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                                            Originally Published March 4th, 2018
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                                            >Monday in Equestria
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                                            >You are Vice-Principal Luna
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                                            >Your sister is out sick for the day, so you're filling in for her
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                                            >You delegated the morning announcements to Ms. Cheerilee so that you could drink your coffee in peace
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                                            >And dear lord you are bored
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                                            Guhh. How DOES she pass the time here?
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                                            >Rarely anyone is sent to the office, and the paperwork is so small that you usually don't start till after lunch
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                                            Hmm...
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                                            >You lock the door, taking a quick look around to make sure no one is nearby.
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                                            >Coast clear, you hop onto the desk and undo the top button to your shirt
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                                            I'M PrinciPAL CelesTIA!, you proclaim to the empty room
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                                            >You giggle as you do a small hop to the floor
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                                            I JUST LOVE being a rOle model to my STUDENTS!
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                                            >Your giggle becomes a full laugh as you leap towards the windows
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                                            LUNA plEASE, hOW will the CHILdren like you if the BLINDS are always dra-AH!
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                                            >You drop below the sill and fix your shirt
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                                            >There's a man floating in the air
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                                            >"I didn't think I could be more in love with yo-"
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                                            >THUNK
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                                            >"CRAP!"
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                                            >You hear leaves rustle and branches snap
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                                            >Terrified, you lean out the window to see if the flying man is okay
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                                            >But instead, you see a green man tangled in a tree
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                                            Oh, it's you. Anonymous, I hope you realize you have detention?
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                                            >"But Vice-Principal Luna, he was helping me test my new drone!"
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                                            >A purple figure steps out from behind the tree Anonymous is in
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                                            Miss Sparkle?
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                                            >"I'm sorry ma'am, I needed a place to test my drone's carrying capacity, and Anon said you wouldn't be upset if we used the faculty lot!"
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                                            >You heave out a sigh, forcing yourself not to be upset
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                                            It's alright Miss Sparkle. I'll send Leo with a ladder and scissors.
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                                            >"I KNEW YA LUBBED ME, BP!"
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                                            >You couldn't have grabbed the emergency whisky faster if you tried
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                                            >Monday in Equestria
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                                            >You Are Vice-Principal Luna
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                                            >You like getting to work early because you're certain the sun is out to get you
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                                            >And there is a car in pulling into your parking space
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                                            >A green beetle, with rusted brown chrome
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                                            Ugh, again? I THOUGHT he would have learned by now.
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                                            >You stomp up to Anonymous's car, grinding your teeth hard enough to turn coal into diamonds
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                                            >You slam the roof as you close in
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                                            ANONYMOUS, I HAVE TOLD YOU TI-oh my goodness
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                                            >In the car is not Anonymous, like you thought, but instead a young green girl
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                                            >And she is on the verge of tears
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                                            >"I'm s-sorry. This is my f-first d-day a-and I d-didn't know"
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                                            >"Good one, Luna", you think to yourself
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                                            I'm so sorry, I thought you were somebody else. I'm Vice-Principal Luna, and you are...
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                                            >"W-wallflower B-blush.", she stammers out, tears subsiding
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                                            >You gave her directions to the student lot, and then spend the early morning showing her around the school
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                                            >She's a bright young girl, if not a bit skittish. Kinda reminds you of yourself at a young age
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                                            >With school about to start, you walk her back to her car to grab her books
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                                            And here we are, back at the student lot. If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to come visit my off-
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                                            >"I'VE GOT A QUESTION!"
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                                            >Oh boy; coming in on rollerblades, it's the green one you can't stand
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                                            Good Morning, Ano-nymous?
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                                            >He doesn't seem to register you being there, coming to a stop in front of Wallflower
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                                            >"ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN, SIS?", he declares while thrusting his finger at you
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                                            You're his sister?
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                                            >Wallflower sighs and rolls her eyes
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                                            >"No, I'm not! I haven't 'stolen' any of your girlfriends! Plus she's the Vice-Principal for crying out loud!"
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                                            >"THEN EXPLAIN JUNE!"
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                                            >"SHE WAS OUR BABYSITTER, AND SHE LIKED ME BETTER ANYWAYS!"
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                                            >You slink back to your office while the two siblings argue about you, leaving them by Wallflower's car
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                                            >You heave a sigh as you slide into your office chair
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                                            Why doesn't this ever happen to Cadence?
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                                            >Monday in Equestria
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                                            >You are Dean Cadence
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                                            >Your favorite musicians are Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Captain Beefheart
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                                            >And there is a white moped in your parking space
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                                            >Well, less in your parking space and more behind it, really
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                                            >It's kinda blocking you in
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                                            Whose moped is this?, you wonder aloud as you get closer
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                                            >When you get close enough to touch it, a man in a trench coat and a pantyhose facemask leaps between you and the bike
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                                            >"HAHEHA! THIS IS MY HOG, SWEE-
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                                            aAAAAAAAAAAA!
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                                            >You rip your mace out of your bag and spray him in the eyes
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                                            >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII"
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                                            >He lets out a girly shriek as he hits the asphalt, ripping his mask off and crying
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                                            >The moped falls onto his foot, the pain pulling his hands from his face
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                                            >Wait a second, you know this green molester
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                                            Androgynous? What are you doing?
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                                            >Nearby, you hear some bushes rustle
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                                            >"Oh right, that scream was my cue!" A voice says from the bushes nearby
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                                            >Walking out from the bush is one of your students, Shining Armor
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                                            >"WALK BY ACTING NONCHALANT", he loudly reads off his palm as he approaches
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                                            >When he gets near your car, he stops, still looking into his palm
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                                            >"H-hoe dare yoo, You F-friend?fiend? YOU FIEND!"
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                                            >He looks from his hand at the two of you, a smug expression of heroism on his face
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                                            >This is quickly replaced by shock when he sees his moped on the floor
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                                            >"My baby! Anonymous, I thought you said you were going to help me get a date with the Dean!"
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                                            >He pulls the moped off of Anonymous and helps him to his feet
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                                            >A date?
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                                            >"Bro trusssst me, the molester/hero trick always works on old-AH GOD THE WIND STINGS MY EYES"
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                                            >You open your car and grab a bottle of water, handing it to Anonymous,
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                                            You know boys, I have some paperwork I forgot to grab> Could you please be gone by the time I get back?
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                                            >Shining Armor turns cherry red and salutes you as you turn to walk away
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                                            >"Ma'am, yes ma'am!"
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                                            >Free from his hands, you hear the moped fall back onto Anonymous's foot
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                                            >"OW! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE INTO COUGARS, SHINING? WHY?"
 
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