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                                            Yo, bass for your face!
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                                            Bass for your face? Rainbow, I hope you're not going around hitting ponies upside the head with bass guitars or nothin'.
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                                            It's an expression, Pinkie.
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                                            (Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my-)
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                                            [Verse 1]
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                                            Ahhh! Is whatcha said,
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                                            'cause I getcha sugar high til it gets to ya foreheads
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                                            as much you try you find your brain just can't ignore this,
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                                            pink horses, 'cause you know I've got that
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                                            Cake… and I gotta keep my pieces!
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                                            Here's the sweet bits, a pony new release, it's
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                                            the pony who loves to bake, it's blowin' up in your face,
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                                            and hopin' your day is made, a filly who's finna place a
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                                            Smile, wide as a mile,
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                                            grinning ear to ear and aisle to aisle,
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                                            got these ponies on the floor, from shore to shore,
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                                            Askin' for more, (dashin' from door to door!)
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                                            and she's still the little filly who made Gilda squiggle like a tilde
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                                            Who fits the bill, a little shrill like sarsaparilla,
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                                            with vanilla, sometimes I scream,
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                                            Just burstin up at the seams, but I don't mean to make a scene ya know what I mean?
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                                            (Ey yo check this out!)
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                                            Nope! Not my intention to ratchet up the tension
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                                            Whatcha met: an injection of affectionate confection,
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                                            It's infectious but I never meant to get 'em any more than a dash of salt! If fun is a planned result
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                                            A mess, I must confess, you gotta break some eggs to make an egg-cellent omelette
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                                            (But wait) that's not all you get
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                                            (Watch as I work my gypsy magic…)
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                                            a bit of batter, from the matter, this or that or timeline splatter, pat in extra hour and don't add the candy wrapper.
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                                            It's all about how ya fit the wiggle in your giggle, the snortle in your chortle, the cherry in your merry
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                                            The bowl's all turvy, I gotta level, and this dough is so thick ya need a shovel for this
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                                            Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and MSG…
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                                            but whatcha call lil' M s. me?
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                                            [Chorus]
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                                            Pinkie Pie, (Yo, uh huh)
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                                            That's my name and I'm gon' play this 'til you feel so high
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                                            Ponies say that she's so crazy, baby, she's the kind (Uh huh)
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                                            You can ask and she can tell but there's no reason why, (Yeah)
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                                            (Stick a- stick a- stick a- Stick a cupcake in my eye!)
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                                            Yo, Pinkie, yo, some of these ponies don't know what they're talkin 'bout, mare!
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                                            These clowns are havin' a breakdown tryna keep us out the get down!
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                                            But it's cool, they'll come around in a while, maybe single file…
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                                            We just gotta show 'em how to party Ponyville style!
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                                            Ah, hit me!
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                                            [Verse 2]
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                                            BAM! Is the sound of the party cannon, time for action, just a little bit of traction
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                                            When you're pronkin' and rompin' and boppin' and walkin' and talkin' on your big four hooves, your steel horseshoes, to feel your moves,
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                                            Just stompin' it silly and you ever get the feeling that the roofin' is loose and the ceiling is squealing, the furniture's burning, boots four-on-the-flooring,
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                                            the fourth wall is boring and whirlin' like Soarin', the jelly is pourin'
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                                            Break these fetters, things that make it better, "never" to Lavender, 'cause the end of it's met hers,
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                                            refuse it, solution is a four-legged revolution of sonic confusion, we're us-ed to losin' it, and causin' up a nuisance
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                                            Yes, our noise is cacophonous, whenever we be Ponkin' it, and jumpin' goes the lot of us, like a big hippopotamus, and whether or not you've got it, you wanna go…
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                                            PINKIE!!!
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                                            As ya bump this beat that disrupts the peace, turns up the heat, interrupts your sleep,
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                                            a Humpty heap corrupts the meek.
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                                            The casus belli is the lack of the jelly,
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                                            The princess is smelly, a whiff of confetti, phew
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                                            Nevertheless I'm thinkin' about the reasonin' why we just can't seem to keep our sweets
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                                            and maybe the regent of Friendship seems to really need to
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                                            steep in a relaxin' cup of tea if she's not the kind for the fun party
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                                            you see if it were up to me, prescribe a chill suppository (whoa!)
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                                            OK, that's too harsh a line, but
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                                            Some never got an inkling why,
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                                            Prime time for them to piece the rhyme,
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                                            Should ya mind that she can hide,
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                                            In the box you think inside,
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                                            Caught within the blinking eye,
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                                            Try, fly and sight the Pinkie Pie
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                                            (Actually, me and Twilight are cool… I'm just playing a role)
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                                            (Aaaahhh) x4
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                                            So, I hope you're down with the crew…
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                                            Equestria's most dangerous group, marez wit attitude
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                                            'Cause Rainbow's Dash is out in full effect (Yo)
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                                            Bump this groove, butter smooth, like F.S. (Smooth)
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                                            If you can buck it down like AJ (Yeah)
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                                            Or stomp it out, jump around like Pin-kay…
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                                            Keep it fancy, like Rarity, y'all… (Uh huh)
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                                            give Twilight a call, (Oh?)
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                                            Tell her who sent ya.
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                                            [Chorus, x2]
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                                            Pinkie Pie,
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                                            That's my name and I'm gon' play this 'til you feel so high
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                                            Ponies say that she's so crazy, baby, she's the kind
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                                            You can ask and she can tell but there's no reason why,
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                                            (Stick a- stick a- stick a- Stick a cupcake in my eye!)
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                                            Yo we doin' this with TLC, that stands for time, laughter, and cupcakes, ya know what I'm sayin'?
 
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