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Fracture: The Breaking of the Shaft

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-24 09:32:05
Expiry: Never
fluttershy/flutterrape/

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    Originally Published on November 29th, 2012
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    >Day yesterday night in Equestria
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    >Exhausted from running away from Banana Hush all day, you are now asleep,
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    >Dreaming a little Anon dream where…
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    >You’re fighting against a giant, pink Audrey Jr.
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    >“FEED ME!”
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    I’ve already fed your four times today!
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    >In the real world, a massive tent has been forming in your jammies, and you’re sleepily swatting away the flies that try and land on your junk.
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    >”FEED MEEEE!”
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    >Audrey swats at you with her weird, spider-plant hands
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    > =that tickles.
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    Shut up brain, I’m fighting Audrey!
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    >”QUIT YELLING AND FEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE!”
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    >You lunge forward, landing your hands on Audrey’s stem….neck?
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    > =Plant anatomy is weird.
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    >Yup.
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    I agree.
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    >”WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKINGTO?”
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    >Screw Audrey and her plantiness, it’s time to unleash your final attack…
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    >CROCODILE ROLL!
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    > =CROCODILE ROLL!
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    CROCODILE ROLL!
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    >*snap*
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    >Audrey is still alive, but now bent at weird angle and drooping to the floor.
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    >”Why?”
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    > =Hey.
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    >What?
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    > =Isn’t Anon dreaming?
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    >Oh yeah, he is. Why?
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    > = WAKE UP BITCH!
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    >You wake up with and fly out of bed.
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    Dammit brain! I was having a trippy dream!
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    > =Uh-huh, like I care, time for you to go pee dipshit.
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    > [But I already went to the bathroom!
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    > =Not you dipshit; HIM dipshit.
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    > [Oh.
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    >You shuffle towards the bathroom and line up in front of the toilet.
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    >BY THE POWER OF WHITEBOWL! I HAVE TH-
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    > Why is piss hitting my sink?
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    >Turning to your right, you find your sink is absolutely drenched in urine
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    > =Hey dumbass, your peeing on your towels
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    Wha?
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    >Turn right; Yellow towels
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    > =Can you turn right again?
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    >You obey, allowing your brain to control you for once.
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    Weeeeeee
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    >You turn too far right, and now you’re facing the shower.
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    >A mahogany stream shoots from your body into the toilet bowl.
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    >ohshit.exe
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    > =lookdown.rar
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    Well fuck…
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    >Your dick is purple, and bent to the right at a 30 degree angle.
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    > Over the sound of your sex life crashing down around you, you hear a flapping noise from outside the bathroom.
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    >You turn to look…sure enough, it’s Fluttershy.
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    >”I-is home invasion your f-fetish An-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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    >”WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR DICK?!”
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    GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FREAK!
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    >Ignoring you, Flutterbutt shoots you in the neck with a dart.
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    >You throw your arm up as you fall, hoping to hit her into next Tuesday.
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    >She sidesteps at the last moment, and you hit the floor hard.
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    > =Fuck.
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    >45 degrees.
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    >The very next day…
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    >INITIATING REBBOOT…WOULD YOU LIKE TO START IN SAFE MODE?
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    >STARTING…
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    >Opening your eyes, fuzzy shapes begin to come into view.
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    >T.V., IV Stand, giant cast coming out of your crotch
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    WHAT THE FUCK?!
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    >”Oh look! He’s awake!”
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    THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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    >”I’m Doctor Stable.”
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    >You point towards the plaster tower coming from your genitals.
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    THE FUCK IS THAT?
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    >”That is a cast covering your penis. Contrary to what we thought at first, it wasn’t that…hard…to fix.”
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    >The hospital falls deathly silent from Doc’s bad pun.
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    >Nurse Redheart started to giggle, but stopped when someone hit her in the head with a bedpan.
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    >”Well fuck you too.”
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    > “Anyways, Anon, we’ve done all we can, but we have to transfer you to a facility better equipped to handle your…situation.”
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    >As if on cue, Fluttershy pops her head into the empty doorway.
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    >”R-ready to go Anon?”
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    >Your heart stops, and your bedpan gets heavier.
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    NONONONONONONONO!
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    >You leap out of bed and grab the Doctor, ripping out your IV in the process.
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    >You don’t care, your dicks broken!
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    ALLRIGHT! NOBODY MOVES OR THE DOCTOR GETS IT!
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    >Wait Anon! You don’t even have a weapon!
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    You’re right brain.
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    >”Anon, who are t-talking to?”
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    >You leaned forward, rage building in your eyes.
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    SHUT UP FLUTTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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    >The jimmies of a million birds were rustled by your girly screams.
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    >As you just found out, broken penises are very sensitive to sudden movement.
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    >You fall to the floor as the Doctor wiggles out of your arms.
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    >As the world begins to fade out, you swear you see Silent Canary slipping Doctor Stable a HUGE bag of bits.
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    Well shit.

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