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Make Me - One Shot
By GreggumsCreated: 2023-07-11 02:20:31
Updated: 2023-07-11 02:21:38
Expiry: Never
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                                            Make me.
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                                            >Be Anon
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                                            >You’ve been trapped in this hell dimension of cotton-candy ponies for the better part of a decade now
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                                            >And one of them, the purple one, is standing on your porch
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                                            >”Oh, come on Anon, I asked this time! The least you could do is give me just a whiff of your sensuous summer sausage...”
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                                            >Twilight cranes her neck towards your crotch like it’s a pie cooling on a windowsill
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                                            You *have* to ask, because the courts ruled you can’t use the royal mandate to get laid, purps.
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                                            >You bap her nose and she twitches.
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                                            Now, like I was saying, if you want me to, then you’ll have to make me. And you can’t make me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I was in the middle of pinching a loaf. Good day, Your Majesty.
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                                            >You close the door on her and head back to the bathroom, where your lightly-pinched rye bread rests waiting for you on your sink.
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                                            >If only these ponies could understand your important human business.
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                                            >Be the next day
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                                            >knock knock.mp5
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                                            >You sigh and set down your bruised loaf of rye
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                                            >You know what it is. You know what every morning is
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                                            >You head downstairs and open the front door
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                                            G-
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                                            >A crude reflection of you stands next to the princess
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                                            Twilight Sparkle what the fuck is that
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                                            >”It’s you!”
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                                            Yeah no what the FUCK is THAT.
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                                            >”Well, you said I couldn’t make you, so I decided to prove you wrong, mister!”
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                                            >She prods your chest with a hoof
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                                            By making a clone of me? How did you even manage th-ewww!
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                                            >The Fake Anon instinctually grabs and begins kissing up the length of her foreleg
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                                            >”Not now sweetie we’re talking”, she shakes her hoof.
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                                            >The homunculus gives her what you think is a seductive growl
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                                            >Twilight responds with a growl of her own
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                                            >You can feel this conversation is over, so you quietly back up and lock the door
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                                            >Just in time to avoid what is, you assume based on the sounds, royal pussy being reamed out on your front porch
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                                            >Such is life in Equestria
 
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