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                                            Originally Published April 14th, 2018
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                                            >Rock day in Equestria
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                                            >Be Anon
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                                            >You're dreaming a peaceful dream about bunnies
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                                            >Hopping to and fro, eating grass and being picked off by eagles
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                                            >So cute!
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                                            >You reach down to pick up a bunny and nuzzle it
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                                            >BOOM
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                                            OH GOD!
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                                            >A large yellow hoof smashes down on the rabbit, making you wake up
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                                            >The faint threads of sunlight peep in through the windows
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                                            >BOOM
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                                            What the hell is Fluttershy up to now?
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                                            >You mumble drowsily
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                                            >Still in your jammies, you wander down the steps and open the front door
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                                            >The sun hasn't risen fully yet, still barely peeking over the distant peaks
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                                            This is a bit early isn't it Bu-who are you?
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                                            >Standing on your porch is a purplish-grey mare, with a grey sidecut mane
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                                            >"You Anonymous?", she barks with a voice like gravel
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                                            Yes?
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                                            >She lets out a grunt of...relief? Annoyance?
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                                            >"My name is Limestone. Here's my card."
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                                            >She hands you a slate-grey card, with a picture of a lime and two rocks on it
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                                            >Must be a salesmare
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                                            So, what are you sell-
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                                            >"I go into estrus in three days."
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                                            -ing...
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                                            >"I'll come back for you then."
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                                            >With that, she turns and trots away.
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                                            >Fluttershy tries to land by your fence, decked out in clown make-up, but Limestone scares her off as she leaves your yard
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                                            >What the fuck is today, even?
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                                            >Turning over the card, you read the name embossed on its surface
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                                            Limestone Pie; Pie Family Rock Farm
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                                            >Pie family?
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                                            Oh!
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                                            >Now you get it!
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                                            >It's a late April Fools day joke!
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                                            ...but I know from painful, horrifying experience that estrus isn't for another month! So nice job Pinkie Pie! You really had me going for a moment there.
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                                            >You slam the business card on the counter and have a laugh
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                                            >Pinkie laughs as well
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                                            >"That's so great! Limestone can be a bit of a grump at times, but I think you'll really come to like her, Nonny!"
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                                            Haha, ye-wait. What?
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                                            >Pinkie sets down her frosting bag and giggles
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                                            >"I saaid I'm happy for you two! Mom and Dad were always worried Limey would never find a coltfriend since her cycle has always been a bit off from everypony else's, but now she's found you!"
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                                            >Squeaking with glee, she bounces around the small store
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                                            >A hidden party cannon blasts you with confetti
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                                            >Looks like this isn't a prank at all
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                                            Pinkie, look; I appreciate the support and all, but I'm just not looking to settle with a pony any time soon.
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                                            >Pinkie stops bouncing at this
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                                            >"Okey-dokey! That's fine!"
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                                            It is?
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                                            >From behind her, she pulls out two large books
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                                            >"Yup! Related to that, how much do you bench, Nonna?"
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                                            Uhh...
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                                            >On the cover of one book is "<100", ">100" is on the other
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                                            How much does the bar weigh?
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                                            >She raises a disappointed eyebrow at you, then slides you the book marked "<100"
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                                            What? I get shoulder pain.
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                                            >Opening the book, you discover it's a pop-up
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                                            >A papercut version of you is tied to a bed, while a large laughing Limestone advances on you
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                                            >Underneath, large text reads: TOO BAD FOR YOU!"
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                                            So I guess I'm shit outta luck?
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                                            >Pinkie recollects her books and stuffs them into her mane
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                                            >"Basically. Unless you got some smart ideas in your brainy parts to make up for your weak musk-culls, then you and I are going to be in-laws, Mister.", she replies, jabbing at your biceps
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                                            >Well this is some great news
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                                            >You're going to be raped, and the one pony you thought you could turn to about it is instead cheering for it to happen
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                                            >But hey, at least Pinkie let you have a free Honeyed Onion Bagel
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                                            >For "stamina"
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                                            2/
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                                            >Day 3
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                                            >You've been up for two days, preparing for the hell that will come
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                                            >No way Limestone is gonna take your pony virginity
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                                            ...not without a fight, anyway.
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                                            >You say as you pat a rope that sits next to you
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                                            >You peek through your bedroom window to watch Limestone approach
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                                            >Her hooves fall confidently on the dirt road
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                                            Any second now.
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                                            >She passes through the gate, scaring Fluttershy off again
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                                            Almost there...
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                                            >She comes to a halt on your doorstep
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                                            >Raising a hoof, she then brings it down on your door
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                                            NOW!
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                                            >Grabbing the rope, you yank on it
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                                            >"WOAH!"
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                                            >A thud hits your ears
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                                            >Racing downstairs, you throw open the door
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                                            >Limestone sits at the bottom of a pit
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                                            Haha! Took me all night to dig that trap for you!
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                                            >You gloat over her, proud of your victory
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                                            >She tugs on your pants
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                                            >"Anonymous, this hole is only two feet deep.", she grumbles at you
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                                            >Looking down, you see she is level with your mid-shin
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                                            >She doesn't look too pleased
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                                            I get shoulder pain!
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                                            >Standing up, she walks towards you again
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                                            >"Alright, Anon, here's how this will work."
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                                            >You back up through the doorway
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                                            >She kicks the door shut as she makes her way inside
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                                            >"You're going to take me up to your room, and you're going to lay on the bed."
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                                            >You continue stepping back
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                                            >"And then I'm going to get on top of you, because I'm in charge."
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                                            >Her face seems to flush as she continues talking
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                                            >You feel your back touch the wall
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                                            >"And then do you know what's going to happen, Anonymous?"
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                                            >The gravel in her voice is getting deeper, yet smoother
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                                            >You gulp, trying to speak, but no words come out
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                                            >Her breathing seems to get faster
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                                            >"That's right, you're going to hold my hoof, and you're gonna like it."
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                                            3/
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                                            >"And then, if you're lucky, I'll let you p-pat my head."
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                                            >She shuffles in place, trying to balance her confident poise with her eagerness to get started on these 'lewd' acts
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                                            >It's adorable
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                                            Aren't you precious.
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                                            >She stamps her hoof, and turns ever redder
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                                            >"I'm not precious! I'm seductive! I am seducing you!"
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                                            >You have to fight back a laugh
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                                            Oh-snkrt-yes, I'm very seduced
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                                            >"D-do you think this is funny?"
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                                            >And there's the straw
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                                            >You double over in laughter, falling to the floor
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                                            >"We'll see how funny you think this is when i'm k-kissing you!"
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                                            >She drags you up the stairs to your room
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                                            >You laugh each time your head bumps on the steps
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                                            >"QUIT LAUGHING!"
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                                            Quit being adorable!
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                                            >Growling, she throws you on the bed
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                                            >"THAT'S IT, NO MORE MS. NICE LIMESTONE!"
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                                            >Climbing over you, she forces herself between your arms
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                                            >Then starts whipping you with her tail
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                                            Ow! Ow, stop!
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                                            >You try to pull away, but her hooves are firmly locked with your hands
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                                            >She lets out a gravelly chuckle
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                                            >A mild feeling of terror fills you, stopping your laughter
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                                            Y-you know, you're right, I am sorry! You're not adorable at all. 100% seduction. Yes ma'am!
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                                            >You wiggle a hand free and pat her cutie mark, to emphasize your apology
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                                            >Straining, you try to look at her face to gauge her response
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                                            >It's twisted into a devious grin, and she is blushing furiously
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                                            >She pulls you tighter against her
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                                            But I said I'm sorry!
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                                            >She wraps her tail around your free hand
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                                            >"And I said 'I'm in charge.'", she smirks as she brings your hand back to her flank
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                                            >You're forced to spend the whole night
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                                            >Gently patting Limestone's cutie mark
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