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A DnD Day

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 20:10:46
Expiry: Never
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    >Day of The Quest
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    >Be Anon the Just, 12th Level Paladin
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    >With you are your trusted allies: Twileer the Alchemist and Jean de Lune, the Bard
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    >You stand at the entrance to the Bonecrusher's Wake, home to the creature that has been terrorizing a nearby village
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    >Small puffs of smoke come from the crack of the mountain which houses this cave
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    >You roll your shoulders and unsheath your sword
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    C'mon lads, it seems our enemy isn't expecting us.
  8. 8.
    >Jean De Lune swaggers into the cave the cave after you
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    >"I should hope he isn't, I'm still a little sore from the cave bears last week."
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    >Twileer, shaking and giggling with excitement, brings up the rear as you march into the unknown
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    1/
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  13. 13.
    >The cave is dark, and you can hear occasional splashes as water drips to the rocky floor
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    >"Blasted darkness, let us have some light...", Twileer mutters to herself as she slathers a torch with one of her potions
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    >The torch glows a healthy orange after a moment, lighting up the narrow path
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    >She walks past Jean and hands you the torch
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    >"Here. Just try not to smell it if you can, rancid stuff."
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    Ah, thank you Twileer.
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    >You take the torch and your group presses forward
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    >You pass numerous skeletons in armor as you walk, the pathway appearing to widen slightly
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    >"So, what do you think it is?" Jean chimes in
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    Think what is?
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    >"The creature! I think it's a crocodile."
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    A crocodile? Wait a second-
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    >You stretch your arms out, and your partners are stopped by your arms
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    >"Crocs don't live in caves Jean."
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    Ahem
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    >"Maybe this one decided he hated the swamp."
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    AHEM.
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    >"Did you have a better guess, Ano-Oh."
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    >Standing before the three of you is a massive gold dragon, tending to a small blaze
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    2/
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  34. 34.
    >The dragon turns around, and on seeing you it flashes a toothy smile
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    >"AH, VISITORS.", they grumble, not taking their eyes off the fire
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    >"SIT, SIT. I SUPPOSE YOU'RE HERE ABOUT THE RAIDS."
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    >With a snap of their talons, a small table appears, with a spread of buttered bread and assorted dried meats
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    >Moving away from the blaze, they take a teapot from the fire and pour out four cups, setting them onto the table
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    >Twileer glares at the meat and bread, looking for any signs of poison
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    >"Looks safe to me!" She declares before chowing down
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    >Jean takes a sip of the tea
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    >Anon you s-
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    I want to roll to seduce the dragon.
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    ----
  45. 45.
    You what?
  46. 46.
    >A silence takes over the kitchen table
  47. 47.
    >Fluttershy stares at you, a hint of depraved joy in her eyes
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    >Twilight and Princess Luna stop munching on their snacks
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    >"I want to roll to seduce the dragon." She repeats as she begins shaking her die.
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    No. Out of the question.
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    3/
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    >"But why?", Fluttershy asks.
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    Because it's out of character. You're a paladin, you don't just barge into peoples homes and fuck them. That's Luna's job.
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    >"That's not fair! You're just upset because he's based on you." Luna pouts
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    >"Yeah Anon, it's Fluttershy's character, she should be allowed to play him as she sees fit!", Twilight adds. "That's what you told us when we first started playing!"
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    >You shake your head
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    >They weren't wrong, but as DM you must be firm
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    I understand, but this is-
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    >"It's not out of character.", Fluttershy states as she passes you a piece of paper "Look."
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    >You take the paper
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    >It's her character sheet
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    >Under "Flaws" it reads "Anon's Fetish: Scaled creatures"
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    >Fuck
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    >Well, that explains why she was so nice on the Kobolds a few sessions back
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    >But you have to stay strong.
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    I'm sorry, Shy, but-
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    >"I GIVE ANON A CHARISMA POTION." Twilight yells
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    >"AND WE AID ANON BY PLAYING A SULTRY TUNE." Luna adds
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    >In unison, Fluttershy and Luna throw down their dice
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    >Twilight chimes in with how the potion changes Anon's Charisma
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    >Both got Nat 20, plus Anon's sizable Charisma and Jean's skill with his voice...
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    >Yeah, this dragon is getting fucked
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    >The three ponies stare at you, small fires burning behind their eyes
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    >You are fucked
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    -but I need to get another rulebook to determine the results. Seducing a dragon is a bit complex.
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    >The trio cheer as you head to the next room
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    >They have you dead to rights
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    >But you have a dark, forbidden ace up your sleeve
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    4/
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  82. 82.
    >You return with a small book, covered in dust
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    >You may have to let this happen, but you'll be damn sure they regret it
  84. 84.
    >You dust off the cover, revealing two scantily clad humans fighting some blue gnomes in a mine
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    >Consulting the table of contents, you flip to the relevant page
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    Ah here we are. Everyone hand me your sheets for a second. Twilight, I'm gonna rattle off equations at you, so be ready to solve them
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    >"Uhh, okay Anon." Twi replies.
  88. 88.
    >You throw the needlessly complex equations at her, and she hurls the results back at you
  89. 89.
    >You write one new stat on Fluttershy's character sheet, and two stats on Twilight and Lunas
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    >To Fluttershy, it simply read "AC", or "AC" and "VC" for the Princesses
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    >But you knew better
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    Okay, you say as you grab your d100, now that we're ready...
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    -------
  94. 94.
    >Twileer passes you a potion while the dragon places the kettle back into the flames
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    >You greedily drink it down, handing her back the empty
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    >Jean de Lune begins crooning a love song from his homeland
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    >As the potion takes effect, you feel profoundly more charming
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    >"WHAT IS THAT LOVELY TUNE?" the dragon growls
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    >You open your mouth, delivering the dragon a honeyed, seductive proposition
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    Hey bby, u wan sum dock?
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    5/
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  103. 103.
    >Steam erupts from the dragon's nose, and you can almost swear his eyes turn to hearts
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    >"OH BABY" the dragon roars, his girthy, bifurcated penis erupting from its sheath
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    >Seeing this, you start to run
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    >Twileer and Jean de Lune can only look on in horror
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    >He pounces upon you, ripping the armor from your body
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    >Unceremoniously, he flips you onto your stomach and begins prodding your entrance
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    >With a grunt, he forces his way in, tearing your sphincter in the process
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    >Blood begins to pour from you as you silently scream into the dirt
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    >With every thrust, he widens the tear, slowly splitting you as he makes his way deeper
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    >Your pelvis snaps apart with a loud crack, and your guts spill onto the floor
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    >The dragon does not seem to pay any mind and continues rubbing against the blood on the floor
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    >Twileer finally snaps from her daze
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    >"DIE YOU MONSTER, she yells as she hurls a potion towards the dragon
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    >It clatters harmlessly off his scales and breaks on the ground below, causing a green flame to engulf your mangled corpse
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    >"RAGGH", the dragon roars, leaving your body and turning his attention towards Twileer
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    >He grabs her robe in his teeth, flinging her with enough force to send her flying into the cave wall
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    >"GAH!" She cries out as she makes contact
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    >As the dragon advances, she tries to stand
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    >She gets her trunk off the ground, and strains to move her lower half
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    >Her eyes go wide when she realizes she cannot move her legs
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    6/
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    >With no more care than he showed you, the dragon is quick to mount Twileer
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    >Thankfully, her body is able to handle the strain, and she tries to crawl away
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    >But the dragon stops her, planting a claw into her back and causing her to scream in pain
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    "JEAN! JEAN HELP ME PLEASE!", she cries out between thrusts
  129. 129.
    >Jean stands frozen by Anon's brutalized, burning body
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    >The sickly sweet scent of burning flesh fills her nose, Twileer's cries barely registering in her ears
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    >"Twileer?" she mumbles, looking towards the dragon
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    >Twileer looks unconscious, but the dragon is still viciously thrusting in
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    >The sight snaps Jean out of her daze, and she runs to confront the beast
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    >"HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!" Jean yells up at the dragon
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    >He looks down upon Jean, stopping his thrusting for a moment
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    >He pulls Twileer off of his member and tosses her aside
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    >In an instant, he has the mortified bard on the ground, and begins to rub his organ fervently against Jean, hungering for a gap in the armor
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    >With his tips barely inside, he climaxes, covering you in wave after wave of ejaculate.
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    ----
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    >Fluttershy looks mortified
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    >Twilight looks like she is about to puke
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    >Luna is silent, staring behind you at the fridge
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    >Excellent
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    >"T-TH-TH-THAT'S NOT FAIR" Fluttershy breaks the silence as she leaps onto the table
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    >Her fur is on end, and her feathers puffed out to max
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    What isn't fair?
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    >Angrily, yet gingerly to avoid making a mess, she stomps her away to you
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    >"THAT WAS A FEMALE DRAGON! YOU CHANGED IT ON PURPOSE TO DO THIS!"
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    >You cross your arms and lean past her to look at Twilight
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    Hey Twi? Did I ever say it was a female dragon?
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    >"...no."
  152. 152.
    Exactly. Now sit down and shut up.
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    >Deflated, Shy slides down and takes her seat
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    7/
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  156. 156.
    >Freed from the shackle of his libido the dragon stares around his cave
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    >"WHAT HAP-"
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    >Anon's corpse, charred and black, has finally stopped burning
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    >Twileer's naked and broken form is draped across a rock
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    >And below him is Jean de Lune, a mile-long stare peering from beneath the jism
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    >"I-I'M GONNA BE SICK" the dragon cries
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    >Gingerly, with the care he had when you first entered his cave, he picks Jean from the floor by her foot
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    >"TO ASSAULT A G-G-GUEST IN MY HOME! THE SHAME I'VE BROUGHT ON MYSELF! THE TERROR I FORCED YOU TO ENDURE!"
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    >He snaps his claws, and the skeleton of an owlbear saunters into the chamber from the entry tunnel
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    >"PLEASE SEE TO IT THAT MY GUESTS ARE CLEANED UP. MY GODS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME", he cries as he heads down into another tunnel
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    >With a grunt, the Owlbear picks Twileer up in its maw and nudges Jean along it makes its way to the bath
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    ----------
  168. 168.
    The dragon was a bit of an amateur necromancer, and more than willing to apologize and pay the damages resulting from his experiments.
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    >Fluttershy is glaring at you again, from her seat this time
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    >The color has returned to Twilight's face, but she doesn't seem to be too upset anymore
  171. 171.
    >Luna is still staring into the distance
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    >Best wrap this up then
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    All right, loot! You all get new clothes, for one. Fluttershy, you also get a delightful little oakwood coffin, with a gorgeous golden inlay. You'll need to roll a new character.
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    Twilight, your character gets an enchanted set of armor that will let her walk again as long as she wears it, and you go up a level.
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    Luna, the dragon offers you anything you'd like from his horde.
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    >Luna is still staring into the void
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    ...Luna? What would you like from the dragon?
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    >A faint blush creeps up on her face
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    >"... I'd like his hand.", she mutters, twiddling with her hooves.
  180. 180.
    >The three of you shoot her a strange look
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    >"What? He held my hoof..."
  182. 182.
    >Her blush deepens, and she hides her face in her wings
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    Oookay. Good game, see ya next week.
  184. 184.
    >Fucking Luna
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    8/8

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