning to her
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                                            110.
                                            >”No sweetie,” she coos, frowning as she rubs your back, “but we’ll still see him and everyone else when we visit.”
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                                            111.
                                            “B-But how much? And fer how long?” you whimper, tears growing in your eyes
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                                            112.
                                            >”Every winter.”
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                                            113.
                                            >A river trails down your cheeks as you struggle to breathe, your chest tightening in a vice
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                                            114.
                                            >”Shh, it’s okay, sweetie. It’s okay.”
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                                            115.
                                            >The sound of her humming drowns out everything around you as you fail to notice being picked up
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                                            116.
                                            >Now in the back of the truck, all you can do is cry
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                                            117.
                                            >Wailing and weeping until you pass out in her chest, the bumps of the road and her arms cradling you to sleep
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                                            118.
                                            
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                                            119.
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                                            120.
                                            
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                                            121.
                                            >”Anon,” a light voice sings nearby, “it’s time to wake up, sweetie.”
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                                            122.
                                            >Burying your face in your pillow, you moan half-heartedly as something brushes against your arm
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                                            123.
                                            >”It’s a shame that you’re asleep,” she announces to no one in particular before whispering into your ear, “because I made crepes, so I guess I’ll have to eat them myself. All of them.”
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                                            124.
                                            “Crepes?” you ask, shifting your head towards your beaming mom
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                                            125.
                                            >”Oui, so get your clothes on.”
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                                            126.
                                            >Pinching a cheek, she plants a kiss on the tip of your nose and gets up from your bed
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                                            127.
                                            >As she leaves the room, you immediately jolt into action
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                                            128.
                                            >Rolling out from underneath the covers, you unceremoniously undress yourself, catapulting your night clothes around your room
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                                            129.
                                            >Down to your skivvies, you snatch your clothes for the day from the dresser and head towards the kitchen as you dress yourself
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                                            130.
                                            >Pulling the other sock on, you nearly trip through the kitchen doorway and face plant on the cool, marble tile
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                                            131.
                                            >”Your breakfast is on the table, honey.”
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                                            132.
                                            >”Thanks, darlin’.”
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                                            133.
                                            >Scurrying over to your seat, you sit beside the window and reach for the jam jar
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                                            134.
                                            >Smearing a healthy scoop atop your breakfast, you return the jar to the center of the table and roll the flat cakes with your hands
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                                            135.
                                            >”Anon Y. Mous!”
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                                            136.
                                            >Snapping your head in her direction, you sheepishly drop your food back onto your plate and grab a fork
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                                            137.
                                            “I love you, mama,” you shout, shooting her a toothy grin
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                                            138.
                                            >”I wonder where you’re learning that from.”
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                                            139.
                                            *snort*
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                                            140.
                                            >Before you can take your first bite, she turns her attention to your dad, glaring at him with a plate of her own
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                                            141.
                                            >”I love ya, darlin’.”
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                                            142.
                                            >Sashaying her way over to the two of you, she tilts his chin towards her and pecks him on the lips
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                                            143.
                                            >”I love you, too.”
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                                            144.
                                            >Beginning your breakfast, you shove forkful after forkful down your craw, ignoring your mom’s look of disappointment
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                                            145.
                                            >Sighing, she digs into her own cooking, occasionally taking a sip of some coffee here and there
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                                            146.
                                            “Papa,” you ask, swallowing your last mouthful, “can you come with us?”
 - 
                                            147.
                                            >Pursing his lips, he reaches out and holds your hand in his
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                                            148.
                                            >”Sorry son, but there’s still work that needs done.”
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                                            149.
                                            “Still?”
 - 
                                            150.
                                            >Without a word, he squeezes your hand with a weary smile
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                                            151.
                                            >”Oh shi-oot!” she declares, shock washing over her face, “brush your teeth, sweetie, we don’t wanna be late!”
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                                            152.
                                            >Scrambling for the bathroom as your dad laughs in the background, you hastily brush your teeth and rush for the already running truck
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                                            153.
                                            
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                                            154.
                                            >Buckling up, you hold onto anything nearby as the car lurches forward
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                                            155.
                                            >”Sorry Anon,” she laments, placing a hand on your chest, “I really shouldn’t have done that.”
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                                            156.
                                            “It’s alright, mama.”
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                                            157.
                                            >Huffing, she takes back her hand and focuses on the road
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                                            158.
                                            >”Aren’t you excited to make new friends?”
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                                            159.
                                            “Uh-huh.”
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                                            160.
                                            >”I’m sure you’ll learn and have a lot of fun.”
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                                            161.
                                            >Comforted by her words, you lean your head against the window and watch as the sun rises from the horizon
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                                            162.
                                            >Time seems to crawl on forever when you’re shaken back to reality
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                                            163.
                                            >”We’re here, sweetie.”
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                                            164.
                                            >Rubbing your eyes, you realize you aren’t in the countryside anymore
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                                            165.
                                            >”You have a great day,” she squeaks, pulling you into a hug
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                                            166.
                                            “Thanks, mama.”
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                                            167.
                                            >Grabbing your bag, you leave the car and walk with the other children towards the front of the school
 - 
                                            168.
                                            >”Hello students! Welcome in, come inside!”
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                                            169.
                                            >Stepping through the front doors, you follow your past self’s movements and eventually find your way to your homeroom after getting lost twice
 - 
                                            170.
                                            >...okay, maybe it was three or four times, but hey!
 - 
                                            171.
                                            >”Hi Anon, come on in and take a seat!”
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                                            172.
                                            >Entering the room, you freeze in place
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                                            173.
                                            >T-That’s a lot of people
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                                            174.
                                            >”Go on, don’t be shy,” Ms. Cheer encourages, gently nudging you further inside
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                                            175.
                                            >Finding a card with your name on it, you take a seat
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                                            176.
                                            >”Howdy!”
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                                            177.
                                            
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                                            178.
                                            >Twisting yourself in your chair, you notice one of your classmates happily waving her hand in your face
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                                            179.
                                            >”I’m Applejack, but my folks call me AJ ‘cause they always have and I ain’t never heard ‘em call me anything else,” suddenly, a wave of confusion washes over her as she starts to count on her hand, “well, ‘cept Jack, Jackie, Jackie Jack, Apple Jackie and Jack Apple.”
 - 
                                            180.
                                            >Returning from her state of intense pondering, she flashes you a wink
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                                            181.
                                            >”What ‘bout you? What’s yer name, partner?”
 - 
                                            182.
                                            “My name?” scratching the back of your head, you let your vision trail to your desk, “It’s uh, Anon.”
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                                            183.
                                            >”Well it’s nice to meetcha ‘uh Anon.’”
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                                            184.
                                            >”It looks like everyone’s here!”
 - 
                                            185.
                                            >Clapping her hands, Ms. Cheer stands in front of the chalkboard patiently waiting for everyone’s attention
 - 
                                            186.
                                            >”Hello class! Today is a wonderful, wonderful day, and I can’t wait to spend it with all of you.”
 - 
                                            187.
                                            >Motioning towards her name written in cursive, she beams at no one in particular
 - 
                                            188.
                                            >”For now, we’ll start by introducing ourselves and something we like to do for fun. I’m Ms. Cheer,” she announces with a bow, “and I love, love, love to learn!”
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                                            189.
                                            >Looking at Applejack, she claps and giggles with glee
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                                            190.
                                            >”And what about you?”
 - 
                                            191.
                                            >Standing up, Applejack turns towards the rest of the class holding up her name card
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                                            192.
                                            >”I’m Applejack, but ya can just call me AJ fer short, and something I like to do for fun is pickin’ apples with my family.”
 - 
                                            193.
                                            >As she sits back down, you take your cue and stand up yourself, your heart dropping beneath your gut
 - 
                                            194.
                                            ”H-Hi,” you start, glancing from peer-to-peer as your eyes grow larger in size, “I-I’m... I’m...”
 - 
                                            195.
                                            >”This here’s Anon.”
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                                            196.
                                            
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                                            197.
                                            >Terrified, you somehow feel your spine straighten even more than it could possibly be
 - 
                                            198.
                                            >Footsteps echo behind you, and when something rests on your shoulder, you take a glimpse back and see Ms. Cheer
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                                            199.
                                            >”That’s right, AJ.”
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                                            200.
                                            >Lowering herself to your height, she tilts her head to the side in playful curiosity
 - 
                                            201.
                                            >”And what’s something you like to do for fun, Anon?”
 - 
                                            202.
                                            “I-um, I like workin’ with my papa,” you mumble, focusing on your hands as you fidget with them
 - 
                                            203.
                                            >”Wow, that’s very nice of you and AJ to help your parents.”
 - 
                                            204.
                                            >Sitting back down, you realize you’ve been holding your breath the entire time and sigh
 - 
                                            205.
                                            >Drowning out the voices of the rest of the students, you feel something poke your side
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                                            206.
                                            >”Hey Anon,” AJ whispers, leaning closer to you
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                                            207.
                                            “Yeah?”
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                                            208.
                                            >”Whatcha do with yer dad?”
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                                            209.
                                            “Plant seeds’n’stuff, why?”
 - 
                                            210.
                                            >Sucking in air, her eyes shine in excitement as she covers her mouth
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                                            211.
                                            >”Ya live on a farm?”
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                                            212.
                                            “Yeah?” you answer, concern seeping into your voice
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                                            213.
                                            >”I do, too! Eh, kinda.”
 - 
                                            214.
                                            “Whatcha mean ‘kinda?’”
 - 
                                            215.
                                            >”We call it an orchard since we grow fruit trees, but we still grow stuff like you.”
 - 
                                            216.
                                            “That’s cool,” you squeak, excitement building in your voice to match
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                                            217.
                                            >”I know,” she squeals, tightly hugging her chest, “you and me are gonna be best friends, I can tell.”
 - 
                                            218.
                                            >Hearing a throat clear, the two of you glance in Ms. Cheer’s direction
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                                            219.
                                            >”Now that we’ve got to know one another, lets get started! Get your colored pencils and crayons out and draw whatever you want on your cards.”
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                                            220.
                                            
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                                            221.
                                            >You know, school ain’t so bad, though it ain’t like what mama was saying it was gonna be
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                                            222.
                                            >Searching through your backpack, you pull out your box of coloring supplies
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                                            223.
                                            >”Ah shoot.”
 - 
                                            224.
                                            >When you lay your box down on the table, you notice AJ pursing her lips
 - 
                                            225.
                                            >”Hey Anon, can I use some’a’yers please?”
 - 
                                            226.
                                            “Sure.”
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                                            227.
                                            >Nudging the box in between you and her, you try and pop open the lid when she wraps her arms around you in a hug
 - 
                                            228.
                                            >”Thanks bestie.”
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                                            229.
                                            >When she releases you from her embrace, she flips open the top and swipes a red colored pencil
 - 
                                            230.
                                            >Whatever we want, huh?
 - 
                                            231.
                                            >Reaching for whatever first brushes your fingertips, you pull out a short, green highlighter and tap it against your lips
 - 
                                            232.
                                            >Hmm, maybe ya could draw something ‘bout the Daring Do comics?
 - 
                                            233.
                                            >Shaking your head, you frown at the idea
 - 
                                            234.
                                            >Nah, that ain’t it
 - 
                                            235.
                                            >Nibbling on the cap, you roll your eyes to the ceiling as a whirlwind of thoughts whip and soar through your mind
 - 
                                            236.
                                            >Ah shoot, ya just don’t know what to do
 - 
                                            237.
                                            >Searching for inspiration, your eyes wander to your peers to see them drawing butterflies, rocket ships and lightning bolts
 - 
                                            238.
                                            >Peeking over at your partner, you spot her sticking her tongue out as she’s drawing apples
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                                            239.
                                            >Can’t really say that yer surprised considering her name is Applejack
 - 
                                            240.
                                            >Immediately, your mind kicks into gear about what your dad and uncle tell you
 - 
                                            241.
                                            >’Gee, Anon, ya sure ask a lotta questions’
 - 
                                            242.
                                            ‘Sorry...’
 - 
                                            243.
                                            >’That ain’t nothin’ to be sorry ‘bout. It’s a good thing’
 - 
                                            244.
                                            >Biting the cap, you yank the highlighter away from you and push the felt tip to the card stock
 - 
                                            245.
                                            >Losing yourself in a trance, your hand does it’s magic, swiftly making curves, straight lines and dots
 - 
                                            246.
                                            >Finished, you return the gnawed cap back to your highlighter and hold out your card in front of you
 - 
                                            247.
                                            >Surrounding your name on either end are three large question marks rotated at varying degrees
 - 
                                            248.
                                            >Strangely enough, you feel something in your chest resonate with those green symbols
 - 
                                            249.
                                            >”Okay class,” a voice shouts, piercing through your mental fog, “let’s move on to the next activity!”
 - 
                                            250.
                                            
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                                            251.
                                            >Several hours pass by with Ms. Cheer playing games, singing and even dancing until she sends you all outside for recess
 - 
                                            252.
                                            >Rocking yourself from heel-to-toe, you watch as the other kids rush to play tether ball, hopscotch, four square and on the playground
 - 
                                            253.
                                            >Before you can bumble about trying to figure out what to do, you feel your arm nearly being yanked out of its socket
 - 
                                            254.
                                            >”C’mon, lets go.”
 - 
                                            255.
                                            >Ow, owie, ouch!
 - 
                                            256.
                                            >Sucking in the pain like your good old dad, you focus instead on keeping pace with your energetic friend
 - 
                                            257.
                                            >Dragged along by your arm in full view of everyone on the blacktop, you’re led to a group of trees a fair ways away from the swing set
 - 
                                            258.
                                            >When Applejack leaves you to scramble up the tree, you grimace and rub your sore shoulder
 - 
                                            259.
                                            >”Woohoo,” you hear her holler, hanging upside down from a branch above you
 - 
                                            260.
                                            >Not one to be left out of having fun, you plant your feet on the tree’s roots and leap towards a nearby branch
 - 
                                            261.
                                            >Catching your hands onto the limb’s rough bark, you hoist yourself up and flip upside down, hooking the nook of your bent legs securely on the branch
 - 
                                            262.
                                            >Uncurling your fingertips, your palms slip off and drop alongside your torso
 - 
                                            263.
                                            >While the world shifts and your vision corrects itself, you’re left staring at her as she stares back at you
 - 
                                            264.
                                            >”Ain’t this fun?”
 - 
                                            265.
                                            >Refusing to answer her, you instead cross your arms over your chest with your eyes closed
 - 
                                            266.
                                            >Grinning at the sound of her giggling, you bare open your teeth as if you had fangs
 - 
                                            267.
                                            “Blah, I’m a vampire, blah!”
 - 
                                            268.
                                            >”I vant ta suck yer blood, blah!”
 - 
                                            269.
                                            >Laughing like idiots, you just hang there and look at one another when the sound of leaves crunching rings out beneath you
 - 
                                            270.
                                            >”Howdy Big Mac.”
 - 
                                            271.
                                            >”Howdy.”
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                                            272.
                                            
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                                            273.
                                            >Following her eyesight, you spot an older boy who could only be in a higher grade level
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                                            274.
                                            >”That there’s my brother,” she points out, swinging a little on her branch and gesturing to him, “Big Mac, meet Anon. Anon, Big Mac.”
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                                            275.
                                            >Spitting in his palm, he reaches up for a slimy handshake
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                                            276.
                                            >Woah, that’s what you and Uncle Pseudo do!
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                                            277.
                                            >Reaching a hand to your mouth, you spit a healthy glob onto it to meet his shake in kind
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                                            278.
                                            >After the slippery introduction, the two of you instinctively wipe your soiled hands onto your jeans
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                                            279.
                                            >”E-he-hew, gross!”
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                                            280.
                                            “What?” you gawk at her confused, “we were jus’ shaking hands is all.”
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                                            281.
                                            >”Eeyup,” he agrees, sitting at the base of the trunk
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                                            282.
                                            >”But ya din’t have ta go an make a mess of it,” she whines, shivering in disgust
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                                            283.
                                            “It’s jus’ spit.”
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                                            284.
                                            >”Eeyup.”
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                                            285.
                                            >”But that’s the thing! It’s... ugh,” she groans, her arms dangling to the ground
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                                            286.
                                            >Ya know papa said girls could be fussy, but-
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                                            287.
                                            >As you finish your thought, you watch in horror as her brother latches his hands onto hers
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                                            288.
                                            >”Ew, ew, ew! Let go!”
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                                            289.
                                            >”Eenope.”
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                                            290.
                                            >Split between cackling and interfering, you hear both the angel and devil on your shoulder briefly arguing before settling on doing nothing
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                                            291.
                                            >Chalking it up to siblings being siblings, you merely observe the spectacle with your arms crossed in fascination
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                                            292.
                                            >For science, of course
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                                            293.
                                            >”Big Mac, would ya quit it?”
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                                            294.
                                            >”Alright, alright,” he relents, withdrawing his dry hands to himself
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                                            295.
                                            >Frantically wiping her hands on her skirt, her face flush red, she grumbles and grunts barely audible words that would get your heiney beat
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                                            296.
                                            >With one final huff, she pouts, her eyes glossing over the sky and drifting over to you
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                                            297.
                                            >When your eyes lock onto one another, she rolls them and smirks
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                                            298.
                                            >She’ll get used to it, it took you a while, too
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                                            299.
                                            >Curling up, you latch onto the branch, pull yourself up and shimmy your way to the tree and lean against the bark
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                                            300.
                                            >With a sigh, you sneak a glance and see her doing the same
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                                            301.
                                            >Closing your eyes, you enjoy a short nap when the bell rings
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                                            302.
                                            
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                                            303.
                                            >”Everyone inside for lunch!”
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                                            304.
                                            >Checking the ground to see if it’s clear, you roll off and land on your feet
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                                            305.
                                            >Hitting the dirt running, you hear her keeping pace with your hunger-induced sprint
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                                            306.
                                            >Getting in line, you and your peers march to your home room to grab any lunches before heading to the cafeteria
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                                            307.
                                            >Entering through the double doors, you make your way to the trays and fill it up high enough it could topple over
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                                            308.
                                            >Sliding to the cashier, you stare at them waiting
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                                            309.
                                            >”Do you have a student number?”
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                                            310.
                                            “No,” you answer, “should I?”
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                                            311.
                                            >”Okay, do you have any money with you?”
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                                            312.
                                            “N-No.”
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                                            313.
                                            >”Oh dear,” they murmur, covering their mouth with a hand as they search the cafeteria, “do you see that lady over there?”
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                                            314.
                                            >Following their pointing finger, your eyes rest upon a lady with a scowl, her frown dipping low enough to graze the tile floor
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                                            315.
                                            “Her?”
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                                            316.
                                            >”Yep, leave your tray here and talk to her and she’ll let you eat.”
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                                            317.
                                            >Nope, nuh-uh, ain’t happening
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                                            318.
                                            >Not in a million, kagillion years, no siree
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                                            319.
                                            >Leaving the tray, you meander your way over to Applejack and sit beside her
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                                            320.
                                            >”Guess what I got?” she says, running her fingers over her cherry red lunch box
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                                            321.
                                            “Apples?”
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                                            322.
                                            >”And?”
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                                            323.
                                            “More apples?”
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                                            324.
                                            >Groaning, she undoes the lock shaking her head
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                                            325.
                                            >”It ain’t just apples, take a peek,” she chides, lifting the lid to leave only a slit
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                                            326.
                                            >Peering inside, you can make out a sandwich, some sliced apples and celery with peanut butter slathered in its crevice
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                                            327.
                                            >Before you can answer, your stomach rumbles and growls, startling her as she flings the lunchbox open
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                                            328.
                                            >”Shoot, ya really are hungry, aren’t ya?”
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                                            329.
                                            >Pursing your lips, you gradually lower your head to the table in defeat
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                                            330.
                                            >Guess ya aren’t eating today, huh?
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                                            331.
                                            
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                                            332.
                                            >Accepting your current predicament, you notice an apple slice enter your view
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                                            333.
                                            >”We can share.”
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                                            334.
                                            “I-I can’t.”
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                                            335.
                                            >”Whatcha mean ya can’t?” she challenges
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                                            336.
                                            >’Cause we work for what we get’ you think, resigning yourself to your hungry fate
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                                            337.
                                            >”Oh Anon,” she teases, waving the slice trying to hypnotize you, “ya know ya want what I got.”
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                                            338.
                                            “Would ya quit i-mph!” you try to say as your cries are muffled by a slice of her apple
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                                            339.
                                            >”There’s more where that came from,” she giggles, having a bite herself
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                                            340.
                                            >Ah screw it
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                                            341.
                                            >Sitting up, you smile as she rubs her hands with glee
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                                            342.
                                            >”That’s the spirit.”
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                                            343.
                                            >Splitting her lunchbox evenly, the two of you indulge your appetites with a simple, yet satisfying meal
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                                            344.
                                            >When the bell rings, you all return to class and continue the day until it’s time to go
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                                            345.
                                            >Exiting the classroom hand-in-hand with Applejack, you head outside to wait for your parents
 
                         by Pseudo