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Various Anonfilly Shorts

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-10-20 19:38:04
Expiry: Never
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    This one's based on a pic of Anonfilly wearing paper towel tubes on her legs. Someone replied "cyberfilly"
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    "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."
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    >"Anon, I don't need another speech on how you don't like being a filly. Starlight already apologized enough."
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    "I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
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    >"What?"
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    "Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal."
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    >"Waitaminute... ANON! Put those paper towels back on those rolls! They're three bits a roll!"
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    "Fuck you Purple! I do what I want!"
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    >"And how do you keep coming up with those strange and unnerving speeches?!"
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    A reply to https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/2/15/1363945.gif
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    "Nyx what in the FUCK are you doing?!"
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    >"Only what you- [loud burp] told me to!"
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    "I wasn't being literal you fucking mongrel!"
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    >"...well, it's not anywhere near as bad as I thought it'd be."
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    "You do realize I have to actually kill you now, right?"
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    >The audio recording stopped playing.
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    >"Your honor, is this not evidence enough of Nonny's guilt? The corpse was found drowned in the very same toilet next to the tape recorder."
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    >"This does seem very decisive, prosecutor Trixie. Your rebuttal, Ms. Hooves?"
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    >"I don't think it's relevant to the case. My client threatens to kill everypony! Even me, if I said that. Whoops."
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    "Derpy, I'm making fucking good on my word."
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    >You lunge for the throat, as is your only option in this situation.
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    >Unfortunately, Celestia is acting as both judge and bailiff, and stops you before you make it even an inch off the ground.
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    >The case was decided then and there.
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    >You were found guilty of all charges- homicide, threats of violence, contempt of court, and smelling poorly.
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    >The sentence is 10 years hard labor, then 100 years moon, with no chance of parole.
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    https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/37699084#p37711356
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    >>37711356
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    This will end in
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    >prison
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    >rape
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    would it not?
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    >>37711793
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    >"Did you steal that ID?"
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    "What? No! This is my-"
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    >It strikes you that you aren't a lean, green sexy beast of a man.
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    >Not any more.
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    >Your ID doesn't reflect your change of state
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    >Making you IDless
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    >While you're talking to Copper Top
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    >Near the border
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    >Shit, you're about to be deported
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    "I can explain."
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    >"Sure you can, kid. Where're your parents?"
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    "Well, Twilight was just-"
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    >She's laughing.
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    >She's laughing at you.
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    >"Oh, that's a good one, kid. Now, go back over there before you become more paperwork. I know you wanna see the princess, but sneaking over the border isn't the way to do it."
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    "See her? No, I'm gonna toss her like a ragdoll! She's the reason I'm a filly in the first place!"
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    >Copper Top's expression reverts back to "unamused, and slightly defeated."
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    >"See, now you're making threats against high Equestrian officials. While illegally crossing the border. You've just become more paperwork, kid."
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    >Normally, this is where you'd swear vengeance unending like an anime villain
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    >But this time, a more primal sense has invaded your being
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    >The moment Copper Top takes a step towards you, you let loose the ancient cry of greens of old
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    "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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    >Unphased by your sonic assault, she picks you up with ease and carries you to jail
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    >Where Purple's waiting, thankfully
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    >Your first act, of course, is to try to leap out of Copper's reach to Twilight's throat in a fit of rage
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    >A nearby unicorn cop shoots you 37 times in the chest (in self-defense)
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    >You die
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    >You wake up on Earth, as a filly
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    >Huh, so that's how that works.
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    >Mission End
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    >Rank F
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    >Status: Fucked
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